Jamie Kerstetter
@JamieKerstetter
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Marketing Manager @clubwptgold, poker player/commentator, animal lover
Vegas
Joined May 2011
Just won my first ever @WSOP circuit 💍 on my phone, while charging it in a casino bathroom—got some real @depaulo_ryan vibes, about to go yell in the parking lot about being the greatest
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I tried to win a @wsop ring for a decade and just got two within a couple weeks, holy shit. I ran sooooooo good.
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It feels too entitled to be sad about 114 buys ins and being the second luckiest person in a 1200 player field. So I’m just going to be happy instead . Ty so much for the best rail ever, live and virtual . Cried happy tears multiple times today and have never been more grateful.
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@NiallHarbison Maybe today we return the favor and post for you our happy rescue dogs until you’re feeling better 🫂
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Guy tried to bluff me the first tourney I played after busting the Main . hhahahhahahhahahahah no.
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Has ACR considered letting a bot handle their PR.
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This woman has the power to cancel out 100 trolls
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Too excited to even think of a good joke here. Must be how Norman always feels.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS!!! 🚨 . My latest article is about how @JamieKerstetter will be joining @lonmceachern and @NormanChad in the WSOP commentary booth as @CBSSports put the band back together! . ⛔️ WARNING: Hilarious quotes from the trio included. 🖊
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So Trump paid 173 years worth of income tax for sex with Stormy Daniels?.
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I’d play more tourneys if every place gave out tiny replica casinos for trophies and you could try to collect the whole strip.#HowToGetMoreWomenToPlay.#MakePokerCute
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Bagged 599k @LodgePokerClub,.100bbs for tmrw, I’m drunk, first is gonna be a lot, let’s gooo
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Every poker player’s worst day of the year is the day they bust the Main for the 22nd time.
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Good news guys. I get to try my first slowroll today!
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That was so much fun, @CoreyPaggeot was an awesome tag team partner . Congrats @padspoker @UhlenPoker . Very deserving winners. Tysm all our friends who came to rail, I love you ❤️.
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What a month it’s been for these shitty emojis .🟩🟨⬛️⬜️.a real Cinderella story.
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I just don’t understand why they kept testing him so much. That’s what caused this.
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!.
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Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my first cup of bleach.
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Drinking til there’s a new President, whether that means one day or four years.
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Waiting in a bathroom line for the first time at wsop and I change my mind about wanting more women in poker.
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Lost $300K betting against Doug posting topless pics. Wp Perkins.
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Why is it impossible to leave a cash game stuck small?. Winning more than $0: bye guys.Losing life savings: gnight everyone.Stuck $22: I live here now. Please tuck me in @ariafloorguy.
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Excited to see more women in poker.
Two nuns admit embezzling cash for Vegas gambling trips
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Really loving a pet means signing up for the worst day ever. RIP Pizza the cat, the chillest most boss cat, never afraid of anything—a cuddler of 80-pound dogs. Always happy to park his butt on my laptop when I needed a break from studying—a true bro. I’ll miss you buddy 💙🍕
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You guys also say the answers out loud when watching jeopardy alone . Right.
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I started out giving him a treat every time he sat. Then every other time. And now only once in a while. Puppy’s first lesson in downswings.
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***SPOILER***. Congrats @kooraay90, @WSOP Champion! —and George Holmes, who put many people in the blender over the last few days!. Thanks for making this job fun @lonmceachern @NormanChad @jeffplatt @MariaHo @Ali_Nejad @NickSchulman and everyone in the @PokerGO crew ❤️.
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Can’t believe signing Dan Bilzerian is not going well.
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Session 5 Result: -$206,994.59 365 hands. Total: -$25,916.87 1,737 hands. Had some unfortunate spots today. What you gonna do. Looking forward to playing some more next week (we will likely be upping the volume as well).
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I wish the Bravo app would display the temperature of each poker room.
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The poker world has taught me that it is actually possible to give 110%.
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Wow I saw this tweet just in time
So is anyone else gonna tell these girls that lip filler is losing guys, not getting them more? . I can’t standby idly and watch this, hate me if you must.
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🚨 I won a $12,400 package to @WPT World Championship on @wpt_global and I’m giving it away here! 🚨 . Enough of the feel-good contests—. Nominate a friend who is so in the hole from gambling that only a 1st place win can get them out 😆 . RT this and follow @wpt_global to enter
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Made the FT @WSOP $1500 O8 with a very short stack for a very short time . $15,920, had a great time, love this game. Maybe I will learn how to play it someday
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For $8M, you wizards could trash my play as much as you want. I'd respond to 1 tweet/day from my Hawaiian mansion for the rest of my life.
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. final table
I personally would rather be worst player with a bracelet.
