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Part-time golfer, full-time dad joke teller, and lover of food. Husband. Dad. University of Florida alum. Go Gators.

Boca Raton, FL
Joined October 2021
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8 months
If you weren’t there to witness it you just won’t understand. Gainesville was DIFFERENT from 2006-2009.
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Florida Gators 🐊🔥
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The Art of Tim Tebow 🐐
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4 months
@FHPTampa People who harm children and pets are the lowest in society and need to be dealt with accordingly.
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2 years
@SaycheeseDGTL A quarter of the NBA clapped them cheeks. He's just looking out for his son. Can't blame him.
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@KerrickDuchy @Desharious_Reed “These hoes ain’t loyal” - Christopher Maurice Brown.
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2 years
@AlexAnstedCFB Yes. I can.
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2 years
@NFL_DovKleiman @JosinaAnderson Sure it is, Cam.
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1 year
A fully healthy Florida State team with Jordan Travis loses this game to Georgia. They just lose by less. They aren't one of the 4 best teams fully healthy. The ACC was the worst conference in college football this year, and there wasn't a close second.
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@dannykanell The school you cheer for stormed the field after beating a 6 win Florida team last November. I'd delete this.
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5 months
Even Will Muschamp won 11 games in a season with no offense at all.
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5 months
Meet Harrison, y’all. He came out chomping.
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2 years
The CFB Playoff committee calling Nick Saban when they see TCU get blown out:
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4 months
Billy Napier is now 14-17 at Florida. He is 7-12 against SEC opponents. He is 8-17 against Power 4 opponents. He is 2-12 against ranked opponents. And he now has 11 losses on the road in less than 3 full seasons. WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO SEE?. #PayTheBuyout.
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4 months
@CollegeGameDay His marriage:
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1 year
Florida State has faced 8 backup QB's this year in the worst conference in college football and has a combined opponent record of 67-76. They've only beaten 4 teams with a winning record and not a single team with a double-digit win record. They are not one of the 4 best teams.
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Shannon Snell
1 year
Hate to say it, but FSU won every game on their schedule this season. Doesn’t matter how they won or the circumstances. They’re an undefeated Power 5 conference champion. It’ll be a crime if they’re not in the playoffs.
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@barstoolsports Attitude like his father with no results. His father is a Super Bowl champion and a Hall of Famer. Shedeur has no hardware and a losing record.
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5 months
I believe Lane Kiffin is the only hire that would universally be applauded. By boosters, fans, and media. And I think Lane could convince DJ to stay. Outside of the microscopic chance Urban entertains a return…. Nobody else would move the needle. And yes, Lane would leave Oxford.
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1 year
@barstoolsports And a lot of women see Deshaun Watson in their nightmares every night.
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2 months
The defensive staff at Florida deserves an all inclusive resort stay at a location of their choosing. What a job they have done the last month.
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3 months
The Etienne family is something else.
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1 year
Imagine rooting for this man to fail. He's the definition of a great human.
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#Colts QB1 Anthony Richardson signed autographs until a team staffer forced him to leave. The rookie even signed and gave away his cleats when a few kids repeatedly begged for them. There’s also a cameo from AR’s little bro, Corey Carter, who was rocking his big bro’s helmet.
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5 months
🤔
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6 months
The Miami hype is insane. Mario’s record at Miami is 12-13.
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Joel Klatt expects an 11-win season from Miami in 2024🙌. “10-2 is an underachievement for the Hurricanes. Mario Cristobal is under an immense amount of pressure with this roster that they have and the schedule that they face. This is an 11-1 team all day long.”. (via
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5 months
Nick Saban just said “the culture needs to change at Florida” . Billy Napier told us all offseason the culture has been changed and he has the best team he’s had since being at Florida. Yikes. This is bad bad.
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1 year
The disrespect for Billy Napier and this Gators team is astounding. These people are acting like Florida is Rutgers now. This team (with the worst defense in the SEC last season) lost by 5 points on the road at Tennessee, beat South Carolina by 32 points, beat Texas A&M by 17.
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1 year
@dannykanell It be your own tweets sometimes.
