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Evan
4 months
Buffalo, NY
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4 years
You live in Buffalo now don’t tweet something like this ever again
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Got my @BWWings order delivered for draft weekend here at the Fromm household. Let’s go! #ad
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Knowing Stefon Diggs was out of town and got on a plane all by himself to come back and help serve meals on Jefferson and then more than a full day later seeing Terry and Kim Pegula say “obviously we weren’t in Buffalo when this happened but we just knew we HAD to be here” 🧐
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2 years
My neighborhood grocery store just just sprayed by an angry white teenager with a semiautomatic weapon because the internet convinced him that there’s a conspiracy to replant white people with other races but yes please tell me more about how people should be allowed to do this.
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1 year
There were close to 35,000 people downtown watching sports tonight and the Sabres weren’t involved. Minor League Baseball and Lacrosse. This city rules.
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this shit rocks
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2 years
My jaw is seriously dropped. Making being a Bills fan your entire personality to the point of leaving your animal, who needs medication, in your home alone knowing a blizzard is coming because you refuse to just miss one game half way across the country is straight up disgusting.
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2 years
Major respect to Sean McDermott and Zac Taylor for telling the league to go fuck itself on their “everybody just take five” suggestion.
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4 years
Just to make sure we’re 100% clear on this, Proud Boys are all straight up bitches and nobody should ever fear them. They’re edgelord craft beer dorks in matching polo shirts.
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Nate Benson
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DEVELOPING: Russell Salvatore has been accused of sexual harassment in a lawsuit filed today. Salvatore allegedly asked for an employee's hand then forced her to touch his erection while at his Transit Rd. restaurant last April. @wgrz Full story:
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2 years
Rent-a-Center is one of the most predatory class warfare business models in existence so I hope every single one of them in the city of Buffalo gets absolutely cleaned out.
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4 years
If you live in Buffalo I cannot stress enough that you should go give all of your money to the black-owned Sunshine Vegan Eats on Jefferson.
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3 months
The Pink was a shit hole but it was our shit hole and also our parents’ shit hole and in some cases also their parents’ shit hole. RIP.
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3 years
If you’re vaccinated PLEASE stop beating yourself up over getting Covid because the entire reason for getting vaccinated is so that we can function as a society without the threat of death. Rest, relax, feel better just like you would with any other illness. You’re not a monster.
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Evan
6 years
The members of this band are 14 years old. @faultxline1
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Evan
4 years
BUFFALO: The faces of two racist dipshits who ran out of MT Pockets on Hertel during our march yesterday, tried to instigate fist fights, and then pulled knives when they were forced backwards. Spread this and get me info on who they are. @madisonlcarter @Ali_IngNews @wgrzMichael
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2 years
Obsessed with this *obviously* deleted Labatt Draft Room post. I so badly want to meet the person who got paid to make and post this.
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Evan
4 years
Love to protest not being able to go to the gym by proving I don’t need to go to the gym to work out
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Jeff Rusack
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Protest happening now across the street from Bills Stadium over state COVID-19 restrictions. @wkbw
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4 years
It seems that @BPDAlerts Lieutenant Mike Delong, who was suspended without pay in 2014 for a domestic violence incident, is now calling women “disrespectful little fucking cunts” for asking why he needed to bring ten cops to check out a crackhead at a convenience store. Cool!
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2 years
Told a Barstool fan that despite what Dave Portnoy says, Michael Scott says that Sbarro is the best pizza slice in New York.
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4 years
Definitive proof the person who’s car got turned into the Street Fighter car smash mini game was not a victim but an aggressor. Investigate and arrest this person for attempted murder now, they could have killed people. @BPDAlerts @TheBuffaloNews @wgrzMichael @markpoloncarz
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5 years
@KrangTNelson Dear cops please keep saying “420 day” out loud so that all the weed doers can easily know who to absolutely avoid.
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3 years
If you don’t know the difference between your gun and your taser then you have no business being in possession of either.
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Evan
2 years
Please don’t let the Trainwreck nonsense distract you from Jerry Sullivan’s hilarious campaign between 2012-2017 to blow the top off of women over-singing the national anthem.
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3 years
Denny’s is one single letter away from total disaster
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2 years
After a decade plus of absolute misery the average age of the Sabres roster is now like 13 years old and they’re regularly going goal for goal with the best teams in the league. Let’s fucking go then
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2 years
Finding out RJ’s wife is a borderline Q-Anon chud thanks to her viral tweet of a custom Sabres recliner the players bought for him. Hell yeah.
