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Entrepreneur | Investor | Philanthropist |Humanist #BWDrive #BWTrendZ #WeBuyLocalBW

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Rent increase should be illegal if you are not doing any upgrades to the residence.
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Mjolo looks good on pictures, dia bowa behind the scenes bafethu!😁
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I'm not rich but when you can't afford to buy pads, don't hesitate to text me and we'll make a plan sis❤️🤞
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Twitter Ancestors 👉1978 👉1979 👉1980 👉1981 👉1982 Twitter Pensioneers 👉1983 👉1984 👉1985 👉1986 Twitter Adults 👉1987 👉1988 👉1989 👉1990 Twitter Awesome group 👉1991 👉1992 👉1991 👉1992 👉1993 👉1994 Twitter ben10 👉1995 👉1996 👉1997 👉1998 👉1999 Where you at?
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Your mind is your greatest asset!
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O jole le sugar mummy e go robe pelo gore o feleletse o mo sendetse sms o re " waitse o ka re ga o motsadi"!🤔
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1 year
First Motswana to run 100M final at the World's #BWTrendZ
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No woman is gonna fall pregnant 🤰with my baby👶without my ring on her finger💍You carry my surname first, then u carry my baby😍❤
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4 years
Mjolo is a pandemic on its own Mjovid-19
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1 year
Malatsia fa o tshwere P500 o bo o dirisa P100 , P400 wa itirisa 😭
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Camera quality will make you think she's out of your league😩
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7 months
Magodu nyana a GC Motho letse a phamotse phone leitaka I had to run after him within 30 seconds ke fa a ema ke utwa hiiii hiiii breathing heavily holding his knees gave me the phone peacefully...ke bona a ntsha spray sa asthma...."motho e ka nna legodu a le asthmatic...1/2
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4 years
Dating someone who pushes you to do better is so important. ❤
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Once you start buying airtime ka Cellphone banking, your life is over 😭😩💔 🙆🏽‍♂️
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4 years
Ladies why do you accept lunch from other guy's if you know you have a boyfriend?🤔 #BWTrendZ
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4 years
When she saw her fathers body paraded for burial ; she asked why is my father not talking and when the body was lowered down she asked why is my father down there. #GeorgeFloydMurder #RIPGeorgeFloyd 😭😭🙈😢🙏
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Marry into the family where you forget you’re an in-law ❤️
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O kae best thing that has ever happened to you?😂😂💔
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Good Morning Africa !!!
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4 years
FREE ADVICE TO MEN -O seka tsenya girlfriend sekolo - o seka thokomela ngwana wa monna yo mongwe - don't let any girl burden you with life she can't afford even le ko ga bone tota!
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2 years
If you kissing her neck & she says "O seka nketsha love bite🙄"o itse gore go ntse jalo bro... sone seo se o se akantseng😢😢🤞🏻
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2 years
Mo Gabs ba go tseela motho ekare ba phamola garawe ko Mabitleng. 💔😢😢😢😢
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5 years
Never tweet about your achievements here, tweet about jokes and alcohol so they think you don't have a future Be Wise
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5 years
I hate niggas who think unmarried girls with kids are sluts, but believes his single mother is the strongest woman alive.🤔🤨
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Done & dusted ka mjolo. Team Jesus, new me, youth leader, self love, modimo ke star.😭😭💔
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Simon Madowa
2 years
O mo time P100 wa go loga, atle ka 32 inch ya Brazilian a go tshwaretse le Hennessy 😭😭😭😭💔
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Simon Madowa
2 years
I remember My Last Break Up Ka Tsosa Ngwana Wa nnake Wa 3 Months Ka 4 am Kamo Tlhalosetsa Story so sotlhe Alla Gore Ngwana ole. 😭😭😭💔💔
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Do women ever feel they are too broke to be in a relationship? 🙄
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Simon Madowa
2 years
BE ALERT!!! Be careful of the following crime hotspots around GC at night. 1. Nelson Mandela Road Total Filling Station by Extension 27. 2. Willie Seboni Road - Phase 2 off ramp opposite Block 3. 3. The road that cuts between Kgale View and Block 9 by the speed Humps.
