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CA ✈️ MN - I came here for warmer winters.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2016
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2 months
Thank god it’s finally gone.
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3 months
How long do I have to look at this shit?
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This dude is an absolute legend for this sign.
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How long do I have to look at this shit?
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2 years
So it was okay to put Arraez in LF his rookie year or Nick Gordon in CF. It was okay for Kirilloff to make his debut in the postseason but god forbid a top prospect and elite athlete has to learn a new position on the fly in the big leagues.
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@Gebo___
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@rockytfs @AmericanFietser I can honestly say that never once in my life have I been on my way home from work and decided now was the time to go buy an 86 inch TV. Usually it’s like oh shit I need bell peppers for dinner. Guess I’ll pop into this grocery store. You know, normal things.
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@Gebo___
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4 years
I heard today is #WorldCatDay
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3 months
This is the city you’re blasting when you write your indignant Star Tribune op-ed about Minneapolis.
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@NortonMpls
Mike Norton
3 months
This is the city you’re blasting when you write your indignant Star Tribune op-ed about Minneapolis, by the way.
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@AltNationNet There he goes with his perfectly unkept clothes, fulfilling their wishlist. Some may say he’s a Nothingman. Others may say you can’t find a better man. Either way he’s still alive, just breathe.
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@Gebo___
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3 months
They seriously replaced an Erik’s Bike Shop billboard with that piece of shit.
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2 months
@Chris_Hawkey Exit Dunwoody, go right on Lyndale and reconnect with 94 after the tunnel. It’s faster.
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@Gebo___
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2 years
As I sit here enjoying a lovely evening at Target Field I can’t help but think of the terrified women from Virginia that @drscottjensen interviewed and how they’re missing out on such a lovely night.
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1 year
@MSPBJnews Why is the comments section full of MN based people who are mad about this? That’s like being mad that your favorite sports team won. This is a good thing. Be happy about it.
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@umichvoter What about this part tho? Seems like a good place for a nice multi family housing development. 🤷‍♂️
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@NortonMpls Anything more than a weekend in Vegas is too long.
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3 years
@idkbruh1288 @MLB @SFGiants My guy there’s literally three all-stars in the picture @MLB used for this post.
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3 years
Imagine having a HOF vote and not voting for Barry Bonds.
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@Gebo___
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4 years
@aubrey_huff Imagine refusing to wear a mask when it could *potentially* save thousands of lives then also saying “all lives matter” ...
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@Gebo___
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4 years
Vikings should trade for Alex Smith.. hear me out. For every city he’s played in their MLB team won the WS. ‘10 & ‘12 - Giants ‘15 - Royals ‘19 - Nationals. Perhaps this could be the only move that matters for the Twins.
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@Gebo___
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5 months
@StarTribune If they were Texas instrument calculators then I suppose they were rightfully theirs…
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3 months
@Rangaju3615 It’s so cute when all you sheep start using the same profile pic.
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@Gebo___
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8 months
@ryanghensley Damn. The Cowboys third string QB has a nicer home in the Bay Area than the starting QB for the 49ers
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3 months
@Dmandork You spelled murderer wrong.
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@Gebo___
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4 years
I understand the Twins/Yankees history is not good for the #MNTwins but way too much is made of this matchup. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Let it go, Twins Territory.
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4 months
@IDoTheThinking Most cities in America suck because in the middle of the last century we decided to undergo an urban development experiment that defied thousands of years of city building wisdom. Our cities were gutted and filled with parking lots.
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4 months
@StarTribune Yo this is funny af. Massive W for the Saints
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8 months
@TimFWelch Pompous cyclists going the wrong way. Typical.
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@Gebo___
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3 years
The White Sox season lasted nine days longer than the Twins
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1 year
Americans will use anything but the metric system to explain the size of something
@ABC
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1 year
A "potentially dangerous" asteroid the size of a bridge is expected to pass by Earth, NASA says.
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@Gebo___
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9 months
@theqbschool I, for one, am shocked that NFL QB coaches don’t teach throwing mechanics. They just expect professionals to know that stuff already? Unbelievable.
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3 years
Aggressively refreshing Twitter hoping for a Buxton update. How’s your Easter?
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@Gebo___
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5 months
@Braden_4198 @jake_gotta Bro even Kobe hated driving and traffic. That’s why he was always in helicopters. Why does this persons post make you so angry?
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6 months
@okputuJ_Agba @maziechidiime Yes but also no. In terms of skyscrapers and cars yes. But Chicago is full of gorgeous architecture and is in a class nearly by itself for large American city architecture. Haven’t been to NYC but that’s probably the only one in the same ballpark as Chicago.
