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#FPL 21/22 - 53k 🌍 22/23 - 36k 🌍 23/24 - 4.7k 🌍 24/25 - TBC 🌍 (Retweets and Likes =/= endorsement) ⚫️⚪️ @NUFC Gallowgate End ST holder

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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
27 days
@afc_coulter “Final supper” hahaha also the boxer isn’t even trans you melon she just fell slightly outside the testosterone level rules despite being born a woman. You won’t even know what you’re angry about you idiotic freak.
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@FPLAlfie
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@juloof1 @sharrond62 Khelif is a biological female
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@FPLAlfie
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@HarrySamuel @korejay The white guy started asking him for a fight…
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@FPLAlfie
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@paddypower Meanwhile Schar’s red card…
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@JenrelLouis @sobrickaey @pyjamas_black It’s the renters posting this not the landlord
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@FPLAlfie
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@BigJimUTS Hahahaha enjoy your train home
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@FPLAlfie
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@fionnviteza Tbf they posted a map of the route that actually disproves what they’re claiming… He didn’t go to the most northern point of Africa
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@LazyFPL 42 with 4 to play = 168 Doesn’t feel like I’m having an elite week so far…
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@R0WLLER @CrossFitGames They are getting sued into the ground and it’s long overdue. An absolute shambles of an organisation.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
19 days
@diverbuzz @CrossFitGames About time that CrossFit (as an organisation and not a sport) is sued into the ground and goes into administration. Terribly managed organisation.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@JonnyAManning Please can you answer why you have decided not to include the actual tweets/comments that resulted in her ban, beyond vague references to her being “gender critical”?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
3 months
@SwedishRumble It’s almost impressive how bad this take is and how much you’ve managed to drag it out with such little understanding of the practical and legal circumstances. Bravo.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@adam7485 It’s a design feature to represent our home and away kit colours. Snowflake.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
10 days
@ellis_platten I murdered someone yesterday. But don’t worry, that’s in the past now.
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@FPLAlfie
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@KanjiFPL He’s not even in the top 80 players nearest to a price drop on fpl statistics
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@fpl_tactician This rigid dogma that you should never transfer goalkeepers (for no clear reason at all) is maybe why you’re 600k. Inflexible and unable to properly adapt. learn from this and come back a better manager.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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WC6 is going to be triple City, triple Arsenal and Mbeumo, isn’t it? #FPL
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@FPLAlfie
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@GuntherEagleman @akafacehots You’ve just been calling Imane Khelif, someone who menstruates, a man for a week straight. Which is it? Can’t have it both ways.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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🚨 Marc Guehi to Newcastle United, there we land!!! ✈️⚫️⚪️ 🔜 #NUFC #CPFC
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
10 days
@FPLMate 0.16 xG and 0.08 xA
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@FPL__Raptor Has to be the best cheap FPL asset of all time? None from previous seasons have scored like this or been in the captaincy discussions as much as this
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@FootyHumour You have never actually been to a football match, have you?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
26 days
@bindelj @seaningle She got punched once by another biological female and gave up. Pretty pathetic for someone going to the OLYMPICS for BOXING, if you ask me.
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@FPLAlfie
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@F4STFATI @6ixwontmiss BA degree does not mean a degree in art… Loads of those subjects you mention are actually BA (Bachelor of Arts) degrees…
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@FPLAlfie
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@illiam_william They’re going to get sued into the ground and it’s long overdue. An absolutely horrendously-managed organisation.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
19 days
@LouieAngelCF @strugacademic @camdencwilson Yeah he’s criticising CrossFit the company, not functional fitness as a methodology…
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@Havertzdinho_ @esauceah Why are Leverkusen generally hated in Germany?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
19 days
@LutonTown Why does the ‘L’ touch the ‘U’ but no other letters touch at all? Get a refund from the graphic designers you instructed for this.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@KanjiFPL Really doubt it, ownership not high enough
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@FPLAlfie
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@TheCinnamonBBun @camdencwilson 2 lifeguards on paddle boards is nowhere near enough for an 80 person open water swim. They should also have boats/jet skis etc.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@thefplbois They ain’t ready
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@tylerAV_1 @gw850 Why? Because Watkins isn’t good enough or confident enough at them to take them for his team? Skill issue on his behalf, that
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
28 days
@BurtMaclin_FBI @jk_rowling None of the people involved in this are transgender
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@Terfs_R @seaningle No point cheering for her anymore, she’s been knocked out 👍
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@J98058617 @fionnviteza His feat is harder, maybe, but it’s not the same thing as that other guy is doing. So the guy doing the thing now will actually be the first person to do what he’s doing.
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@FPLAlfie
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@Rob50736051 @Dino542394091 Implicit consent to physical contact when engaging in sport: Most of the physical contacts of ordinary life are not actionable because they are impliedly consented to by all who move in society and so expose themselves to the risk of bodily contact: Collins v Wilcock [1984].
