Evan Mathis
@EvanMathis69
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Tech magnate. Alchemist. Chaos magician. Christofer Trillionaire's business partner. Former NFL All-Pro & Super Bowl 50 Champion.
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Last Seen Profiles
Can y’all stay the hell outta my mentions? Im waiting for
@katyperry
&
@JODYHiGHROLLER
to get back to me about my daughter’s 3rd bday party.
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I received an entertaining e-mail from a conspiracy theorist regarding Tim Tebow.
http://t.co/HauzT8AGwI
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On a serious note, thanks to everyone for the thoughtful messages. I will do everything I can to help our team while working my way back.
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Someone tell Tonya Harding I don't need her help getting into the Pro Bowl anymore.
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Welcome to Philly
@Lanejohnson69
.
No, you can’t have my number.
Order my steaks rare.
Now let’s get to work.
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You were talking about my knee, right?
RT
@nuclearcarly
: I'm ready to watch
@EvanMathis69
tear it up today
#FlyEaglesFly
💚
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I see how it is.
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@EaglesProShop
:
#ProBowl
jerseys in store at all
@EaglesProShop
locations
http://t.co/RnqTWvZdKm
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I met a stripper named Angle. Her dumbass parents couldn't spell Angel. She was acute one though.
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Crazy party tonight. Girl drank way too much and threw up all over me.
http://t.co/diuaWmIqmA
http://t.co/0cbMLWR8c3
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Call me if you need someone to talk to
@katyperry
.
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@BroBible
: Katy Perry Says She Hasn’t Had Sex In ‘Months’
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A young Evan Mathis would never misuse your for you're.
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@ImRyanMcGuire
: your my hero, I consider myself a young Evan Mathis
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@ProFootballTalk
Hey Florio, the lesson was to not jump to conclusions with little to no info like your site did with Lane's tweet.
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My 6 day old daughter, 953 day old daughter, and my 1199 day old pup with my 12,073 day ol...
http://t.co/eQr3gWw1Fm
http://t.co/RdtJfauUzM
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I can't decide if you're telling us to tolerate your grammar or not.
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@DeionSanders
: Please don't tolerate NO ignorance today its EASTER!
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@RoobCSN
This is just the bill. Who said we even paid? We all just ran out of there and left Sea Bass with the bill.
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This
@sportingnews
article is just wrong. Fellow rookie
@toddherremans
and I did feel bullied by veteran teammates.
http://t.co/ZE1RZyb1iW
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This card from a young fan was crucial to my recovery.
http://t.co/cArOSYTg8W
http://t.co/KgRxN52sGR
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Every July 4th the UK locks themselves in their rooms and listens to Taylor Swift as they sob over the US breaking up with them.
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The homies.
@DarrenSproles
@Jkelce
@ConnorBarwin98
@JonDorenbos
@CParkey36
http://t.co/9sdu5F2mg8
http://t.co/gQ74ooUVWZ
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@jeffscue20
@eaglescentral
Jeff, name a better OG and I'll buy you pet crow that I'll kidnap and eat.
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Mom joins twitter after previous tweet.
Reads my timeline.
Mom: "Who's Katy Perry? I just saw a Tyler Perry show, it was funny."
Kill me.
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That explains the good tweets. Performance enhancers.
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@JoelEmbiid
: These Pain meds..........
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Do they hate us or do they not see the giant wings and logos on our bus? 😂
http://t.co/DubaltUcbp
http://t.co/QDIF3PGVmn
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@FanSince09
, for your next assignment I need you to help me find these guys.
http://t.co/JX8kAbCxnP
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I still want to be a defensive lineman when I grow up.
http://t.co/JMhzw1OzD9
http://t.co/ufAt69o2rY
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Ya boi fresh new fitted wit da Rosetta Stone
@DeseanJackson10
edition ya feel me ! We out chea ! what it is one time jaccpot >> Turn up !
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@NotNateCopsey
I know I'm terrible but I can't convince the All Pro, Pro Bowl, and Top 100 voters to believe me. Can you help me?
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I was a 96.9 Tweeter back then. Real ones remember.
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The homies. Wouldn’t trade them for anything because they’re the best in the business.
http://t.co/VBGx6vLWpI
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Shampoo companies, I'm available for a sponsorship. I'll start the bidding at $0.25.
http://t.co/50uO1wJY4J
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My buddy Timothy is raising money for the Center for Autism Research through this year's H...
http://t.co/r7E15x5c8M
http://t.co/wRVpieAr9l
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This lovely work of art is a Lane Johnson as Riff Raff painting by
@nobilified
.
http://t.co/7IUOS1yaGp
@Lanejohnson65
@JODYHiGHROLLER
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Can't wait to have my picture taken pissing on the Westboro Baptist Church.
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@imatt_B4M
@eaglescentral
@jeffscue20
I don't eat crow. I deep fry that shit and force it down my antagonists' throats.
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People that capitalize the first letter of every word, or type in all caps, are serial killers and should be avoided at all costs.
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This is, without a doubt, the best response I have ever received to a tweet. Enjoy.
http://t.co/KUY0jsNmpC
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Kirk has this beautiful work of art signed and authenticated.
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@mrmint23
: looks great
http://t.co/OX2G5mlF9Q
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Mom: "Who are we listening to?"
Me: "Coldplay."
Mom: "He's dead right?"
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Celebrating 4/20...
because it's my Twitter birthday. It's been 4 years since I decided...
http://t.co/3vYkILzyN6
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I forgot to wear green for St. Patrick's Day so I signed with the Eagles to make up for it.
#BleedGreen
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Condolences for Fred Phelps' death can be sent from
http://t.co/xXTblxnxLA.
Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St
Topeka, KS 66604
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When Jason Peters forgets his Instagram password he just makes a new account. I love it. Here's number 4:
http://t.co/DkDE9cMokK
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Here's the man responsible for the Jameis Winston debacle.
http://t.co/KgDW783Pge
http://t.co/gZZoRVdPNO
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Who wants to hang with
@Jkelce
and I in a Flyers suite this season? Support
@EaglesRadiothon
and bid:
http://t.co/w1F6pjjQwR
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