@CooperLawrence
When I was 19, I worked at Red Robin and they had everything on one giant menu. It was always the men that would say, "Can I have a BIGGER menu?"
*insert sympathy laugh*
@kirstie_talbot
Not necessarily. I mean, he'll probably eventually keep you from seeing friends and family and bury you under the porch at some point but you might get a couple good years beforehand
If you're on the fence about having children, just remember last night the apple of my eye said, "Mom, I'm trying to imitate your laugh but I can't do the double chin".
@adamtotscomix
I would argue your home is actually minimalist in a sense as you've designed it so well without it feeling overwhelming and cluttered. It looks great!
I often wonder which horrible disease will be my eventual demise but I imagine it will be whatever microwaving my coffee in a dollar store mug for the last 15 years gives me
My 11 year old told me she wants a summer job and is insisting on giving me all her earnings to help pay bills. With my eyes instantly filling with tears, I looked at her and said, "You're damn right you will, you freeloader"
@caseydanielee
I always wondered why the fun has to stop as we get older. I want scenic paint on the walls, a TV with cool shows playing and a lollipop more now than I did as a kid.
My daughter looked at our jar of thick and chunky salsa and said, "Look Mom, it's named it after you".
It's obvious my former daughter got her sense of humor from me