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Here's your chance to WIN TWO THINGS.
A free $30 Guillotine League entry + a FREE
@QuestFFL
dynasty orphan.
You do this to enter:
1. Follow
@GuillotineFF
&
@QuestFFL
on Twitter.
2. Like this post.
3. Retweet this post.
We'll pick a random winner Friday.
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If you're following us and we're not following back, like this tweet and we'll get that fixed.
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YES! Guillotine Leagues are OPEN for the 2024 season! **FREE** private leagues and tons of updates! Plus, we’ve fully redesigned our mobile app for iOS and Android! It’s never been easier to play the greatest fantasy football format ever invented.
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Approved.
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PSA: if we're not following you back, like this tweet, and we'll rectify that.
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Who is going into Monday night already safe from the blade? What was the clincher?
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The Scott Fish Bowl Super Chop is back, with all proceeds going to charity!
The $50 entry fee also gets you a 3-month premium
@RotoWire
subscription, plus a chance to win a spot in SFB13 next year and some sweet bling from
@TrophySmack
!
Learn more here:
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If you're following us and we're not following back, please like this tweet, and we'll get that squared away ASAP!
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Congratulations! It is officially
#SFB14
season! We're excited to run back another SFB Super Chop for charity this summer, stay tuned everyone!
Got my official invite to
#SFB14
. The only questions now are do I wear a series 1 shirt or series 2 shirt with my
#SFB13
championship ring for the draft? Will I get to show it off in NYC? Only time will tell.
@ScottFish24
@GLchop
@TrophySmack
@FantasyCaresOrg
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Now that the season is over, did you enjoy the guillotine league format?
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Check out the latest episode of CHOP with special guest
@ScottFish24
, and be sure to enter the
#SFB13
Super Chop! All proceeds go to charity, plus you can win some sweet bling from
@TrophySmack
:
In the brand new Chop podcast,
@ScottFish24
breaks down the toughest decisions you need to make in every round of your guillotine draft.
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We partnered with
@FantasyCaresOrg
and
@BCEmovement
the last 3 years, both such wonderful groups. We are now digging in to give a specific family the Best Christmas Ever!
This family will be navigating Christmas this year without their wife and mother. How can you help? 🧵
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Ahem.
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The 2023 Guillotine League season is here! Private and public leagues are now available! Several major improvements coming, including a massive overhaul of the mobile app, releasing in June. .
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For the 3rd year in a row, our
@GLchop
community has participated in the Scott Fish Bowl Super Chop. Because of your generosity, we’ve been able to make a donation through
@FantasyCaresOrg
of $7,200 to
@BCEmovement
, who serves families who have fallen upon hard times. What a
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All bids that were submitted by the 2AM CST deadline will be processed and reflected in your league(s) by 9AM CST.
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When a 4 yard run in the 1st quarter from your 4th flex guarantees you keep your head.
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Here are the first 3 rounds of our first draft of the season! What pick stands out most? (Full PPR)
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If you're in a guillotine league, this 10 minute video can dramatically change your odds of winning. Every waiver wire system is a little different. This video explains how ours works (shown on desktop, same logic on mobile).
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We’ve partnered with the amazing, and frankly delicious,
@HoneyAndMackies
with another gift tree. Stop in and grab a gift tag for our family and a cone!
@BCEmovement
We partnered with
@FantasyCaresOrg
and
@BCEmovement
the last 3 years, both such wonderful groups. We are now digging in to give a specific family the Best Christmas Ever!
This family will be navigating Christmas this year without their wife and mother. How can you help? 🧵
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Thank you for the kind words, good sir. This giant blade is blushing.
It’s
#LoveHate
day! Week 3 is now posted … and I think I’ve invented a new way to play fantasy football? As it will always be moving forward…. This week’s edition is FREE
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Congrats if you survived Week 7 and belong to the Top 10 club!
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We're actively working on the bug that's displaying the FAAB Report incorrectly. If your league was affected, apologies for the confusion, and know that it's our top priority this morning.
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Hi everyone, we are looking into the issues with the app and will have them resolved shortly. Very sorry for any inconvenience.
