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Consultant of Demonology & Witchcraft 👹• Reboots computers 9-5 💻🔌 • Wannabe Graphic Designer

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@f3rnomenon
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Tonight and every night @Chivas
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@f3rnomenon
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Normalize shaming people for attending Mexico games in the states until something changes
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
I have nothing to plug, just don't be like the creature in the video and be nice to people. Also, if you're a Chivas fan, follow me and we can be miserable together.
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@f3rnomenon
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🥹🥹🥹
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@f3rnomenon
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3 months
If yall fund my European adventure to get a UEFA coaching license, I promise that in 10 years I’ll deliver the greatest Mexican national team ever seen…or I’ll die in a sex nightclub in Amsterdam. But definitely one or the other.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
Let me know when Taylor Swift does this
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sports will NEVER be as important as music or any other art. everyone can run and kick balls. a FEW can write and produce songs. being creative and expressing yourselves is something no football player can do successfully and win awards for that
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
Martinoli is next level lol. I would trade the entirety of the TUDN and Telemundo staffs to listen to this man call games out here
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
I wish my local Buffalo Wild Wings was like this
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
It's still Halloween in the West Coast so I can post this.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
Mexicans that root for Argentina put ranch on their tamales
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
Me when @Chivas starts playing again
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@f3rnomenon
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4 months
Rob when he sees the rest of the Liga MX owners planning their crimes at the next owners meeting
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@Variety
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EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney have purchased a stake in Club Necaxa, the century-old Mexican soccer club that also counts Eva Longoria among its owners.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 months
I don’t care if it’s your dad’s dying wish to go to the Rose Bowl to watch a Mexico game. Take him to Chilis and watch that shit at the bar.
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
Shoutout to this fan
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
See what y’all get for riding a wave that ain’t yours with your blue tinted flag pics and shit smh
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Un mexicano corrió al lado del camión de Argentina para regalarles un sombrero de charro y así respondieron 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
Us too
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
Lmao this is actually pretty good
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
Did it work?
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
Me patiently waiting for Chivas' 2020 title run
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@f3rnomenon
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7 months
I’m convinced Chivas could play in Antarctica and you’d still hear a “Chivas! Chivas!” chant
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@f3rnomenon
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4 months
@youwouldntpost Bro caresses like an audio animatronic
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
MLS has players with part time jobs at Trader Joe’s in the offseason. Meanwhile, Liga MX:
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MLS will now be more popular than the EPL and Liga MX in the U.S. by 2026.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
Mexicans are fearless. I stress-plan Disney World and they’re out there in a foreign land taking over stadiums. I wish I had a little bit of that in me.
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It’s a Mexico home game no matter where in the world they play at.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
Love it when @Chivas pops up in the most unexpected places
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What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?
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1 year
Anybody got tickets to LAFC v Miami? I don’t care about Messi, I just wanna go boo Tata in person.
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Inter Miami CF
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Bienvenido Tata 🏠⚽ El Club ha nombrado a Gerardo Martino como director técnico. El técnico ganador de la MLS Cup y del premio al Entrenador del Año de la MLS, con experiencia con las selecciones de Argentina y México, FC Barcelona y más, se une al Club mientras se encuentra
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
Mexico finally getting to see what kind of crowd the USMNT typically plays in front of. Must be humbling.
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1 year
Mozo 😭😭😭
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
How the Lamborjimmy looking right now
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
Let's play Club America out in 2019
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
Knowing how Mexican nicknames are born, “Mudo” Aguirre probably got his because he was quiet that one bus ride in 2018.
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
These dudes are the Sinaloenses of the Middle East
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
What’s it’s like to sit down and watch Tena’s Chivas
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
I would do some unspeakable things to be at a Chivas match where the crowd is this fired up again 🥺
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@f3rnomenon
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@wevudo The players will be just fine, don’t worry.
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
Downtown Disney just said "come on in" smh
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
Never change, Hassan 🥹
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
Half of the USMNT squad tonight
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@f3rnomenon
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Me next time I see Jimmy Lozano at a meet and greet 🏎️🇲🇽
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
Looking for Mexico's defense...
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2 years
Can’t wait for 2026 when Mexico fields the All-35 and Older team.
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
This is it y’all, nothing left to say but VAMOS MEXICO!!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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4 years
How I want my friends and family to hype me up when I'm doing my best
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
They shoulda let Matias go at dude in the 21 jersey.