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1 year
Already seen a bunch this bowl season but brace yourself for some idiotic college football takes today.
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1 year
@RGIII 63-3 isn't opt-outs. Florida State benefitted from one of the easiest schedules in America and a quarterback that masked a ton of flaws. Without Jordan Travis, FSU is absolute manure.
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2 years
@arkad333 @MrGo30 That team that just lost to Tulane???????
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5 months
Lagway packing his bags and leaving if Napier gets fired.
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4 months
If Florida loses this game… you cannot let him coach another game. This has been almost single handedly Napier’s fault. Quarterback mismanagement, clock mismanagement, personnel mismanagement. Florida should be up by 20 right now. And it’s only 3-0 because of the head coach.
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3 years
Dan Mullen is really 7-45 against ranked opponents as a head coach. That. Is. Awful.
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1 year
Travis Etienne gotta chill on this app. Buddy wants to tweet negativity every time his little brother doesn't get the rock. But he was quiet last week when Trevor was getting 80% of the carries.
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5 months
The #1 thing the next head coach has to do is convince Lagway to stay. That’s priority number 1. He’s the future and you can’t let him go anywhere else.
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The ONLY team to beat Nick Saban in the SEC Championship game: The Florida Gators.
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Games don't matter.
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1 year
#9 Missouri upsets 5 win Florida.
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Connor O'Gara
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Harrison Mevis, Thiccer Kicker/Gator chomper
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@barstoolsports @BarstoolPhilly @StoolBaseball Bryce hasn’t slept in days. Holy shit.
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6 months
Do the Lord’s work, boys.
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6 months
For the first time in 2024…IT’S GAME WEEK! 🇮🇪. #StingEm🐝
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11 months
Don’t know if we will ever see a group like this. They stayed together for all 4 years.
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2 months
Time to come home… 🐊.
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BREAKING: Mississippi State WR Creed Whittemore plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sports. The 5’11 185 WR from Gainesville, FL will have 3 years of eligibility remaining . Ranked as a Four-Star Recruit in the ‘23 Class (per On3).
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9 months
@KylePorterCBS Scheffler tried to blow through a traffic barricade after a person died from being struck by a car. Cop tried to stop him and Scheffler kept driving. Tbh… any person would be arrested for doing that.
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1 year
@FSU_Barstool You're going to lose by 40 points. Don't you worry. It's coming.
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4 months
If Napier can beat UGA, I will cease and desist all negative slander of him.
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2 months
One last time for the regular season…
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4 months
@NC5 Fixed it.
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Fan base has already fired Napier and it’s not even halftime.
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5 months
From what I’m being told today…. The money is no longer the object. The people with the money are over the Napier experiment.
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5 months
Firing Billy will be ~$26 million. We then have to hire and pay a new coach a salary. And aren’t we still paying Dan Mullen too?. I need yall to be completely real and not let your emotions take over reality.
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This uniform is gonna hit like crack against Samford
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1 year
This is what made Urban Meyer quit. Fans wanted a 50-point win every game, and it isn't realistic.
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The Lagway Foundation™
1 year
Idk about y’all negative fvkks, but I'm vibin with this Gator dub
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5 months
Florida State fans about to see that 2023 was a blip, not a trend. This is who Norvell is without a transcendent talent at quarterback.
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1 year
And now everyone wonders why Florida's program is so far behind. here it is. Daniel Mullen, folks.
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“He didn’t like to recruit though” . Kirby Smart just bodied Dan Mullen 😂
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3 months
I hope Jaime Ffrench flips to Florida.
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One last time until September….
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Lagway probably goes into 2025 as the Heisman favorite.
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5 months
I cannot WAIT to get a new coaching staff. CANT FUCKING WAIT.
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2 years
My mood at 7 pm on Saturday:
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Florida State is going to lose so many players to the portal after Saturday. Dark days ahead in the state capital. Couldn’t happen to a worse fanbase. Would love nothing more than to win by 50 on Saturday night.
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3 bold coaching predictions for the 2024 college football season: . 1. This is Dabo Swinney’s last season at Clemson. 2. This is Ryan Day’s last season at Ohio State. 3. Billy Napier wins 8 games and gets an extension.