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2 years
@_brianestrada @TwinsGeek @mn_orchestra @ChrissieTVoR Most likely just fine tbh. I mean, somebody along Hennepin might ask you for money. If that scares you then, sure, it’s scary. You can walk anywhere downtown and be just fine. You should come check it out! Might actually have a good time.
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3 years
This is how long this #MNTwins game has been.
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@FakeFan50 It’s terrible. Nobody should go there.
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6 months
@daveberggren Domestic violence calls have been some of the most dangerous calls for police officers for a long time. My dad was a cop in the 70s-90s and he said DV calls were the always the most dangerous. While there are truths to your post, let’s not pretend like what happened is new.
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@TheSotaSwede @ImSchultz You can see the creases from years of flying proudly
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5 months
@RenzoShib @booneybig1 @elonmusk You: pounds chest for free speech Also you: mocks someone for their choice of words while demonstrating their own free speech.
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3 months
@daviss While they’re at it, they should add an underground light right rail track. That’s what Hennepin is really missing.
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1 year
@mrRichOne89 @historyinmemes Eddie, unlike many of his grunge counterparts, did not do heavy drugs. Probably why he’s the last man standing from that era of rock frontmen.
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3 years
Observation from yesterday’s #MNTwins game. Mitch Garver has tweaked his stance and hand positioning. Looks similar to Josh Donaldson.
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@WalterHudson Walter, I’ve let you be for a while but I’m sorry man this is just pathetic. An affront to the Marines on Iwo Jima.
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@NFCNorthNewss “Former Lions running back” you’re trolling.
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10 months
@Varsh0AA @Travis_Sawchik Probably more so because he’s not part of this Twins team than about getting yanked tho. I’m sure a big part of him wishes he was still with that org and celebrating this victory. That was his home field for 6 years. Gotta hurt.
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10 months
@daviss That’s ridiculous. Were they singles or doubles? If they’re charging $15 for a single shot of Jack and some coke they’re robbing people.
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2 months
@realben_jammin Would happily take that or even a Kris Lindahl billboard. Anything over that stupid fall of Minneapolis bs.
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@RudeOnion @midwestern_ope I’ve never seen anyone be more wrong.
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8 months
@BankrunP @nflrums It’s not Brady hate tho? He even prefaced it by saying how much he respects Tom. He merely pointed out that Tom played in an awful division.
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@BirkMatt @GovTimWalz @MaryMoriarty Another week in Minneapolis, Minnesota without you as Lt. Governor :)
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@dontaskme3978 Just in case y’all forgot. Chauvin is where he belongs.
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1 year
@tttam Probably an entire floor or two at the Four Seasons, Hewing or Hotel Ivy.
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4 years
@GrantBrisbee Can we add Aubrey Huff to this list? Would make it a much easier decision.
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2 months
@emmdee22 Bro you wanna see triggered? Read the response from all these right wing clowns flocking to hurl insults and vulgarity simply because I expressed my dislike of a billboard. You know, using my first amendment rights like a good American patriot.
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4 years
Can someone please tell @espn how to pronounce Berríos
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4 years
Target Field would be absolutely 🔥 tonight. #MNTwins
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5 years
Who wants a #BombaSZN Homer Hanky?! I will be giving away three of them! Make sure you’re following me and retweet this post for your chance to get one! I will announce the winners tomorrow.
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3 years
I guess he didn’t take the DFA news very well.
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3 years
Willians Astudillo throws an absolute haymaker during this Venezuelan league game #MLB
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Woke up early this morning to catch the sunrise. I don’t want to say how beautiful Minneapolis is because that iron range rocks and cows guy hates the city. So I’ll just say I enjoyed having coffee and breakfast while watching the sunrise.
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Iron Range Rocks and Cows
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Took my wife’s 029 to the wood pile today. I don’t wanna say i was working outdoors in a t-shirt as it was only 49 degrees and that weird Reed guy from Minneapolis hates masculinity… so I’ll just say i enjoyed cutting firewood with an old chainsaw that my dad gave to my wife
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@NinerNick_22 This wouldn’t have happened in St. Louis. That’s their own damn fault for leaving lol
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@BumToPosey Dodgers be like look at this gorgeous pic of our stadium and it’s just a massive parking lot
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1 year
Not to add to the “Byron sucks” #MNTwins twitter gang but the broadcast graphic just showed he has a .117 avg w/RISP?? And he’s still hitting in the heart of the order? Good lord, man.
