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Chris Allen
2 years
If you’re still looking for it, here’s the full clip of Ozzie Albies getting on Marcell Ozuna for lazy base running. Fantastic stuff from Albies. #ForTheA
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2 months
I know I’m biased, but this call by @JoeTessESPN is the best call I have ever heard in my life. “Guess which Dawgs are barking first…” Some dudes just have it, and Joe has it. Need CFB back ASAP.
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2 years
I just want to reiterate how absolutely INSANE it is that Sanford Stadium hit 132.6 decibels. The Neyland Stadium record, set during the Bama game, is 125.4 decibels. For reference: Sanford Stadium Capacity: 92,746 Neyland Stadium Capacity: 102,455
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2 years
Early Thursday morning, Monken was asked about his future at Georgia. “Look, man. I love to win… And we’re winning right now. As long as we keep doing that, I love it here in Athens and plan to retire here.”
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11 months
Ryan Day is really competing with Dabo Swinney for most unlikeable coach in CFB.
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5 years
Fun fact of the day: Kirby Smart has more SEC Wins at Neyland Stadium than Jeremy Pruitt does.
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1 year
@gscalia1803 @QuezIsGodly Something tells me she’s getting plenty of pancakes
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1 year
I actually like Pat McAfee, but he’s not a good fit for College Gameday. David Pollack was the only remaining host that could talk ball with Herbstreit, and his segments were always great. Desmond Howard doesn’t have the slightest clue, and Lee Corso, bless him, has lost it.
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2 years
@RuIeUrWorld @BleacherReport @cclark_13 I mean sure, if that 295 is 0% body fat which isn’t possible.
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11 months
Brock Bowers, Ladd McConkey, and Cash Jones
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Chris Allen
2 years
In National Championship games with former UGA DB Kirby Smart on the sideline, Nick Saban is 4-0. Without Kirby Smart, he has a losing record at 2-3 🤷‍♂️
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Sidelines - Bama
2 years
Former Alabama RB Mark Ingram Jr. when asked about Georgia players talking trash: “The only reason why they made a national championship is because their head coach came from Bama … we’re gonna be back there again. I don’t know about them, but we’re gonna be back there again.”
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2 years
I’ve come to the conclusion that @ErikAinge3 is either a very sad man, seeking attention OR a very sad man that has his feelings hurt that Stetson Bennett is a considerably better QB than he ever was. Either way, he’s a very sad man.
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Chris Allen
2 years
Wait, you mean to tell me Jermaine Burton went to Alabama for 11 more catches, one more TD, and two more losses? That’s less than one extra catch per game. Seems like a bad trade to me.
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4 years
If Kyle Pitts’ absence impacted Florida’s performance against a 3-5 LSU, the absence of Jordan Davis, Richard LeCounte, ejection of Lewis Cine and early injury to Stetson Bennett couldn’t possibly have an impact on the Florida game, could it? Asking for a friend.
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Chris Allen
6 months
Would totally ask for her Snapchat if I worked at Chipotle
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mommygirl, CPA
6 months
Don’t talk about my spray tan hands talk about my cute new necklace
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2 years
I don’t think you guys realize how absolutely insane it is to be the No. 1 ranked team in America and in less than a full month be in need of bulletin board material to beat Vanderbilt. VAN-DER-BILT.
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2 years
That Kirk Herbstreit Vandy-over-Vols prediction will be played on a loop the next few days. Wonder if they'll send him a gift basket Saturday night.
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2 years
I know I’m getting WAY ahead of myself here, but man, this Georgia team is incredibly young. I truly believe the Dawgs could be the first FBS school in history to three-peat. I’d be intolerable.
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4 years
Reminder that this still is, and always will be, the coldest picture of all time.
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1 year
**Georgia wins 2 out of the 3 championships since 2020** @ESPN_BillC : They are the third best team of the 2020s. Huh?!?
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Chris Allen
1 year
Brenton Cox falling behind Stetson Bennett is becoming a yearly tradition at this point.
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Chris Allen
3 years
We’ve got Brian Kelly twerking on kids, Dabo Swinney sitting in recruits’ laps, Jimbo Fisher going on rants about Sliced Bread, and Florida hiring an army all because of one man.
