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Everything they’ve tried so hard to kill, we will rebuild.
Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined October 2021
I am devastated this man has abused his body with pints of Stella, donner meat and potentially some class A substances because we may have missed out on the greatest striker in English history. The state of them finishes😭.
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Sent them an email lads! Hope this helps you get to the bottom of it.👍🏻
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Worst pals ever. Not one dig thrown back. If I woke up from the most embarrassing moment of my life and found out none of my pals burst will mckenzie and kicked his dad all over I’d be looking for new mates in an instant.
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Could call it a step too far but I hope whoever done this dies tonight👍.
He got all dressed up to meet a family who were coming to meet him but they never showed up 😭. This is the second time a family have been due to meet him and not shown up. Please don’t get our hopes up 🥹
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This was my old man. Lost his life on the way to a West Ham game in the 80’s. He would’ve been so proud tonight. COYI⚒
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1000 likes and I’ll get ‘Dan Burn’ tattooed on me. Fuck it, best night of me life.
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BREAKING🚨: We will now refer to illegal immigrants as "miggers.". Pass it on.
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So allegedly, Willock’s been caught with 3 for 100, Trippier’s having an affair with a psycho who’s burgled his house, Mehrdad’s threatening to sack half the squad, Vermont hotel is a whore house and Joelinton’s shagging teenagers…. There’s never a dull day on NUFC twitter.
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Tonali big fella…And don’t you worry. Italy is a small country I bump into you footballers all the time, that little greasy Turin grass spaz is going to have to bump into me soon. Anyone who knows me knows a KP promise is a real promise. Don’t worry brother I’ll get him for you.
🚨‼️ Fagioli: ‘The betting app was given to me by Tonali.’ [Il Mattino].
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Pickford’s sister.
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Honestly I hope Gareth Southgate’s next holiday is to a festival up in the mountains of Tenerife.
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Poor cunt is only 25 year old. This is just what supporting Everton does to you.
Look what it means to this Everton fan, the moment they secured Premier League safety on Sunday. Football will never just be a game. ❤️.
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Are you gan scuba diving after, Adam?.
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Fuck me! Just passed about 40 PSG fans on the Bigg Market there and every single one of them is about 6”4, heavy set and in a blacked out tracksuit. Fucking terrifying. Brayed every single one of them all over and went back into graft. Successful lunch break.
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Bit sly abusing people who are on a special needs bus mind.
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Impressive. Man from London goes to London for an away game.
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Digital away tickets are the most daft thing I’ve ever seen. Away games where I’ve lost my paper ticket: 0. Away games my phones been dead by Leeds: 38. Fucked it big time here.
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Got asked to sit down when we were on the attack during a Champions League game last night and I’m not sure if I’ll ever get over how raging it has made me.
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Tonali kicking ball for the Azzurri for 180 minutes, getting an assist and man of the match against France all to be benched for Sean Longstaff on a Sunday afternoon against a struggling Wolves side. Football is mint init.
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If this England team can’t put 4 past Dubravka on Sunday we don’t deserve anything. Watched the cunt let howlers in week in week out for the past 8 month.
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Can’t believe that was his hairline at 8 year old man😭.
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Fuck me! Just passed about 40 Dortmund fans on the Bigg Market there and every single one of them is about 6”4, heavy set and in a blacked out tracksuit. Fucking terrifying. Brayed every single one of them all over and went back into graft. Successful lunch break.
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Isak’s the highest scoring striker at the Stadium of Light this season.😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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“I travelled 400 miles and paid 142 quid” - So every local Newcastle and Sunderland fan who goes to an away game?.
"I travelled 400 miles, paid 142 quid, so we HAVE to win!" 🔴. Arsenal fans from all over at the Etihad tonight 🌎
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“We want Glazers out” says the Man United fans who have just won another trophy under them whilst waving their free scarf (from the glazers) around hahahaha fucking retards.
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Being born Geordie and English is a fucking vile combination of never being allowed to win anything in your life mind.
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Everton (Glad he’s died).Newcastle.Newcastle.Newcastle.Newcastle.
What is your. - Grandad’s Team.- Dad’s Team.- Mum’s Team.- Local Team.- Your Team.
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Get a load of this bunch singing about death when they’re the biggest victim card players in the world when it comes to Hillsborough and Heysel. Someone remind me how old the Queen was when she passed?🫢.
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Skin is fucking crawling at this.
