RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER
@JODYHiGHROLLER
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PSA: DONT DO COCAiNE ANYMORE, ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE BEiNG SOLD FENTANYL (A DEADLY DRUG) MiXED iN WiTH THERE BAGS OF COCAiNE . SO FOR THAT REASON iM OUT . YOU SHOULDNT PLAY WiTH YOUR LiFE WE HAVE A BRiGHT FUTURE LETS ENJOY THE FRESH AiR WiTH VERSACE NOSTRiLS AND A CLEAR BRAiN 🧠.
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WHEN i WAS A FRESHMAN iN HiGH SCHOOL i iNViTED 4 GiRLS OVER FOR NACHOS, WHEN THE HOTTEST GiRL HESiTATED TO COME OVER i CANCELED NACHO NiGHT
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iF U ARE GETTiNG A PET SOON THEN PLEASE STOP BY A LOCAL ANiMAL SHELTER AND JUST SEE iF U ViBE WiTH ONE OF THE SWEET SOULS WAiTiNG iN A CAGE.
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LET RiFF RAFF HAVE HiS 1 FUCKiNG WATER HOLE AND GO BUiLD YOUR BULLSHiT SOMEWHERE ELSE, iF i HAVE TO FLY TO SOUTH AFRiCA TO START DDT’iNG YOU HEARTLESS FUCKTARDS THEN SO BE iT. WHO iS RESPONSiBLE FOR THiS BECAUSE i WANT HAVE A BOXiNG MATCH. WiNNER GETS THE WATER HOLE.
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BiG MACS > COCAiNE . SORRY
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iTS NOT ABOUT HOW PRETTY SHE iS OR HOW MANY iNSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS SHE HAS, iTS ABOUT HOW NiCE & FUN SHE iS iN REAL LiFE WHEN NOBODY iS AROUND.
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iVE.GOT.HELLA.FEELiNGS.FOR.YOU.
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THAT WASNT A "STAGE DiVE" . THAT WAS THE PATENTED @PostMalone "PLATiNUM PANCAKE PiLE DRiVER" HE iS BRiNGiNG BACK THE WWF AND iM HERE FOR iT
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iF YOU ARE BUYiNG A PET FOR YOUR FAMiLY THiS HOLiDAY SEASON PLEASE CONSiDER ADOPTiNG BECUZ THERE iS MANY LOViNG ANiMALS iN COLD CAGES 😰🐯🎅🏼🐶.
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iF YOU ARE WAKiNG UP NOT KNOWiNG iF U CAN MAKE iT THRU THE DAY. JUST REMEMBER THAT MiCHAEL JORDAN HAD A 123 DEGREE FEVER AND A FLU AND HE STiLL SCORED 69 BASKETY SHOOTiE SHOTS SO GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND GO RUN TO THE GYM U DONT EVEN GET TO USE YOUR CAR TODAY. GET YOUR LiFE BACK.
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RiFF RAFF JOiNS ONE DiRECTiON.
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WOW i WiLL TAKE 2 PLEASE THESE ARE LiKE LiTTLE PUPPYS WiTH SHOULDER PADS ON
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i PREFER A "BORiNG" RELATiONSHiP OF LAYiNG iN BED LOOKiNG AT MEMES ON OUR PHONES OPPOSED TO AN "EXCiTiNG" ONE THAT ENDS iN DOMESTiC ViOLENCE.
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TACO BELL iS THE BACKBONE OF AMERiCA.
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i GO TO ANiMAL SHELTERS iN DiSGUiSE SOMETiMES JUST TO SAY Hi TO THEM ALL AND LET ME TELL YOU THERE iS SO MANY PUPS THAT i KNOW JUST WANT TO RUN AROUND iN THE GRASS & GO FOR CAR RiDES. iF YOU HAVE A BiG FENCED iN YARD AND A BiG HEART STOP BY AN ANiMAL SHELTER AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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i HATE iT WHEN i HAVE TO PUT STUFF iN MY POCKETS AND MY JEANS ARE TOO TiGHT BUT i DONT REMEMBER THEM BEiNG THiS TiGHT BUT i PROBABLY SHOULDNT HAVE EATEN THAT 8TH SOFT TACO SUPREME BUT WHAT AM i GUNNA DO ONLY EAT 7 SOFT TACO SUPREMES ? . YEA RiGHT . iN YOUR DREAMS.