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2 years
You can all shut up now. Thank you.
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Chris Allen
2 years
Kirby Smart in 2016 when he realized all he had to do was tweet “Go Dawgs!!” in order to send the entire fanbase into a frenzy.
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Chris Allen
3 years
Adonai Mitchell, Sedrick Van Pran, Brock Bowers, Kelee Ringo and Broderick Jones were all impact players in the National Championship. All of them are freshman who stepped up. Injuries are part of the sport. The story *should be* the adjustments the Georgia D made in one month.
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Chris Allen
1 year
I for one am shocked that Stetson Bennett had a faster 40 than Brenton Cox.
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Chris Allen
1 month
Georgia has a problem. There’s no denying that. I’m just sick of rival fanbases pretending to care about the reckless driving/arrests. You want something to be done because you’re sick of Georgia beating your school. That’s it.
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Hope Nichols
1 month
At what point does the SEC step in and have the conversation regarding Kirby’s lack of control and leadership in his locker room?
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Chris Allen
3 years
Headed up to Kroger Field in 2018 the last time UGA vs UK decided the East. The trash talk walking in was hilarious. The Dawgs won 34-17 and the next morning every UK fan had switched from their Football hoodies to basketball. Same will happen on Saturday.
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3 years
@LSUfootball
LSU Football
3 years
A Historic First Customizable Nike jerseys, for every LSU football player who opts into the program, are coming in 2022. 🔗
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Chris Allen
2 years
I remember a game where the referees missed a face mask and a personal foul for shoving Fromm’s helmet into the dirt. They missed false starts and pass interferences, and then made a game changing, phantom offsides call. You had no sympathy then. I have none now. Play better 🤷‍♂️
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1 year
Yeah. Not turning on GameDay this year for my guy Pollack. If I wanted to watch Pat McAfee scream stupid things, I’d watch his show.
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2 years
Man, @ByPatForde came at Erik Ainge’s neck 😂😂
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9 months
Kirby Smart this morning when he found out that Josh took Alabama to win the SECCG.
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4 years
Bo Nix and the Auburn offense may be better than I thought. Watch how quickly they are able to score
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3 years
This new Migos album is hard. New Quavo was the goat after I saw this
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4 years
If you’re still not convinced after tonight that a healthy Georgia along with the help of JT Daniels beats Florida, I don’t know what else to tell ya 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Chris Allen
9 months
I’m so sick and tired of seeing people debating whether or not Georgia makes it in after a potential loss. I want to beat Alabama. Put Georgia in the Pop-Tart Bowl for all I care if they don’t win the SECCG. Avenge the 2021 game. Earn it.
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Chris Allen
3 years
This is my Twitter feed today. It’s a sad state of affairs.
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Chris Allen
2 years
Someone check on @ErikAinge3
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Chris Allen
3 years
Love when OSU fans try to lecture UGA fans about letting the more talented QB walk when this guy exists. Remind me, how many rings did Fields have?
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Chris Allen
3 years
UGA’s first freshman class to participate in the “Power G” tradition did so in 2011. Alabama, on the other hand, did not begin doing the “Script A” until 2016.
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KD
3 years
UGA is already copying Bama again 😂
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Chris Allen
1 year
The same people that told me Stetson would be selling cars for a living are now telling me Georgia will have a hard time replacing him. Go figure.
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Chris Allen
4 years
CDC: We need to practice social distancing Neil Diamond: Hands, touching hands CDC: Neil, no Neil Diamond: Reaching out CDC: NO! Stop it! Neil Diamond: Touching ME CDC: Don’t you say it Neil Diamond: Touching youuuuu CDC: SWEET CAROLINE *BUM BUM BUM*
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Chris Allen
1 year
There are people on this app that believe Kirby Smart would leave Georgia (his alma mater) for Alabama simply because “Bama money” is different than Georgia money. I can’t even begin with how incredibly stupid that is on all fronts.
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Chris Allen
2 years
Tennessee fans have found my Erik Ainge tweet, and they are VERY upset about it. A PSA to my Dawgs fans, if a fan brings up Stetson’s age while their very own QB is just 76 days younger, it does not warrant a response. That person has the intellectual aptitude of a walnut.