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2 years
In which the 30ish residents stuck in the building for 55 hours and counting without power and heat endeavor to make a family style Christmas dinner.
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5 years
My uncle is in Mexico and just sent me this photo of an iguana that decided some lady’s nachos were now his nachos
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2 years
So from what I’ve gathered, aborting kids is unconstitutional unless it happens in a school classroom between the hours of ~8am-3pm? Do I have that right? Okay cool thanks.
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3 years
@StefanMychajliw Stefan, I have information about a pending BOFA/LIGMA attack on our Hamburg community. Please DM me so I can get you the critical info, don’t feel safe talking about it in the open.
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2 years
This is easily the funniest interaction I’ve ever seen on this app.
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3 years
Buffalo Blue Jays
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3 years
Well thank god Alden and Wales want to save the skyway that’s vital to their travel to and from the city of Buffalo.
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Stefan Mychajliw
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Two more Town Boards are on board to Save Our Skyway! The Towns of Wales and Alden unanimously passed resolutions in favor of Saving Our Skyway. Hamburg, Eden, Sardinia, Concord, West Seneca, Collins and Evans also passed similar resolutions.
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3 years
Enough of the mayors of cities wagering their notable foods with the mayor of their team’s opponent city. It is played out. Up the ante. Winning mayor gets to kill the losing mayor.
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WGRZ
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If the Bills lose, the City of Buffalo will send chicken wings to Kansas City. But if Buffalo wins, Kansas City will be sending BBQ to the Queen City.
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4 years
Please please please take to heart what Bernie just said: still vote for him in your primaries, every vote for him gets us more delegates that we can use to push a progressive platform at the convention and make our voices heard. Our fight isn’t over, it’s just a different one.
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5 years
Steps: 1. Steal Foundation’s merch and brag about it 2. Move out of Atlanta because you’re scared for your life 3. Become boys with Kanye and A$AP Mob, get famous, rape someone 4. Post about Foundation changing your life Ian Connor will never be part of this again. Fuck you.
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4 years
God’s Hate pit now officially has a 300lb entry minimum. Bulk up or get out.
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7 years
Kombucha sucks, you're all lying to yourselves.
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2 years
Exclusive look at Damar Hamlin’s x-rays
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katherine fitzgerald
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Dr. Knight says that Damar Hamlin last night was able to “emerge to follow commands.” He says Damar asked who won the game— this was in writing, Dr. Knight clarifies. Damar cannot speak right now, he has a breathing tube down throat, Knight says Damar was told he won, he’s alive
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2 years
I know in every crisis there’s always one or two goofy Mark Poloncarz missteps but the prevailing vibe I get from him is that he genuinely takes his role as a public servant seriously and want to help people here, more than can be said for this sad sack of shit and his squad.
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7 years
Crazy idea: if someone's tweets are actually infuriating to you, mute them and go on living your happy life.
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Evan
6 years
One of the weirdest things on this app lately is all of the hate for Adam Levine’s perfectly well done black American and Japanese traditional tattoos when a whole world full of celebrities with scratcher kitchen wizard level tattoos exists. I don’t get it.
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1 year
@InsaneMoviez Opening night of Ma someone walked in 30 minutes late with a baby in a stroller and then played Candy Crush with the sound on
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10 months
Coolest attempt at making something about yourself I’ve ever seen maybe.
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Evan
3 years
I know you all listen to true crime podcasts so you’re convinced that you can read between the lines and internet sleuth why they’re assuming Saniyya Dennis a suicide with no body, so take it from someone who’s father jumped into Niagara Falls when I was 14: the bodies disappear.
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2 years
@LaraFaye11 Why, in the face of what was announced days ahead of time to be a “once in a lifetime storm” burden your neighbor with watching your pet so that you can risk your life to drive THROUGH the storm to watch the Bills play the worst team in football in -20 wind chills? Sorry, no.
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2 years
Didn’t have Mark Poloncarz calling Byron and embarrassment in TV on my bingo card for today, admittedly
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3 years
Lazy sack of shit four term mayor waits to start campaigning until a week before the primary and gets handled by someone running for office for the first time in her life. I love this song.
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7 years
If you self-label as a hardcore kid but you proudly dislike Madball, Terror, and Agnostic front, I have some really bad news for you.
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4 years
THE BUTCHER COMIN. There are no words. Just really, really proud.
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5 years
@ReportRalph @picassospizza @ZachSheldon @stoolpresidente He’s coming here this weekend specifically to make fun of the Bills and Bills fans.
