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Rockies insider, CSU Truther, bowling green state alumnus, west coast cbb fanatic, Intramural bowling champ, husband, father and preacher #RipCity #NCBAtwitter

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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
@alexjackhughes @BruceLePage5 @secretmars Still like 300 bucks lmao. I’m not sure you understand this post cause in the us you can’t just hop on a 2 hour train and go through like 3 countries like you can in Europe
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@MrBeavv Hey buddy you’re gonna wish you didn’t shake the csu twitter beehive after we beat the fucking brakes off you on Saturday!!! (Were gonna lose 45-13 we actually are terrible)
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@GartrellJacobs
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@BOSSportsGordo “Showboating and yelling at Reese” bro just say you’ve never played baseball before😭
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@GartrellJacobs
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7 months
@Dickschoen10 I just imagined Air Force and DePaul on the same basketball floor…
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@GartrellJacobs
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@Dickschoen10 Yea let’s send Saint John’s to Laramie Wyoming after a 12 hour travel day to play at elevation and see how that goes. The good folks at the cowboy bar in downtown laradise will save Coach Pitino an ice cold PBR after they get their ass kicked by the pokes.
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
24 days
@Los_Beavs Buenas Noches Los Beavs, I’m reporting live as a rams twitter correspondent!!!! I’m sure you won’t be singing this same tune when BFN throws for 350 yards (he actually blows) and the rams beat you 41-20!! (We might lose by 30)
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
1 month
@BroncoBleymaier Bronco Bleymaier is still upset over last years loss to csu. Or the fact that Boise has never won an ncaa tournament game. Or that theyre academics are ranked sub 400 nationally. After thinking ab it Boise has a lot to be grumpy about recently😡
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
24 days
@Los_Beavs Thanks for having me guys! It wasnt easy to find Oregon state twitter either (except for that one os_beavers dude who just pull realignment news out of his ass) but I’m excited for this weekend and beyond in the PAC
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
@ISUclubbaseball I just donated 20 bucks, hope that helps! If yall come to Fort Collins next year I’ll buy yall an ounce and a coors light at lucky Joe’s!!!! #RoadToFortCollins #AmesToAlton
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
1 month
I had type 3 fun watching csu and the broncos play football.
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
1 month
Happy mid major shirt Monday! Today I’m reppin the penguins of Youngstown State!!! Reply with #MidMajorMonday to show off what mid major school your reppin today! #GoGuins @mid_madness
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Nothin like drinking some silver bullets out of my @CBITourney koozi on a blistering hot afternoon! College basketball can’t come soon enough!!! @mid_madness #ILoveTheCBI
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
Got a nice lunch pint to celebrate another year around the sun. Just turned 55 but I don’t feel a day over 21!!! #SplitTheG
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
21 days
Long night out = tough morning on the toilet. It got so bad I had to take the shorts off as I need all the leverage I can get out here. To say I’m fighting demons would be an understatement! #PrayForMe
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@GartrellJacobs
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7 months
@BarstoolWake Hey your third best team is doing really well against the 7th best team in the mountain west!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
25 days
Happy mid major shirt Monday! Today we got some #SWACtion I’m reppin the Tigers of Grambling State!!! Reply with #MidMajorMonday to show off what mid major school your reppin today! #GramFam #RespectTheG @mid_madness @NMTC_Hoops
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
What’s the women equivalent of sitting around with your friends, drinking beers and naming random athletes from the early 2010s???