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
@Certifiedcurls I think I still have scars from popping these damn things out without the right tool and from rails pinching and stabbing me 😖
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@f3rnomenon
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1 year
I would call CPS on this family so fast
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Chivas fans: @Chivas , do you like embarrassing yourselves? Chivas:
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@f3rnomenon
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We are down horrendously if JCO’s tenure is now seen as the good times
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Eramos felices y no lo sabíamos
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@lucianosrebalo They play a majority of their games here for the Dollar.
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
My man Your man
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I want whoever made this video put in jail
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Us to @Chivas now that they’re winning ☺️
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How I think ima look with the new Chivas jersey vs how I actually look 😣
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@f3rnomenon
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5 years
Someone took the banda to Staples Center! I love my people.
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A tuba player and drummer just showed up at the memorial here outside Staples Center !
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@f3rnomenon
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“If you or a loved one has been personally harmed by CONCACAF you may be entitled to financial compensation”
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If you're a non-California resident buying #Disneyland tickets, Ima snitch
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The Chivas fans that still have faith Tena can turn things around
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@f3rnomenon
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When the Dodgers players ask Mookie if he cheated in 2018
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
I made a thing. Gonna wear it for luck tonight.
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When Americanistas tell me I'm celebrating a meaningless friendly win.
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@f3rnomenon
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You want your Zoom calls to look like you're doing a @Chivas press conference? Here's a background for you:
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Oh noooooooo
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@f3rnomenon
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Pulisic playing extra motivated since the indictment
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
The worst part of all is that you just know Tata Martino woke up early, made himself one of those awful teas made with the shit elephants eat, and has loudly cheered these goals while we’re out here suffering.
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I’m about to be one more of those in el cielo if they keep playing like this
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I petition to ban all Club America players from the national team until we can figure out what the fuck is going on
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When @Chivas finally kills me after so many disappointments
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Chivas win!
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Me booing Cheech at the next Traffico
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@latimes
Los Angeles Times
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⚽️ Breaking: ‘Chicharito’ Hernandez signs with Galaxy to become highest-paid player in MLS ⚽️
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Republicans in California thinking they could swing the state with their banners over the freeways.
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I can’t get over the sheer awfulness of this. The audacity to make a song, the lazy delivery, being off-beat, the amount of people this went through who said “yup, sounds great”. Feels illegal.
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@FEARxLA Like league games or friendlies in the states? League match attendance routinely suffers when fans are unhappy out there.
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@headlikahole I got nervous and didn’t go for the prom pose lol but he’s the nicest dude ever.
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Begging the league to postpone your match because the grass was patchy and could hurt your player’s feetsies and now having suspensions overturned because your lineup is thin after a few national team call-ups. And they have the nerve to call everyone else crybabies lmao
@ESPNmx
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🦅 ¡EL AMÉRICA PODRÁ CONTAR CON FIDALGO ANTE PUEBLA! *Pese a tener un juego restante de sanción, podrá jugar y luego cumplirá cuando vuelvan los seleccionados.
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@f3rnomenon
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El Tri's got me here sitting with my little jersey on like a fuckin idiot just to see them get their ass whooped once again
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Chivas fans since Sunday
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@f3rnomenon
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3 years
Really happy for my @Chivas dudes on this Mex team. They deserve some happiness after playing for the black hole of joy that is Chivas football.
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
Sit down and talk to your primos, tell em you love them so they don't turn out like this.
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Me when the homie pays for my beer
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@SwiftOnSecurity Data centers.
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🐐 celebration from Licha
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Only one man can save us but people still think it’s only a Chivas fan’s unhealthy obsession
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Memo Ochoa's agent just called and said he showcased so well this season that he's got offers from some very prestigious 3rd division clubs in Latvia
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3 years
Please disregard all the negative things I’ve ever said about El Tri. Just got a free Mexico jersey in the mail so your boy is an influencer now
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@f3rnomenon
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It's time @Chivas
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@f3rnomenon
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My friends and family whenever they find out I’m a Chivas fan
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@f3rnomenon
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4 years
If someone would like to hire me to write about Liga MX for $350k a year and then give me a 30% pay cut, my DMs are open.
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4 years
Here's my favorite pic I've taken of the Haunted Mansion. Happy 65th #Disneyland
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@Monorail_Orange Her book reviews lmao
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@f3rnomenon
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2 years
Threatening your own players seems…not ideal.
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@f3rnomenon
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9 years
How your friends look at you knowing you paid for this PPV #MayweatherBerto http://t.co/ifwpbPJxqX
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@f3rnomenon
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Saw this dude on TikTok live trying to do the NPC trend but he was fighting for his life because people kept giving him soccer coins 😭😭
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