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Summer Transfers
#NUFC
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This is what I think we need to do this summer.
New CB, New LB a RW and GK should be the priority. Then a 6 and a young striker depending on movement.
Getting Tosin and Kelly on frees would help massively and allows for ££ to be spent on RW
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Remember when Eddie Howe “wasn’t doing enough” in terms of calling out the Saudi state for sports washing etc.
All the negative headlines and unfair questions ….
Here is Steve Gerrard today.
Nobody saying a word
Absolute double standards
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Matt Targett is fucking mint. Rather him than the petulant digne everyday of the week. If we stay up buy him 💯
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Remember when Bruce said “ it would take time to change the style etc etc”….
Took Howe 8 games…..
@MsiDouglas
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Next game I’d like to see this
Pope
Trippier
Schar
Botman
Targett
Longstaff
Bruno
Willock
Gordon
Isak
Saint Max
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Dubravka
Trippier(C)
Schar
Dummett
Lewis
Shelvey
Joelinton
Willock
Fraser
Wood
Saint Max
Lascelles should be nowhere near the team
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6 year deal for Joe Willock. He will wear 28. Everything just about done now !
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Adam takes a huge amount of shit on here, but I think he should be applauded for what he’s doing. Following the team to every game, home and away. Going solo to the pre season tour just to get a little content for his channel. It’s top top stuff. Keep it up, you’ll go far
Chris Waugh Newcastle United interview is on the channel ✅
#NUFC
Asked about FFP, Lucas Paqueta, Moussa Diaby and about the possibility of extending St James Park
Cheers again to all of the journalists yesterday, it was a pleasure
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Spending £20 mill on a 30yr old prem proven striker is exactly what I want to see. Never in a million years would it have happened under Ashley. Great deal. Weakens direct rival. Love a release clause !
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Bruno is the best midfielder ever to play for the club
Isak is the best striker to ever play for the club.
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Can’t keep up here. Everything is going mental.
Ramsey and Digne are now close to joining according to reports.
This. Is. Insane.
⚫️⚪️
#NUFC
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Fucking hell.The Joelinton defence league challenging Shearer on his stance (correct stance) that he should have scored and buried his chance on Saturday.That’s Alan Shearer, the all time leading goalscorer for the club and premier league. It’s embarrassing now. Joelinton is shit
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40 FUCKING MASSIVE POINTS. UNBELIEVABLE RECOVERY. GREATEST ESCAPE EVER. THANK YOU EDDIE ,THE TEAM
@ghodoussi
@PIF_en
@jamiereuben
#NUFC
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I supported Newcastle when……
…. The owner tried to sack a player because he had cancer
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Can’t get over what Eddie has done with Joelinton. As you’ll all know I hated watching the lad and didn’t think he was a footballer at all. My fucking word. He’s the first name on the team sheet for me now. Absolutely fucking colossal
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If
@JetroWillems_15
is available on a free then we have to take a punt and be all over it . Best left back I can remember in a long time here. Class act . Please please come back
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I think saint max should start tomorrow over Gordon. He’s been patient on the bench for the last 8 weeks. He deserves his chance first
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Dubravka
Trippier
Schar
Lascelles
Dummett
Joelinton
Shelvey
Willock
Fraser
Wood
Saint Maximin
This should be the team v Watford. Don’t want Clark or Ritchie anywhere near that back 4
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The amount of absolute whoppers throwing a hissy fit on my timeline right now& questioning the owners because we might not sign a player is embarrassing.
Very very very short memories …. 16 weeks ago we couldn’t put a loan bid together for Chowdhury …
Be patient
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Klopp is a cunt. Enjoy winning nothing again this year.
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Medical scheduled for tomorrow. I presume it’s for Mitchel Bakker
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Sven Botmans agent is due on tyneside tonight. Talks tomorrow
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If trippier is out
Manquillo
Lascelles
Schar
Burn
Should be the back 4
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@CraigHope_DM
We look fitter but not fit enough.
Joelinton and Shelvey are better
We have a clearer style of play
He needs reinforcements
Can’t really judge after 10 games
5 of which were against top 6 opposition
He needs help and time. Has my backing
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Dan Burn is a centre Back, not a left back. Tonight confirms this.
I’ve been his biggest critic this year, but thought he was superb tonight.
