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Honestly, the reason why I work so hard is for my future wife to have a soft life ๐ฉ kampane la re ke bhari, gents ๐
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Thatโs what the R350s are for.
Can't we get paid for sleeping and not bothering anyone? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Xa kufikwa kwi outstanding fees, abamazi ๐ฉ
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Yaz we don't have to wait for Cyril Ramaphosa ๐ we can slowly eradicate poverty on our own ๐ญ
#KFCProposal
#KFCWEDDING
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23 years old 10 years in a row ๐๐๐ Happy Birthday muntu kalo mgodi ๐
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@IG_ZandileBZ
@BauerLicious
Just a 2 cent advice, never allow someone's words define you and/or your destiny. Stay blessed ๐
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Despite all the challenges, bitterness, frustrations that we face, don't let them lie to you, this country is the best in the world ๐ญ๐ข๐๐โค๏ธ I LOVE my Southy ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ
#KFCProposal
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"Also when you're struggling to accept your L, just remember the game has no VIP section" - Dr. Patty Grace (2019) ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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I wish Lerato Kganyago didn't publish that and at the same time ask for privacy, it won't happen with South Africans ๐ she should've been private about it.
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Good morning ๐ when y'all get the chance, please pray for me ๐ I'm going through the most โน๏ธ thank you in advance โค๏ธ
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๐ฏ๏ธ a mining job where I can work from home ๐ฏ๏ธ
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Kunini sithi EWE ๐ค
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I think what NSFAS and tertiary institutions should do is, sit down with all network providers and get data discounts for each and every student for this online learning. Imagine missing out because wena o nale 250MB ๐
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@Ntabamlilo1
@DrGabanakgosi
@NalediChirwa
Intriguing point, but don't call him stupid. Let's educate one another without insults ๐
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When they're lying and you say it's not the truth.
"So o re ke bua maka?"
#CrazyStoriesBoutBlackParents
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You canโt be pressed because I want soft life for my future wife. Get a job or something, authi โค๏ธ in fact, DM me, I might have something for you.
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When the devil tries to mock you but our God Almighty stand up for you and uses these beautiful people to turn that mock in to blessings. Guys Twitter is planning for that wedding and things are going mjojo ๐
#KFCProposal
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Relationship experts there by Tino and Simz
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Mining companies and inviting you to an interview when the vacancy already has umnikazi wayo ๐ฎ that time you drove from the Free State to Limpopo ๐ fuken shit.
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@Zuki_Lamani
"I refuse to stand by anybody who is a perpetrator" yet "I might have been seen around him" ๐ ja ne.
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Prayer warriors ๐ get all your armours ready, 00:00 and 03:00 siphez'kwabo, all the chains must fall. Those who won't be able to join due to unforeseeable circumstances can send their prayer requests, sizokhuleka nani ๐๐ Jesus is Lord.
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@AdvBarryRoux
Even those who say "she was wrong and she was supposed to have stopped" know very well they too wouldn't have. Like all the time, they just wanna be keyboard warriors.
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Evil people live longer ๐ฎ
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You had to be there ๐ฉ
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@butterfly_Anele
You too should've ignored that KFC proposal but hey, here we are, aren't we? ๐
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Clean up, smell nice and go burn money ๐
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I am so proud of the 00:00 and 03:00 squads ๐๐ umuhle uJesu ๐
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@Pearlz_N
She must get on her knees and ask God to give her strength to tell the truth about Senzo Meyiwa's death ๐
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SAn Twitter is toxic AF ๐ from Rachel to diagnosing Mampintsha. I don't know if I should blame unemployment or vele we are a toxic nation. Guard damnit.
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@NeoModihapula
"I was very scared of him" yet he continued to get married to him? Hair air man, make it make sense.
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God has showed us that every negative word thrown at you will turn positive. First it was that KFC sad soul, when you think that devil has learnt his lesson, then this one, but the God of all days keep coming through for us ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
#ZozibiniTunzi
#MissUniverse2019
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@Zolani10187767
@AdvBarryRoux
Because at the garage there are CCTVs and they can't ask for cold drinks ๐
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During my undergraduate years in Cape Town, I attended their โbible studyโ and they manipulate you to joining the church eventually. One day there was an event at their church which coincided with my main test, did they not tell me that God is bigger than that test ๐ญ๐ญ that was
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Department of Education is looking for Receptionists in various locations ๐
Closing Date: September 18th.
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@Just_RoZay
@Abramjee
They remain that side and go for restaurants and sight seeing, the car doesnโt return them immediately.
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Try speaking things you wanna see in your in to existence, even if they sound ridiculous to achieve, do it. We serve the living God, the God of all days ๐ ๐ Jesus is Lord.
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@princessNyachi
๐ due to high and unexpected volumes of CVs, management have decided to close applications until further notice.
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You forgot your say that those madalas donโt mind throwing a young 2K at your woman to go buy lunch ๐ฎโ๐จ
If your wife works at the mine please normalise complimenting her, cause those Madalas at the mine will send out compliments every minute. Thier Riz is top three!!!
