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@Hercxle_poirot
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Brother HE was the dark times
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Hero of the dark times #TrustPen ã
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@Hercxle_poirot
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They called Gavi a dog for this.
@TheEuropeanLad
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Jude Bellingham’s workrate is probably the most underrated aspect of his game and definitely the least talked about aspect. Next time you watch him keep an eye on that, you will be heavily impressed.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Why are Chelsea fans so eager on G/A unless and until it's Drogba in question.
@aniethegreatest
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Chelsea dodged a big bullet
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Livaković saved 4 penalties in the in the Ko stages, Gvardiol consistently dropped stellar performances until the Semis, Kovacić outperformed Modrić by a mile, Petković scored the 117' dagger to ensure that they went to the pens but at the end it came down to "Modrić carried".
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Carried Croatia to the 3rd place of the World Cup at 37, and we're still comparing him to Iniesta?
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@Hercxle_poirot
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I've had enough of ball progressive bums like Eric Garcia. Barça needs a defender who can DEFEND. Koulibaly and Araujo will bully best of the attackers.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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So you paid €50m for a nobody?
@KaizerRMA
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We literally developed THIS YEAR'S BALLON D'OR WINNER. From an absolute nobody to the BEST in the world and there's nothing you can do but accept it.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Criticism of Araújo is well and good but calling for his sale seems a bit far stretched. Let's say we get €100m for him, but who do you think the club will replace him with? Who is there of his calibre?
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@F4STFATI Relevancy of degree isn't what I'm hinting at, I mean, he's graduated, he's on cloud 9 don't be so practical so as to burst his bubble now.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Picture from the tournament they got knocked out in the Ro16.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Bissouma and Partey distracting the trainer so that Crkelly can escape
@TeleFootball
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Exclusive: All Premier League players to receive mandatory sexual consent training | @ben_rumsby
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Premier league market is so inflated. One alternative to Jules Koundé could have been Southampton's Mohammed Salisu. But the alternative would have been more expensive than the primary target. Southampton want €70m for him💀💀
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Must have been for the camp nou construction
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Omar El Hilali (Espanyol player): "I rejected Barça twice and didn't even think about it! I have been a fan of Espanyol since I was a child."
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@F4STFATI Well not everyone is destined or structured to be a doctor or a lawyer? The world must have its own set of everything. Since he is already in that field, what harm does it cause for a lad to be happy about?
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Market value?
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Look at this guy man, such a demon. He is a tier above Benzema and Mbappé. Henry had Nesta and Cannavaro on their strings 💀
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@Hercxle_poirot
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I'm tired of Bayern fans crying over "how we have the Better PR". Obviously man, we're gonna have the better PR, with all due to respect to the Bayern legends, look at the names associated with us. Cruyff, Kubala, Messi, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Romário, Maradona, R9, Pep,(1/3)
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@Hercxle_poirot
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What a tackle ffs. He who shall not be named would have taken 2 business days to make that tackle.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Koundé got that dawg in him. I can't lie, I missed players of character like his, Araújo and Koundé are a fresh sight for the sore eyes.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@TheSuperCenaFan Him and Araújo had a chemistry made in heaven
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@Hercxle_poirot
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"Chelsea dodged a bullet"🤓
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@jimmycooked_ They call Valverde and this guy a workhorse but make fail comps of Gavi pressing lol
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@Hercxle_poirot
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There is a reason they treat Leo like this. Have you ever seen him mad and upset over these guys? I haven't, not even when Lautaro was missing every chance Messi was creating, not even when they bottled a 2 goal lead in a span of 2 minutes in a WC final. Respect is earned.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Barça fans booing a player vs other clubs fans booing a player.
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@DanishScout_
Danish Scout
2 years
Braithwaite has done nothing wrong, and yet this is the reception he gets...🤦‍♂️ #Barca
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Man💔
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@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
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A special meeting between Unzué & the team ahead of tomorrow’s ALS charity match 💚 #TeamALS
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@F4STFATI Did you even consider the possibility that he is pursuing arts because his passion is centred around it? Not every arts student has to be dumb as one of Apollo's cow. He might have the financial backing required and he is simply pursuing his interests
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@Hercxle_poirot
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I know Ferran Torres lives like this
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
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Being THIS clean is psychotic
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@F4STFATI Let him have his moment man
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@Hercxle_poirot
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I'm loving these, the world will finally acknowledge Gavira's on the ball abilities. The casuals are in for a shock.
