Geoff Plitt
@GeoffreyPlitt
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🏠 Comic + filmmaker in LA. Ex-Google engineer. 📈 150k+ on TikTok 🟦 Qanons, MAGAs, antisemites and trolls will be blocked.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2008
NEW SKETCH: "Your Baby Could Be an *sshole". A fertility doctor shares alarming test results with a hopeful couple about their future baby. Directed/Shot/Edited by Geoff Plitt.Written by Matthew B Richmond.Starring @avitalash.@alex_falcone @matt_obrien.Sound by Chris Moore
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@TuckerCarlson He was convicted of 3rd degree manslaughter. And he sure did commit it, there's video.
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@elonmusk @TitterDaily You fired all of your smartest engineers and now you're jealous that Threads killed Twitter in a single day.
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If Trump succeeds with his #tiktokban, comedian @sarahcpr will only become more powerful than he can possibly imagine.
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Leon, you're not an elected official, decider of punishments, or even knowledgeable about geopolitics in general. You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣.P.S. Vindman is a patriot.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Um, I'll take the PhD class-act over the Penthouse mail-order-bride who speaks broken English.
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@dbongino Nah. Conservatives are obsessed with controlling sex, and pretending it's the Libs fault makes them feel better.
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@EricTrump @maddow Yeah but you're still speaking at an event with Hitler-praising anti-semites, bro.
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@RepMTG If MTG has proof for even one of these claims, she could easily put Cassidy in jail (her depositions were under oath). The only reason MTG has not done so is. (surprise surprise) she's making this crap up as she goes.
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@RepMTG There is no evidence BLM or Antifa impersonated MAGA on January 6, and you know that.
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@DrEliDavid @joerogan @RobertKennedyJr Thank god they don't give out medical degrees based on looks.
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@bennyjohnson Look at all the tools who will respond with anecdotes or insults instead of evidence of a trend.
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@TomiLahren Because he's smart and has the right position on nearly every policy. He also pushed back on Trump's worst acts, appropriately, through the hearings. He's a mensch and a great leader and speaker.
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@DefiantLs She's not president right now. (Same answer Donald Trump uses about his missing health plan).
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@Spazzen137 @oneunderscore__ Ben is an expert in disinformation, or in other words, your whole account.
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@EricTrump @maddow @LaraLeaTrump @NatEnquirer Yeah but you're still speaking at an event with Hitler-praising anti-semites, bro.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Elon always seems reasonable for a while and then suddenly goes far-right for no reason. One of these behaviors is covering up for the other. We may never know which.
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@kylenabecker Trump has not been charged with a single action mentioned here. He's charged for the fake elector scheme, involving fraudulent documents. Nobody is charging him for 1A-protected speech. If you find all of this confusing, it's because right-wing media has rarely covered the.
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@julie_kelly2 The docs were not from his own presidency. They were from intelligence agencies.
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@elonmusk No, it doesn't. Votes aren't counted unless you're registered to vote. Non-citizens can't register to vote. There is no need to ask for ID at the voting booth.
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@mattgaetz @RepMTG Your guy paid off a porn star for an affair during an election year, and then lied about it in official documents. Defending it is sad.
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@oneunderscore__ @dellcam If only he'd tweeted antisemitic slurs instead of reporting the news, Elon would have promoted him instead of banning him.
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@RepMTG Sorry, no. Inflation has slowed, recession avoided, and unemployment is at a nearly 50-year low. You're just wrong on the facts. Try again.
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@elonmusk Because yours is the only platform where the bigotry comes straight from the top?.
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@mehdirhasan Summary: Musk gets Taibbi to post misleading "Twitter Files", Mehdi calls out the mistakes/lies, Taibbi refuses to admit it, Musk "cancels" Substack on Twitter, Taibbi no longer publishing on Twitter, Elon no longer friends with Taibbi. Taibbi and Musk both look like tools.
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@Acyn Cool! How many fake electors did Stacey and Hilary use? How many times did they threaten election officials over the phone?.
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@michaelrulli Tim Walz enlisted and served for 24 years. Donald Trump lied about "bone spurs" and avoided the draft. Glad I could clear this up for you.
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@RepMTG I'm creating partisan, vindictive legislation that will never pass. Will you send me cash for further grifting?.
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@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson Please, I'm begging you, go ahead and lie about voting machine companies. It always turns out well-- for them.
