Kate Magdziuk
@katemagdziuk
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managing editor: @BTsteelcurtain | 🎙️: @lockedondynasty | previous stops: @yahoofantasy, @PFF, @rotoworld
Houston, TX
Joined August 2018
Adrian Peterson career earnings: $103,215,972. Tyler Herro's rookie contract extension: $120 million guaranteed. This is not up for debate.
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I’m wearing a Caitlin Clark sweatshirt out right now and some guy at a bar was like “who is that????” . Several men around him at the bar just absolutely roasted him for not knowing Caitlin Clark and I just feel so satisfied about the direction of women’s sports as a whole.
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Anyone in their fantasy championship have the lethal combo of:. Jalen Hurts.Chuba Hubbard.Kenneth Walker.Alvin Kamara.CeeDee Lamb.& David Njoku?. If so, I definitely need a screen shot. Also, I'm sorry. 😭.
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It's a really sad day for the NFL. Really sad day for female fans of the NFL. Really sad day.
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Grandma stays in the cage until Rashaad Penny gets a carry
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@DrewGarrison If I sleep at 82 degrees I probably won't wake up because I'll have baked myself alive in my sleep.
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the most underrated storyline surrounding a potential Davante Adams trade is that there could be a house with a Taco Bell coming available on the market soon
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Messed around and bought a projector. This is gonna be the way to watch primetime games man. Livin the dream.
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@gigilarue4 @adribbleofink I came here for funny stories and this post kind of killed it, tbh. Hope your son finds the support he needs out there! The world (and sometimes your own home) can be a cruel place.
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Deshaun Watson received 0.2 games suspension for each woman that accused him of sexual assault. 0.2.
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Keenan Allen is only one year older than Cooper Kupp. Why does it feel like Keenan Allen has been in the NFL for 40 to 50 years?.
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Idk man he looks pretty slow here.
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There’s been a lot of talk about AI getting ready to take all of our jobs. But I’ve also seen a commercial circulating that AI helped generate the NFL schedule. And now we’re left watching the Panthers and Bears on TNF. So maybe we really shouldn’t be all that concerned.
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Just as a reminder, Brian Flores was the only head coach to be fired in this cycle whose team had a winning record.
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Even if it weren't just about money, it's still pretty clear that the NBA has the edge simply for the fact that we're talking about RBs. There isn't a single position in the league more undercompensated for what's asked of them (& their bodies), esp. considering lack of career.
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Marquise Brown: "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday."
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Guys, I hate to say it, but I'll say it. Fantasy football is so much more fun when you only have a couple of leagues.
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@ask_aubry "Eventually I managed to get her to agree to one kid," might be the grossest sentence ever.
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I am absolutely bleeding followers and it’s honestly hilarious. y’all were following an openly gay woman giving fantasy football advice. … and you’re surprised I’m invested in the outcome of this election?!. you played yourselves lol
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@AdamSchefter Maybe he shouldn’t have “attached himself” to a moving vehicle. RIP to his $80 pants.
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Nobody is asking for WNBA salaries to equal NBA salaries they’re asking for equal profit shares 👏 👏 👏.
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hear me out. the Packers should trade for JAMEIS WINSTON.
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@charliekirk11 Hilarious to watch the whitest white boy disregard racial inequities cause he’s never experienced them.
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@MySportsUpdate He should be going after Kadarius Toney, lined up in the neutral zone, my guy wyd????.
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Mike Tomlin's actual face when asked if the Steelers are looking to add to their WR room. That's the face of a man picturing Brandon Aiyuk in black and gold
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Seeing Mina Kimes and Kay Adams at the same table. Let's go.
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Why do I see a very cute dog.
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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@PartyReaper Glory is great, but what RBs are asked to endure In comparison to what they are paid, how long their careers last because of what they're asked to endure, and the battered bodies they live with once they're retired would make it a pretty easy choice for me, imho.
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Flex: NFL has moved the Dolphins-Browns game out of Sunday Night Football in Week 17 and replaced it with Falcons vs. Commanders.
