Event manager and choreographer (at luxury resorts worldwide), French TV producer, Dutch smart-ass, rec poker player. I like my humour dry and my sports extreme
@jameelajamil
One pulled a knife on me, because my answer was ‘no, thank you’. Surprisingly, that didn’t change my mind, so he stabbed my handbag, and I punched him in the face.
@kawaRCC
@jameelajamil
I don’t scare easily. The interesting part was how different the reactions were (men vs women). Nobody else had seen the knife, so when I threw that punch, men started to defend the guy who was “just asking me out”. When I mentioned the knife, they tutted, the women got furious.
@Liv_Boeree
Has been like this forever. It’s surprising it look this long for France to vote far right en masse. The guy who tried to get me to go on a date with the help of knife (and stabbed my bag) was an immigrant as well
Has a woman ever seen a picture of a man holding a fish and thought: he must be a great hunter-gatherer. He’ll provide for me. (I’d like the option to swipe down, pls)
@NickKocher
Or maybe...
Dear
@CalvinKlein
,
This dapper young man will be attending the Emmy Awards tomorrow, but he has lost his tuxedo. Can you help?
Woke up to a text from the most beautiful girl in the world, asking if I’m willing to come to Thailand and work with her. Life’s fun again. (Yes, I’m well aware that this is not the case for everyone)
@anishgiri
YT recommended a video in which you clapped back (at a rude comment) so phenomenally, that I am now a fan.
What are Giri fans called? So I can put it in my bio. 😁