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@billmaher Darn. The panel was my least favorite part. I only tuned in for the monologue, desk pieces, New Rules and editorials (all top-notch, among the best writing in late-night). I can't wait for the writers to be back, and I hope this decision does not undermine the leverage the.
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@StephenM There is no reason to think Liz Cheney would want to invade any countries, or sent troops to the Middle East. She's never said anything about that. But it's fun to pretend!.
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@lexfridman Yes, very disturbing. That Elon couldn't comply with their very basic rules and reasonable requests, and threw a temper tantrum. The real reason Elon is doing this, is because he wants Boslonaro back (or chaos, generally), so Brazil can open up their Lithium mines to him.
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@RepMTG If your plan is to boycott every company that markets to LGBT, you'll eventually be unable to buy things. Good luck with that.
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@RepMTG @GOPoversight If only you had real evidence instead of photoshopped images, you could get indictments instead of tweeting about it.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Strange to post this while Trump is going through 4 trials and Hillary is going through zero.
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@LauraLoomer Everyone will be talking about the debate. It's where serious candidates discuss issues in a forum with rules, instead of slinging insults and lying on Truth Social. Trump will be paying money to a prison to get his mugshot taken because of his malicious election meddling.
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@feel_ix_ @elonmusk @TitterDaily False. They already had Instagram. They just copied it and removed photos.
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@elonmusk This is a blatant lie, Elon. Non-citizens who attempt to vote do it at their peril of prison time, and it happens very rarely (and is caught and punished). You are spreading propaganda about a problem that literally is not happening. Non-citizens are not fraudulently voting.
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@DC_Draino Fact: Ashli Babbitt was a traitor and insurrectionist. She was at the front of a violent mob that had just erected a gallows and chanted "hang Mike Pence".
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@Jim_Jordan I sure do! They're currently too understaffed to audit the rich guys (who owe money to the IRS but we just don't have the staff to collect it) so all they do is audit the poor guys. Do you hate poor people, Gym?.
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@RepMTG @GOPoversight That claim is outrageously false and you know that, but lying for Trump gets you off, I get it.
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@RepMTG This is a false premise. Sending aid to Ukraine does not take away money for things in the US.
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@DrewHolden360 No, it's because it WAS an insurrection. We were very close to having Senators and Congressmen killed on Jan 6.
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@ACTBrigitte Trump's counties had 20x fewer people. How do you not know this? Were you home-schooled?.
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@elonmusk Exactly, Elon. You're an NPC because you constantly spew nothing but Fox News / Trump talking points. Glad you've finally admitted it. Good for you.
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@ACTBrigitte It was disclosed from the Dominion lawsuit and is a thousand times more trustable than anything you hear on Fox News.
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@bethanyshondark That's not why they're mocking him. They're mocking him because he's an incompetent narcissist.
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@elonmusk Aren't you the guy that helped Putin by disabling Ukraine's Starlink's during a critical operation?.
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@Acyn Republicans slowly realizing that corporate conglomerization ruins their chance to "stick it to the libs" is funnier than any joke I could write.
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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Andy's right guys. This could happen to any one of us who pays a porn star $100k while running for president and then lies about it on tax forms.
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@elonmusk Sure, here's some scrutiny: Tucker Carlson is famous for his lying, and now also famous for being a traitor. Incredible legacy. Great guy you're friends with, Elon.
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@BreannaMorello Plenty of people can live with those levels. Few people have survived with a knee on their neck for 8 minutes while not being able to breathe (and begging for air). Are you getting it now?.
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@RepMTG RT if you think Marjorie will soon be out of Congress and hosting a white supremacis podcast in a flyover state.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Elon always seems reasonable for a while and then suddenly goes far-right for no reason. One of these behaviors is covering up for the other. We may never know which.
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@bennyjohnson That's a weird way to respond to the GOP's treasured Whistleblower being found to have committed a ton of crimes.
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@elonmusk Um, the source for this story is the "mainstream media" Musk constantly says we shouldn't trust. Why does Fox News get a pass, Elon?.
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@RealMattCouch @PuppetCarlson @mattgaetz @GuntherEagleman @GiaMMacool @Jamierodr14 @GaetaSusan @KatTheHammer1 @ericmetaxas @MyDCPatriot @Beard_Vet He wasn't a dictator at this point.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Elon always seems reasonable for a while and then suddenly goes far-right for no reason. One of these behaviors is covering up for the other. We may never know which.
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@GOPoversight RICO is not a crime, it's a prosecution technique. You need an underlying crime, such as racketeering. How do you not know this? Are the interns tweeting for you?.
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