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Twitch schedule for the week. it's Wolfenoot this Saturday so we're playing the ultimate wolf game, Okami!. No stream on Wednesday
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if you masturbate you'll have the arm strength to pull yourself back up.
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"what was her problem?" is maybe the most progressive line ever produced for The Simpsons.
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why do we have such powerful consoles with menus so much worse than this.
random PS3 fact: you can actually control the particles on the XMB home screen by moving your controller
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it's honestly kinda fucked up that Vegeta isn't allowed to preserve his near dead culture.
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this is how every remaster of a 7th gen game looks.
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Dragon Ball is genuinely probably one of the most important pieces of fiction ever made.
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it's incredibly british to think britain deserves its own school and then all of america only needs two schools.
JK rowling should have been cancelled a decade ago just for having such horrendous world building
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do you think stuff like this is why they cast them as Senshi.
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villain redemption arc where they have to save the corrupted hero.
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please. modern movie writers. I'm begging you. you don't have to undermine every serious moment with a joke. you're allowed to have a sincere 30 seconds.
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this is actually more devious than negative review bombing.
Steam users are review-bombing Hi-Fi RUSH after Tango's gameworks closure . but Positively. it is now Xbox and Bethesda's highest-rated VideoGame ever.
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I don't know anything about how this turned out but I think trying to turn a character defined by wanting to kill puppies into modern harley quinn is one of the most deranged things hollywood has done for a premise.
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reminded of this weird joke where Bart tries a God of War demo at E3 and beats it in 5 seconds and the dev is mortified
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fundamentally unappealing way to market any game.
Do you miss when Zelda was distinct dungeons and not copy paste open world garbage?! 😇. Me too! Check out Veritus on steam.
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I feel like literally like 6 months ago people were talking about how silly a premise it was in games like Bomb Rush Cyber Funk that cops would blow such insane resources on graffiti artists.
LAPD is cracking down on the graffiti artists tagging these abandoned skyscrapers
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do you think they might have pushed the announcement up in light of some sort of recent controversy.
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media companies put diversity in bad situations so they can generate "data" that says they have to get rid of it.
Disney leadership reportedly put a large part of the failure of ‘LIGHTYEAR’ down to the same-sex kiss. Continuous notes were then given to animators to make Riley come across as “less gay” in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’. (Source:
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this is a pretty recurring thing in t he series, Pokemon is a semi utopic setting, but Jesse and James fell through the cracks, and internalized it as their own failure.
Finding out Jessie was denied entrance into nursing school because she couldn’t afford it (she was poor) and even when she found a loophole (entering a nursing school of Chanesy) was still denied leading her to a life of crime is actually kinda wild.
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I'd personally just vanish from all public spaces if someone donated 10,000 dollars on my behalf because I refused to back down and donate it myself.
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if Nintendo released a controller where razor blades popped out for half a second every time you made Mario jump, two generations later people would be asking "where's the razor blades?".
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fetishizing shoplifting not out of necessity but as a pathetic privileged "quirk" is ugly ugly ugly.
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important to remember that Anakin coined the term transgender in the Star Wars universe.
THE SECRETS OF THE CLONE TROOPERS includes a first look at Sister, a trans woman clone trooper 🏳️⚧️. Rex’s description of Sister in the book reads: “When one of our kind expressed her gender identity differently than her fellow troopers, she featured she’d have to hide who she
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hit me that this looks like an ad for an internet plan that talks about how your gamer time is too precious to waste on low speed internet
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I regret to inform people who didn't actually grow up in this era that this would probably be hot garbage.
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unless you're deep into KH this won't mean much to you but this is THE most elaborate scene recreation in all of Smash Bros
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oh I thought this post was recent.
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people living in the culture war are never gonna beat the "don't actually play any video games" allegations
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have you seen how good metal gear solid games are.
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I've seen some people lamenting the feeling that people are moving on from talking about Palestine and Just wanna say don't be fooled and disheartened by that because it's so brazenly not the case.
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I like how for once there was something unambiguously good going on in the star wars community and disney was like "what the fuck we gotta put a stop to that".
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this is crazy can you imagine if someone tried to say this about the PS6.
