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@KolourMeKapes
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9 months
“For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither Angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers. Neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all of creation will be able to separate us from the love of God”. - Rom 8: 38 ♥️.
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@KolourMeKapes
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For everyone who always asks what gssslighting is, this is it. She's upset because she's had a long day and he ate her rib, instead of apologising he is making it seem like she's overreacting and antagonising her while filming the whole thing.
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@KolourMeKapes
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"are we wearing heels".
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“how far are you with your face” .“just finished my brows”.“sis what should I wear”.“I just requested” .“come outside”
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@KolourMeKapes
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My sister has positioned herself as the lazy sibling and honestly I stan, no one expects anything from her. Is it too late for me to rebrand?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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You guys obviously don't hang around kids, children want to do everything their mothers do and that includes wearing lipstick.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I don’t have enough evidence but I seriously believe you repel things when you seek them out with a desperate energy. Life requires a certain level of nonchalance, if you will. When I stress less, things just happen.
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to surround yourself with people who want you around, people you don’t have to fight for attention and affection. Their love affirms you, you’re worth their efforts, you matter.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Getting your period after 2 days of random sadness is all the validation a girl needs, I’m not the problem 🌚.
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@KolourMeKapes
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People at work always assume I have kids. Umntu athi, “we are working hard for our children” .No ma’m, I am working for a pair of sneakers and a trip to Cape Town with my friends 💀.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Close friends is not always for hiding guys, sometimes you want to participate on social media without sharing your life with a million and one people.
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girls be in close friends cookin dinner and shit like why are you tryna keep dis a secret? lol.
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@KolourMeKapes
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My mom always takes my calls even when she’s in meetings only to whisper that she’ll call me back later. She says she wants to hear my voice in case it’s an emergency and I think that’s the cutest thing ever.
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I'm also a crier when I'm frastrated and I hate it when people ask, "are you crying over that?". Yho that sends me because it's a cruel thing to ask, I'm upset and you're suggesting my reaction is too much by asking that question.
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@KolourMeKapes
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He repeatedly asks, "over a rib?" to make her feel like she's doing way too much, invalidating her feelings.
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@KolourMeKapes
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My little sister posted that she wants to get her nails done but she’s broke so I sent her an ewallet, kaloku usisi wakhe uyaphangela and makucace !!!!.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Phone calls with your girls require so much multi tasking. You’ll be mid chat and they share an IG post, tell you to check Twitter, it’s just chaotic 😂.
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@KolourMeKapes
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One thing about the girlies teaching English in Asia ?.They are living their best lives !.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Embarrassment is such an ugly feeling, you literally go through all day thinking about what happened and feel shame every time 💀.
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@KolourMeKapes
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My brother just referred to baby formula as “iisupplement zomntana” I hate gym boys 😂.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I just realised I hate asking for help because when people can’t (for valid reasons), I feel really embarrassed, like I shouldn’t have asked to begin with 💀.
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@KolourMeKapes
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People who are always late think it’s a personality trait, you’re disrespectful, that’s what it is !.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I just want to afford frequent travel mna guys, a random weekend here and there 🕯.
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@KolourMeKapes
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5 years
This is my “I’m about to sit at my desk and study” drip 😂.
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@KolourMeKapes
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People who aren’t morning people are hilarious to me, why are you upset first thing in the morning 😂 ?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I’m so glad Young, famous and African is receiving backlash from their international audience for their production. The same can be observed with The Real housewives, we never see them do anything other than lunches, gossip and travel. Show us their work and family life ???.
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@KolourMeKapes
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4 years
Other men are tweeting about FIFA, wena nca ezinweleni Delilah.
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@KolourMeKapes
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3 years
Realising you’ve overshared is such an embarrassing feeling, I have such a big mouth I want to lock myself away 😩.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I want every black woman to experience the privilege of having a car. Yho guys, you can literally wear whatever you want and go as you please when you don’t have to use public transport. I am so grateful to my mom for the things she does to make my life easier and safe.
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@KolourMeKapes
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My issue with forgiveness is that you’re expected to never bring up the transgression again. Yes I forgive you and I might want to have another conversation about it again should I deem it necessary and maybe our relationship might have to change forever because of what you did.
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@KolourMeKapes
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South Africans are desensitised to bad service because that’s all we ever get and that’s why a lot of people are screaming, “you should’ve arrived early”. You guys think it’s your responsibility to meet the event planners halfway at an event you paid lots of money for ☹️.
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@KolourMeKapes
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When you guys have quick questions to ask "ladies", text your mom and sisters, ask them.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Guys I personally do not have the patience for talking stages because men are empty. I told this guy that I’m on leave because I’m sick and he replied, “lucky you hey 😄”. What the fuck is so lucky about falling ill na ?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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4 years
Guys, people are dying in large numbers hey. Maybe you should give groove a break ?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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3 years
Sharing your heartbreak stories in solidarity of that young lady last night was so sweet you guys, people tried shaming her for going through it publicly and you guys said, “so” ?.
