something deeply unholy about inflight wifi. the time should only be used for puzzle games and watching movies id never watch on land. i should not be able to read posts.
Name the most influential person on twitter in Australia, who uses a pseudonym.
The one who trends most often when posting.
Who dissects issues.
The one desperately missed if ever offline for any extended period.
I know the answer, but am interested in yours.
The Warne Identity where a man wakes up in the cigs section of a duty free store with no recollection of how he developed arsenal of unplayable leg breaks
responding to a friend when they send you a meme you’ve already seen:
“already saw that”
- not very nice
- they might not send you anymore
- vibe killer
“a classic!”
- uplifting
- a celebration of your shared sense of humour
- scintillating vibes
it’s 2009, midnight, your crush has just signed into msn, her username is “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin stars”, you begin to type:
“haha wot u doin up so late missy =P”
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking.
STORY:
I would like to dedicate my run from Olympic Park to a functioning train station to the brilliance of Sam Kerr… but as always I could not have done it without the NSW government’s decades long infrastructure failings 💙
at the pub on the weekend as part of a story i was telling I said “you know in high school when go to the supermarket and buy a 1.25L creaming soda” and all the guys nodded and all the girls were like what are you TALKING about
several of my friends and family continue to get mad at me for insisting i will never get covid due to my “immaculate vibes” and it “not being part of my journey”
apparently NSW police have a limited set of questions they can ask people like: why are you not at home, are you part of the same family unit, do you live with each other, do you love this shit, are you high right now, do you ever get ner-
i just heard a rumor… but there can’t possibly be any truth to it…. they’re… they’re saying tonight won’t just be state vs state… but also mate vs mate???