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@websiteidi0t They’re only sorry that they got caught.
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@chron For $10,000.00 I’d get off a plane in midair
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@VerminusM I was right
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@BringDaNoyz The fact that she is taking advantage of that old man
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@rodneystubbs @nevitate @GMC You could probably find a list of cars where toddlers within 20 feet of the front bumper aren’t invisible from the driver’s seat
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@GafasGroucho
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@RyanLostinTX Lotta cocaine pedants in the replies, smh
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@sheckyyoungman @ladypalerider I would characterize cat owners as preferring to be slaves
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@GafasGroucho
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Imagine giving a shit about this
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@elonmusk Notice any difference from the original to the new Amazon show
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@GafasGroucho
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@iwasacuteboi @reallytanman Not if you also whip out your “I have a spit sensitivity” card
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@washingtonpost @kingc_i Crying for the billionaires
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@skepticalspice Poster: What if they eat dirt Paula Jean: Nice try, but not everyone has dirt. Some people only have rocks. And pinto beans.
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@GafasGroucho
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@leslieleeiii @sairasameerarao Her husband is a finance guy & she lives in a million dollar house in a country club neighborhood, so ...
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@loveformypeople Joshua doing more time for minor propert damage than cops do for murdering people
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@GafasGroucho
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@J_Dot_J My boss insisted on giving me directions to a place I had just come from. Him: “You know how to get there?” Me: “Well, yes, I was just there 15 minutes ago...” Him: [starts giving detailed directions] Me: “I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE” Him: [directions]
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@GafasGroucho
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@david_j_roth Not even a poop emoji?
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@GafasGroucho
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@TheDailyShow Fuuuuck off
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@LancashireLady3 @Aftrunner @onalifeglug I’m glad we can all agree that Ed Sheeran is shitting on people.
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@Grosdoriane @allahliker It’s so dark in Australia they can’t see the rest of us laughing and pointing at them
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@bindingrod @moocowsue @KenPaxtonTX @TexasTribune Come on. You can’t expect the Attorney General of Texas to know anything about the law.
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@GafasGroucho
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@ASegals @randileeharper Yeah, I’m gonna follow him, ty for the recommendation, Randi
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@GafasGroucho
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Solution: Take off your shoes and put your bare feet on the hair
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A traveller has been blasted online for her so-called 'inconsiderate' plane habit after draping her long locks over the back of the seat and onto another person's tray table. Would this annoy you? #TodayExtra
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@GafasGroucho
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@GafasGroucho
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Lol
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@Popehat @newtgingrich Also weird to see him caring about votes
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You don’t say ...
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@CentipedeMouse @ShakuzanOnline Our house In the middle of the sea
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@pavanvan What is wrong with you
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@TwitterEng Good God, this is dumb
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@alpenkraehe @debdrens God forgive me for laughing at this
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So the NYT thinks it takes 2 women to do a job that can be done by one man? Smdh
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@RufusTSuperfly I love that shot so much
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@CaseStudyQB That is literally what HRC’s paid surrogates did.
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@hilaryr Apologize to Nina Turner.
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Look at my lawyer, dawg, I’m going to jail
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@MorrisAnimal Please require his adopter to periodically post pics of this big sweetie on Twitter
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@rachelkiley Sure, I believe this
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@BenjaminPDixon Is this Maxine Waters & Michael Tracey
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@RealJessePalmer @ItsAuntieChrist That doesn’t make it any better
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@redanblacattack @chadloder @MrCheckpoint Was that your favorite WalMart?
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@Integrity_Guy @emrazz Finally, some fucking honesty
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@ChinikaG @deviouslolz @SuttaCBSMiami It's cool that police are trained to unload rounds in the general direction of innocent people
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@sheckyyoungman @ladypalerider I'm gonna get canceled, aren't I
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@a_leesha1 @homulilia No one should be allowed to trademark a common phrase like that
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@GarbageApe @blakeflayton First they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out, because I wanted pizza
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@allahliker “Lower-middle class”
@VoteRandyFine
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@BluegrassRabbi Grew up in Lexington. ‘92 valedictorian of Henry Clay. Dad was a prof at UK.
