Uncle German
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I made someone smile today by Makoro gate, bought P220 worth of these babies. She ran around waving the cash, that’s when I realized what it really meant to her 🥰😍😊
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Letsile is huge, do you guys see the international accounts that are recognizing him? 😳
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Imagine Mpox lockdown when the country is this broke, we won't make it out.
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So I bought 6 of these, opened 1 ke fitlhela foil e bulegile on to the next until the 6th one. Hela ha kere ke boela ko Spar I discovered that when you twist the cap it breaks the foil, now I’m here sitting with 6 opened pints 🤦♂️
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I wish they could do the same in inspecting government infrastructure.
SERAME POUNCES ON GHETTO BARS
Minister of Investment, Trade and Industry Peggy Serame is out in Francistown on her unannounced spot check for Covid 19 compliance of liquor outlets.
PICS: MITI
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Tebelelo Seretse suggests that Members of Parliament must have a minimum of a degree to be in Parliament. I agree with this suggestion as a starting point to try and solve our leadership deficiencies.
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Petition ya gore tautona a ithole tiro has reached news headlines 🙆♂️
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I once called a former colleague ke bona his car ko Phase 2 ka lunchtime, I asked him if he’s back in Gabs and he said:
“Ke bona one ao mate, gatwe mosadi wame o nna hela koo ebile ke a divorcer” since then gake batle dilo tsa batho.
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Batswana booed Chilliboy after cheering everyone else 😂😂😂😂
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Happy President’s Day Rraarona and the entire nation of Botswana 🇧🇼
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Content creation is going to kill us, I legit got dumped for this tweet 😭😭😭😭 but we move swiftly along 💪
Letse ke tsamaile le “babe I want to drive” ko masimo, did she not open the gate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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People who don’t follow Botswana parliament activities are living stress free lives.
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We are not defending Masisi and BDP here, we’re fighting against intrusion and recolonization. We are united against misinformed white supremacists so keep political gibberish away, country duty first ✊
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Honestly Dr Masupu & his team have done a lot to protect us, we started temperature screening at borders way before SA considered it, we enforced the wearing of masks & other protocols way before other countries considered them. We thank them for the protection against this devil
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An act of kindness helps, ne kere ke reka mafresh a P5 ke tshwere clipa gosena change, asked the lady (doesn’t know me) gore a nkolotise ke tla duela later and she agreed. I paid for that pack ka clipa and she said with a smile “goraa gore ke chaise, ke dirile profit ya 2 days”
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Masisi o heretlha maikutlo a Batswana, at some point this “peaceful nation” thing will come to an end.
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Namibians are angry that their minister of sports is a lot older than that of Botswana, they have no idea how useless that young man is.
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We all know that Kgosi Mosadi Seboko is telling the truth.
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BW tweeps are very selective when interacting on Twitter, then they act surprised when people ignore their “RT my pinned tweet”, they be on some “Batswana don’t support each other”. Stop wasting our “Batswana don’t support each other” card please.
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Had mad fun in Ghetto, ATI gig was a massive success 👏👏👏👏
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As I begin my 7 day break from Social Media I want to leave you with the message that the current Botswana Government is the most dishonest Government in the history of dishonest Governments. See you next week ditlogolo, take good care of yourselves and our nation’s treasure Rose
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Bojalwa ja 2020 bo dipuo waitse, corner to corner rea omanngwa mo Tv ahhh!
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Biggest scam this festive: “No mask no entry, all Covid protocols will be observed”.
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I watched a video of ATI at what seemed like Motor Center, the words he mentioned spoke to me directly. Batswana ba bangwe are really tired of this system. Maybe it will take a man like him to bring change. WE ARE TIRED!
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The person doing the landscaping on the Western Bypass by Block 8 just before the Airport traffic lights knows what they’re doing.
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For me
@LetsileTebogo2
stands out as the person who held the nation together in 2023, I wish him more success this season.
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The fact that HIV was killing us back in the day and we still continued to have raw sex should teach you that human behavior will never change overnight, le ha oka dira SoE ya 100 years. First things first, have a plan.
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Apparently government was buying empty land for 58 million and they were shocked to find a lodge in it.
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@samirasawlani
Africa must do this, I don’t understand the justification of the current setup.
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You cannot vote for BDP if:
1. You’re unemployed
2. You’re underemployed
3. You’re underpaid
4. You are poor
5. You don’t have land
6. You don’t have access to portable water
7. You don’t have good roads
8. You don’t like hypocrites
9. You don’t like the current healthcare
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Botswana Police should stop harassing people who go to the shops without permits until the permit system works properly.
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Ba WhatsApp GB le bone ba down? Nka e tlhoboga today 😂
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Remember when BDP MP’s voted to remove Dumelang Saleshando from parliament for saying Masisi’s sister is being given multi million pula tenders? The show goes on.
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The BDP released a statement condemning reports that the country is broke, Peggy Serame confirmed today in a parliament statement that the reports were accurate.
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BW Twitter will fight you over anything really:
Winning Miss Botswana
Attending Forbes Under 30
Not liking the President
Joining BDP
Getting the blue check mark
Buying a new car
Getting a new job
Being over 40
Being under 30
Your personal choices
Breathing
Dying
Your opinion
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“A man who is able to control his sexual desires has already solved half of his problems”.
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Schoolboy consistently calls Lesego Chombo “kgaitsadi” why le batla ba robalana?
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Can we all close our FNB accounts and seek help somewhere else?
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I never want to judge people who commit suicide cos i’ve been down so many times myself that all I could see was the deep end.
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I wonder how reasonable the prices at Italtile Setlhoa mall are 🤔 I mean the one near Sefalana.
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If the energy that’s being used against ATI can be used to condemn BDP pedophiles we would create a safe haven for our children 🙏
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Molaetsa wa Batswana so far o very clear and consistent “UDC or nothing”.
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Defilement and rape must have their own courts to speed up their resolution, these cases tend to disappear into thin air the longer they drag.
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When Julius Malema accused Ramaphosa of having abused his late ex wife in parliament, the ANC women shouted the loudest “withdraw”.
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Ha le lwela status sa ngwana yo mongwe jaana when was the last time you tested?
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Ozi is warning to the current government and future governments, be afraid of the youth. We failed them, they ain’t gonna fail their children.
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My daughter has recovered from Covid_19, more reasons for tweets to be sponsored tonight 🔥🕺
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Batswana attacked Tito Mboweni for saying a disaster is brewing in Botswana, denialism of the highest order.
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One day we will thank
@EarlOfGC
for being the most consistent person in this country.
Cc
@duma_boko
@keorapetsedlk
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