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Bro do you know how nice it is to be in a healthy relationship
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Bro was just handing out sleeping tablets left and right
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If he's brave enough to wear a male purse in public, you probably shouldn't mess with him...
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Be careful of any person you see on this app defending Greenwood because they have it in them too 🤝
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So I’m chilling thinking yeah, and if I auditioned for Xfactor I would be in the Over 25s 😱 with Louie Walsh n dem man, my entire evening is ruined
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Let me just bring back the greatest video to grace twitter 🤣😭
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Not posting your partner on socials is mad suspect behaviour idc 🤣
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“My DMs are open for anyone suffering with mental health” No it ain’t stop lying for RTs and likes you dickhead
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Gonna tell my kids this was Marco Carola
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I’m not gonna tune into Boris at 8pm, that way I’m unaware of the new rules and can’t be held accountable
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No bad boy ting, but if I catch you belittling a homeless person your day is ending in a hospital bed, Shitbag’s mate
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Peter is shotting, ronnies buying straps, bens doing street Robberies, Ian's doing brasses and then yourve got billy nicking fish 😭😩
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Christmas will never be the same, tell your loved ones you love the because the last words I said to mine will haunt me forever RIP Mum 😢
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‘E1 needs you’ where was that energy when you jacked my k and bumbles? 🤔
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Yeah man, it ain’t it I see what everyone’s talking about 😂😂
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@lowndesmegan I’d love to do this, but you see the way Australia’s wildlife is set up LOL nah
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You should be completely obsessed with your partner. I don’t care what anyone says
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If you still got you’re mum this year for Mother’s Day go spoil her rotten because there ain’t a thing I wouldn’t give up to be able to do it for mine
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Morning Liverpool fans
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Bro when the Sunbed shop opens I’m doing breakfast, lunch and dinner there
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I ain’t changed my TV remote batteries in about 2 years lol nothing a few smacks on the thigh won’t fix
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Amber Phillips dad spunks holy water idc, there’s no other explanation for it.
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I just wanna pour champagne over someone’s naked daughter in a hot tub 😔
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Pass is disgusting ngl 😩😩
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There's just something beautiful about the way Thiago passes a football 😍
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Katie Hopkins looks like a layed off bricklayer
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If someone is bad mouthing your friend around you and you don’t pull them like “yo watch what you speaking like” then your just as much of a Shitbag as the person doing it 🤷🏼‍♂️
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My lungs before and after Fuse
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@kreptplaydirty We need to get everyone to @ wireless and keep cadets set! Everyone close to him to perform all of he’s songs, wireless was he’s dream let’s try make it happen 🙏🏼
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Shout out anyone battling with their brain because it’s a constant swingers
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“There ain’t really much, there ain’t really much out there.. messi’s alright few steps” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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My life is 10/10 atm, friends, motives, health everything is gravy right now
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Some of you lot live in the middle of no where and are complaining about lockdown? You been in lockdown your whole life ffs
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My mum died 17 days after this convo from a random “heart attack”, you’ve literally lost you’re entire mind if you put this stuff in you’re body.
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93 need to knock that wall down and make it one room
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My dad said to me 3 months ago when I was in the worse place ever “Boy the longer it takes the sweeter it will feel” At the time my head was gone my life was completely falling apart I didn’t understand it but the feeling today. Different type of happiness
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Comedowns are so much easier when you got a mrs 😂❤️ I love it here
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Anyone know of a male size small that’s in need of some clothes ? I got two big bags to give away I’ll keep it completely private too
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The older I get the less people I like fr
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Normalise rioting if they don’t open up June 21st
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Girls, take my advice if you split with your man and are not 100% done DO NOT TOUCH A NEXT GUY the minute you do you are done 🤣 we ain’t built like that instantly it’s impossible to fix 😅
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Obsessed with self improvement right now. Mentally, Physically And Financially 🤝
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Piers Morgan: we should stay in lockdown cases are rising Also Piers Morgan: ….
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BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
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Me to Mehdi if I was in the villa #LoveIsland
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Effort is massive for me, like rahh you really done that for me.