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@cmarinucci @christreadway @BernieSanders Just stay home next time, Carla, it’s not like you’re doing any journalism
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RIP sweetie
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@BecauseCulture @BoKnowsNews @Airbnb Hotels also aren’t fucking up the housing market
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@chekhov100 @SeanRMoorhead That's what I'm looking for in a boyfriend
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I invite any liberal who thinks Jennifer Rubin is a good person to read the vicious anti-Muslim things she said when Obama was president
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Jennifer "Trump Convicted Felon" Rubin 🇺🇦🇮🇱
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"Oh, let's pick the socialist who had a heart attack and won't release his med records *and* turns up his nose at millions to fund a campaign!" Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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@MrTooDamnChris @lib_crusher COURTS DECIDE ELECTIONS lol
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@CaseStudyQB @AyannaPressley It’s cool that @JoyAnnReid has come around on this after doing her damnedest to kill the chances of the only candidate who was committed to making it happen
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@CarlBeijer My immediate reaction to this is that he should keep’em, it’s okay to defraud Nazis
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@EvanHughes44 @AlanDersh That and sex with children
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Elon, you bitch
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@Internet_TLCM This is you right now
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@PRADAXBBY Wretched excess
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@AlexDorman @hatsandhomes @M1cTheMiracle I’d rather be homeless in Toronto than live in a $1.95 million apartment in Toronto. At least then I wouldn’t have to shit right beside where I lay my head to sleep.
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@FatDraculah @lachancenaomi Personally I think the weirdest part is Naomi posting this kid’s name and then asking if 12 year olds know about rape
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@ggooooddddoogg Having a first class plane seat is in fact my fantasy scenario and you’re gotdamn right I’m not about to give it up & go sit in economy so some 10 year old loser can have it
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@Reuters @samble_ Huh, I don’t see anything in the Twitter TOS about “undermining faith in NATO”
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@libsoftiktok Damn, you people really will believe anything
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Mehdi Hasan, you did an ad hominem. You did a personal attack. You did a deflection. You did an obscurement of damaging truths. This makes it abundantly clear that you don’t even understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of your offenses.
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Matt Taibbi
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The decision by @mehdirhasan to pull a pure ad hominem interview, with no purpose but to attack me personally to deflect attention from what we’ve found, reveals him to be the latest in a long line of security-state attack dogs at @MSNBC whose job is to obscure damaging truths.
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@LoFiRepublican Do you want a trophy
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@LiamFromOrlando @elonmusk Not true; he’s added one million porn bots
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@AppruTweets @edburmila She was and she boasts about it frequently
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@stephneee_plz @musicnewsfact Yeah, shame on the doc for going along with this
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@Jezzerat @falseroxy Me explaining to a normal friend: “Asexuals are people who don’t have sex.” Asexual jumping in: “Actually we do have sex, some of us love to fuck” Me: “Cool, I’m opening a fuck cafe” Asexual: “That’s acephobic”
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@elliotcwilliams That's too bad. Being unable to afford treatment for chronic illness frightens me.
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@TheShondeh @FalcoNole @wyatt_privilege “I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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@GafasGroucho
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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
@soynyan222
もち家/mochike
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猫拓とれましたー
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@m_mendozaferrer We’re calling him #MayorCheat bc he cheated.
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@zlingray The joke’s on them, cause Biden doesn’t have a campaign to suspend
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@ByYourLogic I see a lot of rich snobs in these replies who think they’re too good to eat asphalt
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@meenaharris If HRC had done this you & the rest of her fans would all be posting “Yasss queen slay” so just come off it
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If you're going to make a big crashing noise pulling down the shower curtain and the shower rod it helps to look like this
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@leslieleeiii @AllezLesBoulez They were too busy clipping
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@AlexYablon @BluntsxBacon Same thing you did, except I’d also block this clown
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The working class have “tacky” multicolored Christmas lights. PMC have “tasteful” monochromatic Christmas lights. @GarbageApe will never talk about this.
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The other bees are just standing around taking cell phone videos, disgusting
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🐝 Hero bee of the day. 💪
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@LukeMones What is that godawful screaming. I hope no one’s being murdered.
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@herosnvrdie69 @FlyThaiMMA Biden just doesn’t want us all to be druggies & end up like Hunter, getting paid $50k a month by a foreign energy corp to do nothing
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@kmgc53 @SawyerHackett @shaunking @JoeBiden That’s like voting for Trump and saying you favor human rights
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