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@FeyHaeven

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Current obsession: In Stars and Time Greatsword main. I like monhun, pokemon and dnd. 30. Suffolk, UK. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️

Suffolk, UK
Joined January 2013
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@FeyHaeven
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@Ranting_Trans That's not petty at all. That's kinda... normal? I mean pretty generous to say the least. Like venomously generous
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@Corkyaaaaa If this is how much they struggle with one steak then you don't have to worry much about your cat eating your corpse before you're eventually found
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@jam_etc I will never forget this
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@Ranting_Trans He doesn't have any space left for his lunch though
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@FeyHaeven
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@Saberspark So sad DW didn't become the ruler of a dystopic future
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@FeyHaeven
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@Elamimaxima But doctor, I WAS Sam
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@twinkbride Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started with this
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@AlexOfAqua I've been sitting on this true statement for several years now
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@FeyHaeven
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@Arc_Hammer89 Not a phrase to be taken out of context
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@FeyHaeven
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@aretheygay I JUST got to the part in hbomb's video about you as I was reading this tweet, and goddamn did I do the thing with so much enthusiasm
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@FeyHaeven
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@thefanwithapla1 For "not real work" you sure seem to consume a lot of their goods and services judging from your likes
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@keffals "No. Women have eggs inside them" Ok
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@shockproofbeats Had to brush the dust off my tiktok to find this in my favorites
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@SalemPierce The pilot goes into a nosedive just to get these people in their seats and sucking on an oxygen mask to keep them quiet
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@AtomicDarth @GatorsDaily I was thinking guacodile
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3 years
@24bit_princess @helleboreheart Oof. My mother is incredibly tonedeaf to most issues, but I think she's coping by referring to me in very neutral language, whether she agrees with me or not. Passivity at least feels better than obstinance
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@judgementshae My takeaway from this is that if you're a trans man and you don't practise marksmanship and swordplay then what are you doing with yourself
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@mikeybee33 *you can reach me on my cell at any time because I can't afford a general anaesthetic
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@PokemonGems Had something similar happen to Jake the dog years ago
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@Bottles_GSC 2008? That place had Sonic dropping frames in 1998
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@StopTweetingMia Could also accept that comedy changes and you can't just expect to ride off the same shit for going on 30 years
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@noodleshopkenz Shout out to Bigtop Burger for offering completely wholesome clowns.
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@shaun_vids It's as if, in a two party system, neither party actually represents your interests or values
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Hey @RRollplaying tell me what you think Shitty Character Idea: A Pact of the Tome Warlock who got in a little too deep when she tidied her teenage son's room and read what she thought was his diary #dnd
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@Sarahg709 Niiiice. That didn't take long at all. Maybe I should make a gfm for a transphobe's free advertisement
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@theangelremiel Why is everyone posting this picture whenever someone asks where the meeting is?
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@BeccaBeckery Don't people in the US have to worry about super exoensive ambulance call-outs if you call 911? Is this really the only/best option? I mean that could partly be why people in anaphylactic shock say not to call.
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@Toadsanime Messiah_oof.mp3
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@JoCat105 Jocat proceeds to shoot himself in the head like in Persona 3 and summons Mara.
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@marisharaygun Chef. He'll get into such detail they'll have to release a critical role recipe book by the campaign's halfway point.
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@marcusjdl Writer of Wizard Hitler engages in extreme irony
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: An orphaned wizard that seeks to gain more knoweldge and power so that they can cast Legend Lore on themselves in hopes of finding out who their parents are. #DnD
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@JackRipperz The comedically wrong opinion of a character with a 7 in intelligence
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@calificio The Enigma of Amigara Fault would be @TiredActor 's favorite manga. Anytime someone fits snugly in a hole she'd be like
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@XEXEEZY I didn't even realise it was a birdhouse until just now and my overall reaction was: "Wait what omg that's so cute! Noooo don't remove it you funless bastards!"
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@sophie_frm_mars @Trans_Writes "I would simply posit that anyone who works as a member of the Conservative Party of Great Britain is by definition a bigger threat to women and women’s rights than I could ever be." Ain't that the truth
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@DanCasey Are they... you know...
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@mountbellyache Imagine a Tesla running over Paul McCartney on Abbey Road. The company would crumble to absolutely nothing
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: A Light Domain Cleric who works as a detective. Casting the Light spell actually produces a blacklight that they use to search for clues. #DnD
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@smilingnodding "I will now leave Earth for no raisin" comes to mind a lot when I know I have to go shopping but can't remember what I needed to buy
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@EclipseRiggs Having no bloodborne knowledge I just thought it was for grandpa to switch from bludgeoning damage to slashing damage.
