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AFAB, AMAB, bitch I'm AHAB and I will KILL THAT FUCKING WHALE
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So I met Jerry Seinfeld because he likes to see a movie before theaters open (so he doesn't get mobbed by strangers) and my company was happy to oblige. We never charged him anything we just asked he tip the person who opens the theater for him. That was me.
Cont'd
I don’t know how to tell you this kids, but Jerry Seinfeld at your graduation is going to be the highlight of your life, and you missed it. It’s all downhill from here.
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I didn't get shit. Didn't get paid, didn't get a thank you, didn't get a handshake.
That dude SUCKS. he is just a SHITTY RICH GUY.
JERRY IF YOU GIVE ME A COOL 2 HUNDO FOR DOING YOU A FAVOR THAT YOU AGREED TO PAY ME SOMETHING FOR DOING AND NEVER DID. ILL DELETE THE POST.
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The idea of defending this man because he was booed by college students. A man who has played a role in a TV show created by a much funnier man- a man who dated a 17 year old in highschool when he was in his LATE THIRTIES. a man who is wealthy and does nothing but complain.
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Yeah bro, Jerry Seinfeld getting booed is on the same level as children being murdered.
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I get in early, get a movie set up for him even attach trailers to it like his agent/PA asked. Opened up concessions including popping fresh popcorn. Dude gets here, says hi, doesn't shake my hand. Gets a free bottle of water. Walks into the theater. Watches the movie. Leaves.
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AYYYOOOOO
HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME THE HYPERSPECIFIC YOUTUBER I LIKED IS A FUCKIN CUTE TWINK
I literally don’t know what these people are talking about 🙄
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Logan Paul: haha I'll pay 10,000 to someone who will wrestle me
Indie Wrestlers: How bout I beat the fuck out of you for free
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There are layers to how bad that cornette tweet is but
Maki Itoh has already dispatched the old useless man
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People who love giving blowjobs, I just want you to know-
I love and appreciate you.
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No women's chamber because WWE tired of the men's roster getting showed up
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HELL YEAH I SUPPORT S.W.A.T.
SEX
WORKERS
ASS AND
TITTIES
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Please keep lying baby I love it when you are a mess
Transphobic??? Gurlll take several seats and try again.
My best friend is a trans woman whom like me doesn’t agree with child sex changes or chemical castration.😘
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Hold on is this man's dad actually god
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Me and the one other queer realizing everyone else in this bar is straight
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If you wanna watch two absolute fucking Stallions be Best Bros and go through the adventure of friendship I cannot recommend RRR enough.
I cannot stress how impossibly hot Ram is.
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Working in the service industry, or retail, or the jobs that are a combination of the two is understanding that your life now consists of being paid to endure stochastic abuse.
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Fuck it
Let Eric Andre moderate the next debate
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You a Baby: I am Sad JK Rowling is a transphobe
Me, a refined genius: Haha Nick Gage said Trans rights MDK
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DDP was 32 when he first was a manager and 33 when he was first a wrestler.
I ain't giving up on SHIT.
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LOOK AT THIS MAN
LOOK AT HOW IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME
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I have never seen something that I would like to hear less.
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Two (??) Years Apart
We Both Just Keep Getting Cooler and Weirder
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I read this as Kenny Omega set to direct and was very disappointed when I re-read it.
A ‘PHANTOM OF THE OPERA’ YA movie adaptation is in the works at Disney+
Kenny Ortega is set to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
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How it feels whenever a blank profile DMs me on grindr
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@Newsweek
This is what I get for getting a flu shot to help protect the elderly with compromised immune systems.
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Do these folks think Pride is literally just a one day-all-day suck and fuckfest where everyone is covered in a thin sheen of poppers and cocaine?
Cause fuck where is THAT pride at- that's where I wanna go.
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Who nihilists who absurdists
think they are: think they are:
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"There are between zero and All of the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq- we better invade"
-David Frum
1-6 inches of snow predicted tomorrow? Can you imagine if any other profession allowed itself a similar range?
"Your plane will depart tomorrow between 1 and 6."
"We've bought you a dress between size 1 and 6."
"Best to limit your daily wine intake to between 1 glass and 6."
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I literally came out as trans Non-binary and started getting hot
Like started actually caring about myself
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My least favorite person in wrestling is every fan that thinks they have a "heel" persona and is just a fucking asshole to wrestlers and other fans just trying to have a good time.
Get fucked.
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Buddy
You have not sucked enough cock to wear that jacket
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Terfs have Glinner and Rowling.
We have Dark Sheik nd Nick Gage.
I'm not worried
Dark Sheik with a sick jackknife Powerbomb, Nick Gage on commentary with the love for the trans community.