I absolutely 100% agree with Max here, The Switch 2 is the most Meh Nothing Burger Device ever, with the most uneventful Reveal ever in the history of gaming, this is so bad that Investors didn't even wait 5 minutes to say " nahhh thanks we're out ", This shouldn't be called a
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the most hauntingly realistic part of Majora's Mask is how many people are stuck doing their 9 to 5 for the last 3 days of their life.
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this is why yoshi refuses to do his taxes.
US Government Stole Yoshi's Island Music For Flash Games About Recycling
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this was a misunderstanding, what they mean is there's a different ending depending on if the audience finds all the emeralds.
I can confirm that the Sonic Movie has 2 Post Credits scenes. One Mid-Credits and another 1 or 2 minutes after the mid-credits one. #SonicMovie
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crazy to have lived long enough to see people unironically argue that it makes sense to mistake Shadow for Sonic.
okay last time Im gonna talk about this. here's a diagram on why Terios's new quills don't work for me. pretend you have no idea who Shadow is, and you're a G.U.N agent reviewing security camera footage
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this is how they design special attacks in Kingdom Hearts.
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classic video game FF7 well known for its easily readable environments
"But without the paint, people would easily miss what you're supposed to do!". Maybe if modern AAA games didn't regularly sacrifice readable environments for the sake of ultra-realism that wouldn't be a problem?.
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I saw someone say how the concept of child online safety fell by the wayside the moment they became a profitable demographic. and yeah.
The erasure of free, safe websites aimed for kids in this age of the internet is genuinely terrifying.
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this is what happens when you only perceive flaws as problems to be solved and not an artistic tool.
Silent Hill fans: 2 is awesome but the combat sucked . Konami: *drops a trailer to highlight a change in perspective and give a taste of the combat*. Silent Hill fans: WHAT IS THIS RESIDENT EVIL 4?? IS THIS AN ACTION GAME HOW COULD YOU WHY ARE YOU FORCING US TO FIGHT
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it's genuinely such a shame that PS2 transparency tech is basically a lost art now.
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crazy that JK Rowling can scream "I'M PRO HATE CRIMES" and people still play dumb and go "I don't understand why people are so weird about her".
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NOT EVEN LEAKED. HE LITERALLY SAID THERE WAS NO POINT IN GIVING THE GAMES CUTSCENES BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THEM ON YOUTUBE. THEN LATER HE SAID THEY INSTEAD USED THAT TO MAKE FANCY CHARACTER TRAILERS AND PEOPLE CHEERED LIKE THAT'S BETTER.
really rules how smash bros got to actually feel like a crossover game once, then never again because sakurai was upset that cutscenes got leaked or whatever.
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the idea that turn based combat is something you can just toggle is a level of not engaging with video games on any level I don't think I've seen until now.
Hot take .Turn based combat ruins games and should always be an optional combat method. How many of you actually find this fun?.Baldurs Gate 3
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you can't, they literally had to stop because investors hated it, and also Reggie isn't the president of NOA anymore and Doug Bowser doesn't have any charisma.
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man I'm so glad Nintendo is proactive about improving their own games because when I said this kind of time wasting was a bad thing in Mario games I had literally thousands of people saying I was just mad I was bad at the games.
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what the fuck kind of pressure are they putting on kids these days.
i feel bad for not having a job at 19 cause i unironically feel like this image
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most batman villains have a baked in weakness to anybody who would laugh at them and call them names.
if Spider-Man & Batman switched Cities, who has more difficulty with the villains?
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really feels like something written by a parent who thinks they're wasting money buying games for t heir kids when they're just gonna beat them and ask for a new game.
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Shadow battling his literal demons and reliving his trauma so he can make it in time for the Generations finale to say this
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it's actually not. an engineer friend of mine ran a simulation and everything. the moon getting hit on the corner like that would 100% introduce rotation to it. I doubt Izuka really thought about that, but it actually does check out.
When asked about the destroyed moon being seemingly restored in games after Sonic Adventure 2, Takashi Iizuka stated that the moon rotated to show it's good side. This is scientifically impossible.
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@HatokTalk the GBA version will have incredibly low quality screenshots from the movie with white text on a black background that says dear god anything but lines that were in the movie.
