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Glen Binnie

@Glen_Binnie

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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
5 years
@Stremlau5 @ndrew_lawrence I always leave a cash tip with a stolen card, because you can’t trust those restaurant thieves to pass it all on to the staff.
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@EdmundGriffiths Or kids reacting naturally to whatever it was? Try picking on the adults instead
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
3 years
@rokki8100 @womensmarch When I enter 53180.08 into my phone’s calculator & turn it upside down, it immediately reorientates to read 53180.08 again. Every advance in technology has a downside!
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
7 months
@HazelAppleyard_ If she dumps him over the $100 it will save her a lot of grief in the future.
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@Glen_Binnie
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8 months
@amazingmap That’s not “Railways in China 2008” it’s “High Speed Railways in China”. They could never have built all the new railways if they hardly had any to start with.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@NayanT_93 @Stremlau5 @ndrew_lawrence Twitter confessions are inadmissible in court
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
1 year
@CommutrBarnacle Did Umberto’s dad ever play away from the Palace?
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@ParikPatelCFA With any luck she’ll release the product before he can, having squeezed all the tech info out of him
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
4 years
@classicsnature Worms: “We’ve just got to get a closer look at this dance!”
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 months
@Halalcoholism He must have that spray in his hand all the time waiting for the excuse to use it. Looks like previous history there?
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
2 years
@VancouverRanter @Jakeweindling @tylerbowyer He’s being honest about gerrymandering being good for the Republicans.
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@Glen_Binnie
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6 months
@LucaGuadagnegro @fklein907 It’s 700 years more egregious
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@cynical_tutu @MetroUK Who logs onto Twitter with that expression?
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 years
@stanblackout @sethdanie1 @kirstiealley You won a banana what more do you want?
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 months
@2D0XPS It’s really going to spoil the view of the motorway.
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
@DankAckroyd Just a brief message?
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
2 years
@docmilanfar @besttrousers Even more people (including me) seriously do not know what ‘one standard deviation’ is
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@30de2e4d6c4f416 @outlookpark @SubMedina @MatttGFX Where does she get a wind machine that strong?
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@Glen_Binnie
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6 years
@AbiralCP @twlldun They haven’t given any thought to this.
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 months
@back2babylon5 @PopulismUpdates Feels like cheating, but he didn’t lay down any ground rules so fire away!
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@FLYNAVYBuzzy @erinokp99 It’s not that kind of booster
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
@hannahrosewoods Did it come quite easily out of the ground or did they have to send for the one true king?
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@Glen_Binnie
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6 months
@kai_keyfur @callistoroll Nothing about it felt like fiction. He was exactly like that before and since his visit to Japan.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@Dokule @mehdirhasan If they so popular why did they never take up the offer to stand in elections? Because they believe in their right to rule through force.
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@CorrineMiklosh @VancouverRanter @Jakeweindling @tylerbowyer An independent redistricting commission would prevent them doing that as well.
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@CGDavidB @ralph_brooker @IrishLitTimes The original version was an audio book.
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 years
@cbfmcknight @THEHermanCain The mask is to stop you breathing it on other people you selfish....
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@Glen_Binnie
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8 months
@mrnonel @historyinmemes Is it worth more than up to 22 years use of a car?
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
5 years
@GrgJtsn @oneforsorrow87 @piersmorgan This is Piers’ own personal Godwin’s Law. Strike in 1!
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
2 years
@AoifeNO @helenhairnets And then Ben Elton came back on to remind us that ‘we’ (80’s alternative comedians) had been criticised back then for complaining about “the objectification of woman’s bodies”!
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 months
@byelin @brianbeutler Didn’t the New York Times put him straight on that? Or isn’t that their job?
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 years
@chiefrepublic1 @AaronBastani @MaajidNawaz You’ve just said what he apologised for. Haven’t you learned the lesson yet? It’s not free speech if you libel someone.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@JoshSobel25 @jam_etc And ‘not stealing things’ is bad because?
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2 years
@VeggieBeef @ElyKreimendahl Twice as big as normal then
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@evilother @richspink @stepheniscowboy You’ve both talked me round
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 years
@alexsobel @maryBCHR She said ‘showers’ and you changed it to ‘toilets’. Do we need to explain the difference?
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@ChrisSammons_ @danboq @CuriouslyEmily @haggis05 @MartinoBlackie @Thomas_A_Elton You weren’t recently in a pub’s ladies loo at 4.30pm, not on your own? That might explain why you’re blocked
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@Glen_Binnie
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7 months
@aziz0nomics “Massive action taker”, that’s one way of putting it.
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@Glen_Binnie
Glen Binnie
3 years
Congratulations to the #Mastermind contestants ho got a congratulatory letter from Jimmy Carter and a video message from David Cronenberg. When I told Gore Vidal at a book signing, that I had taken him as a subject on Mastermind he glanced around as if searching for security.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@jdtitan @HeerJeet It’s good not to remember any of their names
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 months
@PrivateCypher @LucreSnooker The fear about CO2 in the atmosphere is not that it’s going to suffocate us, it’s about its effect on the climate.
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2 years
@Theonlymarley1 @sandeepnailwal Sept 3:”My heart goes out to #Cardana community members who lost their life savings in the ongoing attack. Stay strong, these are the growing pains the entire blockchain industry has to go through. These moments, if handled correctly, lead to a lot of strength for any ecosystem”
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@Glen_Binnie
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2 years
@amazingmap Great route for a wall!
