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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
6 months later sitting in my own gaff in sydney, love my job, got amazing friends, happy as fuckin ever
@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
See if a quit ma job & move to australia does it make all my problems go away or is it just a myth
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@lowndesmegan
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cant remember the last time I wasnt absolutely shattered all the fuckin time
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
How fuckin draining is it hating your body btw hahahaha
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
more like v in virgin hahahaha
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payne
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Putting the V in terminal V @TerminalVfest
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Rihanna: Sex in the air I dont care I love the smell of it sticks & stones may break my bones 12 Year old me: BUT CHAINS & WHIPS EXCITE ME
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
exactly how all terror attacks throughtout the uk should be dealt with, bullet to the head & nothing less
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Think being raped and murdered is abit different to getting a finger up the bum sam x
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
wee murray is the definition of dont be bitter, be better
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
get ur tits out who cares
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
holy fuck thats made me feel all sorts a uncomfortable
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
maura higgins could break my heart and I would say thank you
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
If someone I dont like retweets a tweet I relate too you better watch me click on the original account & retweet it off there instead
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
My visa’s been approved & I leave in under 3 weeks oh my god :) 😂
@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
See if a quit ma job & move to australia does it make all my problems go away or is it just a myth
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
open for a fantastic surprise
@cerysjade__
CJ
5 years
Happy Thursday ya wee prick
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
still single btw just incase nae cunt was wondering
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
what is happening in kilmarnock hahahaha
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
smoked a joint & laughed at small children falling over
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Put a picture of my grandma’s ashes on my story & this is amy’s reply :):):)
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Never have I seen this man speak somuch sense
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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New laws have been passed in several U.S. states to ban abortion. Becky Gerritson says abortion should be illegal in every state, even for victims of rape and incest. @piersmorgan | @susannareid100
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
getting your back tickled is absolute god tier
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
See if a quit ma job & move to australia does it make all my problems go away or is it just a myth
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
just took a dna test a turns out I’m a stupid wee slag
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
8 years
I hate ayrshire
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Thats fuckin genius
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Daily Mail Online
6 years
Teenager is arrested after buying PlayStation 4 for £8 by WEIGHING it in the fruit section and paying for 6lb of food at self-service till
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Sorry was in custody x
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
the game has changed
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
this is cool as fuck she looks like a wetherspoons plate
@megangrahxm
megangraham🐲
5 years
Like fine china🍽
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
The only way to drink juice👍🏻
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
9 years
Im 100% jealous of girls who only have to spend £7 on a rimmel foundation & look 10/10, not convenient spending £30 & being a 3
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
the 16 year old young man that raped & killed that 6 year old girl on the isle of bute deserves absolutley nothing less than the death sentance, absolute monster
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
He seems like the kinda guy that would cry after pumping his burd
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
9 years
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
hahahahahaha lewis capaldi is scotland’s national treasure, tanning a bottle of buckfast at the brit awards
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Surprise if you didnt already know lol #BiVisibilityDay2018
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
4 years
‘Posting a black pic on instagram isnt gunna end racism’ putting RIP Gran in your insta bio aint gunna bring her back either so mind your business pest
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
remember that u bunch a bastards
@WhatTheFFacts
What The F*** Facts
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People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, upfront, and loyal with their friends, partners and family.
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Gurls are better kissers🤷🏽‍♀️ #PrideMonth
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Do you reckon teachers have a big groupchat & slag all their students in ‘nah I swear craig, chantelle is a dumb bitch, 15 years old amd still dont know her 6 times tables, smh😤’
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Me showing my mum my tidy room
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
4 years
Its hard putting into a couple of words how amazing, thoughtful, considerate & fuckin hilarious one person is, You were there for me at some of my darkest times & I’ll forever appreciate that, Rest in Peace you beautiful soul ❤️
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Literally dancing away with you last night having the best time, you really have no idea whats going on behind closed doors, fuckin gutted💔
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Jess glyne having to cancel her shows due to a vocal problem, thats what happens when your belting it out on every jet 2 flight
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
gear x
@ddlovato
Demi Lovato
12 years
The solution can be right under your nose.. 👃😋
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Fuckin well proud of myself moving back home, admitting I’ve got a problem and starting anti-depressants, 2020 is gunna be a better year 100%
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
this could be us but you playing😢🙌🏼
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Why do I fancy people who live no where near me :D
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Would take great pride in caving your head in, fucking idiot
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
if a was on love island it wid b a acc nightmare. am a physically very striking women so there'd be a lot ae jealousy fae the lassies. bet ahts the real reason ma application got denied n no because “you don't fit the age range and have a criminal record". load ae shite.