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Just got kicked out a Green Bay Culver’s for “public intoxication”. They’ll be getting 1 star on yelp for sure!!! #ILoveButterBurgers
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
Just picked up the UK version of blue Powerade! Will be giving my review shortly so stay tuned… #NecturOfTheGods
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
Nothing said Saturday morning in October more than corso doing his headgear pick, goes to commercial, this comes on, and then all the sudden we’re looking live at 3-5 Indiana against 4-4 Maryland with Beth Mownins on the call. I’ll miss you maps commercial #GoodNightSweetPrince
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
18 days
IM flag football QB career ended tonight with a loss in the final 8 in heartbreaking fashion. Other team played fag ball and milked 9 minutes off the clock and scored a TD at the buzzer. Currently giving the IM fields one last look just to take it all in. #QB1out
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Although it might not be Alton, drinking a keystone light in the Rocky Mountains is a good consolation. #ItJustMeansMore #DontTellTheMisses
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
3 months
Someone took advantage of on flight beverage service on their frontier flight from LaGuardia! #FlyFrontier #SundayScaries
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
“Is this heaven?” “No, it’s Kearney” #RoadToAlton
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@hoosier_ham @EllyDeLaBoozer Good luck fellas! I’m currently working on my own 9/9/9, British edition!!!! 9 pints, 9 fried haddock, and 9 times being called a “stupid fucking American”! Wish me luck!!! #MindOverMatter
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
@ISUclubbaseball Jesus Christ that guy isn’t gonna play catch with his kids when he’s older. However, it would be worth it for a shot at immortality in Alton…
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@GartrellJacobs
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10 months
@nlorensensports I’m sorry but Nevada and New Mexico over csu really makes no sense in any world
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@GartrellJacobs
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4 months
@The_NCBA @RawlingsSports Hm. Not bad but I would have like to seen CSUs Edward Burton and Iowa state’s Liam McGee on this list #NCBATwitter
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Gartrell Jacobs
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@The_NCBA
NCBA
5 months
📢 2024 NCBA Division I World Series Bracket! Let the bracketology begin! #NCBADIWS For all Division I World Series info: Presented by: @WellsFargo
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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Reppin my @KU_ClubBaseball conference championship shirt at the bars tonight!!! Their Cinderella run to the #KearneyKhaos finals last year was nothing short of remarkable. They were a fun squad to watch (when they were able to put the ball in play..) #NCBATwitter
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@MLBHR Kris Bryant at coors against the pirates apparently
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Gartrell Jacobs
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Just looked at the NCBA spring schedule and noticed @CSU_Baseball is scheduled to play against Wyoming in Laramie on the last weekend of February. I think there’s a better chance of playing a baseball game on fucking Neptune than February in Laradise. #NCBAtwitter
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
10 months
@TyJacks21180491 @JonRothstein Colorado state has a 2 Q1 losses and a Q2 loss, fau has 2 Q4 losses. They are not the same.
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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Day dreaming about the 2019 Hawaii bowl… #LiveAlohaPlayWarrior
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Gartrell Jacobs
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@The_NCBA If I were to give a few words of advice to Jimmy, it would be to embrace #NCBATwitter
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Good Cinderella story while it lasted, but the clocks about to strike midnight!!! The Denison Big Red will roll them in the super regionals and that’s just a fact jack!!! #GoBigRed #DenisonDifference #WuckFooster #RoadToEastLake
@11point7
11Point7 College Baseball
5 months
Birmingham-Southern (Division 3) just advanced to the D3 Super Regionals Their college is SHUTTING DOWN permanently May 31st. If they advance to the D3 College World Series, they will be playing for a school that no longer exists
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
Getting ready for the #roadtoalton by watching some inferior baseball #toyotatalk
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
Early odds for the NCBA Mid-Am Regional courtesy of our friends at @DKSportsbook @ISUclubbaseball +155 @CSU_Baseball +225 @CUBuffBaseball +250 @KU_ClubBaseball +400
@MIDAM_NCBA
NCBA Mid-America
6 months
3) @CSU_Baseball vs 2) @KU_ClubBaseball will open the regional while the night gap pits a rematch of last year’s championship with 4) @CUBuffBaseball vs 1) #5 @ISUclubbaseball 5 days to Kearney!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@mafilarski Definitely evan Malloy, staple in the rams line up for ages. Carter struhs a close second
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
All this talk ab NCAA 25 football has got me thinking of my favorite college football game, The Black College Football Xperience!! Just dusted off the ol 360 and im about to pop her in! The only question now is do I rebuild FAMU or Grambling state🤔 #DecisionsDecisions #FAMUProud
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
2 months
Ngl it was a tough night for your boy last night out on the town. Girl of my dreams got taken home by the most Jewish looking guy ever wearing jorts. Love my Jewish brothers and sisters but man this one is gonna sting for a bit. #BackToTheDrawingBoard
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
1 month
The drinks: cold, the buzz: palpable, the atmosphere: electric. We’re ready to roll from Fort Collins. Let’s have a day!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
Just made it back from Kearney and safe to say the ol’ ball and chain wasn’t thrilled with my antics last night! Looks like I’ll be in the doghouse for a bit!!! #KearneyKhaos #RoadToLuckyJoes
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@jadamlucas Ok so??? The 8th team in the mountain west beat Georgia tech by double digits. Ga tech has beaten both Duke and UNC. Does that make nevada the best team in the ACC? Of course not. Or do they not teach what a false equivalency is at acc schools?