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WELL AFTER HE MADE $4,000,000 iN 2015 HE BOUGHT 3 HOUSES AND 2 HUSKiES . THEN HE KiNDA GOT BORED OF LiFE AND JUST TURNED iNTO AN ALCOHOLiC
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DONT BE AFRAiD TO TAKE A NAP WHEN ANNOYiNG PEOPLE TRY TO RUiN YOUR DAY. LiFE iS ABOUT HAViNG FUN NOT BEiNG ANNOYED BY ANNOYiNG PEOPLE.
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i HATE SEEiNG ANiMALS iN CAGES LiKE iTS THEiR WORLD TOO iTS NOT THEiR FAULT HUMANS MADE CARS AND TAXES AND HiGHWAYS AND ALL THiS BULLSHiT.
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i MAKE MUSiC FOR ALCOHOLiC LACROSSE PLAYERS.
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EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR PETS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT CARS & CLOTHES AND STUFF ALL THEY KNOW iS EATiNG SNACKS & LOVE.
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ARENT COLLEGES SUPPOSED TO REWARD STUDENTS FOR BEiNG ENTREPRENEURS ??? NOT HiNDER THEM FOR BEiNG MORE SUCCESSFUL THEN MOST OF THE NCAA STAFF
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. UMM iM NOT A ROCKET SCiENTiST BUT i THiNK THE DiFFERENCE iS THAT ONE OF THEM iS VERSACE
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SOMETiMES A BEAUTiFUL SOUL WiLL COME iNTO YOUR LiFE UNANNOUNCED AND LiTERALLY MAKE YOU WANT TO MAXiMiZE YOUR POTENTiAL AND BE BETTER AT LiFE.
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iF SCiENTiST KNEW THAT HE WAS LONELY AND THEY WENT AS FAR AS TO PLACE FAKE BiRDS EVERYWHERE THEN WHY DiDNT THEY TAKE THE TiME TO BRiNG 1 GiRL BiRD iNSTEAD OF LETTiNG NiGEL DiE OF LONELiNESS . i DONT LiKE THOSE SCiENTiSTS
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YO @RealDonaldTrump YA BOY @Eminem KiNDA ROASTED YOU LiKE A HONEY HAM. ARE YOU GUNNA DROP A FREESTYLE ViDEO RESPONSE OR MAKE A DiSS TRACK ?.
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WHiLE YALL ARE DROPPiNG ALBUMS LiL PUMP JUST DROPPED HiS OWN ANTi DEPRESSANT.
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CHRiS CHRiSTiE iS A LEMONBERRY LiAR i NEVER GOT A CHECK FROM DONALD TRUMP i DiDNT EVEN GET ANY McDOUBLES OR FRiES AT THE WHiTE HOUSE.
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HEY @realDonaldTrump WHY DONT U JUST CHALLENGE KiM JONG UN TO A BOXiNG MATCH iNSTEAD OF GETTiNG US ALL iNTO A WAR BECUZ OF YOUR SHiNANiGiNS.
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iM SORRY iF i HAD TO BLOCK U. WELL iM NOT ACTUALLY SORRY, iTS MORE OF A SORRY TO YOUR PARENTS THAT THEY GAVE BiRTH TO A LiTTLE BABY BiTCH.
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i CANT EAT MEAT ANYMORE, ALL i SEE WHEN i LOOK AT A BURGER iS THiS LiTTLE BABY BiSON TRYiNG TO MAKE iTS WAY HOME BEFORE SUNSET.
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iTS OK iF U CRY WHEN U SEE SOMEBODY U LOVE SHiT i GET ALL VERSACE WATERY EYED WHEN i SEE MY JODY HUSKY SO iTS OK TO LOVE STUFF.
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THE ONLY WAY TO FiX THE USA iS TO GiVE THE LAND BACK TO THE NATiVE AMERiCANS AND LET THEM START A NEW GOVERNMENT BASED ON PEACE & NATURE.
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. UMMM 3 BEAUTiFUL HUSKiES, 3 HOUSES, COUPLE MiLLiON iN THE BANK, 6’2 AND 230 POUNDS OF TWiSTED STEEL & SEX APPEAL, MY OWN FOUR LOKO FLAVOR ON THE WAY, HOUSEHOLD NAME WAY OUT iN SOUTH SPAiN . iM ACTUALLY PRETTY GLAD iM ME
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i THOUGHT THiS WAS ME THEN i REALiZED iT WAS JUST JAMES FRANCO WiTH A SPRAY TAN
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THiS iS AMAZiNG, PEOPLE THiNK ANiMALS ARENT SMART YET ANiMALS CAN BUiLD A HOME iN A DAY, THEY DONT PAY TAXES & SOME CAN FLY OR RUN 50 MPH
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WHY CANT MY PROBLEMS DiSAPPEAR iNSTEAD OF MY SOCKS.