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I've got to imagine that any of the men in my mentions hyping Deshaun Watson would be calling for an indefinite suspension if Watson ejaculated on them without consent during a massage 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️.
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Travis Kelce is 31 and can’t be fantasy football’s TE1 forever. So who’s next?. TJ Hockenson, right?.
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don't mind me, I'm just obsessively refreshing my timeline until the Dan Campbell locker room speech hits
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this draft is an absolute mess for dynasty. an absolute mess.
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Little known fact: drafting Joe Mixon is actually one way to experiment with the zero-RB strategy.
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If I'm Tyreek Hill, I'd probably rather lose out on a few mil per year and keep chasing those rings with one of the best QBs in the league but that's just me and idk how to properly value a million dollars so my opinion doesn't matter at all.
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I can't get over the fact that Mike Tomlin had to make a choice as to who he trusted more between Chris Boswell and Pressley Harvin and he *really* chose Pressley Harvin. This team is cooked.
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Butt slap from NFL player to cop, in a locker room = Simple assault . Butt slap from a male to a female stranger in bar = Stop being so sensitive, have some fun.
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Absence 👏🏼 of enough 👏🏼 evidence 👏🏼 to bring 👏🏼 criminal charges 👏🏼 is not 👏🏼 the same 👏🏼 as innocence.
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I just want my wife to look at me the way Joe Burrow looks at Ja'Marr Chase.
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truly shocking. spoke to a guy who has a friend who has a cousin whose uncle’s cleaning lady also works at the Steelers facility and she found this crinkled piece of paper on the floor in Omar Khan’s office. WOW.
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Davante Adams is really out here asking for a higher annual average salary than Tom Brady and Matthew Stafford.
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@DianeBreton @gigilarue4 @adribbleofink actively contributing to the world being a cruel place by. treating someone as they want to be treated?
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Phillip Lindsay hitting free agency is about to make Melvin Gordon one of the best values in fantasy football for the 2021 season.
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If you didn’t get Derrick Henry’d this week, you probably got Aaron Jones’d.
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Deshaun Watson is still on the football field. How is he not yet on the commissioner's exempt list. ?. Most respectfully, @NFL, fix this shit.
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“Then to with my third round pick, I drafted Allen Robinson” 😩.
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today is the day!. absolutely amped to be joining the incredible team at @YahooFantasy as an editor as I look to take the next step in this wild ride of a career.
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@SBNation he definitely looks like he wandered into the locker room by accident and decided that he might as well have a beer while he’s there.
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going to bed tonight, knowing that this presidential election has (most likely) decided my fate as a prospective parent (no thanks) & hoping it doesn't also decide the fate of my marriage as a legitimate institution in the US (wow). absolutely fearful of what else is to come.
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How I plan to sleep after watching deshaun Watson take six sacks tonight
Baker Mayfield balling while Watson is struggling hardcore is kind of beautiful.
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George Pickens was the only #Steelers WR to score a receiving touchdown in the 2022 season. Absolutely wild stat. Just wild.
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“This is to a girl who got into my head with all the pretty things she did.” . Happy 3rd anniversary my love! Love this journey for us. 😉 ❤️
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Every time I see Rob Gronkowski begging for USAA insurance and cringe, I am forced to remind myself that USAA hired Rob Gronkowski to beg for USAA insurance, and that also makes me cringe.
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@TomPelissero All of the Bijan Robinson, Drake London and Kyle Pitts fantasy managers seeing the news
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5 players you MUST draft in fantasy football if you want to win your leagues in 2023 🧵.
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“Lemme guess, a four-man league?”.
A look at what the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offense could look like with Antonio Brown.
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@AccountantInc @smalls2672 the fact that you're asking the question tells me you probably shouldn't be making decisions about any woman's body.
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Dak Prescott is a high caliber human being. Impossible to root against.
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“I think even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.” 😍. Happy Anniversary!