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@coastalAL_north
Coastal Alabama North Athletics
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BSB | We’re going to the SHIP! With a huge 11-inning win we have advanced as the lone undefeated team heading into tomorrows championship game starting at 12 PM! #GOYOTES | @CoastalAlaCC @acccathletics @CACCWarhawksBsb
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@GartrellJacobs
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If you want the smoke in club penguin sled racing you know where to find me!!!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Got roped into going to some dumb high school graduation. Shit blows I need my eddie to kick in ASAP #IHateMyLife
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@GartrellJacobs
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@FreeMyDad420 Gotta remember a bad day on the course beats a good day in the office! Happy Friday and enjoy that club. Best, Gartrell
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Wow didn’t know the boys down in Clemson, South Carolina were so soft! This ain’t the Little League World Series buddy!!!! #LetEmThrow #NCBATwitter
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
11 months
@SickosCommittee Well they don’t call it Snow Mountain University for no reason
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
Great crowd tonight at the #NCBAD1WS in Alton! #AltonInsanity
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@OfficialWRPS @misterbosley @BrandonPerna Hey buddy you realize the GM of the broncos is George PATON right?
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Gartrell Jacobs
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@The_NCBA @KUClubBaseball @ECUClubBaseball Wow this is east coast bias at its finest!!! @ISUclubbaseball had a dude who threw a 9 inning CG shutout with 13 ks and you give it to a guy who threw 5 inning????? When will they learn to respect the mid am smh
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
Keepin it classy tonight with a true London cocktail, a nice absolute vodka sprite. It’s the finer things in life that keep me going… #ObeyYourThirst
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@WolfsmithMike @229ColoradoSt @LiamDAubrey @BarstoolCSU Hey Michael I’m honestly pretty inspired by this awesome life you live! Although I do wonder how much you spend on lotion per month considering it seems like you jerk yourself off constantly. Kind regards, Gartrell
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CSU football blows cock why did I go to school here?
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
The craziest conversations to have at bars are the ones with a drunk middle age woman who clearly doesnt have her life together. All you can think leaving those conversations is just “wow” #WhyAreYouDrinkingVodkaOnTheRocks
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@GartrellJacobs
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@nickstrong Heard a rumor through the grapevine that this kid is looking to take a 5th year at an NCAA program…
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
7 months
@MattGrossenbach They haven’t won a tournament game since Bill Clinton was doggin Monica Lewinsky and yet you think they could be the “Gonzaga of the East”?
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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Pulling a Ferris Buellers days off today with @ThompsonNe41828 ! Had to get out here to watch the legend Charlie Blackmon one more time! #NolanJonesBlows
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
5 months
@ISUclubbaseball Make the mid-am proud boys #NowTheyGo
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
2 months
In honor of college football season I’d like to start a new segment called fight song Wednesday (or whatever day I really feel like) where I post a college fight song and you guys have to guess it. Starting off easy Hint: It just means more.
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Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
UPDATE:
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
10 months
@mid_madness Might be the worst call I’ve ever seen in a college basketball game. Utah state was just handed that game on a silver fucking platter
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Gartrell Jacobs
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@MIDAM_NCBA
NCBA Mid-America
6 months
Mid-America West Player and Pitcher of the Week @CSU_Baseball
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@mid_madness Easy answer, quinnipiac.
