Marcel 🇩🇪🇱🇨
@Glaze_1984
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🇱🇨🇩🇪 Great Dad, Shit Boyfriend, Dangerously Honest & Very Hard Working Individual. 80’s baby, Chippy by trade.
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Some pics of my recent work, tgis is why i love what i do & get paid for it. 🔨🪚💷
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@SChubbz
@Queen__Bello
Haha they genuinely do, ive been saying this for years & I live in England. Its either in their DNA or ingrained from a young age.
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@AmariBailey
Aloe is mad bitter, my Dad used to put it on my thumb when i was a kid to stop me sucking it.
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@ShabnamChaudhri
@JaJaTonii
@OfficialSkribz
@metpoliceuk
🙄 Its a joke in reference to a video where a guy asks people in nice cars what do they do for a living to afford the cars & one woman says “im married”
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@MirrorBreaking_
Surely if these youths were 12 & 13 then they were too young to see Blue Story? That would make the cinema to blame if they managed to watch a 15 rated movie, they can say the film influenced the kids but they shouldnt be allowed to watch it that is why we have ratings isnt it?
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@emanoj12
The way she speaks is annoying, its like her tongue is too big for her mouth 🤷🏽♂️😬
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@septimusajprime
All while Phillip been chillin in a freezer for a year waiting to be laid to rest lol
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@scottygb
@ellabbybella
Surely the people trying to justify why the BBC used the N word by arguing context should be appalled that such language was used at 10:30am breaking watershed rules which we all know the BBC are very strict on usually. If it was any of the F words or C word people would complain
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@miss87parker
@dakid_online
Its less common for black people to get nits because of how course the hair is & the tightness of the curls makes it difficult for the nits to hold on or attatch to
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@LazarusKumi
Whats been happening to Palestine is an example of when the oppressed become the oppressor, its mad scary because look what happens to you if you speak out against the oppressor.
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After what Chelsea have done in the transfer window (& their league position)
@SavageDan10_
is due a return appearance on
@Filthy_Fellas
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@LickshotLippy
Boy
@LickshotLippy
ive just seen my mans kickboxing clips & i think you need to put your hands up & my bad this one because hes got hands & feet by the looks of it.
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@Fr3dSantana
Nah id say its more us & Harry 🤝. People just riding for Meghan today because this app loves outrage & complaining. A couple weeks ago it was “Mixed race people arent Black” but today Meghan is a Black woman. This app makes people flip flop like crazy just to voice any opinion.
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@highrceo
@flugamejames
But not wipe or even better change the chopping board after the chicken? 😂
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@Barrage_10
Its the way he takes this L while shaped like an L. Hes just awkward at everything physical or written 🤦🏽♂️
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@jusdisappointin
@yoonbutane
@ElleKay_XO
@EO2612
You seem to like the word literally but dont seem to understand how to use it correctly.
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@savanQadir
@JasonRo63rts0n
Much better to gather evidence & stay safe than to risk getting assaulted or committing an offence aswell. The way the law is you cant go & commit a crime on someone just because theyre committing one on someone else.
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@OfficialChip
I know when
@OfficialChip
woke up to see himself trending for someone elses grime beef, he looked in the mirror & smiled to himself. He knows this makes him the standard setter & top guy in uk grime beef, i love to see it 👌🏽
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@KG_KingKuro
@JoseJoestarr
Did no one notice she said “whats your favourite MARVEL comics superhero?, mine is Superman”. Superman isnt Marvel.
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@Ran6omThoughts
@broseph_stalin
@PillowPrincesse
Nah man we are going through this withmy Dad right now, my Mum is his carer & hes now forgotten that shes his wife. Seeing a video like this gives me some understanding & helps me learn to adjust to how to speak to Dad. I will show it to my 9 year old daughter too. 😢
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@DaneBaptweets
@MicRighteous
@_daniellemakeup
@TheHowardCohen
I can just imagine the noise from you if a white man told you to “suck your BLACK Mum” & posted it up proudly on the internet. I was a fan of you & thought you were above that kind of comment due to your perceived intelligence 🤷🏽♂️
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@UKafrolista
@temiAlchemy
Also if you leave the bottles out & exposed to sunlight it can turn them quicker. I used to display mine but after i learned about sunlight i keep them in a drawer now
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@birmingham_live
Surely if these youths were 12 & 13 then they were too young to see Blue Story? That would make the cinema to blame if they managed to watch a 15 rated movie, they can say the film influenced the kids but they shouldnt be allowed to watch it that is why we have ratings isnt it?
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@adamski449
@shufftweets
@IanWright0
An upgrade that is far more effective in this tournament for you than Walcott ever was & im an Arsenal/Germany fan smh
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@MickzWrites
I dont speak Twi & im not from Ghana but this brought a smile to my face this morning 😁👊🏽
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@taxmanmstwntd
@wzkankar
@LickshotLippy
@AntonioBadu_
Yep stuck in the trap & start eating each other not warning the others that its a trap & the others ignoring the fact that they can see the ones from before stuck in the trap. Its deep 😕
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@419simsim
We need Black managers at the top level of football. But i hear you as the Black goalies used to be banter esp the African ones.
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@eyram_k
Whats worse is telling him they know hes got mental health issues and is mentally unstable & needs to talk to someone.
