Eugene Hetzel
@Eugene_Hetzel
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Writer. Author of Agent Doppelganger series. A 3rd Party Mascot on permanent off-season. Not a political party booster.
Palm Springs, CA
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@thesnarkygent
@peterawolf
Because he plans too. Its all part of the plan. He isnt chaos. He is sabotage.
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@RageofBaltimore
@legotrillermoth
Tries to save a robber in sock mask who is about to drown in a pool, name of Fuentes.
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@hearnimator
@ds1122334
@supertanskiii
Im a Jew. I can be against the politics of modern Israel while being a mench who loves his people and is ok with peaceful action. Youve smeared an entire movement.
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@jessehawken
Nothing worse then the middle aged man trying to be cool, using slang from 5 seasons age.
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@augustinfinito
@mtaibbi
@KDansky
Heres your nuance: its hateful scapegoating for cynical, power purposes.
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@tstar830
@jduffyrice
They are dead because those cops suck at catching criminals. There, reordered that.
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@Dayereck
@bolton69420
See that support team cancelation. Thats what we have been told. That is what I am working with, not your belief.
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@arianamwright
@steph0sims
She clutched her pearl necklace so hard in those last moments. Then, morte.
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@tgshepherdvan
@Bcus_imboatman
@kouten_mike
@afterglow2046
How Eric Idle was the cool one and Gilliam and Cleese werent has been a surprise.
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@baddestmamajama
Denaturing of creative choices, i.e. human choices. They have always tried to stunt art. Because art is both blunt and sublime, provactive and ponderous. So it must be controlled, corralled, or destroyed.
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@divxspan
@BranPuffin
@IbaraEleven
Baby boy, corps are fictions and capitalism unrestrained leads monopoly. Corps always lead there is they can and lack guard rails. Thats anticapitalism, antifree market, ironicly. And when its baby formula, yeah its bad.
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@dillonrpayton
@GravitysRa1nbow
Sounds smart. Honorable discharge, brah. He owes no one service, but what he contracts for.
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@ggreenwald
Ahem. Was not Hunter a private citizen when put his private data on blast? They possessed the computer, not the contents. Didn't have a problem then, did ya, lawyerman?
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@mtaibbi
@mehdirhasan
The second sentence is circular and gives away the game. If you can't defend all of your conclusions and your sources, then you shouldn't have published. Why the hell would a news org want to do your work for you?
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@JennMJacksonPhD
As a scholar, you should know better than to use such a sweeping generalization as the root premise of your statements. Because, as a man, to you, I am a they. I have never had this issue.
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@ASFleischman
"She just yelled from the moment she entered the store. We tried to call the cops when she wouldnt stop. She cut the cord. I offered her Snickers. Those ads are a lie."
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@ElieNYC
"Don't try to write a great book. Try for a good one. Let others say if it's great."---Gore Vidal
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I avoid most political statements. But this is one about crime. It is a horrible sickness, a true crime, to force the raped, including children, to come to term with a baby that was forced upon them.
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@PerryM25172895
@DoctorHenryCT
Then it becomes a norm, not a crime. It would be his worst mistake, a cowardly act that will lead to our ruin. It is a deriliction of his primary duty. It would be a tragedy.
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@challenger_grey
@LouisShortXIV
@davidbadash
@nebraskaredrose
No, it aint. Its a call for them to do their job. Yours is an excuse.
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@Brave_Kate
@DylanBurns1776
Yeah, its a great shot, but problematic is all heck if you know the story.
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@benFranklin2018
A resistance fought by an army of paper tigers, lustful sicophants, carnival barkers, robots, furious sea lions, unthinking marks, and the damned-who-believe.
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@richsignorelli
Ill do you one better. Ill blame Biden, as his job is ultimately to defend our nation against threats foriegn and domestic. His failure to put someone in to office who would do what counts is what is ultimately to blame.
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@DoctorWhat1983
@haalasback
Wow bro, you wasted your time writting that. Stick to free comics left in post offices.
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@baddestmamajama
If I date a surfer, I kinda gotta figure she surfs. The side benefit of a surfers body doesnt hurt. Homey needs to learn the glory that is fidelity+a hot night out×mood (alone or together).
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@PersistingIAm
@sarahkendzior
Yeah, fellow GenXer here. We are the last of those who this world was normal for, and this is happening faster and earlier than we dreamed of.
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@Strandjunker
No, she wasnt. And being right doesnt make you a good candidate. She lost. Deal with it.
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@MoveonKeepGoing
@ori_goldberg
Shut the fuck up. Gaza is not Hamas, you sick concern troll fuck. Hamas operates there, just as Kahanites do in Israel. Slaughter does not allow slaugher.
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@BriannaWu
They front everything, cosplay tough guy, are scared, and they all fear and secretly desire a daddy that will protect them even as the daddy or mommy abuses them endlessly.
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@mtaibbi
Did he have some right to be booked. Dude, thats the stupidist excuse I've ever heard. "I ran away from home because you didnt take me to Disneyland". Talk about entitlted.
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@DempseyTwo
If they do, many of the other states, rightly, will break away as it will no longer be America. And when the US loses the 4th largest economy in the world, we will see how resolute they are.
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@mtaibbi
Ahem, in a world where Texas just banned schools from teaching about MLK's movement, we are supposed to not worry about racial issues says Matt Taibbi.
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@davetroy
@jgordonshare
@cwarzel
Never get to comment on your feed. Love the work! Its a strata issue, I say. A knockon effect of a generation of wealth division where wealth breeds wealth and the stepladder has been yanked up.
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@DBistoli
@opinonhaver
The rollout. Could have saved many more lives. Biden only kinda fixed it.
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@JimLSilver
@MartyTa94849826
@jerbon57
She doesnt have the authority to declassify. Only POTUS and only by way of a process that ensures revelation of both the intel and their having done so.
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@_Ellimac__
@capwonderdong
@Phil_Lewis_
@_BarringtonII
Happy to. But isnt being asked to pay for it by definition not?
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@davetroy
The issue is that game theory deals with logical actors mostly acting rationally. Its helpful theory and informs praxis, but life aint just a math problem.
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@shannonrwatts
@HillaryScholten
Um sir, you might want to consider not hounding others about laterday rights afforded by constitutional amendment.
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@thevballdude
@mmasnick
@evan_greer
@techdirt
Reddit makes Twitter look rational, and its communal rating system is both horribly broken, but also exclusionary.
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@LanceEllisor
@JordanUhl
Thanks. As most of these people would likely grunt at similiar complaints by teachers, I am less than sympathetic.
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@ErinInTheMorn
If I can serve, drink, and own a gun, you better not tell me I can't be who I am or what I do with my body.
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