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@Glen_Binnie
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4 years
@JHussy42 @lukebuckmaster Don’t tell me, Johnny Cash didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
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2 months
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@ryanstruyk It’s as if they somehow knew who they were being asked about.
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@JuliusGoat I notice newspapers are conspicuously absent from the list of non-essential items. Is that because most people have found them non-essential already?
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@Pseudoplotinus @JoyAnnReid @oneunderscore__ @NewYorker Insecure? She just invited him to apply, like anybody else who would like to appear on the show
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@RQStewart @JuliusGoat Yeah, cancel USA Today & you can buy lunch, get your hair done & still have $7 left for your annual luxury.
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
@alexsakalis I was going to blame the United Nations but their scheme doesn’t have a Central Europe
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2 years
@MelissaJPeltier @JuliaDavisNews I noticed the nuclear hint as well but no one dared ask him “but what would that actually involve?”
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@Glen_Binnie
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@J_Bloodworth She literally has ‘money’ and the name of the bank her family owned in her name.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@CheerfulNemesis @BexBitchley @ShelaghFogarty If we start asking Boris what he’s been up to since University we’ll never get finished
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@Gavala18 @JamesMelville Not fair! Bob’s lies are usually true
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 months
@BowesChay @nyi_news Only one of those countries invaded Poland along with the Nazis. And then invaded Finland, then Estonia, Latvia & Lithuania before the Nazis.
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@Giammacco @JohnHolbein1 @MoSalah @LFC @wpmarble @a_alrababah @salma_mousa_ @aasiegel The effect may only work if they are playing for ‘your’ team, not for your opponents.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@LabelFreeBrands “Maybe consider if you’re in the wrong group?”
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@Glen_Binnie
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@UpdatingOnRome Their parents watched CNN but couldn’t understand English.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@branalvere @tomhfh Taiwan has never ‘seceded’ from ‘China’. It’s still the Republic of China. If anything the People’s Republic of China ‘seceded’ from them in 1949.
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 months
@somhairle_ Does anyone (outside Iran) choose the Safavids?
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
@drjonty Post two pictures of an actor in two roles to show their range.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@KathrynBristow Calling people transphobes is a reason you shouldn’t get elected.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@notDcfcBoss @michaelglasper He’s wrong anyway. She’s the woman off Motherland.
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4 years
@UberFacts Is it Trumps hair spray?
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@Deuxiemebureau1 @HistoricHive He had seen the “backs of the French” in many battles long before Waterloo, which I assume is the victory you refer to. Wellington gave plenty of credit to Blucher & the Prussians but he was well aware of the contribution of his own army & of himself.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@KalhanR @SimonFRCox Half expected him to lop her head off at the end.
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@PickardJE I Shot the Sheriff (But I did not shoot the Deputy) (Yet).
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1 year
@richardmorrisuk @greenmiranda If she doesn’t get a round of applause at the next Cabinet then they have no sense of occasion, or humour.
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@vivmondo Come on, it would be a guillotine on a croissant and an electric chair on a donut.
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@Glen_Binnie
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3 years
@DavidLowes111 @BrazilShirtPod What does a black card result in? On pitch execution?
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@Glen_Binnie
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@pop_archives In Britain we’re thinking “Everyone had a detached property? Oh, not Harry Styles”,
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5 years
@piersmorgan Leaving that to you
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@BMAotC @TerribleMaps Thank you for your scientific insight.
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@Glen_Binnie
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6 years
@BoringEnormous It’s cruel to mock the afflicted.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@NiallHarbison They’ve invented the Full English Tapas.
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@jaketapper @senatemajldr Hadn’t he heard about the Civil War 30 years ago?
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2 years
@SarahLou1211 @roryisconfused That’s the reverse of the Irish answer “I wouldn’t start to go there from here if I was you”
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@Glen_Binnie
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@ethanawilkinson @elongreen He’s a libertarian, his entire philosophy is based on anecdotal evidence.
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@Glen_Binnie
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1 year
@BBCBreaking Every BBC presenter who’s currently ‘resting’ calling their agent: “Get me a guest spot on the One Show asap!”
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@yougetaquote @LucreSnooker They were studying the effect & extent of her condition presumably with her informed consent. We seem to have learned that fear of suffocation is lodged deeper in the brain than other fears. They weren’t trying to “fuck her up”. Living life with no sense of fear - very dangerous
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@spignal @maitlis Since it’s France can’t they just form their own party Re-Reconquête?
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3 years
@nmsonline @popbitch Johnson has just gone up in my estimation. I would never have believed he was organised enough to keep the same mobile number for fifteen years.
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@Glen_Binnie
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5 years
@bonerhitler I thought she was naming fathers.
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7 months
@Gaylussite There are plenty of things to criticise but you pick on the important stuff.
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@Glen_Binnie
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@Zaphod2042 After all that boasting about their chilli and “seasoning”!
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5 years
@Tinkers_Leen @TheWho87 @CecilNyx Well they should try and aim better.
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2 years
@billybragg Do you change your opinions or keep quiet about them when you see who else agrees with you?
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5 years
@snorbo @afneil He’s trying to correct American misperceptions, not create others.
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@zzzzaaaacccchhh @useful_noise I thought ‘Hurt’ was your joke because Folsom Prison was 26 years before it was written.
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