@JasonWilsonFL @lxeagle17 I agree with you. It doesn’t make sense. If it weren’t for my friend telling me last night that her clinical trials had been halted for this reason, and that her doctor had been let go, and that he gave her a form to apply for medical asylum in Canada, I also wouldn’t believe it.

@VegasHayls Bro, the fart both exists and does not exist. Schrodinger’s Fart.

TIL that the “Silicon” in Silicon Valley does not refer to plastic surgery

@hayleyocho Who needs an ass whooping?

When you rewatch Twilight and suddenly Bella’s dad is hot

@EasyWithAces I didn’t realize it was a contest. My dinner was lacking a good roast, thought you could supply 😁

@KevinRobMartin I dealt one today and I dealt one 2 months ago, at 30 hands per hour, 30 hours per week. Oh, and one was in PLO. Good luck

@EasyWithAces

@xxl23 @fishyingpoker @pliska007 @Lindseyisrad @e_tay @IvyTeves Except me 😭

I’m at the last resort to nab one of these Golden Passports! If you guys give me one, I’ll wear this hoodie for the entire duration of the tournament 😂 🙏 @SrslySirius @wpt_global

@Joeingram1 I put something on Amazon Prime the other day for the first time in months. I went into my kitchen, prepared a quick meal, came back, and it was still on ads that I couldn’t skip. I closed it and went to Netflix.

@ClubWPTGold #BlackFriday

@LexyGavinPoker My friend told me he lost 80k in the stock market and I said, “okay”

@xxl23 5. When having a spat, accuse them of being a wolf and convince the village to hang them

@xxl23 In a word: compassion. Or as my favorite fortune cookie said, “Love first, then everything will follow.” Better yet, “Let all that you do be done in love” 1 Corinthians 16:14

@tjreidpoker @SrslySirius @ClubWPTGold @WPT @wpt_global Sometimes you just have to ask

@SrslySirius @tjreidpoker @ClubWPTGold @WPT @wpt_global Can you add me to this list?

@Stapes @michaelianblack Thank youuuu I will buy you a drink 😁🍻

Let’s see if he has any recommendations