Kylian Mbappe arrives at St. James’ Park & greets #NUFC fans!👀👀 Full video featuring Eddie Howe, Trippier & more👇🏻
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Couldn’t think of anything worse than being a West Ham fan chanting Ole every time they passed the ball 3-1 up, all just to lose 4-3 half an hour later. Football is mint init.
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He kissed the badge…. It’s not hard to become addicted and obsessed to this club. Anthonyyyyyyy, Gordon!
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Fuck me! Just passed about 40 AC Milan fans on the Bigg Market there and every single one of them is about 6”4, heavy set and in a blacked out tracksuit. Fucking terrifying. Brayed every single one of them all over and went back into graft. Successful lunch break.
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IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA?. BAYERN MUNICH, LAZIO AND ROMA. THE GEORDIE BOYS ARE TAKING OVER. THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AWAITS THE TOON.
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Great dedication. Really impressed. Sincerely mean this when I say this, I hope you have the worst journey home of all time you cockney bastard.
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When he gets on the ball and sends Wilson on goal, that’s Tonali. He’s Italian, he’s hard, sprays the ball 40 yards, that’s Tonali. Eddie said come to me, you’ll win the champions league, that’s Tonali. Left Milan for the Tyne, wins the ball every time, that’s Tonali.
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Isak’s the best striker in league behind Haaland. I’ll die on that hill. Has everything that boy.
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He’s proved he’s the best left winger in England in 1 minute and 15 seconds. Comical.
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Thank you Steve McManaman. I haven’t been able to walk my entire life, but hearing you commentate on the footy has given me the ability to get up and turn the Tv off.
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Some fucking short memories in this fanbase mind. The meltdown to a point away at West Ham doesn’t only show far we’ve come but also how fickle certain individuals are. We beat one of the best teams in Europe 4 fucking days ago. Gan on like we got humped six nowt.
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Dare I say it but Tonali-Bruno-Joelinton is the best midfield 3 in the league. Gan argue with a wall.
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Bloke is a total weird pervert hahahaha.
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The whole of England absolutely delighted we got robbed the neet. Can’t wait til we’re inevitably bringing trophies in every year. Those who laugh last, laugh the longest.
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Gotta get to a point where we call fucking idiots out on this platform. What the actual fuck is this man?. @Nufc2Everything you scruff.
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You could invest £700m into the Turkish hairline specialists and it still wouldn’t fix that fucking state you ugly mackem bastard.
Well, it took them over a decade, investment from a deplorable authoritarian state, a £700m squad, an own goal, a mistake from a free kick and a penalty. But they’ve beaten us. We’ll never be mastered.
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This is absolutely fucking disgusting btw. He’s buried the cunts twice this season why the fuck would he want to go there?.
Alexander Isak hauls Newcastle into the lead with his 17th PL goal of the season! 🔥
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Player ratings:. Dubravka 10.Krafth 10.Schar 10.Targett 10.Burn 10.Brunoooo 10.Longstaff 10.Joelinton 10.Almiron 10.Maxi 10.Wilson 10.Lascelles 10.Fraser 10.Gayle 10.Murphy 10.Staveley 10.@ghodoussi 10.@jamiereuben 10.His Excellency 10.Ant n Dec 10.@worflags 10000000. #NUFC.
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All I’ve seen today is journalists absolutely shagging Mbappe, like it’s first time there’s ever been a world class player at St James’?. Hope Trippier puts the fucker in the stands first tackle and he gets pelted on the way off. Into these daft cunts straight away the morra man.
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Done well to rescue a point tbf lads👏
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Tonali today, by the way. People don’t realise how important he is. His press is absolutely insane, didn’t give the midfielders a minute on the ball. Huge point that after a disaster last week.
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Passion. Pride. Pedophiles.
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Premier league defenders when Harvey Barnes cuts inside on his right foot:
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I’m fucking gutted. 11 absolute warriors out there tonight, they have done the club so proud. Champions League still there but all to play for against Milan, a point gets us through to a pop at the Europa League. Newcastle. United. Will never be defeated.
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One of the best away ends I’ve been in. Watching them horrible fuckers rot as our boys take the piss out of them. Absolutely sensational. Easy.
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Hahahahahha how embarrassing to have your ex player and his Mrs driving through and videoing your biggest rivals city on the eve of derby day saying it’s ‘one of their favourite cities’. Sunlun’s a fucking shit hole.
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Top 3 most important players we have. As fit as a butchers dog. Cunt could play 180 minutes at a time and most importantly, he wouldn’t half fucking die for that badge. “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard”. Sean fucking Longstaff. He’s one of our own.
A night we’ll never forget! Champions League football is back at St. James’ Park 🖤🤍
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