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Stress sa mining industry se hlotse le di therapists ๐ฎโ๐จ
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@LionLebo1
@khawula_musa
@METROFMSA
Every working place has ethics and code of conduct, morena, don't defend misconduct with nonsense, she should've known better, like we all do at work.
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@Abramjee
Haibo that cashier ๐๐ she's looking at the mother yet doesn't see any foul play next to her? Eh
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Naaah chap, she paid attention to his love languages and she delivered, if you donโt drink alcohol and enjoy being at a zoo, she definitely would get zoo tickets ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ itโs all about love languages.
The more I look at gifts women buy for their boyfriends is the more I realise that an oke that doesnโt drink alcohol isnโt fit for this dating thing
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There's no crew that loves me like them โค๏ธ๐๐ "ey mlungu, lo Geology ka wena aikhona fanela wena" ๐ญ apparently I should've opted for Mining Engineering ๐๐
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When she murders IsiXhosa trying to impress me โบ๏ธ
Gents, what is the one thing that your partner does, that you find so cute? ๐
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Kuthwa you need to focus on your acting skills ๐ฌ ndithe kuthiwa.
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Yeses ๐ฉ my 4-year old jacket is worn out ๐ anyway, valani ama laptop ๐
throats are open ๐ฅ
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Bruh ๐ฅน nothing brings peace like seeing your wife enjoying the fruits of your labour and she is just cruising on N1. Thank God for creating women ๐ฅฐ
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One thing about God's hand, it will locate you where you think you're unnoticeable ๐๐พโฅ ska fela matla ๐
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Enjoying surface life while it lasts, underground life awaits ๐ข
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O tlo re bora le di imaginary condoms tseo tsa hao ๐
UPDATE:
This girl thinks I'm stupid... So she comes back from work & I confront her again. She denies the condoms ever being in her purse.
She starts blaming me for not trusting her, then she unlocks her phone, hands it to me & says I might as well go through it as well๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
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Chemical & Mechanical Engineering, Environmental Management and Safety interns wanted at Impala Platinum.
Closing Date: September 30th.
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@Miss_Tracee
I agree sisi wam. Also what needs to be pointed out is that, most women have the fear of bekeziling for such men because the same men might ditch them up when the sun shines upon them. Others have experienced this and they won't go through that route anymore.
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Weekends should have three days ๐ Cubana Bloemfontein ๐
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@LebohangKeswa
@MokoenaThula
@MasekoValencia
O rata attention and that time Valencia never tried to dictate how you use your vagina, nor did she ever imply anything of that sort. Next time, read with understanding and stop making every tweet be about you ๐
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If you are unemployed and have Strata Control theory with no practical yet, please DM me ๐๐พ I have two Junior Strata Control posts needed at work.
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Capitec Bank is looking for Customer Service Agents in various locations ๐. ๐
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Anglo American Platinum taught us very well not to look down on other institutions. Whether you went to study Geology at UCT or TUT, yena fanana ๐ Graduate Programme zonke bonke ๐
same salary.
Looking down on UNISA, Fort Hare, Turfloop etc. as a black person when you consider how weโve been historically restricted and financially excluded from other institutions, is very confusing to me.
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"Andina worry tu ke sana, at the end of the day, he comes back home, to me" ๐
#LuggageOfLies
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@NyengedzeniNdou
@KolourMeKapes
No we don't, it's women who think that they develop more faster. When we are teens and we'd wanna date them, huns would tell us that we're kids ๐
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Says a "van Zyl" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Black people who celebrate Christmas are slaves of western religion practices
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Greyhound is gone, re setse ka Intercape fela ๐ the rest di useless anyway.
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Umsebenzi we imama ukudla imali ye ndoda ๐
A very good morning and a blessed day ahead โฅ
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@Mo_Leballo
@FCjild
@tumisole
@MbalulaFikile
Black people and taking videos instead of more action ๐ I mean you guys outnumbered them, in your own yard, yet they moered y'all, including your brothers? Yoh le worse. I wish the injured speedy recovery โค๏ธ
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@Thabiso_Queen
@amkec40
Batho ba go ya Joburg for a month ha ba bowa ba tseela magae ko tlase ๐ฉ
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@PearlThusi
@HuaweiZA
Ubu right ngelaxesha you took a break off Twitter ๐ khame kancinci, ho hobe, re llela bana ba hlokahetseng le ba hapuweng ka dikgoka.
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One day, you'll thank yourself for not giving up ๐โค๏ธ keep your head held up high.
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"You glow differently when you are happy and have money" ๐๐ฅบ๐๐พ๐ฏ
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Mark Zuckerberg is like Mamelodi Sundowns, they buy stuff they don't need ๐ just a tactic to weaken competitors.
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Sibanye-Stillwater has various vacancies to offer ๐
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@MmuleMatjila
@ZoeMsutwana
And also men who can't have those ladies because they don't have money ๐๐
๐ญ ba painelwa
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