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
9 months
MID MAJOR BASKETBALL MAILBAG. Ask me mid major hoops questions and this professional analyst will reply
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
@BroncoBleymaier Hey buddy you forgot about Americas stadium the fucking Kibbie Dome! #aREALNationalBrand
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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You know what band blows? Train. #HungoverThoughts
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Gartrell Jacobs
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Why do British people dress like it’s February. Like buddy it’s 80 and sunny out you can take the fucking trench coat off now😭
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@bucknutpotluck Wow you’re spot on here, it’s cool to have an athlete drafted in any sport but this right here is special. A player drafted into all 3 major sports leagues in the WORLD is just simply incredible!!!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
7 months
@DNeckel19 Hey I thought you said the ACC was leagues better than the mountain west??? Danny I honestly feel bad for you but I can’t let you get off the hook after the 7th team in the mw takes the 3rd team from the ACC out behind the woodshed
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@CycloneLarry69 Don’t forget ab a top 10 club baseball team!!!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
@ISUclubbaseball Great team and even better guys. All I ask is that you guys don’t make a gay banner and hang it up next year. But show the rest of the NCBA how the boys do it in Mid-America! #RoadToAlton #KearneyKhaos
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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I feel like if a girl has a dude name they are either really chill or batshit crazy, no in between. Anyone else feel the same way? Would love some other input on this. #SundayHangoverThoughts
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
3 years
@DanCo007 @GeoffGrammer @Jacob_Schildgen I mean idk if you’ve ever watched roddy cause he is clearly very athletic. Was a 3 sport athlete in high school and watch his dunk from Saturday and tell me he’s unathletic
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
2 months
Hey @CSUFootball I think you guys should watch this
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
8 months
@VCU_Hoops Alright see this is why the A10 will be a 1 bid league for the foreseeable future. The fact that VCU is supposed to be one of the leagues better teams but have players like Sean Barstow on it is unbelievable. That guy should be playing in the NEC or patriot league at best.
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
6 months
I’ve watched a lot of baseball in my day but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a team like this. The sequence in the top of the 9th to manufacture an insurance run made my bird twitch! They play the game the right way end of story. #Brewtober
@coastalAL_north
Coastal Alabama North Athletics
6 months
BSB | Coyotes take down #1 Govs to advance in the winners bracket! #GOYOTES | @CoastalAlaCC @acccathletics @CACCWarhawksBsb @dthead34 @calabounty
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Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
Glad to see the Drexel Dragons are represented well here across the pond!! #FearTheDragon
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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Great Wednesday night setup, love sweating out my C-USA bets on hump day! Need utep to cover here to make my day complete! #ConferenceUSAWednesdays
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
2 months
Blackface Uncle Sam wants YOU to rush csu lambda! #oops
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
4 months
@kateeee85 I mean considering the MLB goes until November I feel like college ending in June isn’t that big of a stretch
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@BoiseStateUni I bet you’re glad that you didn’t go to Boise state. Job market is already tough enough without having a degree from a worthless academic university!
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
9 months
@BJRains BJ tried to spread misinformation so badly that Mr Kenpom had to get involved💀
@kenpomeroy
Ken Pomeroy
10 months
I am thankful that people post these graphics but it's statistical malpractice to exclude the final projected record, which is the very next line below the schedule. The computer is definitely not projecting only four losses...
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Gartrell Jacobs
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Anyone else have a soft spot for early 2010s college football/basketball intros? Take me back to the good ole days before money started to ruin it all…
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Gartrell Jacobs
2 months
Madden 11 soundtrack type of morning. #LetItRock
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
13 days
We’re so back.
@CSUFootball
Colorado State Football
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Starting @MountainWest play with a 𝑾! #Stalwart x #RamGrit 🐏
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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The math is in!!! You can fit 366.85 Marbles your anal cavity (plus or minus 62.55). Thanks for doing the math to my engineer buddy @Monrowboat #WhiteBoySummer #ChineseCheckers
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
1 month
Jerome Powell is my vote for CTESPN #CrackerOfTheWeek for lowering interest rates by a half-point!!! Cheers to the economy! #DualMandate @AB84
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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This might be a very selfish take but I think one of the best feelings is when you open the cooler and snag the last beer in there. Makes you really appreciate that last one #SummerShandy
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@GartrellJacobs
Gartrell Jacobs
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@CFBHome @SSN_ColoradoSt @SSN_Beavers CSU putting up 23 points with BFN under center…
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