I am officially an ironman completed in 14 hours and 18 minutes so very happy 😝 #ironman #triathlon #uktrichat

@helloitslynne Skiathos for the win

@AllenKessler Not blood for a start and also it’s charred not burnt 😂

@jengates @crazyclipsonly Because it’s fucking china 😂

@FPLNobleGent Gordon strachan

@Charlie_Carrel Plenty of pictures of debris after the fact. my thought is still only 95%, 5% still leaves some room for doubt. bit weird there isn’t a clear video but not many videos of the first plane hitting WTC either.

@Charlie_Carrel Was publicly shown on numerous channels with photographic evidence. question marks for sure but 95% sure it happened

@TheGoldenBlazer None

@MntalHlthMatt So did you like it?

@poodawgmelissa Nightmare fuel.

@IT5PAYDAY Get in there 😂

@Brad_Ruben_ @berkey11 if you think the @JonathanLittle list was a bad take… 😂

@Be2the9s A good joke from Gary Delaney (English comedian) - I think it’s sad the word legend has been devalued from pulling a sword from a stone to prove your the rightful king, to unexpectedly returning with crisps.

@ThePokerKaren @VegasRanger1872 @Charles_Lew @astutenumbskull @RealKidPoker Coaching 😂😂😂 who is going to get MTT coaching off he is one of the best in the fucking world you absolute moron 😂 not to mention the sending nearly real-time (you mean what he gets from his FUCKING EYES)

@WomenPostingLs And I have to pay for an extra 1kg of luggage 🤦‍♂️

@ZGregJennings I DAR Of A WRLD WHERF CHICMS LAN CROS THE ROAD MHOU MATNG THEIR NTTVES U you’re welcome.

Nice to see @elonmusk naming his company after one of his future kids… either that or this is the start of Elon creating the XMen… neuro link meaning he is professor X… #xmen #marvel #twitter

@poodawgmelissa Mamacitas

@Charlie_Carrel the planting of thoughts in my own head probably. Anything other than personal experience would be difficult to comprehend as fact.

@_danhell Jesus this is like arranging a teams meeting with a client 😂 you want a diary note put into your outlook calendar as well? 😂