Fetterman is the first democrat in a long time to run on “fuck this guy” right off the bat instead of “my opponent is a good guy I disagree with” and Dems need to embrace there wholeheartedly
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This was the most amazing thing that I have ever seen.
This woman BROKE HER HIP in the parking lot on Saturday while trying to vote for her Candidate Donald J. Trump in the South Carolina Republican Party primary elections. How do I know? I was there.
We immediately ran to her
I raw dogged a work zoom meeting today. No multitasking, no looking at twitter, no texting my coworkers “we’re dead and this is hell,” no applying to 10 other jobs.
@BBW_BFF
always haunted by the time I went to a wedding between two improv people who said “yes and” to each other instead of “I do.” I think about this every day.
I dunno why Tár can’t be in the next fast and furious movie. Just have them go to her Long Island childhood home and she’s like “Well well well, Dominic Torreto” and it turns out she’s been holding a supercar for him in her garage
this is 100% true. He had a urinary blockage and through the best idea would be to shove a whale bone up there to clear it out. The founding fathers were dopes - change that document as much as humanly possible.
Blackthorne: You tell him that the Flyers are an absolute disgrace to the game of Hockey!! Yes Yes, I know they had no goalie but losing 8 in a row doomed them. Torts isn’t the guy and they need to clean house!
Mariko: The Ajin is displeased about sports.
Ben Simmons doing a commercial where he gets the vaccine and says “This is one shot I WOULD take” boosts the overall vaccine numbers by at least 5% immediately
Rep. Omar: It’s all about the benjamins
Republicans: This is vile anti-semitism.
Trump: *to a room full of jews* You people only care about money.
Republicans: There is no stronger ally of the Jews than this man.
Trump, speaking to the Israeli American Council: "You're not nice people at all, but you have to vote for me. You have no choice. You're not going to vote for Pocahontas, I can tell you that. You're not going to vote for the wealth tax!"
@TallPaul612
It’s less than 1% of all stores in the IS that are being looted. What’s next, we’re gonna mobilize the National Guard to stop car accidents and heart attacks?
the point is that when we conceed to the "wisdom of the founding fathers" we're conceeding to the wisdom of guys who gave themselves whalebone catheters. We know more now
A bunch of kids yelling “Build the wall” at Native American Elders really hammers home that he wall isn’t about economics or mexico or even illegal immigration, it’s about white supremacy
Tom Brady could be sitting in an air conditioned studio getting paid 300 mil to say shit like “This is where your playmakers need to make plays” and still have his marriage intact but instead he’s doing this for some reason
also I need to clarify that Morris was one of the better founding fathers. He was a vocal abolitionist who spoke out against the south's power, wanted to suceed bc he felt the war of 1812 was an attempy by slave statesto expand their territory.
Shaq used to be vicious with Embiid, there was one game maybe 2 years ago where I remember Joel had like 30-20 and Shaq was like "Not good enough, you need to dominate every game" and Joel said "Got it" and now he's the player he is today.
A bunch nerds are gonna be using math and stats to show how the Astros will win and ignoring the fact that once again a weird underdog Philadelphia team has been possessed by the city itself and legit nothing else matters
Philadelphia is one of the easiest cities to pander to and I'm always surprised that guys like Ben and Carson can't figure it out - Bryce Harper figured it out in 2 seconds
Phillies fans on Friday: If we get a split coming back to CBP we’re in good shape.
Phillies fans tonight after they get a split coming back to CBP: This is the worst possible outcome, please fire a thermonuclear warhead directly at us and put us out of our misery.
@douzmanian
most painful part of house shopping jn LA is comjng across what should be beautiful mid-century modern houses that some flipper just absolutely destroyed with generic white and marble bullshit
This happened in my community - she murdered two children and has consistently used her standing and money to spin sob stories like this about how she’s also a victim while her lawyers slow walk the proceedings and continue to torture the parents who lost their sons.
Rebecca Grossman’s perfect life became a perfect nightmare. “Everything changed in a split second—overnight,” she tells Los Angeles during a half-hour Zoom call from her lawyer’s office in October.
My FB today featured my cousins in Israel were posting “we’re fine but there won’t be peace until we oust our fascist government and end this unsustainable occupation” followed by my jewish american relatives being like “fuck you, you’re anti-semites!”
On the "hick-libs." 🧵
Several years ago I was shocked when I heard that a Texas country singer whose music I really enjoyed was a Beto O'Rourke-supporter (Ryan Bingham). For the life of me, I couldn't understand how someone associated with rural West Texas could be on the left.
BREAKING: Banks, credit card companies, and more will be required to let customers talk to a human by pressing a single button under a new Biden administration proposed rule.
The
@CFPB
rule is part of a campaign to crack down on customer service “doom loops.”
Remember a few months ago when cops killed a guy and we were told the solution to the problem was to vote? So we all voted and the guy they told us to vote for won but the cops keep killing people. So what do we do now?
@natefernald
Oh hey nice to meet you I'm the guy who build off of your initial work by making sure commercials are approximately 500 decibles higher than anything in the show itself
No, but my grandfathers have plenty of army and navy medals, which I think are a hell of a lot more honorable than a freakin Super Bowl ring. Until Malcolm Jenkins has some of those or a Medal of Honor, you can shove your stupid Super Bowl ring up your ass. Un-American degenerate
Don Draper: Pancakes are warm and safe. They conjure up emotions of childhood breakfast at home around the table, back when we were new. But we’re not longer safe. This is not that childhood house. It’s a new house. An International House of
*Changes slides*
Burgers.
The same people who believe that the majority of blue-collar americans have extensive stock portfolios are in shock that 10 people can scrooge up $200 for a U-Haul and some bedsheets
Now that the season is over, if you insult Joel Embiid you are insulting a man who is serving his country in the Olympic games. He’s basically a troop.
@JaclynLeeTV
@PhillyPolice
@6abc
You don't know the stress of cake dectorating, these decorators probaby were having a bad day. Next time you need a cake decorated call a social worker to do it!!!
Some digital manager who probably grew up in the midwest and doesn’t know anything about NL East baseball was like “have Blooper make fun of the Phanatic it’ll be good natured fun” and now they’ve seen things that will haunt them forever
My parents and I were wearing our Keenum jerseys and leaving a movie theater and when we took a shortcut through an alley a classless Eagles fan gunned them both down. Now I dress up like a bat and assault criminals. Their gruesome but not fatal injuries are the Eagles fault.
The FBI is a corrupt deep state organization run by the democrats except when it’s investigating Brett Kavanaugh, then they run the most thorough investigation they can and should not be questioned.