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Just a guy reading about sports, movies, and music. Oxford Comma stan. Does Santa come down a pellet stove?

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@ericriveracooks Jesus. That’s not even funny. That’s disrespectful in the most basic ways.
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@jimbcbs4 Almost like this fits with the FBI’s warning of white nationalists and supremacists were infiltrating police forces across the USA.
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@jamesmurtagh @ruthkanda_4ever It’s insane. They lit it on fire rather than pay for an environmental cleanup. This is going to be so much worse in the immediate, and in the future. It’s scary as hell. They’re arresting reporters and taxiing them away.
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@ACTBrigitte So many holes in this Swiss cheese logic. Extreme rural areas would lose service. Everything would cost far more. USPS is literally written into the laws that govern us (or used to before 2016), UPS/FedEx both use USPS to handle parts of their services because it works. FOH.
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@gartmartin9 @Bakari_Sellers Also a good chance they tend to be states that need federal subsidies to stay afloat.
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@Muflinh @RuralMissionary @Josh_Moon @ThabitiAnyabwil He may have said something really mean! Like, really really mean.
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@Ghost730360 @PolkHeel23 @thorku Answer: no. They’re a hater.
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@ggreenwald Remember when the name Glenn Greenwald didn’t make you immediately roll your eyes?.
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@BethSchongar @jamesmurtagh @ruthkanda_4ever We agree here. I also think the overall problem is that they’ve been lying, and are actively lying still. To take them at their word on ANYTHING that is going on right now is negligent in my opinion.
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@333donna @vinn_ayy The constant among these willful misinterpretations is middle-aged or older white people. This is wild.
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@Jandal_It @notcapnamerica Some would call it “gamesmanship”, but I also think it’s beneath them. It’s on the player to stand up for themselves to the judge, and Coco did with poise. Love it.
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@UFLORIDAJOE @HBTFD2122 @crosbyfan8777 @KylePorterCBS Nobody tried to run over a cop. Thats what normal humans call “copaganda” you absolute toaster oven.
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@xsf19705 @arb @SlaterNFL There’s an element of selfishness, and vindictiveness. People that “struggled” to get by proudly tell anyone that’ll listen, and many don’t want someone to get paid for something they didn’t get paid to do. Like student loan forgiveness. “Hey I had to pay mine back! Not fair!”.
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@pironautic @esrtweet You don’t GET it. We need NUANCE in molestation and pedophilia! Don’t you see?!?!?!?! (/s).
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@yc Big “guess your taxes every year and we’ll eventually let you know if you owe us a shitton of money” vibes.
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@matthiasellis He’s a weird, pretty dumb, incel-adjacent guy with an army of similar weirdos that pay for Twitter. They show up in your mentions all the bloody time. Kinda like the ones here….
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@Kimlovesbaddies @XBlackZeusX @OsheaJacksonJr Awww. You’re a petty, little person. Being angry online like this is very sad. Hopefully someday you find happiness.
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@revrrlewis The party of freedoms say “No! Not those freedoms!”.
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@justinbaragona Look at all these zealots for DJT and Q. You want to look at billionaires who have had actual, provable, lasting negative effect on our country? Look no further than the Koch brothers. But they did it on “your side” so it’s completely different. Right.
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@diet_olivier @sillyolddaniel @jennyhan Just like they make extremely different music. I think you’re onto something here.
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@michaelharriot Whenever you throw down “A thread” I have to get ready.
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@SpaceArtisan2 @iBeSuckaFree You could at least provide the context. He was forced to sign a bill Congress hammered out. His original plan would’ve cut the funding.
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@smudge90210 @Suffragentleman “Buying shit I don’t care about to own the libs” might be the dumbest things I’ve seen on here this week.
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@bethanyshondark So…you had social safety nets, but others shouldn’t? Do you try to tweet things that you’ll later regret?.
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@Suffragentleman I don’t know who you are, but this tweet popped up in trending. Fortunately for me it’s so obviously disingenuous that I will continue to not know who you are.
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@faceyouhate But she DID get attacked by dinosaurs, man.
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@SoulofSowell @atrupar It’s a public speaking voice. Preachers use it, as to other people that are masters of ceremony. You think MLK went around every day life speaking to his family in this same intonations he used in his civil rights speeches?.
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@ericsports The fact that Burfict was allowed to play as long as he did while cheap-shotting as many players as he did is also disgusting.