@hazfcb_
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GAVI WOW
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Wingers of FC Barcelona in Vinícius's position taking that shot.
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I love you kessie
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@Hercxle_poirot
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This Vinícius superstar treatment needs to stop. It's got into his head, he needs to develop respect towards senior players. I didn't like one bit on how he went straight to Parejo's face after he was taken down.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Koeman would have started Chadi riad
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@j7zaza But Madrid, do they go paying off 50 million euros for anybody? Perez is smarter than that. He was not the calibre who'd you expect to win a ballon d'or but not a nobody either.
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Who's copying who😭😭😭
@aliiiwest
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Barca competing with Arsenal on who can copy City better
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Jeremy Doku, Huge respect.
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@ChampagneKeezy
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Doku is gonna eat Jules
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Beautiful pass man. I need pedri to recreate that pass omds.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Laudrup, Koeman, Xavi, Iniesta, Henry, Eto'o, Zlatan, Villa, Neymar, Suárez, Agüero, Lewandowski, etc are a very few names to mention. Could go on and on. We've had the streets since a long time ago. We're a gargantuan institution, the PR obviously gotta be immense.(2/3).
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@Hercxle_poirot
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People already turning on Ansu because of his injuries concern. I don't see any reason to give up on him yet. He's 19, he has got whole of his career ahead of him. Writing him off currently makes no sense to me, given time, I believe his injuries concern will fade away.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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You know who
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@Hercxle_poirot
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They see me rollin' They hatin'
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Silenced the entire San Siro
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Madrid and Barça are considered the biggest giants of football. It should not come as a surprise when the PR is immense. (3/3)
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Hearing names like Bastoni is too idealistic, the club will most likely buyback Chadi Riad and splash the rest on João Felix.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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In a fight between the two, the third wins.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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They are drafting GilHatesBarca
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
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🚨Real Madrid think Juvenil A’s CB Joan Martínez (16) has the MOST potential. @relevo
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Aubameyang waiting for a cross from Mount & co.
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@CFCshq No I will not puta madre
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Comparing him with Zinedine Zidane is not as far stretched as people make it seem. While Zidane is more aesthetically pleasing, KDB is more simple, so straightforward.
@FutbolDeAmour
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Kevin De Bruyne - All Timer
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@TrenOnA100 @A_JUNG___ @solbruna22 @nonewthing Because he was earning €20m net at one point despite being injured. He refused to leave too, I'd say the fans had their own liberty to turn on him.
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Remember him switching wings when he was getting locked by Baldé. Some proper moulding and Baldé can go all the way. Needs to work on his decision making and crossing.
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retired (again)
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@Hercxle_poirot
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In my opinion after we sell Frenkie, instead of pursuing Bernardo Silva we must go after Nabil Fekir. City's demand are too high and even if we can match them, we should not. While city are asking for around €90-100m for Silva, Fekir is available for around €55m to 60m.
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@BaldManReformed @MCFC__BH " I started this account with 0 followers " bro thinks this is a corporation
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When the hell did Roque cost us €75m you bastard
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🚨💰 The most expensive sales in Brazilian league history: 1. Neymar to Barcelona (€88m) 2. Victor Roque to Barcelona (€75m) 3. Endrick to Real Madrid (€72m) @geglobo
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Look at Vinícius, starts the fight and dips conveniently.
@lezico8
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Gavi has some psycho in him lol the way he just smiles
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Instagram footy knowledge, spooky.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Flex now lil bro
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@Fs_FTBL
𝙁𝙎 🇵🇸
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I’m kinda worried for Bellingham ngl…
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@MytAraujo Dont worry Koulibaly is pretty decent at progression too.
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@nonewthing No chance you're signing either of Pedri or Frenkie
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@warezzera66508 From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
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@F4STFATI Again we have missed the point on what it was all about. Arts might not be so relevant now as it was back then, my point was being not to burst his bubble. Plus what I am saying is what if he is already rich enough?
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Y'all remember the match versus celta under Barjuan where these guys bottled a 3 goal lead and it was Aspas who scored the goal in the 93rd minute 😭😭😭
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Araujo's probably the best, his vertical jump is insane.