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Chris Allen
2 years
As the ‘22 CFB season has come to a close, I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate Florida for going Back-to-Back as well…
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2 years
Nah. Stetson’s a King for ignoring everyone today. Love. It. The dude brought you a ring for the first time in FORTY years with back to back MVP performances and you still hoped he’d “ride off into the sunset.” Well, you got your wish, just after his SECOND title… #DGD
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Chris Allen
3 years
Good call bro @PFF_Anthony
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Chris Allen
2 years
Is @BarstoolBigCat the smartest person on the planet? People are asking
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3 years
“Hey Bill, Auburn just gave up 267 rushing yards to Georgia State. What should we grade em?” “Don’t matter Tommy, Auburn plays Georgia this week. Make it look close for them clicks.”
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PFF College
3 years
Highest-graded defenses this season ⛓ 1. Georgia - 94.6 2. Auburn - 91.8 3. Iowa - 91.4
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Chris Allen
2 years
@Harrison954_ @LateKickJosh “And it’s not close” guy rears his head again
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Chris Allen
3 years
Sad to see Will Anderson has 0% of the Heisman Fan Votes. If only Alabama fans had internet.
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Chris Allen
4 years
JT Daniels on 3rd Down. 12/13 and 5 TDs.
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Chris Allen
2 years
This is 100% false. I’m baffled by this company’s business model. PFF is either blatantly misleading people by lying about stats and making up nonsensical grades, OR they are just really bad at their jobs. I’m convinced it’s the former.
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PFF College
2 years
Alabama G Javion Cohen has announced that he is entering the transfer portal Zero sacks allowed in his college career
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2 years
This right here is one of several reasons I believe the best coach in America resides in Athens, GA.
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3 years
“Smile for the camera” Me ages 4-11:
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Chris Allen
9 months
If AD Mitchell is still on the team, Georgia is 13-0 and on their way to a third straight national title. Tough.
@TheRealRashaud
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That boy AD asked bama fans do they remember him OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
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3 years
Hey, Dawg Twitter. Alabama used this emoji (🥋) to signify that they are “Gump Twitter Verified.” They can have their Karate, we have the 2021 National Championship. Verify yourself with this (🏆).
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2 years
@AllenSturgill @ESPNMcGee Don’t be this guy, ladies and gents.
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2 years
Just got recommended the Georgia/Arkansas highlights on YouTube and it reminded me of that wild week before the game where hundreds of Razorback Twitter accounts appeared out of thin air, talking all kinds of trash only to disappear again after the first quarter. What a time.
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Chris Allen
2 years
@juju_Dugan18 @conway__vinny Alabama was broken on January 10th, 2022. The team has not been the same ever since. Georgia killed them, Tennessee put the nail in the coffin.
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@Zooloo_Trojan
Zooloo_Trojan ⚔️✌🏾
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USC’s defensive line right now is better than Georgias
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Chris Allen
3 years
Let’s play a game. Head Coach __________ is 0-11 against Alabama in his 13 year tenure and is receiving National praise for losing a game by two at home. A game that featured, yet again, terrible clock management and wasted timeouts. Can you fill in the blank?
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Chris Allen
2 years
It’s funny how it’s apparent to every one in the country except for Tennessee fans that this past Saturday was an absolute beat down.
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1 year
@BobbyWilson1004 Series would finish before Texas joins the conference. Georgia’s with Oklahoma does not (Game 2 would be in 2024).
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10 months
Josh Pate may have lost his voice, but he didn’t lose access to his Twitter account. The Connor Stallions tweets and subsequent Michigan fan replies have been hysterical. Thanks, Pate. @LateKickJosh
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@marathonkash @SInow @Reese10Angel @livvydunne @LSUsports The other girl, aka the highest paid female collegiate athlete…
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Chris Allen
3 years
Offensive Lineman Andrew Thomas (UGA) has more touchdown receptions on the year than teammate Kadarius Toney (former UF WR).
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Chris Allen
3 months
@LateKickJosh What a lot of people don’t realize is that expansion, in a way, lessens the odds of non-traditional powerhouses. Yes, TCU was obliterated by Georgia in the final, but they had a better shot of winning two playoff games in a row under the old format as opposed to four.
