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@whoisreef She meant horny.
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@RhodeToLove He chose passion over profession. True sport.
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@Srirachachau My budget only works if the burgers are 3.50. my whole family is going to starve.
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@Teddie2pointO I can imagine your dad wheezing with joy while typing that lol.
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@jasebyjason It's probably his pet taking evening walk.
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@PRSundar64 You are a living example of "maturity doesn't necessarily come with age". Mocking someone for their lifestyle after the death shows how you were raised. I hope your kids are not raised the same. Irrespective of the way he lived, Rakesh left a legacy that is out of your reach.
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@chakidbest29 Me waiting for the community notes to do their thing
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@legotrillermoth They said it was impossible, he proved them wrong.
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@mattxiv He is so proud of himself lol!.
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@heyheedie She is half black. Her dad is black.
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@Nimbopill Jew he was!.
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@peetasphoenix Make it available at all medical stores ASAP.
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@gimmickannoying Blatant racism isn't comedy. Stick to clean comedy.
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@SocialNomadRach No artificial colors, that's cool. No vitamins and minerals, not cool.
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@BJP4India Aap log kuch bhi karo, INDIA hi jeetega.
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@BCCI Getting India world cup match tickets is tougher than me getting prime minister post.
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@PicturesFoIder I hate people who say money can't buy happiness. Money is literally the only thing between me and my happiness rn.
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@BrandyLJensen Same like "It was hard. The kind of hard that makes you long for the dixk to soften down".
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@mollytaft She was probably 21st girl trying to sneak in using the same cheat code lol.
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@daysafterastr0 Good old days. This show was like an alarm for me. I used to turn off TV exactly when it used to start.
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@katesteinfelds Pretty sure it's a marketing move. Just like they allowed Tom Holland reveal the Avengers poster.
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@kizuriley This isn't even in the top 10 best scenes of this series. Dude cut out a random scene and said "funniest and out of pocket" lol.
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@niggaolas She learnt inflation and decided to jump right back in.
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@bobbyteriyaki No wonder witches got highly paid during those times.
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@ItsMatt_Again Belgium too!.
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@eilidhwashere Okay but where is the "crazy crash" ?.
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@exhaustdata Okay but there’s one thing I know, jess would be at the protests!.
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@TimesAlgebraIND Ab toh mujhe "Indian National Congress" ke baare me sochna padega.
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@jayythewave I hope the other sperm comrades that could not make it just because I won the race are resting in peace rn
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@notstonkgod They giving a timeline now? This ain't happening.
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@Nebla_idk Okay. Let me be the paragraph guy. This happened back in 2010 when a programmer named Laszlo decided to use 10,000 Bitcoins to purchase two pizzas. At the time, Bitcoin was still in its infancy, and this transaction is often considered the first real-world use of the.
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@RVCJ_FB Narendra Modi documentary produced by BBC.
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@Foutanienne He left some space for Jesus!.
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@cityofunu This is absolute madness. One of the perfect scenes in the history of cinema.
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@f8the Being told you have a baby face while tryna be sexy is very humblingπŸ—Ώ.
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@SonnohZankan Don't understand why there is so much hatred towards a particular country. Shit happens everywhere.
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@misternosferatu Casting director had some pot in this one.
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@fesshole Either he turned into a villain or he ended his life that day. Sorry Mike.
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@squirtstain You don't have to lie to a woman because if she loves you enough she'll lie to herself!.
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@WeedleTwineedle Kids in future will have tough times remembering the list of genders in their generation. Probably people will start saying "I identify as a deer" lol.
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@Srirachachau I love the way he laughs 🀣.
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@Its_CineHub Pathan album was pretty good tbh. It took some time for Jhoome jo song also to become a chartbuster. Anirudh is a very good music composer. Let's see how bgm turns out to be in the film.
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@Gimz_Lil These are all distractions to cover up the mess government has created.
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@chakidbest29 This is 69th such post that I have come across and I have fallen for this 69th time now.
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@GemsOfCricket Couple having sex in Oyo room. Meanwhile people in CCTV room watching them: Can we get a front on angle please?.Impact in line, wickets hitting. Out!.
