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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec He actually had a bit of a potty accident. I am not making it up. Sadly this is the word in Switzerland.
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@fasc1nate How is he?
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@simonateba @JoeBiden Send @VP and her “unmatched skills “
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec She ain’t circling back
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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The presidents staff learned he was dropping out from the @3YearLetterman account. You really can’t make this stuff up 🤷‍♂️
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec FBI set up January 6th as well, no pipe bomber arrested. It’s a fed boy
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@TXFBLife @3YearLetterman Ban them, 200 was within reach. They blew it
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@ClownWorld_ “ Meanwhile back at Fort of the Lume” @FruitOfTheLoom
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@greg_price11 Oh Dad’s going to bring up Opium highs with Xi’s wife again
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@3YearLetterman Russ is taking your success harder than his own failures
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@MaryLemanski You were told to get out
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@ScoutLaroo Move half your money into gold, vapor on my friend 🫡
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@maurice_tat @nypost Lucky they didn’t kill him that night. He was Uber attack, I wish I could’ve helped @ThisIsKyleR
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Up here in the woods, we don’t fall for that shit. Mid Michigan mabye
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec This lil guy wants to bring this to America
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Science mixed with corporate greed, cannot be trusted
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@DrewHLive Firing up the big boy
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@3YearLetterman @GregsTakeOn All the elegance, without the messy sap, Coach ain’t getting beat at life neither
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 Yes,And large gentle hands 🩵
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@ScoutLaroo Happy fourth my friend 🇺🇸✌️
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@kiansimone44 @JackPosobiec Almost like war has started
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@ZubyMusic Using children as human shields
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Reeseforsure We’re all just right 💛
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@paulsperry_ @AdamSchiff belongs in a federal prison for the rest of his natural life. 🇺🇸
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@BlueBoxDave The “Adults “ don’t garner the respect for a call back
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Fortunately, they are being rounded up as we speak, police units have been talking to anyone in the area
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@JackPosobiec Craftsman at work
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Heartland financial
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@TheHappySlut1 Traverse city misses you
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@atensnut Peter the tweeter with a bag full of excuses @FLOTUS sent him as she is boss lady at @WhiteHouse
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Reeseforsure My funeral will obviously be lit
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Whatevah_Amy Happy birthday 🎂
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@its_ellen Marijuana did this to Elgin
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@yashar They definitely gonna make Saturday Night Live great again
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 Every day, even when I’m hillbilly Michigan guy
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Based__UK Mackinac bridge will be blocked by midnight is the word #PureMichigan
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 My special talent is disappearing into the world. You’re welcome to come along anytime 🫶
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 I don’t think so 😊💙
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Arm dangling guy
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Hunters first art show 🤡😳
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@stillgray Projecting your own
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 Happy Mother’s Day! Fantastic pic 🫶
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 I’m just bear watching. You look elegant again, enjoy 🫶
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@WalterKlingler We’re gonna look into Walters past I bet there’s something out there
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@3YearLetterman This is some progress, but if we get big bratwurst involved we may yet win! @Johnsonville can you get onboard with this tailgate discussion?
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@mtngirlsarah Much classier 🇺🇸
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec How dare you, Hunter works hard at his artwork
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@JackPosobiec Rumor of what caused Jim Nantz to get divorced swirls
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 You know his heart grew three sizes that day 🩷
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@ScoutLaroo You crazy 💪
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Reeseforsure Nice pic ✌️
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 Hey gorgeous ❤️ Pretty pic!
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@NadaAJones Darn good 😊
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@NadaAJones Even better 💯
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@TJayLouis @JackPosobiec Keeps my nails shiny
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@Reeseforsure Inspecting my grounds 🇺🇸
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@Jessicasquared9 🩷 hi Jessica, long day 😔
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@alx Another babysitter incident?
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@MarindaVannoy1 🇺🇸❤️
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@stillgray Our world
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@DrCaptainwenzel
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@philipoforange @ChiChiGreenblat Mrs roach still wondering if this is really it. Is Gary really dead? He survived two RAID attacks during the great Wasp infestation of 2019. Gary also led the charge into the garage pizza conflict
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@AccountingMangr @JackPosobiec Swiss Guard of course communication to Swiss Army ln Saint Gallen regs
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@kharaldson @David_Leavitt Join the others in Canada
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@atensnut @CoriBush come get your kids
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@Jessicasquared9 💪🍫🍰🧁
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@SocalPadre @fasc1nate I couldn’t go to school because I was tending cows
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@TheAthletic President Benjamin Franklin would strongly disapprove of the paywall on Independence Day smfh
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@FiveTimesAugust @maddow I listened to you, I believed you. Now I’m suffering with heart problems. I don’t trust anyone now
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@3YearLetterman Vienna is home to Phil’s harmonica orchestra.
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@JackPosobiec @DavidMuir will run this story after the Corgi loneliness segment
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@3YearLetterman We invented cheese too, American cheese. Pretty cool if you think deeply about it
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@3YearLetterman Some of us lettered all seven years of high school
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@Jessicasquared9 Yes, take my hand and never let go
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@Reeseforsure ✌️☀️
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@djuric_zlatko Zelenskyy is a target, this leaked hard 5 minute ago
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@Jessicasquared9 Can’t wait to treat you to the best 💛
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@Jessicasquared9 🇺🇸🗽💜
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@ShadowofEzra Hanks, Clooney and Oprah are people to watch
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@dom_lucre Brooklyn on the streets right now
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@NatashaCL7 Such naughty boys
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@NadaAJones Good one!
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