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Don’t fuck with me. Is all I’m saying.
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Pretty unlucky to have used the last of the tear gas on that church photo op.
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I feel like you should be charged an ante for every 5 seconds you don’t muck after being shown the winning hand.
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Here is a guy taking a picture of the man he just stacked by flopping a royal. I am dead. @runitupreno
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Made the money @WSOP Main - bagging 12bb and a red starburst for day 4 tomorrow!.#KidWithaDream
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I am even more terrified than how terrified I look.
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Great job but why were you so soft on hurricanes
Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!.
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They warned us about 10-handed when they really should’ve warned about this
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And now it’s time for the ladies event! Had beer for breakfast, wish me luck.
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OK so now we know a massive amount of cocaine does not prevent covid.
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Confirmed not Mike the Math.
Please help me math poker people! If 320m people live in USA and 1.5m have coved 19 and 80k have died, what are odds of getting covid 19 and dying? I’ll hep you . 003% to get virus .00025% to die. You have better chance of dying in car crash it’s a media driven bunch of bs! #math.
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Made the FT of the @WPT Ladies World Championship with a little more than avg stack. @loufrancoeur @pokerkat @jjliu9065 still in the mix. I haven’t slept in two weeks wish me luck .
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Bencb would cry himself to sleep if he were in some of my group chats . Women in poker are at the very top of their game in at least one category: roasting the fuck out of this guy.
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Day 3 Monster Stack with 1M going to 15K/30K. Some idiot is going to win $1M and I’d like to be that idiot
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Attempted to take a day off, laid by the pool for 20 minutes and now looking for what tourneys I can late reg
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Ty guys ❤️.
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@JustinBonomo @WSOP Who from WSOP/GG made this decision?. Such a petty way to lose millions of dollars in a lawsuit.
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When you’re asking someone about a hand and they lead with “As played” you know you fucked it up real good.
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This was fun and terrifying. Ty @Stapes and vodka for making me finally try and @runitupreno for being the most positive environment poker has to offer ❤️
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This is worth roughly 2 bracelets to me.
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These guys who enter women’s events have the worst “main character syndrome.” Let other people enjoy things, not everything is about you.
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It’s crucial as a pro to be emotionally balanced. I pride myself in being totally the same, winning or losing.#SWOL
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Poker is a gentlemen’s game like the Rhino is a gentlemen’s club.
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I showed this to my dog and he euthanized himself.
Just as it became unacceptable to use racist, homophobic, or ableist language, phrases that trivialize cruelty to animals will vanish as more people begin to appreciate animals for who they are and start ‘bringing home the bagels’ instead of the bacon.
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Puppy gained 40% of his body weight in 10 days. I accidentally adopted godzilla didn’t I
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Going to be disappointed in table talk at every other table I play on forevermore. Really ❤️ these awesome women .
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AK<AJ bvb, the elusive 🦁🏆 wasn’t meant to be this time . Had fun, would recommend .⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Like this tweet if you want to know what your resolution *should* be.
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Running a WSOP this year would probably be out of the question if no vaccine existed . *closes Twitter for two weeks*
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@SrslySirius All women have rectangle hips . You’d know that if you ever saw a naked woman, incel.
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One hour flight—one guy had to be forcibly removed before take off, one lady threatened to take another lady outside upon landing. I take full responsibility for choosing Frontier.
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Can only assume you never wear shoes because, if you needed them, your feet would’ve evolved yourself a pair?.
If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. We haven’t. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that.
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This is what I sound like when I’m playing online.
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Anybody in Canada want to marry me*?. *and my boyfriend.
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Ejected from main 99<AK. And idk what this says about my mental health but I’m excited to be in the booth for the rest of the coverage . gl everyone 💕.
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People who dress up to fly, what is wrong with you.
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Just got a customer service response from wsop about a glitch that froze a $50 tourney, 23 days later. Twenty.Three.Days .Later. The email asks for info that I included in the original message. Please dear god we need competitor sites in this space asap.
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Not my best plan.
Drinking til there’s a new President, whether that means one day or four years.
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“Khabib is an impressive candidate with the perfect temperament for the Supreme Court”.-Susan Collins, probably.
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We have two settings in Vegas.1. Drought so bad we find the bodies on the bottom of Lake Mead.2. This.
If you're going to Planet Hollywood tonight bring an umbrella
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But what if dnegs has already spent all the poy prize money?!.
Due to a data error, the 2019 World Series of Poker Player of the Year is actually Robert Campbell…not Daniel Negreanu.
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Anyone with antibodies selling to the WSOP Main?.
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Hey everyone, please remember to secure your pets inside tonight. Shelters have 30% more intake the day after July 4th bc pets run away in fear of fireworks. Thanks❤️🤍💙.
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