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@FPLAlfie
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@DiffyFPL You can, at the expense of your midfield and attack, as you’ve demonstrated
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@JenrelLouis @sobrickaey @pyjamas_black You have no grasp of property law
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@FPLMate Same logic applies to his minutes
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@FPLAlfie
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@salibaba_ @afc_coulter A) The opening ceremony was actually based on a Greek painting of the Olympic gods (because it’s the Olympics). B) The boxer isn’t even trans, she was born a woman and simply fell slightly outside the testosterone range rules.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@FPL__Raptor Good thing we all played optimally and saved our wildcards huh
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@BAShelley @DadShammdad You cannot simply waiver away gross negligence with regards to safety and death/injury
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@calumgoddard This is one of those podcasts you have to listen back a second time and take notes. Insightful.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@GianniButtice This applies to every single player in the game that you do not own in every single GW
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@livermorej92 @FPLMate I don’t get this… It’s literally just red and purple to represent the colours of our home and away kits. Colours are gay now? Odd bunch.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@jasebyjason You’re missing possibly the biggest factor, homophobia
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
20 days
@WillStillness @NE5westend Hahaha no you aren’t you fucking melon
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@FPLAlfie
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22 days
@CFCMod_ @Ivegottoomuch Would place focus on sprinters having to also learn to be good jumpers so they could jump feet first to cross the finish line. Current rules keep focus on running and nothing else.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
19 days
@intentdev2024 @diverbuzz @CrossFitGames The world doesn’t revolve around America. I’m from Britain.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@ArcoTheFox @fokawolf @vulpeculauk Nothing gets past you does it
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@bazza080808 @JonnyAManning No, Twitter abuse is irrelevant to the legal challenge. The reasoning for her ban is fundamentally relevant. It is the very basis of the story.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
3 months
@UTDDengv2 @centregoals @JacobSteinberg He just bet on games, Paqueta was involved in spot fixing
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@tylerAV_1 @gw850 Keep convincing yourself that any team in world football takes Oliver Watkins over Isak, ‘mush’
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@LetsTalk_FPL @FPL_Geir Who said you have to have 15 DGW players for the 37 BB?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
1 month
@FPLMattW Double Villa defence a bit overkill
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@AccSpaceCadet @OldGreyEyeTest @footballontnt Isak is passing to Almiron. Darwin is passing to Salah.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@FPLMate He’s 24 until he becomes 25. That’s how it works.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@HinduMonkey The funniest thing is that he claims he isn’t a Tottenham fan for some odd reason
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@F4STFATI @Hercxle_poirot “Bachelor of Arts” does not mean “art” as in drawing and painting. He’s got a degree in Communication and Media, with industry experience. He’ll get a job just fine.
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPLProp Go back to 4chan
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@FPLMattW Why would you pick him over Andreas Pereira with the exact same fixtures and at the exact same price though?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@FootbalIhub I can, because he’s asking for obscene wages that he doesn’t deserve
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPL__Raptor We’re winning the fucking lot this year that’s what
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@FPLfrasier You just paid over twice as much as the next highest bidder for a teenager?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
4 months
@FPLProp Yeah I’m really getting punished here, wish I saved my FH for this week so I could FH in… Exactly the same team that I currently have
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPLProp Are you on crack?
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@FPLAlfie
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@F4STFATI @Hercxle_poirot Communication and Media is a pretty in-demand field.
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPL_Gundo “If he looks set to start” Found your major issue buddy
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@FPLgrassfc @FPLFocal There will be more than 4 players in the Liverpool lineup mate don’t worry
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@laura_woodsy @CerealKillerStu The IBA is no longer an important governing body in boxing (primarily due to ties to Russian government) so there is no point appealing their decision. It doesn’t impact her ability to box. She is, however, suing people currently for misinformation and targeted harassment.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@AaronMarc_NUFC @ToonPolls Dan Burn shouldn’t even be playing let alone captaining
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@Gl3_Harryb @MRCRHFCR @adam7485 It’s a small design element on the back of the collar. It’s not like they’ve changed the identifying badge on the front of the kit. Grow up.
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@FPLAlfie
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@Tgarratt10 Nah play on lads
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@FPLAlfie
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5 months
@the_mediaman1 Absolutely huge weight being carried by that “if” there. If Son or Palmer score a hat-trick and Salah blanks that’ll also be season-defining. Pointless speculation.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@jonlane86 @tfalex1892 @BBCMOTD The miss was not worse and he also made up for it by scoring twice and assisting one with an unreal pass
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@TalkCPFC Fairs good rattling
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@PropertyPrince4 @WestHam_Central Nike aren’t trying to officially change England’s flag colour? Also, football teams use different coloured badges as design elements all the time, pretty much every away or third kit does it.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@_willcompton CrossFit has always been a horrendously managed organisation. About time the sport of ‘CrossFit’ / functional fitness distanced itself from the shoddy management of the CrossFit organisation.
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@paulgibbins @nufcspence Haha fuck off man, he isn’t even half the player Livramento is
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@FPLAlfie
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@FPLMate If people on Reddit don’t like you you’re probably fine, weird place
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@FPLAlfie
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@jc_1885 Grow up
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@okiememigranta @narindertweets Yes, whoever filmed it is allowed to post it. It’s a public place.
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@xReeceL2002 Her Majesty hahahahahaha
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@FPLAlfie
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@sneakyfit @R0WLLER @CrossFitGames Because their negligence just resulted in the death of a participant…?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
5 months
@Pras_fpl I know we’ve been banging on about chip strategy but I’m genuinely very happy with those DGW34 fixtures as a FH29 and WC35 player… Already have triple Arsenal and double Bournemouth, can get triple Liverpool easily (for Spurs players), plus a couple more like Eze and Hwang etc?
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@paarsons Terrorism needs to have a specific political aim, so assume there isn’t one in this case
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
26 days
Really would like to keep this Twitter account to football and FPL only, but it’s so hard with Musk’s horrific right-wing ‘For you’ page #FPL
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@WillStillness @NE5westend Great point well made
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@FPLAlfie
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@HinduMonkey Mine cheats and uses Review
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@FPLAlfie
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Harvey Barnes (£6.5m) should be one to keep an eye on in pre-season. xGI/90 last season: ⚪️ Barnes - 0.76 ⚪️ Gordon - 0.54 Barnes is not only £1m cheaper than Gordon, but also has far better underlying stats. If he looks set to start in GW1, he could present great value #FPL
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@FPLAlfie
FPL Alfie
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@FPLFocal Burn is nailed (unfortunately). No way Krafth is picked ahead of him in any position.
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