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@Be2the9s

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Event manager and choreographer (at luxury resorts worldwide), French TV producer, Dutch smart-ass, rec poker player. I like my humour dry and my sports extreme

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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@jameelajamil One pulled a knife on me, because my answer was ‘no, thank you’. Surprisingly, that didn’t change my mind, so he stabbed my handbag, and I punched him in the face.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@elonmusk Too much free time? 😄
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@austynnicolle @mauichri In the immortal words of Paris Hilton: “that’s hot”
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@chesscom Bet Magnus one million that I can beat him five times in a row, then give him the opportunity to win his money back. 😏
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
If only @KendallJenner had the decency to pay those Bahamians with the fee she got for one single tweet. #FyreFestivalDocumentary
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@BridgetPhetasy @Liv_Boeree A little bit of balm
@Franckalbert201
Franckalbert
1 year
France : The Iranian community in solidarity with Israel in Paris The song is Long live Israel, Down with the terrorists #IraniansStandsWithIsrael
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@MissSaraPalmer @WSOP @RealKidPoker Girl, stop. It’s on his vlog.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@SergeyKaryakin Hilarious. People getting massacred. Tickles the funny bone.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
He won’t do that. No, he won’t do that. 😋
@EstherThePig
Esther TheWonder Pig
5 years
“Music legend Meat Loaf goes vegan – but refuses to rename himself Veg Loaf” I’m dead. 😂😂😂 #HeadlineOfTheYear
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@olimpiuurcan Let’s get one thing straight: he has two cats.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@nikairball You’re a grown man. It’s Vegas, not some scary foreign country. Most importantly: YOU wanted to play him
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 months
@shaundeeb @ZENofLEN So you have the best seat at the table. Do you need advice on how to properly pet him?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
10 months
@pokerorg @philivey @martinkabrhell Oh. Come on. This needs to be streamed
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@ChessProblem How many did you lose?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@Halalcoholism Well, she definitely needs therapy.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@dog_rates @dmoongirl You bring so much joy to this world. You are an amazing young man.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@myleftfang But it doesn’t say “do not cuddle”, so that’s what she should do. 🤗😚 (The foxes will come back later.)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@dawsonlegend @JamilSmith @Herring_NBA @FBI He probably started with the adult, who wouldn’t have had the time to pull a weapon. If only the 2-year-old or the 6-year-old had been carrying… 🙄
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@cptainmrveI @Lin_Manuel @PedroPascal1 Yes. He needs to know what is expected of him. Doesn’t matter what the writers have in mind. YOU PROTECT THAT BABY!!!
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@kawaRCC @jameelajamil I don’t scare easily. The interesting part was how different the reactions were (men vs women). Nobody else had seen the knife, so when I threw that punch, men started to defend the guy who was “just asking me out”. When I mentioned the knife, they tutted, the women got furious.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@ChessProblem Every super GM should have walk-on music. #growthegame
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@AllenKessler @bp22 You don’t math at the table? (It’s 378)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@snarwani Interesting. What are your thoughts on the Apollo 11 moon landing, 9/11, the Holocaust, the shape of the earth, crop circles? I’m curious.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
8 years
@TalibKweli And what did you study again? Right.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@FIDE_chess That broke my heart.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@jonlovett When a dog is your first love, you grow into a wonderful woman.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
This escape artist’s parents had no idea how their pup was getting out of her cage. So I caught her on camera #rescueismyfavouritebreed #FosterFail #AdoptDontShop #Aruba
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@agadmator Which one?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@GothamChess You thirst trap. 😏
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@themaskoflife Because they’re never allowed to laugh again.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@Angry_Polak Do the daddies still have sugar tho?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
8 months
@KeepRealCamille It went “CeeLo Green? … LA Reid?? Oh no, JD; that does make more sense. Why is a 50-something wearing shorts?!”
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@lichess @MagnusCarlsen Hype men in the background, cos that’s how a champ streams.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 months
@Liv_Boeree Has been like this forever. It’s surprising it look this long for France to vote far right en masse. The guy who tried to get me to go on a date with the help of knife (and stabbed my bag) was an immigrant as well
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@AllenKessler There were a few more people at, and around, that table that day
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@GothamChess Send pic of both of you with autographs and love :)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@SarahBastien1 @jameelajamil Ok, for accuracy's sake: many guys had a butterfly knife at the time (to do tricks with).
