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@GLchop . 10+ years Fantasy Football Weekly @KFAN1003 / @iheartradio . Uncertified Semi-Amateur Dog Trainer. This is a safe space for Sam Darnold fans.

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Joined March 2012
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Kirk if the Vikings beat the Bills
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
Convinced my dog runs this account
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Thoughts of Dog
5 years
i’m sitting next to the human. as they put on their shoes to leave. i glanced at the door. then slowly up at them. with the widest eyes i could manage. long story short. we’re working from home today
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
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Trevor Lawrence on his way to the hospital to get x-rays
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
I wish Andy Isabella played RB so we could debate If Andy Isabellcow.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
cobra kai is basically the best thing ever
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
@bennyheis Make that 5 TDs
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
I acquired Mark Ingram, Marlon Mack, and Kerryon Johnson in the same trade before the NFL draft.
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faith
5 years
What’s worse than a heartbreak?
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
I have dissected this film in every imaginable way.
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Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😍😇📸😉
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
looks like his O-line is still there too 😬
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Aaron Wilson
5 years
Deshaun Watson took this loss to heart and is already making corrections. Hours after the game, he remains at NRG Stadium working with quarterbacks coach Quincy Avery
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Stella a.k.a Stell Bell, forever the 1.01 12/22/08 - 4/6/22 RIP pretty girl 💔
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Young Fish has taken complete control of the division 2 #SFB12 draft. Legend already
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
WW2 medic. Dentist. Twins fan. RIP Grandpa J
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
"forced" to join twitter ~10 yrs ago. never cared about follower count, and this isn't attempt to gain more (still dgaf about count), but I care about anyone who has followed me over years and shown support. so if you have yet to mute me, like this tweet, and i will follow back.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 months
they need to do a documentary for this waste management open like woodstock ‘99
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Um
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
i will be logging off TWITTER for a bit
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Adam Schefter
6 months
Panthers are expected to interview Eagles’ offensive coordinator Brian Johnson for their head coaching job, per source.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
@Ihartitz Unused time = FAAB
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
@TheNyNy7 no one knows who you are without fantasy football
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 years
He called it
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McNeil
6 years
This is the part in the horror flick where you thought the bad guy was dead but he comes back so you have to subject him to a more horribly thorough death to end it. #WhateverItTakes
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
Time to cut out the middle man
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Sauce Gardner will never pay for a meal in MN ever again
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Juuuuust a bit upside
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Rob Friedman
3 years
Gregory Soto, Elevated 98mph Fastball. Very elevated.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Doped up but tumor free
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Sam Darnold to Dan Arnold, get F’n used to it
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Carson Wentz threw this
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
@WorldWideWob BOLS ON PARADE
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
you have no idea how bad the “it’s just 5 bucks” crowd has fucked us
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Joe Pompliano
6 months
NBC says 23 million people streamed last night's Chiefs-Dolphins game on Peacock. That shatters the previous NFL streaming record (15 million) & makes it the most-streamed event in U.S. history. Safe to say we'll be getting more streaming-exclusive playoff games in the future.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
everyone seems to be forgetting that hunt, zeke, and lenny are going to get signed and nuke 3 backfields. the collective adp shift will be massive
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 years
In a 12-team league, the 69th overall pick is 6.9
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
in the event you missed this face melter, here you go. jimi would be proud
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
There’s a tumor in my sweet Stell Bell’s belly. She’s over 12, and if going the exploratory route, there’s no guarantee it’s operable. Not sure of end game for this tweet, but just putting it into existence.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
another flight to CLT, this time for good. ✌️MN, I’ll miss you
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
Missed this somehow, quite the honor
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
My theory on Kirk Cousins is he’s a very good quarterback but will never give his full heart to the Vikings, because when he first got here, they took him to Capital Grille and not Manny’s. Tape don’t lie.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
@ScottFish24 really missed out on min-sanity..
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
“Think you holdin' weight, then you haven't met the apes.” -X $AMC
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 months
My grandpa passed away this morning. Wasn't sudden but it sucks. He was my last living grandparent. If you have any left, reach out today.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
please save us, Joe Burrow
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
Having a shit day in counter strike
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 months
I bet $1 moneyline on every underdog. $32. Results below.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
I bet this is when they get that new rail by the tunnel
@Commanders
Washington Commanders
2 years
Not a date you’ll want to miss
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
The only claim made this week #Ruby
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
we were watching competitive paint drying in April and people are complaining about the football game tonight. unF’n believable
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
FINALLY
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 years
Just found the only NFL Draft guy I’m going to listen to moving forward...