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GuillotineLeaguers, we're now live for the 2021 season, and we've made a TON offseason updates for you:
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Guillotine waiver notes:
· Waivers run every week all season.
· This is the last week for chopped players to hit the waiver wire. So, spend away!
· Hereafter, players who are chopped will not be available. This is done for gameplay balancing.
(*SuperChop leagues excluded*)
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Just finished recording - it will be up soon!
Me waiting on the newest CHOP! podcast from
@PaulCharchian
to bid on my
@GLchop
waiver wire players
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Good luck to everyone in their guillotine league championship!
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What does the first 2 rounds of a fresh, live Guillotine League draft look like? Behold ...
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Today could be the last time you set your lineup. No pressure.
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Do a live draft with us and
@PaulCharchian
might just pop in to say hello. But don't push it like Erika ;)
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Our live Super Chop drafts are underway. Travis Kelce has gone first overall in every one (shocker). We'll post the draft boards once complete. Good luck to all our finalists!
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New versions of our app are now available for iOS and Android! Check them out!
iOS:
Android:
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POV: Your leaguemates just watched you draft Mike Williams in the 4th round of your Guillotine League
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Happy Draft Day everyone! We’ll be seeing you soon.
Yours truly,
Blade
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"Your guillotine league team is crushing it, but the Bills, Eagles, Vikings, and Rams are on bye this week. Your thoughts?"
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👀
I'm excited to announce an awesome new feature for guillotine league players! You can new get detailed data about chopped player bidding! LEAGUE --> CHOP DATA. (Coming to the app in the next release)
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A big personal and professional announcement today. I've never been so excited for a new venture.
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Want to set up a PRIVATE Guillotine League for you and your friends?
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To everyone asking for bidding advice, please note I'm just a giant talking blade, but please check out CHOP, it will help a lot!
Every Tuesday afternoon we drop a new episode of the CHOP podcast, designed specifically to provide bidding advice for guillotine leagues.
iHeart:
iTunes:
Spotify:
Stitcher:
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Another classic case of ... "if you ain't last, you're first".
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Quite the honor! Thank you
@MatthewBerryTMR
🐐
@PaulCharchian
Guillotine Leagues getting a shoutout from
@MatthewBerryTMR
on his Fantasy Football Happy Hour show!! Love to see it!!
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A friendly reminder for all those competing in their Super Chop regular season finals:
If you win this week and advance to the championship round, your draft will be tomorrow night at 7 PM CST!
All winners will receive a more detailed email tomorrow AM, but this is a heads up!
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For those asking (about Tyreek Hill), we only award points for TDs if they are passing, rushing, receiving, or kick returns on special teams. Fumble recovery TDs on offense do not count.
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For those who are confused about when rosters are locked...starting Week 15 (which is Tuesday 12/14), there are no more free agent acquisitions (blind bidding or FCFS). Start planning for backups at each position accordingly.
*This deadline does not apply to Super Chop playoffs
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Good luck in Week 7.
When we meet, it hurts me just as much as it hurts you.
Love,
Blade
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Congrats to all our Super Chop regular season finalists! Big week ahead!
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All rescheduled games, including those moved to Tuesday, will count towards Week 15 results.
@GLchop
if the Rams game gets moved to Tuesday do the players points count for this week or are they no longer eligible?
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We are in the process of creating the Super Chop playoff leagues, and you will receive an email shortly if you won your regular season league. Congrats to all our finalists and good luck!
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Due to popular demand, we have decided to create 8-team, Week 11 leagues! Drafts are starting this afternoon!
Sign up here:
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Here's a look at the start of a Super Chop playoff draft currently in progress. We'll post full boards later tonight.
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So... What is a Guillotine League?
1. 17-team league
2. Each week the lowest score is eliminated
3. All of the eliminated team's players go to FAAB
Final four teams play off for a 3-week title.
More:
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Prizes are loaded. Congratulations to all of our winners. Log in to your league(s) to claim your prizes.
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Which player(s) are you most nervous about starting today?