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Sports direct now removed off NUFC official website as a partner 😍
@GeorgeCaulkin
@MsiDouglas
@LiamJKennedy23
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No if buts or maybes . We have to get Diego Carlos over the line this week. We cannot go into leeds with Jamal Lascelles anywhere near the team
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Clark for Botman
Gayle for Isak
Hayden for Bruno
Are some of the biggest upgrades the prem have ever seen
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@JeffStelling
Worse thing is Jeff, this was so fucking predictable. I mean on what plant do you replace Rafa Benitez with Steve Bruce?
Ps Rafa had a £40 mill profit in 3 years and Bruce has a net spend of £120 million in 18 months !
Rafa could do so much more with this group!
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This is not acceptable
@MailOnline
she has a health condition. It’s discriminatory and in extremely poor taste. Apology needs to be issued immediately and the article removed from all online pieces. Shocking
Absolutely disgusting from the
@MailOnline
, this.
Independent Press Standards Organisation
@IpsoNews
needs to look into this.
#NUFC
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3 things
1- Joelinton is fucking colossal.Eddie Howe has turned him into peak viera no word of a lie.
2- that’s the best , most committed half of football st James has seen in years.
3- Wilson looks to have ripped his calf. That’s him out to Feb at earliest. We need a ST
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Dubravka
New signing
New signing
New signing
New signing
Shelvey
New signing
New signing
Joelinton
Saint max
Wilson .
This is the task at a bare minimum in January. Plus Wilson needs back up.
#nufc
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The recruitment team are genuinely working around the clock. Some didn’t leave the training ground until 1130pm last night and we’re back again at 6am. So much work going into this. It’s mental.
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Cornet and Maddison. Get a striker on loan. Job done. That would be class
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Talks back on with Everton for Calvert Lewin and Minteh.
Minteh wants Everton, DCL wants Newcastle. Both clubs need to sell to comply to PSR rules….
A deal to be done….
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Ekitike due on tyneside in next 48 hrs. Nearly done now with his agents ✅
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BREAKING - fee agreed for Pope. £10 million. Medical tomorrow
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Pope £10
Trippier £12
Targett £15
Some great value in these deals.
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I love you Eddie, but I’m really really struggling with this Burn over Livramento call you are continually making. Surely you see what we all do?
Please explain your thought process
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If England are going to play a back 3 then Dan Burn should not only be in the squad, he would be in the fucking team.
He’s a class act. Streets ahead of Maguire. Name me a better English left sided CB?
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Still can’t get over Dan Burns debut yesterday. Not only his defending but his overall awareness of shape ,gaps to the midfield and complete calmness on the ball.
Honestly best debut at the back since Jonathan Woodgate in 2003.
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I’ve seen enough. Sven Botman is the greatest CB to ever play for the club. He’s above Woodgate for me now. He’s a class class act. We need champion league within the next 18 months or he will be off
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Unpopular opinion — Darlow was at fault for both goal. First one beaten at near post and kneeling ?!
Second, great free kick but his starting position is too far to the left of the goal. Ward prowse was always going to put it in that corner
Maybe time for dubravka ?
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Relegate us now. Don’t even care. Absolute shower of shit. Jamal Lascelles is absolutely diabolical
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Ekitike is fluent in English both written and spoken. Another massive selling point for the lad and will help him settle
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Targett and Tripper for £24 mill is mad. Great business.
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I’m so fucking angry. If you have a go and get beat 4-1 then fine. Parking the bus against a shit out of form man United and not even having a go is no acceptable. It’s abysmal, he has got to go. Fucking clueless cunt
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Name me a better upgrade in Prem History than Clark to Botman
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All this talk about selling a big player… getting rid of these will help…
Lewis
Fraser
Hendrick
Hayden
Dummett
Gillespie
Manquillo
Ritchie
Krafth
Karius
Lascelles
8 of these are out of contract in 5 months.
Get a fee and wages off the books now for some of these
#NUFC
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Progress made on our Gonçalo Ramos bid. Told that “it’s going to happen”
#NUFC
Putting my neck on the chopping block with this one.
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Transfer update
Wood- medical, announcement 🔜
D Carlos- 2nd Bid made. Optimism they can get it done by Watford.
Cantwell- not in Norwich squad again and no show at training.
Ekitike- talks ongoing over £27 mill deal
Badiashile - talks over a £25 mill deal
#NUFC
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What a night. What a performance. Fucking massive.