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Dane Brugler
6 years
#Colorado RB Phillip Lindsay had a 4.39 40-yard dash and 35.5" vertical at CU's pro day. He was a top-3 Combine snub and has a draftable grade from me. Love his tape.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
patriots understandably struggling in their 1st regular season game
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 month
For accountability: 10 days no booze. Going for 100
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
I have limited reach, but wanted to make it clear I'm all-in supporting every woman who needs it, and the entire LGBTQ community. 110% an ally ☮️
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Free this poor kid
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
When’s the last time we saw a pair of these in MLB? Hentgen? @UniWatch
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
Greatness in the house @GopherSoftball
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
December 37, 2020
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
Watching I Love Lucy (that’s right) and Lucy rocking a Cleveland look I have never seen @UniWatch
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
@dog_feelings Amazing timing
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Appreciate everyone who has shown concern. Stella is still here but quality of life has become a concern. Please continue to send good vibes and love your pets hard ✌️
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Give your dog an extra hug and an extra treat tonight. Do it for he/she and me.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
urine trouble
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Adam Schefter
3 years
Cowboys’ RT La'el Collins was suspended by the NFL after trying to bribe the league's drug-test collector, sources told ESPN.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
“It’s first and goal and in comes James Conner”
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MERLINA ADDAMS
3 years
This Griffon Vulture with a massive wingspan being released into the wild.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
He’s supposed to do this in the woods
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
7 months
Al Michaels looking at Mike McDaniels’ fit
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
@PaulCharchian crimpin ain't easy
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
impervious to dildo slaps in the pocket, he’s on his way
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 years
RBs w/more runs of 15+ yards than the ELECTRIC Jet McKinnon: J-Stew Alf Ameer Abdullah Gore Lat Murray Powell Crowell Blount Darkwa Jet also outside of top 30 in breakaway % (AP's was higher!) ... yeesh. h/t @PFF
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
Today would have been Stella’s 15th bday. HBD stell🔔
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
@BMileskiKFAN @PaulCharchian @GLchop you're not even beating your battery %
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
stell bell had a setback in rehab and we are bummed. we’re not done ballin yet though. send the vibes
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
unfortunately we’re back to not feeling so good. dog arthritis is a mofo. plz send stell bell more good vibes if possible
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 years
Just getting warmed up in MN #FantasyCares #ToysForTots
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
i appreciate all the kind words. i still plan to do FFW
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
6 months
another flight to CLT, this time for good. ✌️MN, I’ll miss you
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
1️⃣3️⃣🥳
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Antonio Brown may be acting out of the ordinary but at least he’s not actively trying to scam insurance benefits from USAA
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
Aaron’s family might even hug him after that one
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
i miss my best friend
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
oh no i'm losing followers b/c i'm badmouthing barstool
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
ruby’s 1st bday, give it up for her
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Die Hard soundtrack and hit random
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McNeil
2 years
You have the #1 pick in the Christmas music draft- what song are you taking?
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
when you wake up on your buddy’s couch with your phone and wallet with all your credit cards intact
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
About to lose grandparent 3 of 4. Appreciate your legends while you can.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
I still miss my dogge, like a lot
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
@NFL The 8/2 split is ridiculous. You guys are a joke. LAC/ATL and LV/JAX should also be late afternoon. You give the Rams a break with start time going East but not the Chargers and Raiders? Do better.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Many thanks to everyone who reached out re: Stella. Those with dog pics/stories are uber appreciated. We are gonna get that F’n tumor out. Zod bless you all, esp. the pups
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
I might start a high steaks league where everyone gets stoned, eats ribeyes, and then we draft.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
4 years
dear @Apple , I fucking never use the word "ducking" so please stop
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Give your dog an extra hug and an extra treat tonight. Do it for he/she and me.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Eagles/Mets fan spotted in 3 Men and a Little Lady. Totally normal @uniwatch
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
need to drop player for Waller insurance and the only ones you want to part with played stupid TNF
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
Breakfast of champions
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
the Vikings/Bears rivalry is getting blown way out of proportion. You can’t hate each other that much when you drink wine and cry together about the Packers after every season
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
@JoseCanseco who does he think he is, barry bonding?
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 month
For accountability: 10 days no booze. Going for 100
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
@Raiders @tae15adams I have watched this at least 15 times, which is also how many yards Davante Adams averages per catch. I would not know that if not for Jeremiah, who did an awesome job 👏
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
no matter what game/sport he is calling, Kevin Harlan makes it so much better
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Oh my zod the last goedert catch did it. Had to sweat the fear of hurts kneeling it at end but they ran it for some glorious dumb reason. LFG
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
1 year
drinks on me
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Didn’t know Tags but my condolences to those who did. I do know it’s a huge loss for all of fantasy football. RIP
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
this photo encapsulates me at this point of the offseason. i also still miss Stella like a motherfucker, but we all will push on
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
3 years
Minshew should have moved to Minneapolis today
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
Spending all my FAAB in Week 1. Huge upside
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
2 years
so they’re just gonna packet up and leave?
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Andrew Fillipponi
2 years
Breaking: Heinz Field is no more. The ketchup giant will not extend its naming rights deal for 2022. Sources say a new name for the stadium could be announced this week.
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Brian Johnson (Sam Darnold stan)
5 years
Holy shit they did it
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