MrDodgy
@ChessProblem
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Organizer of prestigious chess tournaments. Influencer? RTs are always endorsements, otherwise QT, silly.
Sweden
Joined June 2012
you cheat at chess because you want to win money. i cheat at chess because i like sticking things up my ass. we are not the same.
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now do praggnanandhaa.
G= Groundbreaking ✅.U= Unwavering ✅.K = Knowledgeable ✅.E= Enduring ✅.S= Skillful ✅.H= Humble ✅
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as a mark of respect for the 18th world champion, kramnik will delay accusing him of cheating for 24 hours.
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hard to beat these Fischer pics (taken 5 years apart)
Magnus Carlsen, before and after five world championship titles in classical chess.
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BREAKING NEWS:. Hikaru Nakamura just announced on stream that he is counter-suing for the sum of "2 juicers".
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@benshapiro @MattWalshBlog you're laughing. a hateful bigot was mildly inconvenienced and you're LAUGHING.
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people can visit the 2800 club but only one guy gets to live there
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disquastung behaviour from hikaru's editor, who is clearly editing in the eval bar to youtube videos purely as kramnik-bait
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finally, an indian in the candidates without "anand" in his name. wait nvm.
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ding liren.
In honor of National One-Hit Wonder Day, what's your favorite one-hit wonder?
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also very excited to see Hikaru refer to the jury as "chat" multiple times.
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just got a call from hans' accountant, poor guy was openly weeping
As the #1 Blitz Player on CHESSCOM. I challenge the #2 and #3 players to an OTB Blitz match to decide who the best player in the world is. I am willing to put up anywhere from 1 to 1 million USD. If they are too afraid of the challenge, I expect them to retract all false
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magnus shows huge respect to Our Queen by refusing to play today.
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quitting chess forever because i resigned here 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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@MagnusCarlsen Does the explicit permission relate to anal beads or a different kind of adult toy?.
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okay I’m 30 mins into RRR and if all Indian movies are like this then I am REALLY ON BOARD.
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What if Alireza wins the candidates and announces the only opponent who motivates him is Nihal?.
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Magnus doesn’t want to be wc.Ding has spiralled since he became wc.Alireza doesn’t want to play chess.Hikaru only wants to stream.Nepo only wants to win the candidates . the path is clear for Hans.
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Karjakin has announced FIDE must reveal their names, star signs & favourite bands within 24 hours or he will never play chess again.
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does anyone have principles.
Smart desicion to please Indian chess community, meanwhile forgetting about other fans & players. Selective nobleness. @FIDE_chess #ChessOlympiad #Chess.
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the guy hangs out with <someone> for 3 days and all of a sudden he's a GM.
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Just got into a taxi. The driver asked me my favourite game, I told him it is chess. He said “great, we can play! I’m not banned like Sergey” 😂😂😂.
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its gonna be magnus but lets pretend there is doubt.
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it's a shame one of the biggest creators in chess decided to promote this uncritical interview with an alleged sex trafficker 🙃
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i was losing a chess game online this morning and my opp said "please resign, this game brings shame to both of our families".
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3 grandmasters walk into a bar and order drinks. The first says “My favourite opening is the English, so I’ll have an English cider.”. The second says “My favourite opening is the French, so I’ll have French wine.”. The third says “I play the Berlin so I’ll just go home early.”.
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they use crypto for gambling because it's unregulated, making it much easier to exploit an underage audience. this is gross and it is aimed at kids
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it’s great to see Stalin is still supporting chess.
Congratulations to @DGukesh on an incredible achievement! 🏆 . At just 17 years old, he's made history as the youngest-ever challenger in the #FIDECandidates and the first teenager to claim victory. Best of luck in the battle ahead against Ding Liren for the World Chess
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Jake Paul has announced his next fight will be CHESS BOXING. He will take on the 10th World Champion Boris Spassky
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Karjakin wants to start his own chess federation but has he considered the unintended consequences? . For example, many people may laugh themselves to death.
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I’ll stop now. @SergeyKaryakin, all I ask is that when you put your children to bed tonight, please take a moment to imagine you’re not in safe, comfortable Dubai. Imagine you’re stuck in an apartment block in Kyiv, with sirens going off and explosions getting closer… 1/2.
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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has nominated Vladimir Kramnik to head up a new fairplay task force. The Department of Interesting Chess Claims will receive federal funding to create an army of mathematicians, eye tracking specialists and defamation lawyers
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Magnus is about to announce that he'll "only defend his title against Vishy".
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Magnus has announced he's only motivated to play a WC match against Abdusattorov.
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disturbing footage has arisen of mr kramnik wearing a watch during TT, a brutal violation that he must surely apologise for
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ding losing this endgame would be a thematic end to his reign.
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okay streaming with 4 cameras is the appropriate response but i really hope he adds a new one every day for a month
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is Nepo the strongest player never to become world champion?.
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I have alarming news
@wly_codger @ChessProblem It's not about being a fan of anyone. Hikaru is not top 5 in classical.
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I definitely wouldn't say the opening ceremony was boring but my expectations for 3 hours of Indian entertainment are RRReally high.
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team gukesh is collapsing. they’re turning against each other and blaming everyone. it’s chaos. they didn’t expect the french or ding to play well. vishy is being parachuted in
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some people don't wanna play on the rest day, some people don't wanna play on the game day
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okay after watching hikaru's stream, i truly hope the 3rd best chess player on earth is being paid astronomical amounts of money to do *this*. for 4 hours and counting
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