Kieran Trippier is on another level. Never seen a player control the game from right back before. Fucking class
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So in today’s line up we have
CDM playing CB
RW playing LWB
No 10 playing no 8
No 8 playing CDM
Winger playing Striker
Joelinton playing Striker
How how how is this bloke still in charge ?
@ChrisDHWaugh
@GeorgeCaulkin
@TaylorandPayne
@MsiDouglas
@NUFC360
#NUFC
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Bruce has cost Nufc £14.3 million pounds
£8 mill compo
£4 mill compo to Sheffield
£2.3 mill in wages.
Worst Ashley signing ?!
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We’ve had some wow signings already , trippier , Bruno and Botman,
But we need the wow signings at the other end of the pitch now. Diaby would be unreal. Go get him.
Diaby and then someone like Broja on loan would be class
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Nick Pope is already on Tyneside. Announcement tomorrow !
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I think we need to get nasty now.
Don’t let Ashley Barnes or Bishop In the ground. Just block the entrance
Go and protest outside Ashley’s house
Go to Charnleys house and demand answers.
Surround the directors box
This is our club and it’s about time we took it back
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Matt Targett was on Tyneside yesterday talking terms. Medical today
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Botman had been expected to sign for AC Milan, but it seems that deal has stalled and Newcastle are back in the running to sign one of the best defenders in Europe - via Luke Edwards
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Medical booked for tomorrow. Presume it’s for Ekitike. Not confirmed though
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If 1 month ago you said to me the takeover would have gone through, Ashley and Bruce would have gone and Howe was coming in, I would have laughed in your face and said no chance. People have very short memories. Get a grip, stop moaning and support the new owners
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I know it came in October , but this is the best Xmas present I’ve ever got. Thank you
@PIF_en
@ghodoussi
@jamiereuben
and Merry Xmas!
#UNITED
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You fucking bunch of incompetent useless cunts.
@premierleague
Richard Masters, I swear to god don’t step foot in our city
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I’m terms of the Chelsea boys, I’m all for Pulisic over Gallagher
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No more fucking chants in the ground. He’s come into our house and shown no respect. Time we did the same to him
Glorious day for a visit to the home of our owner. We want
#AshleyOut
- and it seems like people in Totteridge agree
#nufc
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Milan are so so so shite
Livid
Gutted
Dubravka btw 9 goals in 3 games
He’s fucking awful
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Really feel there is an air of arrogance and complacency creeping in ahead of this one. Dortmund are a good side and shouldn’t be underestimated
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Btw £40 mill for Antony Gordon is the biggest steal ever. Worth at least double now. First name on the team sheet. Class and levels above saint max
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The total for Wood ( loan fee + perm fee) is £17.5 million
Gordon has cost us net £22.5 Million. Great business again
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⚫️⚪️👀👀
I don’t want to jump the gun here but I’m going to tweet this anyway. Very very close to an agreement now for Diego Carlos. Put it this way, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if news that a fee has been agreed breaks later today…..
#tinhaton
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If Carroll is the replacement for Joselu then that’s good business for me. No ? 🤷🏻♂️
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Also am I the only one who thinks 6,000 joining Nufc trust is pretty weak? Where the fuck are you all? There’s 50,000 of us in that ground every other week. Sign up , it’s 1 fucking pound and do something to try and get this club back.
@nufctrust
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Lewis Hall,
Absolutely outstanding when he came on. Makes it even more infuriating as to why he hasn’t been playing. Simply has to start vs Everton.
He was great defensively, outstanding going forward. Added urgency. Touch was insane. Fucking brilliant
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Against Chelsea I would do this
Dubravka
Trippier
Schar
Botman
Targett
Anderson
Longstaff
Joelinton
Gordon
Isak
Saint Max
Bruno needs a rest. Gordon needs to get used to the team. Isak through the middle. Chance for saint max. Anderson deserves a game
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I’d go with the following on Monday
Dubravka
Trippier
Schar
Burn
Targett
Bruno
Longstaff
Joelinton
Almiron
Wilson
Saint Maximin
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I’ve seen nothing from woodman this season to go with all the hype. Bang average. Darlow in next game
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Talks continuing for Diego Carlos. Crucially the player wants the move and is pushing for it
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🚨 Fee agreed for Miggy with Saudi Club….. trying to convince player for the move.
Wilson also close to leaving im told again
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Norwich awful
Clark should never play for us again
Ashley hangover present
Joelinton fucking awesome
Burnley massive
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