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@NiliSaar72
@LuqyGotGot
@LickshotLippy
Clearly some loser whos life consists of trying to troll people or be “edgy” online. I often wonder what people like this lives are like in the real world? 🤷🏽♂️
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@LickshotLippy
I dunno man, i think Birmingham takes London in a scrap & if we using weapons then Manny & Liverpool got London easy.
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@DemiceCatrell
Awww her hair is beautiful, what do you use on it? My daughters is a similar length & curls but i really struggle with it.
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@SolomonSalifu5
@A_T999000
@Juicehateswine
@HeadieOne
Its like people would rather see someone ruin their career & future 🤷🏽♂️
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@Kitakartel
This was a crazy time to be at school when this advert came out, i think it had so many complaints they only put it on at night.
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@DjNateUK
I dont know what London is like? But back when i used to go clubbing & had friends who were heads of security firms (white) they used to tell me most of the trouble was from the white punters but there is an unwritten & universal policy to limit Black events, music & punters.
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@Torikaise
@MichaelDapaah
Brixton? Im sure Stormzy says bricks & shots just fly through your windows?
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@MaameAfibaBessa
@oliviazao
It the peope thinking they have the “right to travel” not realising its a privilege not a right.
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@ladbible
Surely if these youths were 12 & 13 then they were too young to see Blue Story? That would make the cinema to blame if they managed to watch a 15 rated movie, they can say the film influenced the kids but they shouldnt be allowed to watch it that is why we have ratings isnt it?
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@EfeSaidSo
@LucaMunz
@callumtwalker
There fully are withdrawals from quitting weed, like the vivid dreams that you get for one. I used to smoke every day & have quit a few times. I now smoke every now & then
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The podcast game is strong nowadays my whole week @ work is covered with
@Dmdyea
@ESNpodcast
@90sBabyShow
@MeetUsAfter7
@OFFTHECUFFPOD
@coolnameforapod
@NotEverydayPod
@MarvAbbey
@JoeBuddenPod
@CUTTHECHAT
@HeatHandlers
@OnlyTheMandem
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@caramelputa
I dont get it? He couldve been sleeping with her and no crime being commited as she says she was 17. I guess its a bit creepish but it aint R Kelly levels.
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@ohrogerpalmer
@SChubbz
@Queen__Bello
That makes no sense tbh. Its an observation from my years here through school to adulthood. Its something you just learn to live with as its just the culture. Trust me as a mixed race German there are plenty other UK cultural tropes ive had to learn to live with over the years 🧐
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@KGLUFC98
@Football__Tweet
Nobody “wins” a war, when there is war everyone loses esp a World war.
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@Ejiketion
@MrExposed
How does this relate? It says 25 years of marriage so they were married long before amazon was even a thing. Id say the benefit would come from staying married?
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@DemiceCatrell
Im going to suggest that to her Mum & will try your suggestions, thanks again 😊
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@MrExposed
In jail in a 3rd world country ffs 🤷🏽♂️ but yea was definitely a conspiracy 🤦🏽♂️
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@LillzTrackLife
Ive been saying this for the longest. Can even turn into an R-charge retropesctively after years have gone by esp if alcohol & or drugs were involved.
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@ohrogerpalmer
@SChubbz
@Queen__Bello
I mean it doesnt make sense that this tweet about a British (English) trope could be that serious that it would make someone leave their family, friends & life & move to another country? Its an observation & i guess as you say its not that bad that it would make me leave.
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Yo
@LickshotLippy
you reckon
@sterling7
would ever come on
@Filthy_Fellas
? That could end up being pure gold with some of the old youth football stories etc.
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@konasands
@balleralert
Looks like secret service employed to protect the members of congress? 🤷🏽♂️
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@DavidVujanic
My pride & joy 1998 Jamaica World cup shirt match worn by
@paulhall22
. Its far too big for me to wear & i dont even know what its worth? Hasnt been washed & he said if i brought it to him in Birmingham he would sign it for me 😊
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@LickshotLippy
I mean not just incel man, ive heard certain man on podcasts bigging it up as some sort of genius move & completely disregarding her reasons for the divorce (what hes charged with) smh 🤦🏽♂️
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@LickshotLippy
Anyone who has tried to quit or actually quit weed will tell you about how vivid & intense your dreams are when they come back after a few days.
I know a man who quit but started smoking again coz he had a f’d up dream he had a boyfriend & was lipsing man on road 😂😂😂😳😬
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@PRH0121
@MrJasonAlex
In Germany residents clear the piece of road/pavement outside their house. If everyone does it then the road is clear
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25mins in to today’s (late) episode & its so good to hear
@MrExposed
laughing so hard, feels like we havnt heard him crack up so much on the pod for a while now. Love to hear it, i can tell this is gonna be a special episode 👌🏽🤣🖤
#3ShotsOfTequila
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@NoxisFN
@elijah_cruss
@crtzrtw
Hes an idiot or was a plant & its clever marketing to encourage the others 🤷🏽♂️
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@spencermorgan93
Ok but that doesn't change the fact that there are 48 million kangaroos in Australia and 3,457,380 inhabitants in Uruguay. so if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan must fight 14 kangaroos
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@L7hunna
Use the premium unleaded instead, its still the old e5 mix & better petrol than the standard old e5 fuel. Yes its a bit more money but fuel economy is much better so actually makes more sense than this e10 shit, also its better for your car & it performs better.
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@BreezyVsBrian
@CarmaChords
@anishadior
It wasnt Wiley it was that fake account claiming to be Wiley.
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