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: A druid that knows the truth. Horses aren't real. They wild shape in accordance with this fact. #DnD
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@fayemikah No it was Rebecca J. Rosen. It says right there
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@beaulavorregard Laura Bailey 😍 (how is there not a harp emoji!?)
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@KillJamesBond I totally forgot about this. The royal mail guy responded... a little strangely to me opening the door
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@PatrickRothfuss I finished The Slow Regard of Silent Things today and I would die for Fulcrum.
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@lordbeef Oh wait! Is it like Erika?
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: Warlocks can lose their power by disobeying their patron and clerics/paladins can find that their gods can no longer hear them. This druid is having an existential magic block after causing a devastating forest fire. #DnD
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@lordbeef Like "Eureka! I've done it! I've transitioned!"
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@cwicseolfor @eddylindenstein Yeah, plane crashes aren't contagious
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: A Warforged Rogue with the Actor feat who can openly lie using other people's voices and cause scandals by claiming that they actually playing mechanised recordings of who they're impersonating.
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@itssamanthaaaa_ Donated. I hope you get that surgical restraining order against your brother soon.
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@RobbieW60688866 A cigar cutter will do
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@MNateShyamalan @zachsilberberg Oh my god it's real. Who the hell did they make this for? The overlap on the Venn Diagram of Scooby Doo fans and HBO cartoon fans is a spec of dust
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@RinRinYikes @KyuubiNoTenshi The tiniest fucking pause, but it says so much 😂
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@Ranting_Trans Let's wait and see if a couple of the actors have to drop out of some shooting days at the last minute
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@lordbeef I don't even think I can tell how I'm supposed to read or pronounce that. Is it supposed to be like Eureka?
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@LeftAtLondon Someone put a dash of pepper in her food
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@NoseworthyChase Even funnier when you imagine it in Gale's voice
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@ThatJakePC I mean yeah. It made a perfect escalation of villains, each with their own motives and acting independently up towards an incredible climax. Even with 1 perfect design from the beginning, the story wouldn't have been as good
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@RRollplaying Shitty Item Idea: Butter Knife: This +x dagger oozes butter. #DnD
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I already have 18 fleshed out characters written, but I'm thankful for @RRollplaying because now I truly will never run out of interesting dnd character options
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@Gingerhazing Also consistently gets high rolls
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@PetriClub The Reverend Mother hearing Margot:
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@No7Sammy Every day with this woman
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@danielwartist How did they test that theory out I wonder
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@fanfiction_txt "Jotaro, you fool! Capitalism stifles innovation, slowing it to a turtle's pace" said Shadow the Hedgehog. I dunno, I haven't actually read the fic
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@lordbeef Yeah no that spelling is a straight up crime
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@TheBustyCryptid A flightless bee looks like such a cute pet. Poor thing, though 😢 I would wanna build a paradise for it too
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@sesseluis Tell me that you haven't seen much art or heard much music without actually telling me
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@TheToadKing Weird. All these forklifts are on water. Did anyone install water alarms in the building?
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@Dean_the_human You're welcome ☺
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@16bitbox Shrinkflation will eventually hit the straightywaighty and it'll be renamed to straggot
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@TheDj343 @HatokTalk Worse. SotC didn't have yellow handholds placed at convenient distances from each other. You had to actually use your brain and find a way up and around things
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@ankharel FIVE times!? Damn gurl that's a fist of death
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@RRollplaying Shitty Character Idea: An Oath of Devotion Paladin who has spent their life pledged to defend a small town from frequent invasion. They've always dreamed of travelling but to do so would surely leave everyone unsafe and break their oath. #DnD
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@sofiabuffgf Whether that happens or not, this feels like a win-win
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@BenInLDN Great start. Gfys Truss
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@WGME Aquaman will soon put it up on airbnb
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@3rdFleetHunter Raviente knew you don't suffer fall damage and had to finish the job itself. Also, we need more of this
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@its_hipolita I am pretty perplexed by the "it's finally happened," like you fully expected this behaviour from the start
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@AllaireMatt Some people clearly have enough time on their hands to enjoy life while I'm over here working 40 hours a week
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@SwordSaint892 Well, but they're not the same 🤣
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@goblintoad I too can hold 6 books in my head. I can even rotate them all
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@KatyMontgomerie Sure. "GC" sites. That's what they are...
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