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2 years
Between “are you real fans or nah?” at criticism of the Bills violating the travel ban and then a few days later “my cat almost died so I could almost die going to see the Bills play the Bears because being a Bills fan is my family” I am BEGGING Bills fans to be normal. Please!
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3 years
Jim Kelly going on WGR saying that the Bills should hand the ball off to Devin Singletary more and rely less on Josh’s arm. Just behind parody. In case you had any remaining doubt that he’s a useless old bitch.
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Evan
4 years
I literally do not care what happens in the rest of this game, a national broadcast just showed actual footage of downtown Buffalo and not stock footage of Niagara Falls and wings being made at Anchor Bar. We have arrived.
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Evan
4 years
Once again I must draw your attention to Sunshine Vegan Eats in Buffalo, NY, this time because I ate these loaded fries with impossible meat AND vegan fried shrimp. I love that the best vegan food in Buffalo (by a mile) is made by a badass black woman.
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7 years
Pretty insane how @WRXNickA made it out of Wellsville and all the way to Niagara Falls!
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4 years
I think it’s possible to hold Joe and Kamala accountable for their past while also remaining hopeful that they’ve had the self awareness to want to rectify and have an open dialogue for true progress moving forward after four years of an increasingly obvious push toward fascism.
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Evan
6 years
@MitchBHavin @metalsucks “ETID doesn’t want you? Come to us, Libertarian Budget ETID.”
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2 years
Gotta say, after spending three straight days with a 40 degree apartment and figuring out how to help people survive, all of the “ugh I need the driving bans lifted because I cannot spend another day with my family” posts are feeling pretty shot.
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2 years
Also gave me one of the only times as an adult that I’ve ever felt truly unsafe at a hardcore show.
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Evan
2 years
Feeling nostalgic for United Blood. I think it’s because this it right about the time of year that anticipation would really start building because we were a few weeks out. Don’t think any other hardcore fest has ever captured magic in a room like that. Don’t think one ever will.
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7 years
Modern hardcore kids apparently just found out about beatdown and they can't believe it. If you think the new Three Knee Deep is hard, I've got a Line Of Scrimmage record from 2007 that's gonna blow your mind.
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2 years
All due respect to Justin Herbert gutting it out tonight with clearly broken ribs, but Josh Allen would have just simply not broken his ribs, largely as a function of already having had them removed so that he can suck his own
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2 years
In which we succeed. Happy holidays, everyone.
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2 years
In which the 30ish residents stuck in the building for 55 hours and counting without power and heat endeavor to make a family style Christmas dinner.
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4 years
I got put in @Twitter jail because I fired off some tweets calling @BPDAlerts fucking cowards for covering their name badges and forming a line to protect people hurling the N word from the patio of a shitty bar on Hertel. Guess what? I’m back and you’re still fucking cowards!
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4 years
What sounded like fireworks last night turned out to be...not fireworks!
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4 years
How it started How it’s going
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7 years
Also, please stop calling Jesse Lacey a rapist. To conflate asking for nudes 15 years ago with rape is to do a disservice to rape survivors.
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Evan
4 years
A Buffalo PD cruiser just intentionally tried to run down me, my friends and others in the middle of Mohawk between Delaware and Elmwood. Thankfully we were all able to get out of the way safely, but there was a glimmer of hope where they almost t-boned another cop. So LOL idiots
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1 year
He’s not saying to fuck off if you’re legitimately unable to participate in a hardcore scene, he’s saying to fuck off if you’re able, choose not to, and then still try to claim ownership. How can you people possibly be this stupid? Comprehension skills are at an all time low.
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Evan
4 years
In case you motherfuckers weren’t aware, @andycomplains @BraxtonSutter and @MadKing1981 are fucking superstars. Get broken in half and find out.
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Evan
7 years
Imagine being so rapid fire in your constant attempts to look "woke" that you tell somebody with one fucking leg that they're an ableist.
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Evan
2 years
Me just absolutely flooding the anonymous tip line with guesses at who the Gumball Gangster might be
@NiagaraAction
Niagara Action
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If you have any information on the ’Gumball Gangster’ who looted this gumball machine in Buffalo during the blizzard, contact local law enforcement.
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Dudes will see this and think “hell yeah”
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3 years
. @mister_sizzles should print shirts with this statement on the back, imo
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4 years
Frustrating but I refuse to be too sad about losing to the reigning champs on the road in the conference championship game in a season where we started out thinking that winning a playoff game would feel like progress. This season has felt like a dream for the most part.