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
Vancouverites unite! Be a superhero to these rescue dogs and cats. Ask your friends and family. Share the tweet. Make a difference. ❤️ #Vancouver
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
7 years
@EstherThePig @rickygervais 💗💗 @JaneFallon , can you give him a big hug from us? & while you're at it, give yourself one? Thank you both so much for everything you do! 😘
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@bpoppenheimer @bp22 And I’m STILL not tired of listening to that soundtrack. It’s so well written.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@LexOpoker1 @ikepoker This is not virtue signaling
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
Challenge: in 2023, I will go on a date (w/ a stranger, exes don’t count)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@ChessProblem I’ve been wondering... can he fire you?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@anishgiri Aww, couple name: Magnish?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 months
@evermoresivy A TikTok reminding me to be ashamed of the fact that I still haven’t seen The Red Shoes…
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@PapistVoldo @SkyNews There are tons of books about evolution. You could read one and get it right next time?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@ToddJansenPKR @rampagepoker When you’re not dreaming, was the question
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
For why is the guy constantly getting massages?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@olimpiuurcan @chess24com Didn’t anybody have time to get a haircut before the tournament started or is #TataSteelChess even longer than I thought?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
7 years
@NOS Er horen geen islamitische basisscholen te zijn.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
Lichess, have you been hitting the liquor cabinet? 😏
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
I assume every dude who asks if I have Snapchat is a bit of a sleaze. Correct assumption?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@Girafganger7 Can smell it from here. Pls empty those
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@DavidBrodyCBN @SpeakerPelosi @realDonaldTrump Ask him how the horsies move. We’ll wait.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@BarstoolNate @DougPolkVids Which is apparently considered “messed up” in Doug’s world. smh
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
Turns out the nearest beach is a nude one. Glad I checked.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 months
@AllenKessler @ChancesCards @ChipLDR Allen, for the love of everyone’s sanity, not this again
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
6 years
@The_Truthness @YaraShahidi I wish I could “stand with Jussie”, but there is no ground.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
11 months
@GGPoker A very literal “woke up and chose violence”
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
9 years
@myleftfang Like this? No? Oh, that Ollz What a dollz & furthermore One bag of lollz
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
I’m glad Sam Harris finally distanced himself from the IDW.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@Sci_Phile So… is flavored water our best asset or is it not?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
Has a woman ever seen a picture of a man holding a fish and thought: he must be a great hunter-gatherer. He’ll provide for me. (I’d like the option to swipe down, pls)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@olivierbusquet Hmm. I still think you people are doing sex wrong
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@CryptoCred @CryptoDonAlt You two are cute together.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@elonmusk @DJSnM Let’s try sugar daddy
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@elonmusk Ooh, shall we do the sugar daddy thing again?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@pokerorg @depaulo_ryan “I’m not a p*ssy so I don’t need to wear a mask”? Lol, insecurity kills the cat
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@ChessProblem You weren’t kidding about those 100 tweets, were you?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@ChessProblem Were they playing slightly intoxicated blindfolded hand & brain?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@KaraOTR “Baby got STACK”
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2 years
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
@FabianoCaruana God! You scared me! Don’t sneak up on people like that!
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@ChessProblem I’m already more interested in this tournament than any other one.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
8 years
@ziyatong @McDonalds What is it supposed to represent? 🙃
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@Barry_Carter If I were you, I’d look for a sugar daddy
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@nikairball And you are unable to name the mysterious illness that plagued you :)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
7 years
@NickKocher Or maybe... Dear @CalvinKlein , This dapper young man will be attending the Emmy Awards tomorrow, but he has lost his tuxedo. Can you help?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
10 years
@JaneFallon I only discovered @EstherThePig a couple of days ago, but yeah... I'm very much in love. With the whole family, to be honest.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 months
@nicdunz @tszzl Did get a glimpse of how it would be to die in that manner. Do not recommend
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@JenShahade @PapoMcArg Sparring with a battle rapper is/can be lots of fun. I like his nails tho!
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
9 years
@Sci_Phile But FOR WHY from right to left?!
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
8 years
@myleftfang 😂 I felt incredibly sad for baby Thing (for a quick second) – bringing anthropomorphism to new heights. Anyway, I'll adopt him.😐
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
Woke up to a text from the most beautiful girl in the world, asking if I’m willing to come to Thailand and work with her. Life’s fun again. (Yes, I’m well aware that this is not the case for everyone)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@anishgiri YT recommended a video in which you clapped back (at a rude comment) so phenomenally, that I am now a fan. What are Giri fans called? So I can put it in my bio. 😁
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
1 year
@Aella_Girl Taking the opportunity to ask if most polyamorous people are bisexual
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@Aella_Girl So, if he has a million dollars? Does he have a deal? (Also, that must be a helluva lot of pics, no?)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
2 years
@PhilGalfond Oh @nikairball , do you need someone to hold your hand?
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@fred_connection They have the one-drop rule, Fred. :-)
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@toteskosh Not exactly true. She had begun rewriting the diary, hoping that it would be published.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
5 years
@Halalcoholism Gad Saad level of ego.
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
3 years
Pupdate! This little gremlin is finally out of quarantine. I had to throw everything but the kitchen sink at the parasites #AdoptDontShop
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
4 years
@fred_connection Dans la cuisine ! 🤔 Non, c’est pas ça...
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@Be2the9s
Benthe
7 years
@myleftfang Did they plan the tour around your birthday or was that just a happy coincidence? 😀
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