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I promise you guys, people aren’t as invested in your lives as you’d like to believe. People are busy living their own lives, with school, with work, fighting depression and anxiety. I promise you, no one is watching and the idea that we are is rather narcissistic.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Your ex knew you were amazing when you were together and he still chose to treat you how he did. Leave him alone, he doesn’t want to do better ❤️.
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Mihlali is dragging big brands for late payments. If they can do that to her, I can’t imagine what they put smaller creators through 💔.
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@KolourMeKapes
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If you guys don’t want to pay an arm and a leg for large mirrors, go to PG glass and have one cut for you according to the dimensions you’d like then have it framed.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Texting someone to ask if your plans are still on 😩.
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what shouldn’t be embarrassing but is?.
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Maybe I’m not built for marriage because I’d have a tough time forgiving you for sleeping there like a rock while I struggle with the baby all night while we both get up for work every morning.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Kay Yarms and Miss XO are carrying SA YouTube on their backs !.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Recently I realised I don’t know how to be there for people who are going through grief/emotional anguish and I think it’s because when I go through things like that I switch off my phone and disappear, so I assume people want their space too.
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Having siblings and a big family teaches you consideration. It’s small things like checking if everyone has eaten before you have seconds, making sure you keep a communal space clean because you live with people. I think that’s why I detest selfishness !.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Everyday we cook and clean only to wake up to cook and clean again the following day, I’m TIRED guys 😩.
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I think the “bad habits” people have inform the kind of people they are. We often dismiss things as small but what kind of adult throws trash on the ground and walks away ?.
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so littering is a deal breaker for y’all? 😭.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Black girls enjoying themselves without men trying to touch or grind up on them, we love to see it 😍.
@1st_ninjar
🍃🍁Godoba 🍁🌿
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John vuli gate 🔥💃💃 #WozaDecember
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@KolourMeKapes
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No ma’m, we sat our asses at home and sulked.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Le tweet ibhalelwe iGirlfriend kaBaby daddy 💀.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Unisa applications for the 2025 academic year are open again from the 13th of January.
@PortiaMoemedi
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If your first wife/husband died and you remarried- who would you want to get burried next to?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Making an alternative plan, instead of nagging someone when they don’t keep a promise >.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I can’t believe we’re spending our best years stuck at home, unvaccinated, cold and miserable 👡.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Imagine walking into Zara and the shop assistants whispering in your ear every time you want to know how much a pair of jeans cost ? That’s how ridiculous DM for prices sounds.
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I have so much trauma from being ignored/ghosted that if you don’t respond to an email or return a call, I find it extremely difficult to try communicate again. I assume you want to be left alone, this is affecting me professionally and I hate that !.
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Very narcissistic ke into of assuming your friends secretly hate you 😂.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I don't know who needs to hear this but: if you don't study, you will fail your exam 💀.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Amadoda angcolile guys and they do not have your best interests at heart, never let them fool you into believing otherwise.
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I am such a softy, bare minimum acts really get me mushy, I'd wake up and propose 😭😍.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Pamela Mtanga posted her pair of the Nike Sage with price details and where she bought them. So many people including myself have since bought them after her post, that is influencing. I’d gladly write a review or anything that might help her for future collaborations.
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@KolourMeKapes
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If you need affirmation this morning, this is it. All your dreams are within reach, you deserve everything you’re working towards.
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Dating someone with a child does not make one a step parent bethuna.
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This girlie walked so your Bernini and Brutal fruit spritzer can run!.
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You're seriously crying dude?.Are you really performing right now?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I can’t stand people with no sense of occasion, why is there hookah at the salon ?????.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Khloe says she went into early labour 48hrs after finding out Tristan cheated on her but she still forgave him ?.Now years later, she’s still dealing with more trauma from this man. Sometimes you must refuse ngawe, no one should put you through all that on multiple occasions.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Communication is not what you guys think it is, we have anxiety. Sometimes it’s difficult to “just say how you feel”. This is not limited to romantic relationships, sometimes I struggle communicating with my family/friends & it has nothing to do with either of us being bad people.
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COMMUNICATION is only hard for somebody that don’t wanna be with you.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Andilwi but do ancestors ever reprimand deadbeat dads or it's only surnames that upset them?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I buy candles and diffusers all the time but nothing lasts, I’m tired 😑.I want to SMELL them when I step into my place.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I can’t stand people who think every gathering is a chance to hook up/find someone. Listen, we just want to drink and go home please don’t suggest iiGames zamanyala this is not a movie !.