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Blood is no longer thicker than water
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Simon Madowa
4 years
This thread 😱🔥🔥🔥
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5 years
Side chicks always ask dumb questions , WHY DO YOU LOOK NERVOUS?, Bitch I ain't suppose to be with you.😭
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Simon Madowa
4 years
REPORTED CORONAVIRUS DEATHS IN ITALY 475 - deaths on Thursday 627 - deaths on Friday 793 - deaths on Saturday 651 - deaths on Sunday 5476 - Total death toll Total confirmed cases: 59138 It's sad,sad and hurting 💔💔💔💔😭😭😭 #BWTrendZ
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Simon Madowa
4 years
What were you up to after school?
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3 years
Quickie le motho wa Census 🤦‍♀️😢😢😢😢😢😢
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Bomma learn to accept breakups 💔 ke mo fitlhetse a sena dibene ke eng 🤦😭😭😭💔
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Support local brands, motho a re sekipara ke P450 a se kwadile Ayeye 😭💔
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BREAKING: CORONA VIRUS CURE FOUND BUT ON TRIAL Corona Virus vaccination volunteers in China: calm and confident Chines newspaper reports that, A group of 108 volunteers has taken the first vaccination in the first phase of a clinical trial for a #COVID19 vaccine. #BWTrendZ
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5 years
Lebati la toilet lewe ko lesong o santse o suga program 🤔!
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O bue le motho monate ko inbox kante ke motsetsi 💔🤦
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Breakup e mpolaya hago tsena part ya "Goodbye and take care" 💀😢
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3 years
E didimetse covid ekare masika a side ya ga thaema 😭
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I salute MEN who come from broken homes with domestic abuse history&have never used that as an excuse 2 lay their hands on a woman
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BW tweeps comment with #BWDrive and follow everyone that likes your comment 💣💥
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5 years
Do you ever miss yourself? I mean the person you used to be before the pain changed you 🤔?
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Relationship ya tsalelwa bagaetsho, ga otsoge fela o ka re o ya go reka sekipara, le tla swa!🤔
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Ke mo tsere ko club'ung maabane gompieno ke yo o a thatswa, o a cleaner, o heela le jarata ga ke itse le leina la gagwe😕😭😭😭😭😢
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4 years
Black women breaking generational curse of depending on a man. I see you & I'm proud of you ❤️
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Yo mongwe o robetse ko go nna maabane,today ke ha a hiriwa ... Gakare le tle🙄🤚
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Nkabo le mpoleletse kata le tsone, dilo tseo di cheap ko Gaborone 🚩🚩🚩
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Re ithusitse ranna maswe ko primary 💔batho ba wele gore 🤦
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Simon Madowa
2 years
👨🏻: Tshwara karata o cash P5000, P3000 ke wa grocery & P2000 otla bona gore o reka eng. 👩: O ska lebala P28 waaka yo o o adimileng maabane 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Bathong a re ithuteng gore fa motho e se wa gago, ga a lelediwe masigo!🙏
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Simon Madowa
4 years
BW tweeps comment with #BWDrive and follow everyone that likes your comment !!
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Simon Madowa
2 years
After one round o bone hela gore haikhona motho yo o ne a ntse a siame a sa arabe inbox waitse.😌😭😭😭😢
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Simon Madowa
4 years
O tlhadiwe ke boyfriend ya chiskop ga o obola ditapole o thubege ka sello😰
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Simon Madowa
4 years
The minute you joke about people's homes & backgrounds. I distance myself, you're not for me.🤞
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Motho a go block'e just because o mmone a reka Sneaker ko renkeng😭💔
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4 years
I respect a man that can heal a heart he didn’t break, and raise a child he didn’t create 👊🏻👊🏻
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Once your partner finds a replacement, every conversation it's an argument #BWTrendZ
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5 years
@ladyneline_lady Stick to your business
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Simon Madowa
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Ke belaela Mmaabo a rekisa dipudi 🐐🐐🐐🐐 🤔, mongwe ntse a mo leleditse a re e kae pudi ele🐐🤔!