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4 years
Any defensive back from the University of Florida
@ChancellorTV
Chancellor Johnson
4 years
Who is Drake beating off of the line with this route?
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RBU
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Jeremiah Smith is a beast, but man, I don’t think he’s a culture fit for UGA at all. Reminds me of Jadon Hasselwood’s recruitment.
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Chris Allen
1 month
Seeing reports that CFP podcaster @LateKickJosh has projected that the Georgia Bulldogs will finish 7-5
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Chris Allen
4 years
Watching a replay of the Rose Bowl and then remembering the following week.
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1 year
Did Alabama not have a full roster last year? Highest composite ranking of all time and lost to two opponents that UGA destroyed. You’re not very good at this.
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Lmfao UGA has never been better than Alabama with a full roster.
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Chris Allen
4 years
Nothing more Florida football than a former running back claiming he reached a top speed over 6 MPH faster than Usain Bolt’s top speed in his WR 100m Gold.
@mattjonesrb
Matt Jones™
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33mph.... Workin!!
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Chris Allen
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Emory Jones when forced to throw the deep ball down three scores in Jacksonville
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@bravesorganist He’s in the minority. You complete the experience. Your work gives me an opportunity to bond with my mom who doesn’t much care for sports but loves to try and make the connection between your song of choice and the batter at the plate. We love you.
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If I committed murder, but then come to find out my neighbor Steve (whom I hate) was the one who told the Cops, guess what? I still committed murder.
@On3sports
On3
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🚨REPORT: Michigan is currently in possession of documents that could link the private investigators behind the sign-stealing scandal back to Ohio State, per @Balas_Wolverine . Story:
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It just donned on me that Georgia was one busted coverage away from winning a National Championship game 65-0…
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The funny thing is, that “one year wonder” will end in an SECCG loss and at best a NY6 win. Mullen will still be only 1-3 against Smart with zero SEC Championships in 12 years as a Head Coach. Back to normal in 2021 with Trask, Pitts and Toney gone.
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Chris Allen
2 years
@TristanWhitfie5 @ErikAinge3 Oh, because he gets excited and celebrates good plays just like any other 25 year old in college or the NFL? Get a grip. You hate him because he plays for Georgia, the program that is vastly superior to yours.
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@LateKickJosh Gotta be Georgia. Expected to go 7-5 again 😔
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Chris Allen
1 year
Oh. Y’all are debating Bowers vs Pitts again? Remind me. Which tight end started his freshman year and caught the game sealing TD in the National Championship while the other tight end didn’t see the field his freshman year on a team that didn’t even win their division?
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Chris Allen
4 years
If you genuinely believe that Nick Chubb running out of bounds was the wrong decision, I’m sorry, but you are not allowed an opinion on anything football related ever again.
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@PeterBurnsESPN Peter. If it’s the “four best,” Alabama AND Georgia would be included. If it’s not, it will be FSU. It’s not just about Alabama/FSU.
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@lace_jay_bee @CBSSports @CFBHome UTEP would probably be favored on a neutral field.
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@LateKickJosh @bykevinclark This is why my sister got her organ replacement (heart valve) from a pig. Pigs don’t have Fall weddings, or weddings in general for that matter.
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2 years
@nichjay5 @LateKickJosh The four team format has Alabama, Clemson and possibly Ohio State sitting out this year and potential first timers TCU and USC. The 12-team playoff sees all three of the first teams I mentioned get a guaranteed spot. Which format favors the privileged again?
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@Cam2148 @PFF_College @MaxChadwickCFB @TampaBayTre LSU, USC, FSU, and Michigan will not be in the playoffs…
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1 year
@RHULEROFNEB @On3sports @WellOffForever Need a tissue? Hopefully the Cornhuskers can finally get a win this week 🙏
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@Jared_Carrabis Three game sweep for the Braves instead of four. Won’t make that much of a difference.
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1 year
Athens Steve got Kirk Herbstreit and Rece Davis involved. I’m done with Twitter for the day 😂
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2 years
Can’t say it better than this, yet everyone’s having a conniption fit that Georgia players would say they are doubted. Really listen to him. This isn’t an underdog mentality, this is trying to prove they can be contenders even after losing all that talent.
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