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@NUCLRGOLF To all the LIV simps in the replies… I’ll make sure to try and catch a LIV tournament after the Gilmore Girls and Dawson’s Creek marathon is over on the CW Network.
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Eugene Wilson is gonna be transferring if we don’t fire Napier soon. Him liking that IG post says everything I need to know.
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What is Solomon Thomas waiting for? Make the move lil bro.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @shines1205 @ComplexSports Cam Newton arguing with a teenager and referencing his bank account. This screams soft. This is a grown man arguing with like a 16 year old. Weak.
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If Florida does happen to win today…. Do the Gators get ranked in the Top 25 this week?.
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1 year
Kirk Herbstreit in the booth last night, watching Tennessee lose.
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@MG50ADMIRER @LeadingReport @TeePal2 Because Ukraine has been one of the most corrupt governments on earth for a decade. No government is clean, but Ukraine is one of the filthiest on this planet.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @AdamSchefter Now arrest his accuser and we will be all set.
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ETN a whole ass bitch. “That’s why you come to Georgia” . Son, you had 31 yards against Florida and left the game.
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@jasrifootball FOOTBALL IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE "SAFE". IT'S FOOTBALL.
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Billy Napier is the WORST play caller I’ve ever witnessed. In my life. In a long list of awful play callers.
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Alabama is at 4. Florida State left out. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO UGA OR FSU. EVERYONE WINS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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1 year
I still think Florida finishes 7-5 this year. Maybe even 8-4. That's a massive overachievement for this coaching staff. Can we not forget that many in the media picked Florida to win 3-5 games this year? Georgia is the best team in the country. Everyone needs to chill tf out.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Missing the massage table….
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@barstoolsports He should be in prison. Not on a football team. I’ll let you decide.
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@stoolpresidente You on Thursday night:
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@raNdyisICE @BleacherReport @NickFriedell It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win.
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Payback for 2008. Ole Miss ruined our perfect season. Time to ruin their playoff chances.
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One day closer to the promised land, boys and girls. One day closer.
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NEWS: Florida is set to start Graham Mertz at quarterback tomorrow against Texas A&M, @CBSSports reports.
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12 minutes into College Gameday and Kirk already slamming Florida for being unprepared.
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Billy and his staff since Lane Kiffin's tweet:
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Is Billy Napier is the worst coach we’ve had since Urban left? . It’s close between Muschamp and Napier. But Napier is probably worse because he doesn’t recruit like Muschamp.
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Billy Napier lied to everyone.
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Tebow picked Tennessee?.He's banned.
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@BarrettsGoat @BleacherReport @wojespn No Herro or Oladipo and an unhealthy Adebayo. Just say you don't know ball.
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Napier's personality isn't built for this. He's too meek. Doesn't curse, doesn't yell, doesn't get fired up. Great for an elementary school teacher. Not good for a football coach in the SEC.
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If Billy Napier announces Lagway is starting on Saturday… it’ll show he’s serious about trying to save his job. If he says Mertz is out of protocol and will start then he will be fired before Halloween.
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Georgia fans laughed at me earlier this year when I said Florida would have a top 3 recruiting class. Now, what's even funnier. Florida is gonna push their idiot coach for the #1 class. Life comes at you FAST, huh?.
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2 years
The Gators (#8) are now ranked higher than any class Dan Mullen ever had at Florida.
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The biggest issue I have with Napier is all offseason he gave the fan base hope that this year would be different. He gave interviews and said this was his best team, his most complete team. He told us the culture was fixed. He had just landed 2 of the top 4 players in the.
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@dannykanell You are so pathetic. I feel bad for your kids.
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@AdamSchefter Gonna be funny when the Packers take a wide receiver in the first round just to give Rodgers the finger.
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2 years
@linzsports I want you to wear a shirt that says "I love Jesus" that affirms the humanity and beliefs of roughly 3 billion people worldwide. See what I did there?.
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2 years
Napier been in like 8 different cities in the last 48 hours.
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1 year
Billy Napier is 11-14 in two seasons at Florida. Never in my life. in my life. would I ever have thought about typing those words with ANY coach at Florida.
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