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@gasipo_opinions
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Who are the best CB’s in the world in term of aerial dominance for you ?
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Bro thinks we packed him from a silver pack
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Don't think people are deepin how lucky Barca got with Yamal. Given their financial situation, they weren't gonna sniff a player of this level for YEARS. The fact that they stumbled upon a generational attack orchestrator when they were at their lowest is just next level fortune
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Pablo Torre and Ansu Fati trying to distract Musiala from the sidelines when he's up against Alonso 1v1
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This is terrorism man. The entire eleven is in the box, premier league watchers undermine the complexity of matches like these. Half of the teams in the England wouldn't be able to score a goal against these bastards.
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Gavi that harmless Barbarian goes around bumping on to some players and he has the whole of the world against him but Vinícius is treated way too indifferently.
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There would have been no hope of a cleansheet to begin with.
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@TheEuropeanLad @bachirfcb13 @NealGardner_ I think you should just stick to screenshots
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@Hercxle_poirot
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@EriFCB Erich you're a paedophile
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@Madrid_ista26 I agree, Madrid did a good job polishing him. But my point of the post being that he was not a nobody.
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@LJGLA_ This video is not from today
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I genuinely hope the best for Moussa Wague man. May God be with him.
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@falseST_ I fucking knew your answer 🤣
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The men's team now is of no concern to me eh
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I hope Chadi riad will get a chance in the pre season. I haven't seen much of him but from what I've seen he looks like a left footed Araújo. Pacy and a powerful defender. He is properly built for a center back. I'd be very happy if either him or Mika perform this pre season.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Cules need to realize they can praise Ten Haag without belittling Xavi.
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@BlvckFederico Seems a bit far stretched but he easily fetches upto €90m.
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@Hercxle_poirot
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"Disrespectful to his peers who sometimes happen to be twice his age"🤔
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@Loconteee
Loconté
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Not only he committs fouls at this ridiculously high rate he does but add the fact that he is disrespectful to his peers who sometimes happen to be twice his age. He is a professional footballer who warrants to be held accountable for what he does. Manners matter.
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Bro turned into Shakespeare for Antoine Taliban dfkm
@rohanbasur1702
Rohan⚡
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Sometimes when I'm lonely, I sit and think about him And it hurts to remember all the good times When I thought I could never live without him And I wonder does it have to be the same
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Lucy bronze error vs Oompaloompamecano error
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@RoyalKimmich
NK1 (Visca Barca❤️💙)
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This is a UCL Final btw, women football isn’t real 😭
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@Hercxle_poirot
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Crying
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@excellente_6
The Great König
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@AmericanTrent Jana has better aura
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@bergkvmp Raphinha flop is crazy
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Dawg no way this is Raphinha
@Neygrana
𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙞
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Raphinha cette saison faudra se mouiller la nuque SÉVÈREMENT
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I don't get it. What is so astonishing about a player being sent off, when he deserves to be sent off?
@Gunnersc0m
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Remember when Ludovic Giuly scored but the referee cancelled the goal and sent off Jens Lehmann instead, in a Champions League Final? Barcelona have been corrupt for a very long time.
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San Siro awaits
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When I'm in a R3tarded competition and my opponent is Barça Worldwide
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@BarcaWorldwide
Barça Worldwide
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Pain💔
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Feels so good to be on the other side of a robbery for once.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| Barcelona sources still cannot believe Tottenham offered to pay £25.8 million for Emerson Royal. [ @Matt_Law_DT via @TalkTHFC__ ]
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Said it once, will say it again. How this guy captions his tweet influences the casuals of the sport.
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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📸 - Lamine Yamal is taken off, poor performance.
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No matter how good a player is, if he has mikeknowsball co-sign it gives me shivers.
Vitor Roque in the 2022 Copa Libertadores scored a goal in the R16, 1 goal in the QFs (in the 96th minute it secured them the qualification), and 1 assist in the SFs (against the reigning champions) all of this at the age of 17
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🤣🤣
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@malcolmgooo
barca fan 🇺🇸 🇪🇬
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This guy's persona was funny at first, now it's bare annoying.
@BCNOgi
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Gem una he played 2 coca cola del rey games and stunk up the entire pitch
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@patel_pranaya They ruined lakaka
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@BCNOgi How drunk are you
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