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Be addicted to bettering yourself!💪
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Simon Madowa
4 years
BREAKING : GOVERNMENT BANNED THE SALE OF CIGARETTES.•If they see you smoking you get a charge.Botswana just banned the sale of cigarettes during lockdown.According to Botswana Gazette Extraordinary Released today dated 5th April 2020, Vol. LVIII, No. 34, page 4 of 8 #BWTrendZ
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2 years
Guys re single fela online lesang go re lletsa masigo 💔re a omangwa kana 😭😭
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Simon Madowa
5 years
The problem today is people don't ✋cherish good people, they use them💔😰 #NtshalamoragoBW
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3 years
BREAKING: Security Systems Cash Transit has allegedly been robbed. The heist has allagedly just occurred in Main Mall, Gaborone. This follows a series of heists that have been taking place in the country. According to sources, the cash transit cars were without visible escort.
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Don't fall in love with pictures you see on social media. Body odour, terrible Breath and bad character don't show up online 🤔😥
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Babe meet my male bestie!, Fa o re o leba Dick print 🍆 ya bestie ya teng o ka re Voroso ya Fanfandrete😳😱
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3 years
Kante ngwana yo 28 years ...o tshwanetse go duela mo combi??
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Those who did well on chemistry, how do I separate alcohol from a sanitazer?🤔 #BWTrendZ
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5 years
After di 14 re cancel'a women on top 🤔 , ga gona mosola aker le tshikinya dithogo fela!
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4 years
Ladies can you realize a guy's maturity from how he texts? #BWTrendZ
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Ladies please tell your parents to stop calling our houses,KO NAGENG, o robetse ko nageng ke eng🤔? O robetse ko monneng! #NtshalamoragoBW
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Simon Madowa
4 years
Blood was Thicker back then❣. Nowadays friends help us more than our relatives😿
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Simon Madowa
4 years
A black woman 👩 wants a Man with a job 🛄,a car 🚘 and a house ⛪ but all she brings is another Man's child 🤱and her old 🍑
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Go phosha go ntenela gore wa bo o rapela motho gore a tle go ja madi a gago! #BWTrendZ
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Simon Madowa
4 years
O bereka kae? O amogela bo kae? O nyala leng? O nna le ngwana leng? Le santse le le mmogo? DIPOTSO TSA MOTHO A BATLA GO GO PITLAGANYA!
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Simon Madowa
4 years
having a girl that just wants the best for you is a whole other level of love don’t even take her for granted💪🏻
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If she undresses like this my guy use protection, I repeat use protection!🤔 #BWTrendZ
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Simon Madowa
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During doggy 🍆🍑 o motlogele jalo a santse a tonositse o ye go bitsa batsadi ba gagwe tle ba bone metlholo
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Simon Madowa
2 years
Ke kopa dikai tsa motho a sa tlhole a go rata😭💔
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Simon Madowa
5 years
Tweeps help a niggar secure a Bursary without going through a competition #retweet and #like !thank you @abm_university #SimonForBursary
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ABM University College
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@simonmadowa Hi @simonmadowa ! Let us help you make it come true. Secure your future with a Bursary on us to study Entrepreneurship Development. Enter by downloading the competition form @ and sending it to info @abm .ac.bw!
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"O itse kwa ga Masitara" Batho ba Tlokweng fa o kopa di directions😏🚮🚮
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Foreign-owned companies with concession areas in the Okavango Delta are encountering an unfavorable situation as their leases are not being renewed upon expiration. This decision comes as the Tawana Land Board has opted to allocate these concessions to locals
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O tlhaelwe ke dijo🍛 ko lesong😑o santse ore wa tsamaya o thule tshipi ya tante🎪 utwe bare "hao moitse yoo ha kgotshe"💔😭
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