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game of the year might be tight this year but this is imge of the year
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it's kinda insane to think of where we're at since the YTP content of old. siivagunner's existence is crazy
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something nice about Sony becoming unable to release a video game is we don't get much of these gifs anymore.
Customers receiving their God of War Ragnarök keys for pre-load.
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the contrast of the last ten years of Sonic cowardice to this level of being back is unreal.
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"This Sony game has the best *gameplay mechanic*". "*Gameplay mechanic* or impressive animations again?". ". Impressive animations again".
Even more footage from THE BEST BOSS BATTLE OF THE PS5/XBOX SERIES X GENERATION(aka 9th gen)!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
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that nintendo copyright thing is so funny what do you mean "Nintendo games are simply above the law"
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actually insane Israel is saying stuff like "we made the desert green" and was just being publicly accepted for all these years, propaganda is fucking scary.
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sorry to say but shonen fights usually barely even have what I'd be willing to call choreography, the genre you're looking for is "kung fu movie".
Still blows my mind that Dreamworks Animation basically made a shonen level fight sequence
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games where the main character is arrested on false pretenses due to a character called Shadow.
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no that's the most exciting part, Korra's world is so cool seeing how bending was commoditized and integrated into society. lightning bending going from a dangerous art mastered by a select few to part of your 9 to 5 is amazing world building.
in the next Avatar series are any of you concerned about another technology time jump? the advancements that took place between atla and lok was slightly off putting for me🤔
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I like how this is the line people have to focus on because there's literally no other real references.
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why are people so desperate the exonerate disney of their scarily blatant shitty practices.
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You've been visited by the unnecessarily threatening Mario and Link of Sudden Smash Bros Announcements.RT or they'll literally just fucking kill you
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thinking about how someone tried to do that "oh this is just a sily game about devils fighting with swords it's not too serious you don't need to go hard for Vergil's theme" and then the composer QRT'd them going "are you insane Capcom's standards for that song were super high".
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JoCat thing is another really good example of the internet punishing being "cringe" astronomically harder than anybody who actually did anything bad.
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I didn't realize what was happening here. Red's putting on a voice and slipped
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you know someone's got nothing but good points to bring to the table when all they can think about is a years old clip of someone being bad at video games.
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the fact that Zelda games never broke 10 million and generally rested below 4 million is a good example of why you should roll your eyes at anybody presenting sales over a million as a failure.
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love pbsessive weirdoes not only assuming the Hbomb video is all about the internet historian but immediately going defence mode despite the fact that the video got taken down by a legitimate copyright claim
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this is the kid's show equivalent of when a comedian says "pronouns am I right?".
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I feel like the nerdy side of creation puts out a lot of the best stories but nerds as an audience are utterly transfixed by the idea of constant rational borderline meta-aware choices being made by all parties at all times.
I don't think people still grasp how stupid this scene is. It'd be like a civilian trying to take a bullet for wolverine.
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Nintendo is literally the only one of the big three not on fire right now.
Nintendo is the most washed gaming company of all time wdym the Switch 2 is as powerful as THE FUCKING BASE PS4 THAT CONSOLE IS A DECADE OLD 😭😭😭.
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nintendo fans coming up the worst solutions to problems that shouldn't exist.
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people always find new and exciting ways to blame anybody but studio executives for destroying the entertainment industry.
I was discussing this issue with friends. It's frustrating when I'll hear some people get mad that their shows get cancelled yet they were watching or downloading it illegally and those views and downloads, now in the MILLIONS these days, don’t count for a show’s ratings at all!
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this one thing might be a perfect example of why polish and chasing down every last bug is not always for the best. Sabin is not meant to be able to do this, it was an oversight, but they kept it in every subsequent version, and now we get stuff like this.
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I'm losing it they tricked people into playing a Final Fantasy game
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wow, so during my Shadow the Hedgehog stream someone said they'd like to see someone break down the reasoning behind each ending name in that game, and I said that'd probably be an insane amount of work. but lo and behold
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one of the worst things disney has done is erase the concept of sequels from the mainstream
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love the extra touristy angle that in order to keep their transphobia consistent there are now people calling Vivian "he" for the first time fuckin' EVER.
We now have definitive proof that if a character looked at the camera and said “i am transgender” people would still argue that they arent
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