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5 years
@BayAreaHumor You’re forgetting affordable housing - the hallmark of living in the Bay Area
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3 years
Last night after the #MNTwins game I was riding a @BirdRide scooter to JD Hoyt’s and crashed resulting in a severely fractured wrist and a 10-hour hospital stay. Not how I planned to spend my Friday night but at least the Twins won 🤷‍♂️
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@bullprog My twitter experience has been much better since this happened lol
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Okay #MNTwins fans, what do you think will happen tonight? LIKE for a win and comment for a loss .. (all comments will be deleted 😂)
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@rockytfs @AmericanFietser I don’t necessarily disagree. I walk to work but only because I have the luxury of proximity. I also live walking distance to a Target and grocery store. Do most of my errands on foot. Unless, to your point, it’s a large purchase. Then, to the OPs point, I plan around driving.
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@WalterHudson This dude really created a scenario in his head with a less than 1% probability and thinks he did something here….
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@nut_history RIP, Coach. One of the best characters in television history.
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5 years
Unpopular opinion: this series isn’t over yet. #MNTwins have two games at home. If they can force a game five then all the pressure is on NY and anything can happen.
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@WalterHudson Look again, Walter. You’re deliberately being misled or are deliberately misleading your followers. The flag pictured in that post is altered to look more like the Somalian flag. Stop spreading misinformation
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@GovTimWalz The governor listens to Pearl Jam?
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@BallySportsNOR Because you definitely can’t experience it on TV
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2 years
Speaking as a downtown resident with a modest corporate income who also works downtown, Minneapolis is plenty safe. Sure there are areas I might avoid but those areas don’t represent the entire city. The Minneapolis fear mongering is pathetic. It’s really not that bad.
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If anyone tell you it’s safe to go to MPLS… check out their source of income.
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4 months
@WalterHudson Walter, while I understand the optics and why you want to keep peddling the narrative that Biden made Easter trans day it’s just simply not true. Trans day is on March 31st, not on Easter. I sincerely hope you understand the difference.
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@DETillustrated @Crocky209 Wait… I thought it was Purdy who was carried by his superstar teammates? How can that be when the lower seed has better skill players all around?
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@Nokomis_Dad I geolacted Nokomis_Dad and now know you’re a dad in the Lake Nokomis area of South Minneapolis.
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@LordSpence2022 @tlschwerz It’s only true in your head big guy. I live downtown within walking distance to Target Field. I have walked over there and back to countless night games with zero issue. Come on down and enjoy a ballgame. You’ll have a great time!
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The sunset glow off the cool looking cloud formation is just… 🤌😍
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@d_feldman It’s AI. The entire city actually burned down.
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@RepMaryFranson Kinda disturbing that you’d even think like that, Mary.
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5 years
Who else is watching the Indians vs White Sox game right now?
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4 years
#MNTwins fans, you’ve waited 29 years for a World Series title. Would winning a title in 2020 be as special to you as a title in a regular year? No parade downtown. No celebrating with others in a packed bar. *Maybe* no fans for postseason. LMK ⬇️ 🤔
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1 year
@tlschwerz Not a dome, but there is an argument to be made for a retractable roof *ducks*
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6 months
@mollyfleck Something weird happens when people get behind the wheel of a car. They can be the nicest person in every other situation. Soon as they’re behind the wheel, they’re a different person. Someone a lot smarter than me should do a study on this.
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3 years
Only in Minnesota can it be -20° and people will say “at least the sun is out. It could be worse”
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10 months
@OurSf49ers @KNBR Hear me out.. what if Jerry Jones’ master plan to finally getting past Shanahan and the 49ers was getting Lance in the building? Throws away a 4th rd pick to try and get Kyle’s secrets. Sounds crazy lol but it is Jerry Jones so it’s possible 🤣
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3 years
Nelson Cruz got 8 RBIs in one at-bat.
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@unfard The one advantage over driving is not having to deal with a car once you get to Chicago.
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3 years
Even after all the roster moves the #MNTwins made their lineup still has Jake Cave and Willians Astudillo 🤦‍♂️
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Minneapolis was showing off this morning during sunrise.
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Luis Arraez swatting at the snow with pure disgust on his face is something everyone in #MNTwins territory can relate to.
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@jgrover1533 He probably thinks Dak is elite
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@repmattdean Once again here to remind folks that downtown actually has one of the lower crime rates in the city. Yes there are “bad areas” in Minneapolis. Downtown isn’t necessarily one of them. So this lame and tired argument is weak, at best. It’s more political narrative than reality.
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@TheSotaSwede Tue 6/13 @ 8:45p vs Wed 6/14 @ 8:45p
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@BestPixMN Here come all the triggered people to yell about how horrible Minnesota is 🙄
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@Athletics @49ers The A’s are trying so hard to stay relevant as a Bay Area team.
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@DaAnonymousJoe1 @DrianneBelleza Damn bro. Sorry my dad died of cancer when I was 13. Guess he shoulda done better!
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