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% of WR1 weeks in 2020:. 𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻 - 40%.Calvin Ridley - 40%.Stefon Diggs - 31%.Allen Robinson - 31%.Justin Jefferson - 31%.DK Metcalf - 25%.Mike Evans - 25%. Reminder: Diontae Johnson played fewer than 19 snaps in two games captured in this sample.
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I continue to wonder why in the world Deshaun Watson has not yet been issued a suspension by the NFL. I'm just at a loss. You can "innocent until proven guilty" me as many times as you'd like, but when you hear hoofbeats — or in this case, 23 of them — it's usually a horse.
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Vikings defense ranked TOP 4 in pts allowed in 2 of the last 3 yrs, but y'all are still chirping that Kirk Cousins is holding this team back from a ring.💁♀️. Meanwhile, Cousins:. -13,033 pass yds (5th) .-97 paTDs (5th).-99.7 rtg (7th).-165 atts 20+ yds (t4th).- 7.6 yds/att (t7th)
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Jaylen Warren finishes Week 11 with a cool 36 more rushing yards than Kenny Pickett had passing.
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In his first six NFL seasons, Taysom Hill has made $32.77 million. In his first five NFL seasons, Lamar Jackson has made $32.77 million.
The Saints have restructured the contracts of LB Demario Davis and TE Taysom Hill by converting base salary into a signing bonus, creating $12.724M in 2023 cap space, per source.
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Predicting the No. 1 finisher at each position for #fantasyfootball in 2024. QB: Josh Allen.RB: Bijan Robinson.WR: Justin Jefferson.TE: Dalton Kincaid. Let's hear yours ⬇️
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Guys. Rachaad White might. Not be. Good.
Swift is shredding MIN, +100yds rushing . Rachaad White last week against MIN. 17 att for 39yds
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it sure does feel silly to talk about football today, doesn’t it?.
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*absolute insane missed call that’s immediately apparent upon the first look at a replay*. nfl: “we can’t review that”. but why. nfl: “cause we can’t”. but why. nfl: “idk”.
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absolutely gutted for Josh Allen. six touchdowns, zero turnovers, and it’s still not enough.
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9 times out of 10, the act of veto-ing is more collusion-based than the actual trade they're attempting to veto. veto the veto!.
On today’s episode of, What’s Going On In The Faceoff Facebook Group”. Is the commissioner right here? 👇🏻
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@ada_lluch oh ada. what a simplified view of health you have!. me, a fat girl, has criticized me, the fat girl, endlessly throughout my life. and yet still, somehow, I find myself with perfect cholesterol, hgba1c, and blood pressure despite this big ass booty. weird!.
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It’s Fri-YAY! Ready to share some exciting news. I’ve officially accepted a full-time role with Vox Media as an editorial coordinator supporting the content of DK Nation! 🔥🙌🏻. Next Friday is my last day working as a nurse. The next chapter begins here.
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five years ago, @ballblastem and I were sitting on our couch in Florida watching NFL Network. She looked at me and sighed and talked about how it's her dream to work in the NFL, resigned to the fact that it wouldn't happen. this week, she signed her contract. DREAMS COME TRUE.
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@MattWalshBlog For someone exerting so much toxic masculinity, you sure are sensitive. For anyone who missed Matt on the show, here’s a clip.
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This Tua?? He’s returning to the game??? After this???. NFL, what are we even doing?
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2019 leaders in NFL passer rating from a clean pocket, per @PFF:. Russell Wilson (130.7).Mason Rudolph (127.8) 👀 .Dak Prescott (126.1).Deshaun Watson (123.1).Patrick Mahomes (121.2).
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we don't claim him btw.
ELON MUSK is in the building for the Steelers game tonight with a Terrible Towel. Welcome to Steelers Nation @elonmusk . WOW. 😳🔥.
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Love watching The Price Is Rashee Rice. My favorite game show.
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I challenged Aaron Donald to a benchpress contest 44 days ago and still haven't heard a thing from him. 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗.
I challenged Dr. Fauci to a debate 44 days ago, and still haven’t heard a thing from him…🦗.
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