What a great day of wrestling.
#EffyBGB8
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@amandapalmer
@spookperson
@ben_bt
You evidentially can't handle not being lovingly covered by the guardian
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My favorite thing is when I see a hot person and have no idea what their gender is and its like
Oh hell yeah- this is the sexiest minefield I've ever been in
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@davitydave
@AlexThorneDC
@thehill
The joke is that he isnt the top of the poll not that he is a bottom.
Does literally every statement about Buttigieg get read through a filter of "how does this have to do with gay shit" for you? Because tying all comments to his gayness is pretty homophobic chief.
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Lesbian
Gay
Buff Bagwell
Trans
Queer
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He's going to kill Mitch Mcconnell
Wheels up, headed to Kentucky for...ahem...reasons.
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@ItsDanSheehan
@SICKOFWOLVES
All i have to contribute is this sick tattoo of godzilla getting married i have
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Butch Trans
Admiration of us is not fetishization
Femmes of all genders appreciating us is not fetishization
Butches loving Butches is beautiful and also not fetishization
To be butch is to be rough and gentle. It is to be patient and strong.
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not a 'top" or a "bottom" but a secret third thing
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Proud to announce I have absolutely annihilated Gender after only 6 years
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My biggest golf pet peeve is how much of a fucking waste of water and potential public space golf courses are so hey- neither of us are happy!
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I got yelled at once for saying that I identified as queer. I got told it was a slur and it would be like a lesbian identifying as a dyke.
And like
DO U NOT KNOW ANY LESBIANS THAT IDENTIFY AS DYKES? BECAUSE LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MARCH THAT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
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I fucking hate how branding made everything cool really fucking shitty and boring
look at that absolute dogshit last can
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Swear to God if I see anither trans femme that seems really passy, is very pretty, and will always look more feminine than me complain about needing FFS I am gonna share and 8if I can) donate to any fund to help her because this shit isn't a competition and I want her to succeed.
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"characters"
Ok
WWE plans to '"integrate LGBT characters" into its programming, Stephanie McMahon says.
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Getting real tired of Gen Xers and Boomers acting like millennials are teenagers.
I am 30 and working hard to make sure you all get to eat this week and have access to fresh produce.
Maybe stop trying to tell me how much I "don't understand how the world works"
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Ok to actually talk about the Texas Trans Order for a second:
I'm losing my fucking mind. I cannot understand how this is viewed as a culture war by some people and not open fascist action.
I am fucking furious. I hate how passive so many people have been every fucking YEAR.
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Joey Ryan is gonna be remembered as one of the people who really helped save wrestling in the US. And I cant wait for the coronaries that's gonna cause.
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made an appointment with planned parenthood to get back on HRT
please clap
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Frank Frazetta and Ralph Bakshi
That's the tweet
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This is were I watch u pee and offer critique
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If you assume any lady involved in wrestling is a rat, whether your a fan or a wrestler, you're a fucking creep.
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Damn I knew I was good at it, but I didn't realize I had a fan club
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Gender is over
Meat is all that matters
Trans is Strength.
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@Lubchansky
Love that the man who brought us "Trans sister is so minute we have to deadname her to show she's trans" is bringing us this
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Don't let anybody dictate your gender presentation
If you wanna be strong? Be strong.
Trans is beautiful
Trans is strength
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GOOD NEWS.
COVID TEST IS NEGATIVE.
THANK U TO EVERYONE WHO SENT SOME MONEY TO OFFSET THE DOCTOR COSTS.
YA"LL ARE FUCKIN HEROS.
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@IwriteOK
and
@bastardspod
got me through several 12 hour days bookended by 1 hour walks to and from work when the Pandemic hit and I was suddenly an essential worker picking and packing groceries for pick up 6 days a week.
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Not to QT some dipshit, but honestly I feel more represented by a dude in a Carhartt Hoodie, gym shorts, and Hokas than any dude wearing a suit that costs more than 3 months of my pay.
Heading to the Senate floor today to cast a vote.
What a fucking disgrace.
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There is no heterosexual explaination for this
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Oh I still get Femme
Trans is beauty
Trans is strength
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@benshapiro
Hey
Here is a population density map of the US.
Seems like Occam's Razor (which you as a famed logician should love) says that the truth is masks are just more common in densely populated areas because people are more regularly exposed to each other- which also raises case #.
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My man came in, put on a banger performance, got banned from ever being involved again and retired to the country
Thinking about Charlie the goat, who played Black Phillip in The Witch, and how handsome he is and how he was such a devoted method actor (read: an asshole) on set that now he is not allowed to work in show business and lives on a farm in North Carolina. We love you, king.
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More proof Edison sucks shit
Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.
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