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
just a reminder im gorgeous x
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Sex Education season 2 has done a fantastic job of showing the severity and knock on effects of sexual assualt, hats off to the producers for that
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
3 years
the day am covered in tattoos, travelling the world with the love of ma life, skelping banging sunsets every night, I’ll be at the height of contentment
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
7 years
6 years on and my heart still aches, no one will be quite like her. RIP Amy Winehouse
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Just discovered after 3 years of having my nipples pierced its not normal at all that I was pierced with cocktail sticks😂😂😂
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
omg never drinking corona again
@SkyNewsBreak
Sky News Breaking
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China virus: four Chinese people are being tested for the coronavirus in Scotland
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
naw were no hahaha
@hellomag
HELLO!
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We're wishing Piers Morgan a speedy recovery
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
7 years
Is there anything worse than a boy sayin ‘show your face’ trust me if i looked buff id be taking selfies and not pictures of my wall
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
my cum noise
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Couldnt have asked for a better send off for natalie today, everything she deserved and more, Rest easy Nat 💜
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megan lowndes
5 years
When you stand up on your period
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
sicko
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
3 years
am way too good-looking to be getting fucked about the amount that a do
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Heart goes out to absolutley anyone who has lost a friend too suicide etc, the feelings your left with are unexplainable
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
I sent a nude over an hour ago & have recieved no reply, heartbroken
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
4 years
not even gunna try sugar coat it, this lockdown is fuckin my head up so much n a feel fuckin helpless
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
a classic shane mcwee
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
A lil article in the Ayrshire Post about the dangers of high UV exposure, thank you too @AbiSmillie helping me raise awareness to the topic😊
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
My body telling me Me: to stop eating unhealthy foods cos I’m gaining weight:
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
a just whitied
@marshmello
marshmello
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Mr. brightside ❌⭕️ @thekillers
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
stop going up my arse
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WORLDSTARHIPHOP
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Name it 😅👇
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
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Could greet with happiness, not found work since living in Oz n just been for an interview & offered the job on the spot, Not felt this proud of myself in a long time🤩🤩🤩
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
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Cracking my back in the morning is the most sexual non-sexual act ever
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mental you can get a bag of gear quicker than a doctors appointment in scotland
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
It really is true, the less you give a fuck the happier you are
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
That times ages ago I was in the papers☺️
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Full moon tonight x
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
4 years
horrid hearing about whats going on up at crosshouse, if you carry a knife your a tragic human being
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Found a lump in my boob two weeks ago & just found out its no cancer thank fuck, cant explain how important it is for us women to check our titties on the regular !
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
see how humans can be allergic to cats & dogs do you think cats & dogs can be allergic to humans
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
leaving school really does show & prove who your real mates are ❤️
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
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Mine was an eccie, each to their own but
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megan lowndes
5 years
needing the toilet
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megan lowndes
5 years
fuck sake mum
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
3 years
was on a ‘date’ with a girl one time n she said I’d be hotter with a tan & filler, she was absolutely correct but fuck her hahahahaha cow man
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
wish that was my hand smh
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
Eccies: halfed. Prom Dress: on. Prosecco: drank. lets do this.
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
omg actual crying, flying to australia in the morning & my auntie has just given me a wee bottle of my grandma’s ashes to scatter over there because she was always to scared to go over there☹️
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
4 years
at what age do I stop walking past every mirror and stick the middle fingers up at myself
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megan lowndes
6 years
is that it?
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
thatll be me never replying to insta dm’s again
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
cant believe avicii has died took my first eccie to one of his tunes n all
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
A year today since this beautiful soul left us, still think about the great times we had together, Rest in peace natalie💜
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
should have an iphone X by the end of the week & all i can think about is how HD all my nudes are gunna be
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
I’ll let yous know when they reply
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
how fuckin borin when no one fancies you, someone play with my feelings awready
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
7 years
Being single on a sunday is painful
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
I wanto be a girlfriend
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
6 years
If you dont say thank you to the bus driver you were raised completley wrong
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
@zo0e she’ll be servin him a 3 course by next week wtf hahahahaha
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@lowndesmegan
megan lowndes
5 years
Why can guys just not understand your not interested in them😂😂😂😂 apparently am a lesbian because a dont fancy a seth rogen look alike
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