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@Tyyrrell You all are trying so hard to convince yourself.
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@NewsIADN And we finally have a space race in 21st century. Rooting for India to boss this.
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@Carzonfye It's literally a Spotify promo event!.
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@dons83afc His other half is at the opposite stand cheering for the other side. So he's alright. They'll assemble him once he's home.
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@mattxiv Ohh now I realised it isn't Scarlett Johansson.
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@sugxr333xoxo Does "waka waka ooh ooh" count?.
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@Piss_kirby_ It's not that bad. It's just some anime girls.
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@historyinmemes We get to see two extreme sides of humanity at the same time. How ironic!? . Someone rightly said "there is no real winner in war". Yet people like him are true heroes.
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@Not4PFaze Agree name was controversial but the logo itself was great and honorable one.
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@lookingforlewys Wondering if they were too hot to handle. Lost interest when Ola and Lily were thrown out of the series.
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@Jtaylor0_3 All he needs is a mountain dew at this point.
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@anakinfeyd Looks like Lucien!.
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@Targ_Nation All this led us to a miserable season 8.
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@Schaffrillas Marvel is known for taking questionable decisions since ages. They destroyed this beautiful series with abrupt ending.
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@MMcgei Lesson: marry your hairdresser!.
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@IndianTechGuide Looks like India is slowly getting better in every field. Space, Sports, Science and technology. The next superpower in making.
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@communoah "I see you are under 18. Would you mind getting treated in our basement"?.
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@whotfisjovana I didn't get this. Can someone please explain?.
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@BaSingSeUpdate This machine looks better!
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@AltruisticFella Great actor but her character is so annoying in this.
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@JAYACTII In your wildest dreams ah ah.
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@Parns_And_Noble I didn't understand the reference.
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@Govrnmentjudas They said it would break the internet, it broke her fans hearts instead. Disappointed!.
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@GreedyGrant Can I hire this guy to put me to sleep every night?.
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@EFCevie You triggered an entire army with this post lol.
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@arashalalani She booked for real.
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@chakidbest29 2 million impressions with only 6k likes shows that large number of people actually took back the like once it didn't work. Well done people.
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@JoshuaTookes Patrick Warburton right there.
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@fauxfresh Had this realization at the club. Just fucked up asking myself why am I hanging around folks I don’t even like.
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@hobietanverse She receives unreal hate which isn't justified at all. For me she is a fighter.
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@mattxiv She will still miss the point.
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@AFCMax9 Manager watching Monaco
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@hashjenni Especially people that wake up and just start talking.
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@shoujocrave What!
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@bklynb4by Someone said "The Simpson" πŸ—Ώ.
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@itszaeok Who said she is beefing with her fans!?.
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@slizagna Tbh chatgpt has reduced my burden writing emails. I don't even cross check what it says. Copy and paste.
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@BellaJoyAgain It's always pleasure watching her.
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@Ro45Goat It was an offer to promote fitness brand and obviously Rohit couldn't agree as the company would go bankrupt if he becomes the ambassador.
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@TVsCarlKinsella It's April 1st!.
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@JacobJohnHoward They said 'do not try this at home ' so blud literally went to WWE and got smacked!.
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@ANT1TAECLUB This movie was a hit among feminists.
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@GreatApeDad Twinx death'.
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@ClixWell The amount of weird things that we get to hear everyday has made April 1st less interesting.
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@IPL Excellent. This will be his economy rate for this season.
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@hotpriestt I spilled my coffee reading this.
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@Srirachachau Reminds of the movie "Life". Hope we don't get destroyed by these lil ones.
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@spinbackmecca It's a publicity stunt πŸ—Ώ.
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@Abhishekkar_ Retail after realising that every furu is trying to make money by giving gyan and selling courses instead of actually trading in the market be like
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@Vward98 Michael HINGE is killing meπŸ—Ώ.
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@tyjnick Furry and hot go hand in hand.
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@ElyKreimendahl Money does reduce a lot of burden in our lives. It's only the rich who say "money doesn't matter".
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@DonCorleANN He also teaches safety for women.
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@messedupfoods Gateway to heaven. Literally.
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