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It's the last week! Good luck to everyone who made the finals in their guillotine league!
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Lots of Week 7 drafts going tonight! Here's a sample of what the first two rounds look like.
New leagues still forming!
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It's choppin' szn and
@PaulCharchian
and
@btxj
are back with their first of many podcasts for the CHOP faithful:
iHeart:
iTunes:
Spotify:
Stitcher:
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We are the “new hotness?”
Yeah, we’ll take that.
Guillotine leagues are the new hotness. Will you be playing in one in 2019?
#fantasyfootball
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We will be holding some LIVE Guillotine League drafts at this event.
First 17 to register at the event, get into our exclusive LIVE G-League.
Then
@PaulCharchian
will swing by and grade your rosters mid-draft!
WHO'S IN!?
Fantasy Football Training Camp pres. by
@CrownRoyal
!
When: SATURDAY from 10AM-2PM...Doors at 9AM
Where: Canterbury Park Expo Center!
Who:
@PaulCharchian
and his Fantasy Football Weekly Crew!
Why: So YOU can dominate your league!
#KFANFFTC
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If you’re got Jonathan Taylor in your
@GLchop
league, you’ve got an unusually calm weekend ahead of you.
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Congrast to
@joethoemke
!
He was our random winner chosen to get a FREE Guillotine League and a FREE
@QuestFFL
Orphan.
Don't lose your heads guys! There will be more chances.
Make sure to follow us for more offers like this one.
Love,
The Executioner
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Happy Draft Day everyone! We are one step closer to the chopping!
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Congratulations to all our guillotine league champions! Feel free to flaunt those winning rosters in the replies!
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If you're a MN local, stop by the
@KFAN1003
booth and say hello!
@PaulCharchian
@PAOnTheMic
@chadgreenway52
@madproducer1
#92Noon
Friday Feast at the Fair!
@chadgreenway52
joins
@PAOnTheMic
&
@PaulCharchian
at 915!
#Vikings
#Gophers
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It's Game Day! ... is something we can say for 7 of the next 9 days ...
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Anyone out there going to survive with Gesicki and/or Hockenson in their lineup?
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With all the big-name free agent acquisitions, the NFL kinda feels like a guillotine league right now!
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Our second $50 Super Chop has filled, so it's on to the third offering!
Turn $50 into $3,000 and have a ton of fun in the process:
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Come draft with us tonight! We promise everyone gets to keep their head ... for now.
We've got our first-ever LIVE guillotine draft happening tonight at 7:00 CT // 8:00 ET. $15 to join, $215 to the last man standing. Go here to learn more and/or join:
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Despite a looming bye in Week 14, Jonathan Taylor goes 1.01 in 4 of 5 Super Chop drafts.
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Congrats to all our winners out there! Feel free to show off those winning lineups below!
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Last chance to make the cut.
Here's your chance to WIN TWO THINGS.
A free $30 Guillotine League entry + a FREE
@QuestFFL
dynasty orphan.
You do this to enter:
1. Follow
@GuillotineFF
&
@QuestFFL
on Twitter.
2. Like this post.
3. Retweet this post.
We'll pick a random winner Friday.
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We've started posting some live drafts. If you want to be in our first of the season, it's this Sunday night at 8 PM CST!
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We have 2 guilloteenies running tonight. Each league is only 9 teams, and the drafts only take about an hour. Great fun!
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It's a good thing Week 5 leagues are forming already!
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For anyone in the St. Cloud, MN area, come out to
@BWWings
and say hello to
@PAOnTheMic
and
@PaulCharchian
, aka The Head Executioner.
@KFAN1003
Be there for the Feast this Friday!
Join
@PAOnTheMic
and
@PaulCharchian
as they get you ready for the showdown with the Chargers!
📍
@BWWings
St. Cloud
📅 9/22 at 8am
#KFANVikes
⬇️ More info here ⬇️
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We are aware of the issue with Kyler Murray's rushing yards. We are looking into this and will have it resolved shortly. All leagues affected will be adjusted accordingly. Sorry for any confusion.
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