@Olivianuzzi You suck at being a journalist.

@xtam187 Hey, now. Fred’s a Pa boy, he’s ours! 😆

@PostsOfCats

@DrCaptainwenzel @KevinAdams26 @CaseyTaylor520 You should’ve purchased English lessons instead of paying for a free service.

@GenX975 @Cookitupwills @unusual_whales Ah, yes. Assigning blame will lower prices. You sound like someone dumb enough to pay for a free service. Oh, wait…

@WastgTimeWBravo @upinmontana Russian eyes are the ugliest. Won’t ever see a black person with them, because black folk aren’t allowed in Russia. It’s the one time they can’t be mad about segregation, because ain’t no one wanna go to Russia.

@danzu72 @DMichaelTripi I’m a white boy who drums, yet I can’t dance for shit. 🤣

@PaulHouse12 @JPerrotto You’re forgetting about Tabata.

@Ed667819 @yoncemiIf @mills121917163 @Chase6347423691 @yagirlkeens @mimimfdinero @_LavishhTee (The answer is zero point zero.)

@Ed667819 @yoncemiIf @mills121917163 @Chase6347423691 @yagirlkeens @mimimfdinero @_LavishhTee Literally no one cares about soccer.

@misssargentina @yoncemiIf @mills121917163 @Chase6347423691 @yagirlkeens @mimimfdinero @_LavishhTee America is the oldest and greatest country in the history of the planet.

@tesstrob @tamphopho They not only have Post, but they also have Kellogg’s and General Mills.

I haven’t smoked weed in a couple decades. Bought an ounce of some high test stuff from a dude on the street, shit sure as shit doesn’t look like the schwag I’m used to from back in the day. 😚💨

@Angry_Staffer No ama on Bluesky tonight?

@DammitBits Makes me wanna listen to this. 😆

@gnuman1979 Is it miraculous, though? They made a movie about this one. 😂

@pigshitsonballs @BigDogKev300 Oh, my brother in Christ. I purchase Yuengling for less than that at the damn gas station without a membership. SMH

@dvesean My Dad made his family watch the “really big shoe” on Sullivan - he was only 9 years old at the time. Sometimes, kids actually DO know what’s up! 😆

@jbrame23 @Mish_K_ @GovernorShapiro Can you imagine that he’ll only be the second POTUS from Pennsylvania? Even crazier considering we’re the second state to ratify the Constitution.

@m4ckl @BBGreatMoments I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll long to find this. RIP, Tim. He’ll always be a Pirate to me. 🏴‍☠️