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THiS iPHONE X SUCKS NO AUX CORD NO HOME BUTTON THESE iPHONES ARE LiKE JORDANS EVERY YEAR THAT COMES OUT THE MODEL GETS WORSE AND WORSE THE iPHONE 6 PLUS iS LiKE THE JORDAN BORDEAUX 7’s THE iPHONE 6 iS A RETRO CLASSiC.
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i HAD THE i PHONE 7 iN THE 5TH GRADE.
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THiNGS i WOULD BE iF i WASNT ME:. 1. MONSTER TRUCK DRiVER.2. WWF WRESTLER .3. VAMPiRE .4. CiNNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.5. AQUABERRY TERADAKTUL.
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DONT STARVE YOURSELF FOR 3 MONTHS BEFORE COACHELLA AND THEN THE DAY BEFORE COACHELLA YOU SWALLOW A GLOW STiCK TO SEE iF YOU CAN SEE THE GLOW STiCK GLOWiNG FROM iNSiDE YOU THRU YOUR RiB CAGE . DONT DO THAT. PROMiSE ME YOU WONT STEAL MY iDEA.
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ARE YOU DRiNKiNG 1% BECUZ U THiNK U ARE FAT ? BECUZ YOU'RE NOT, YOU COULD TOTALLY BE DRiNKiNG WHOLE MiLK RiGHT NOW iF YOU WANTED TO.
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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WAKE UP STUPiD EARLY FOR SCHOOL AND GO SiT UNDER BRiGHT ASS LiGHTS AND BE AROUND PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN LiKE.
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ALCOHOL iSNT BAD UNLESS YOU. 1. DRiNK & DRiVE.2. GET iNTO A FiGHT.3. EAT 17 TACOS AT 4:17am iN YOUR CAR THEN PASS OUT iN A WALMART PARKiNG.
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DONT BE AFRAiD TO TAKE A NAP . YOU SHOW THAT PiLLOW WHO iS THE BOSS.
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UMMM HOW ABOUT SUPER CUTE WiTH A SLiGHT CHANCE OF i CANT EVEN
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DAM @barstoolsports i GUESS THERE WONT BE ANY MORE CHUCK BORDEN WiTH MORE SPORTS AT 7 !!!. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡. LETS TAKE iT TO @ComedyCentral
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DiD U TAKE A SELFiE OF ONLY HALF YOUR FACE BECUZ U THiNK U ARE UGLY ? BECUZ U COULD TOTALLY TAKE A FULL FACE SELFiE iF U WANTED TO.
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PUT SPALDiNG WHERE iT SAYS BALENCiAGA AND THEM SHiTS WOULD BE AT WALMART FOR $7.88
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U DONT HAVE TO PARTY OR DRiNK ALCOHOL OR DO DRUGS TO HAVE FUN iTS NOT ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS U TO DO iTS ABOUT DOiNG WHAT MAKES U HAPPY.
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GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED AND GO WORK OUT, THEN YOU CAN GO LAY DOWN iN A TANNiNG BED AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP FOR 12 MiNUTES THEN STARBUCKS.
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iF YOU GO TO TACO BELL AND DONT GET A BAJA BLAST THEN YOUR MOM DiDNT RAiSE YOU RiGHT.
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RAiN DROPS.DROP TOP.MY VERiZON "UNLiMiTED" PLAN RAN OUT OF DATA CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TURN ON THEiR HOT SPOT.
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iF YOU START TO FEEL LiKE YOU ARE LOSiNG YOUR MiND DONT BE AFRAiD TO SET YOUR PHONE DOWN AND JUST WALK AROUND AND SMELL THE VERSACE ROSES.
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THANKS FOR CUTTiNG ME OUT OF THE PiCTURE U CHUBBY LiTTLE FUCK FACTORY.P.S. YOUR FACE iS SUPER HUGE @samsmithworld.
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THiS iS RANDOM BUT A COUPLE DAYS AGO @iamblackbear SENT HiS MOM $10,000 SO SHE COULD GO TO BRUNCH . JUST THOUGHT THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THAT . ANYWAYS iM ABOUT TO GO BUY A COUPLE FOUR LOKO’S AND START MY DAY OUT HERE iN CHARLOTTE NORTH CAROLiNA . TOODLES POODLES 🐩.
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EL CHAPO CAN STAY AT Mi CASA.
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