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@Lescambro @hannahcrileyy Because they’re wiping a huge green area and implementing a training facility to better train police to act violently and escalate situations.
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@MickstapeShow David Stern: not one to mince words.
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@yc Man, reminds me of my cat. 🤣
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@Drewcampbell21 @awfulannouncing Do you dumb, ignorant, lying blue check havers get email blasts telling y’all what to say and what to support? It’s like whenever a stupid story pops up y’all are there just being wrong as loud as you can.
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@CapobiaNB @neicey12510 Secular people just don’t care enough about religion. We care that he did a lot of good, and is remembered for it. Now, conservative Christians likely DO care, as Peaches pointed out, but don’t like to mention what he was driven to do by his faith.
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@EmceeColumns @Itzxsamm @candyorcandice @shaunking It’s something a lot of us have been waiting for: good police standing up against bad police. Hiding behind unions and allowing disgusting behavior like this is just plain bad.
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@RC_Cola_Fan @onceagainmoore @47sOffice @aqzwsxedcrvftbg As soon as he got to speak on the trail he had a huge surge in support online and in polling. Then they muzzled him and made him spit out their own lines, and it hamstrung him.
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@KATVNews Lyrics are creepy as hell when thought about in our modern time, but that doesn’t change how they were intended in their era. It was flirty song back then. Sometimes we go too far with our bans and boycotts. This seems like one of those times.
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@supertriqui @RndMndOfJEBrown @CoachAaronBrice @freedarko Seriously. This other take was terrible to start, but you just laid it down.
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@GirimonteNicky @sedonaprince_ It’s nice to see Twitter come together to rightfully point out all the things that are wrong here.
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@EoinHiggins_ This is what people mean when they say defund the police. 6 officers shouldn’t be showing up for a call about possible suicide/mental health emergency. It should be people w/ mental health training, and maybe an officer for protection. They escalated that situation unnecessarily.
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@Bubblebathgirl Because he’s the oldest sitting President, and he decided to poke fun of that.
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@revrrlewis Much like most of the arguments being used when you get down to it. it’s about entitlement. Not basic rights. I want my hair cut! I want my dry cleaning done! I want to get my beauty supplies from the my salon! What about my au pair?!.
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@SlauterIsland @TaylorLorenz Privilege. Lots of it. Everywhere.
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@dmdc96 @dirtydoce @jacaelasrogue Because they simply disagree with you. They’d rather champion taking women’s body autonomy than listen to anyone that dissents.
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@bader_diedrich @tonyposnanski “I’m not gonna stop but I feel a little bad” this is gold.
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@marv0l0riddle @RandylandSZN Go back to church, weirdo.
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@RTide69 The worst part for me trying to figure out this trend: I can’t tell what’s a solid sarcastic joke, or what is someone being ridiculous.
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@Esqueer_ So a blue check lets you write so much that nobody will read it.
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@DickieNuggz @Jared_Carrabis @Sharty_Jr This is just sad, and weird on your part.
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@JWolfsonSocial @shivasdancefit @McauleyHolmes No surprise given the listing of descriptors in her bio: MAGA, “Patriot” (big air quotes here), Jesus Christ, and one of my favorite claims: America 1st.
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@RoFlo “Stay professional” coming from the parents who are needlessly harassing an umpire. Some people just need to stay home.
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@kvanaren Look at the whiny children here pissing in their shoes because Jeselnik has opinions differing from their own.
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@BuzzPatterson Tells me more about her son actually.
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@slam254 @ESPNCFB You’re trying, and failing. Take the L.
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@klew24 All of this. Every single point.
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@RCasparriello @Warriors_Guru Going for the ball here too….
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This is nuts
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@mhc_76 Look at those bootyhole eyes. He’s deep in the raw milk.
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@MostCrucified Meanwhile you can’t get a few mins of fame with your personality. Criminal.
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@JDPowPow @Jared_Carrabis You’re right. Shohei, MLB, IRS, Fed Gov’t are all part of some nefarious plot to…impugn the character of his translator? That’s doesn’t track. Occam’s Razor here.
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@Zteoheb @micah_erfan That’s simply not true. You’re setting your opinions as if they’re fact.
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@greze @Muflinh @RuralMissionary @Josh_Moon @ThabitiAnyabwil No. I was being sarcastic because this situation looks terrible. What the hell was that guy thinking just going off and throwing a full-body overhand right?.