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3 years
When I hear that a snowstorm is coming the first thing I think to do is drive to Wegmans and buy all of the cream cheese.
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4 years
2021 first month recap: -Turned 30 -Dropped 15lbs -Learning to communicate more openly -Acknowledging my own emotions instead of always putting 100% of myself into others -Coming to terms with past trauma I haven’t allowed myself to think about in 15 years -Meditation/journaling
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Evan
5 years
I made up a pizza in my head, @macyspizza actually did it, and THE ORIGINAL PIZZA LOGS gave it their approval. I’m not a failure anymore and none of you can ever take that away from me.
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Evan
3 years
Phase 2 should be Phase 1
@markpoloncarz
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Erie County will implement a 4 phase approach. Effective as of 11/23/21, we will enter into Phase One.
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A Target got full on destroyed in the city the company is headquartered in and the next day the CEO was like “nah its fine the movement is more important.” THIS is the corporate culture we need.
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4 years
This is how your corner store should look.
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4 years
Would anyone at @BPDAlerts like to explain shoving this elderly man to the ground on his head, leaving him unconscious and bleeding, and then continuing to march past? Which part of your protocol is this? @WGRZ @wgrzMichael @ipostnews @Ali_IngNews
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3 years
There’s a bunch of drunk girls in denim jackets and cowboy hats outside Savoy arguing with a bouncer so I guess we’re back to regularly scheduled programming
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6 years
LOL XXXTension Cord is still dead and now 6ix9ine is either going to jail for half a century or getting smoked for snitching on Bloods. Shitty six month stretch for SoundCloud rappers that beat women and fuck teenagers huh?
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Evan
4 years
That sad ass moment when you notice @Francos_Pizza ’s name proudly on a sign at some bizzare blue lives matter cult rally in North Tonawanda. You truly hate to see it folks!
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4 years
The House COVID relief bill has been sitting on Mitch’s desk since May because we need to take our time but somehow he managed to throw the Millennium Falcon into hyperdrive to confirm this rookie bottle of mayonnaise that they dragged out of her Catholic cult. Funny how it works
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2 years
You have to be extra stupid to be posting asking people to not be political or divisive over a premeditated act of white extremist terrorism. You people thinking you can just “live, laugh, love, unity 💞” everything is what makes these racist fucks feel comfortable doing this.
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@Nate_McMurray Yeah can’t figure out why in a world so full of everything terrible all the time people would feel devastated at the abrupt loss of a place that’s been a haven for everyone from all walks of life for multiple generations to gather and connect and have a good time. Stumped.
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2 years
This is getting a lot of eyes so I’ll put this here. This Tops is my closest grocery store but I’m fortunate enough to to be able to travel and shop elsewhere. Many, many people who live in this area of the city aren’t so lucky. If you’re looking for a way to help, this is good.
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Evan
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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” -Lazarus/Statue of Liberty, 1903 “Why do we want all these people from shithole countries coming here?" -President Donald Trump, 2018
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It’s always fuck Jim Kelly in this house
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Confused how people can demand Von Miller be fired (which he should be) but still idealize Jim Kelly ? They are both disgusting humans yet Jim is treated like a king every damn day it’s gross.
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For what it’s worth, Franco’s did just send me this. Seems as though they donated some pizzas without the event organizers being fully transparent as to what the purpose of the event was.
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4 years
If you think @andycomplains is a monster in the ring, you should see him on a golf course. Today I watched him hit a 400 yard drive like it was nothing and then kill three middle aged men in the fairway to celebrate. I know he’s “The Butcher” but it felt a little on the nose.
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3 years
Cancel the second half and just let the halftime show keep going for another hour
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7 years
Imagine how gigantic your dick must be if you take your pickup truck to do donuts in the Taco Bell parking lot.
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6 years
Want another way to support The Buffalo Brothers? Preorders now open until 1/21! Positive Approach is donating their services so 100% of proceeds go to the boys! USA: Canada/International: DM to order Local Buffalo: DM to order and save on shipping!
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7 years
It's almost as if expanded access to affordable birth control guaranteed by a certain set of health care laws worked. 🤔
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There has been a sharp drop in teen births since 2007
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The Funeral Home in Buffalo, NY
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No Echo
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What's your all-time favorite music venue?
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7 years
. @Ticketmaster Thank god you did this Paramore "Verified Fan Presale" to make sure the tickets didn't all get bought up by resellers!
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