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I’m actually so old it hurts 😭 £2.10 g
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Listen to me, LaidLaw is up there with any DJ idc what anyone says
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@Dec10Smith The big guys drop bare easy Everytime g 🤣🤣
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Sometimes we need a little help even when we don’t wanna admit it
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Can’t even begin to tell you the level of jealousy and envy I have for Olivia and Alex Bowen trust me, that’s what I want ☹️
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Three Mills is a serious venue ngl on a hot day that gaff would SLAPP
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Love it when I see someone on their way out of a dark place, always gotta drop them a little message. The nicest people usually have the biggest demons, it’s nice to be nice 👌🏻
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Man like gatsby I'm crying 😂😂😂😂 @tommy_mallet how you keeping a straight face 😂😂😂
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If your trying to throw parties/raves atm and all lockdown thank you wether they go off or their pony your trying to buss us all a motive and you don’t have to do that, ignore the hate 💪🏻💙
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Music is the best thing in the world, don’t matter what mood you’re in there’s a tune for it
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Cussing out ex’s on social media will always be weird behaviour to me 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣
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Changed my life completely, never say a bad word about it
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Smell your vibrator and ask yourself do you deserve a good man
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I don’t rate the toxic ting ngl, if you toxic stay away from me. We doing love and friendship over here
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NEW FLAT DAY 😬🔑🏠
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Stick your Walkmans up your arse this was the goat back in the day 🤣🤣 with the speaker ting on the side nahhhhh you lot don’t know
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Without my mrs and my close friends I’d be finished right now, losing a parent is a pain beyond words, you can’t describe it. Just so grateful for the people I have around me I don’t have friends I have family ❤️
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This pandemic shits getting to me today ngl, feel like Steven Bear in the diary room
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90% of people don’t care about your problems and the other 10% are happy you got them
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A shit trim is visible, a shit shag ain’t
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“INNNNNNNNNNNSIDE”
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Man like @tommy_mallet 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 #YourllCauseMurdersssssss
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How do you stop doing gun fingers in every video ?
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£800 for a pair of Nikes I’d rather buy a pair of diors ffs resellers are moving mad bruv
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God forbid anything like that ever happens to my sister, I swear I will spend the rest of my life in jail. Absolutely shocking the fear in that little girls voice sent shivers through my body 😔😠
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@ambphillipsx @meganjackman3 Uno your nips popping through the hole init 😂
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Ever post a pic and hate it 5 mins later 🤣🤣 everytime mate
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@Brian_Robinson4 Speak for yourself big man I have a sister a step daughter and a girlfriend I do not have that in me, it’s not something I need to control I know right from wrong. Simple
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I don’t care what anyone says, Caribbean food is the best food on this planet
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I feel like we all need to go back to the Guy Fawkes drawing board, figure out where he went wrong and complete the mission
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Don’t make your new ting pay for your old tings mistakes. You’ll be unhappy forever
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That strip outside cargos is worse then Ukraine right now
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I just see some girl I know make £39k this month on only fans £111k in 6 months and I'm just here looking at pics of Caitlin Jenner telling myself I've been through bigger transitions 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣
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Ever get dressed a tad too early and can just feel the pengness wearing off
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Wanting to have a chat or get some advice from you’re mum and realising she ain’t here anymore is a real kick in the gut 💔 not one day goes by she ain’t in my thoughts
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Writing a speech for my mums funeral tomorrow, hands down hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life
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Your in her DMs, her bobby pins are scattered around my room.. we are not the same
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@_Azryah Fr, should be at least 29 kmt
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I might not be peng, but I’m hilarious and that’s good enough for me
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This guy bruv
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Yeah so fresh out the shower, creamed my body, felt peng... starting windmilling my Corey, Doris walks in my room 😊😊😊😊 how’s your Tuesday evening going
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REMIX 😭😭😭😭
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Why are you lot taking pics outside the Dior shop ?
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Me everytime I get out the shower
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Imagine last year came out of winter wonderland, this stranger see me and the girl I was with doing a bump of kezza. He thought it was coke so us being cunts gave him the fattest bump 🤣🤣 he must of been in the braziest pickle ever 😭😭
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When you see someone chatting bad on TL but you know them in real life and know they ain't about that life
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When you ain’t had a rave in two weeks
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@DFWorld123 @jickmardine @lowndesmegan Uno them ones 😂 gotta tap your trainers before you put them on ? Nah I’m alright uno
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No school like the old skool #MbrosXBibi
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Ever just wake up and your like... nah, don’t wanna participate today
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@Lordie__ This brudda gonna be sleeping on the ceiling tonight smh
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Cheating is a scumbag move, just stay single and do your thing
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Just wanna burn one with a cuppa tea but the weed man hasn’t seen 11am since he left school
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@5tellaa I’ve drove round the WHOLE of Liverpool Street and can’t find him if anyone on the journeys sees him tell him to chill and @ me please 🙏🏼 I’m 5 mins away
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