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Abled bodied people loooove using disabled bodies as motivation porn, it's kind of weird and disrespectful guys.
@MAJORLEAGUEDJZ
THE OUTSIDERS 📿
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Your excuse? #Comrade2018
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@KolourMeKapes
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Death is so strange. People are here today and gone tomorrow, forever ?.
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South African women can only dream, sihleli neeToddlers kaloku 👡.
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I have done some questionable things because of heartbreak, I have cried and “embarrassed” myself. That thing hurts in an unimaginable way so I’ll never clown women for umgowo. Men are evil guys !.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Men speak about their girlfriends as some annoying thing, “she’s always calling, she always wants to see me” and their little friends laugh because a woman being ridiculed is funny to them.
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There are men who want to hear about your day, take you out on dates, buy you flowers and make you happy, however that looks like for you. Don’t settle for the ones who speak of you like an inconvenience, there is so much more and you have the power to choose more for yourself !.
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Buying pre chopped vegetables is a demonstration of self love !.
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We (Xhosa people) are telling you guys that it means you're craving something, it literally means just that.
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They don’t want their little friends saying udlisiwe.
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Sleeping in fresh linen after a bomb shower is unmatched. I imagine this is how babies feel everyday, living a life free of responsibilities 😩.
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Mihlali IS wrong but I find it interesting that the question addresses women. Do men look back and think it’s messed up that they dated teens at 30 ?. That’s a more appropriate question, the 30 year old is an adult and more should be expected of them.
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I cannot believe I just never used to wear sunscreen, I was raw dogging the sun and hoping for the best ???.
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@KolourMeKapes
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I really hope this trend won't hike up prices zeeOveralls because some people actually wear them to work you know and those people are often underpaid.
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Construction, but make it Fashion 🚧
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I hate how the president does these addresses: the immediate effect, the secrecy when everything affects our livelihoods. Why are we being treated like delinquents when we just want to know how our lives will look for the next few weeks. These theatrics create panic and anxiety.
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Over the weekend Moneoa and other women were sharing the financial sacrifices they’ve made for men they were dating. Women are sole providers in many households, you guys know this because you grew up in those households but you come on Twitter to act like that’s new ?.
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@KolourMeKapes
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Hire him emncimbini, niyeke oomakoti bahlale phantsi neeSavanna zabo !.
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cutest shit I ever seen
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@KolourMeKapes
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Everything is sold to us as a fairytale: dating, sex, interpersonal relationships. That’s why we short circuit when we actually have to continuously work at these things because we grew up thinking they just “magically happen”.
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I believe in crying so much and I just laugh when people speak like I should do it less or be embarrassed about it. I get so much relief from crying, soze ndiyeke.
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Lol people are missing out on their matric dances, grad and weddings have been cancelled/postponed but others cannot fathom not drinking with their mates over the weekend. At some point we have to stop with the vibes and act like responsible citizens guys.
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We joke but men really hate their partners, refusing to do something that makes your person happy is indicative of hatred. You can just buy them but you literally refuse and would much rather write elaborate threads on Twitter about how you just don’t care ?.
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Someone on here was shocked that more than 80 % of South Africans are living without medical aid and now this, do you guys not know the realities of most South Africans hey?.
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alté babe
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Why didn't you guys learn how to drive in high school bathong?.
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What a creative way to tell us you have a small penis.
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When you're studying and something tells you to skim through a section, roll up your sleeves and study that part well. That's the essay question mama and the devil is trying to get between you and graduation 💀.
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I want to vent about how I’m feeling during this time 😭. You guys I am so tired of being positive, I want my life and all the plans I made for this year. This thing sucks and any talk about a possible extension upsets me. I have serious cabin fever and I hate it !.
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It’s time to start slut shaming men, what do you mean you have 3 kids with different women ????.What are you even doing trying to date with all of that going on ?.
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I am forced to assume you guys were lying when you said you want something different from local youtubers because the girls who are providing well researched discourse are not getting the numbers. You do in fact, like the chaotic story times ?.
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I’m listening to umhlobo wenene and they are having a conversation around sex education. They keep referring to the vagina as igusheshe and the penis as impempe, how are you having this kind of conversation but too embarrassed to call body parts by their actual names ?.
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Watching The Tinder swindler has just been me screaming, “yho hayi nawe” every time she admits to taking out more loans.
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3 years
I wish we navigated romantic relationships like how we do friendships, things would be a lot easier. My friend picked up my call & shared that she’s not in the mood for a chat and that’s valid but I can honestly admit, I don’t think I would’ve received that well from a partner.
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One of my dealbreakers in my relationships is just refusing to help me. I can’t imagine anyone who loves/cares for me refusing to do something that can make my life easier. Please help me move out, drive me somewhere if I have car issues. If you JUST refuse, we can’t continue.
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