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@mathias_venita @RollingStone I am somehow still surprised that Minaj sampled it even after Chapman said NO. SMH.
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@Urzorn @Masai7 @DeathsSunrise @OlliGenos @esjesjesj It was the spark in the tinderbox.
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@_Steve_Bennett @CarlinaRivera Bingo. Clear warning message of: this could happen to anyone for anything.
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@keatubroncucia @girldrawsghosts He and Jeselnik keep my faith in comedy alive. They both have very level-headed views on what comedy is and can be, and why lazy comics get “cancelled”. (Spoiler: they don’t. They either have real consequences for actions, or people get tired of them).
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@AngryHamhock @MonarchWolf @angryaboutbikes @SFBART When you don’t see them as human beings (as OP clearly doesn’t) then it’s all gucci.
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@ask_aubry Incels don’t go near women. The only ones they see are the very specific types of porn they watch.
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@LocalZaay @famouslos32 This is what happens. An officer gives a person conflicting orders in succession then escalated when his conflicting orders aren’t followed. In this case he’s physically restraining him while ordering him to get out of his face.
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@Akheheh @shivasdancefit @McauleyHolmes The level of entitlement needed to compare responsible people shaming an irresponsible person for being selfish is staggering. This person should go read a book or two and learn something about the city of “Nazi, Germany” as she so put it. I just can’t sometimes.
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@JackPLamb Are you fucking 12? Grow up, champ. He used a slur and is getting rightly flamed for it.
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@LegendaryEnergy What an uninformed, misguided tweet. Thank you for starting my day with a chuckle.
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@SirHowardCoward @sativapeachgod And people wonder why Twitter is made fun of so much now. This shit is absolutely insane. But here’s its normalized. And encouraged with pay-for blue check bots and farms.
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@TyrenePamstein @AndrewYang Really crazy that exit polls are saying “I don’t care how many people die, I’m sick of this virus, and its effects on the economy” as if that means fuckall.
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@tgt6617 So many times they showed a highlight of Mahomes in the pocket, and someone was getting obviously held while they ignored it.
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@remartin_34 I think two things can be true. He used a hateful, bigoted slur, and he most likely doesn’t have bigoted feelings towards members of certain communities. It was bad, dumb, insensitive, and he apologized. That’s all you can ask for other than cutting that slur from his vocab.
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@thejoeshow1221 @Royals You do a disservice to your proclaimed lord and savior by acting like you’re some sort of persecuted martyr. Disgusting.
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@bigwhitehick @jpnorair @theelishev Every tweet you send shows us how little you understand that which you are blathering about.
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@MickstapeShow Talking shit to Russ only makes him stronger.
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@BenjaminPDixon @sneako It’s almost always projection.
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@davidgaliel @Jared_Carrabis Trying to connect this to “Trumpism” is utter modern “twitterism”.
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@starkssblood It’s disgusting that 13RW gets a fourth, count it, FOURTH season, but OA gets two and then the axe.
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@tr3vor__m8 @CurlyMcNulty Hid all the assholes. Big difference.
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@PeteBlackburn it’s that time of year again, brother…Ellie’s on tv
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@SAKingWriter @ColneedsRental @degenCese He’s making cents. We’re fine for pointing out he’s a shitbag.
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@atragicvillain @AkilahObviously @BenReiss You just confirmed their point. You absolute knobhead.
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@jw_mike @Buster_ESPN Not even remotely.
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@IamJDeshawnB @famouslos32 Yuuup. We’re going to need some updates to this.
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@JordanUhl This is Russia. United Soviet States of America.
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Let us not forget Uncle O’Grimacey.
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@Deven_holt @PamelaDayM I like this:
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@egirItears New Zealand is very much with the shit.
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@BessieW69379347 @Esqueer_ @RitchieTorres @MartiGCummings “I’m a Christian.” Sure, Jan.
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@jayhaykid We will evolve and realize 250 is the new 300, and then 225 will be the new 250. Etc.
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@ericriveracooks This is just rage bait…right? Please tell me it is.
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@Amicus828 @CNN The implication is they aimed weapons at kids and threatened them and used racial slurs. That's what was criminal here.
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@BryanDeanWright Uhh…you don’t usually give vaccines to people who are currently sick.
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@mwbourdeau This is easily the worst take I’ve seen since things starting going haywire.
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