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Uncle Purple
10 months
@chillextremist Now that you mention it. I think I would
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@movieboy69 « As a heroin addict you are used to injecting » « Now inject your balls with acid if you want to live » Can I just do a regular rehab... come on Jig.. what is this
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@OrdinaryGamers I’ve done enough mistakes younger to know when someone is blacked out drunk and/or high. Lame to leak a friend in that state.
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7 months
@M1das_OW2 I know a couple gay guys and they tell me crazy stuff like “yeah I went to do the groceries and had dinner with my boyfriend, slept pretty early cause we work tomorrow” and “Oh this weekend? We went to the cinema, grabbed Subway on the way home” like totally depraved.
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Uncle Purple
6 months
@YorkshireReborn NileRed is the sweetest guy. It’s like getting pissed off at a puppy or something. It’s not that serious.
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7 months
@Nateorious10 She was technically in Barbie and that ass is enough for me to consider her an actress
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6 months
@Komaniecki_R I can’t figure out what this person is mad at.
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6 months
@airbagged Been in love with her for so long
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6 months
@BearCurd “I’m disabled” “What’s your disability?” “Anxiety”
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Uncle Purple
7 months
@lethalrejection They even watermarked their little meme. So cute.
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6 months
@RealAlexJones It’s true cause the sticker said Wifi On I never seen a lying sticker in my life
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@DiscussingFilm Movie with no movie…alright.
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Uncle Purple
11 months
@manykudos She started dating him winter season. Not his fault
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@DiscussingFilm Birdman is great and he’s a real one for this ranking
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Uncle Purple
11 months
@anothercohen My excuse is that I don’t want to do all that. I’m watching movies leave me alone
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Uncle Purple
7 months
@weirddalle I’ll forget it before the last episode it’s fine *remembers it immediately
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Uncle Purple
8 months
@bloomthisway @JustinWhang Dude could have just grew a mustache and he would have looked like a hot retired firefighter for the cougar mamas. Now he looks like those serial killers who wears their victims faces.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@ThatOneMate55 @NortyGman @Dexerto He’s there to prevent violence not instigating it lmao. Bro
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@NobleAtlas88 With royalties from his old movies he’s probably set for life and just doing shit he enjoys
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@RxRedpill I’d rather jump in a tub full of honey, strap some salmon on my legs and go run in bear territory during mating season than follow a single loser advice you have to offer.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@GameSpot You can’t even play a decent song sit down.
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Uncle Purple
6 months
@DrProudman Do you analyze movies you watch a little bit. Stop to think « oh that scene was rough, what did they mean by that » Or you just take everything at face value.
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@NebsGoodTakes You ever meet a girl but she’s actually a decoy and Chris Hansen shows up « PLEASE TAKE A SEAT I HAVE THE TRANSCRIPTS 😈 »
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@DiscussingFilm I find the crash scene too graphic for my taste what do you think about that. I think nothing wtf is that question, that your opinion.
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Uncle Purple
6 months
@LeaMaric @b_e_a_n_mom They make movies about these teachers.
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6 months
@lemonade_grrrl If Gonzo banged Miss Piggy
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6 months
@IGN They are deciding if the CEO gets a massive bonus or if they give the employees a good raise. Anyway congrats to the CEO for his brand new Lamborghini.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@C_Rob60 @OrdinaryGamers Forget I said friend then. Still dude is blacked out on something. Lame to leak that kind of stuff
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5 months
@TrinkPeer @metalgearobama Bro don’t you know that Satan did a Press conference and told everyone he was a Red Bull boy. Been known for a decade at this point
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@DUSKdev 8 whole dollars. No way. 7.99$ and it’s a deal.
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@IQWrestler Enough with the Kong slander today. I’m gonna f’king LOSE IT
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Uncle Purple
7 months
@slavojtrex I think Jack Black might have a long lost brother his mom hid from him.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@theneedledrop Melon’s head about to be put on a spike by Swifties
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5 months
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Uncle Purple
8 months
@Miku__art @legotrillermoth “Hey big man” “I hope you buying a ticket for Madame Web, I’m wearing a tight suit in it” Me :
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Uncle Purple
5 months
@PoorOldRoloTony I can't stop laughing.
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Uncle Purple
8 months
@stoolpresidente One Night Everybody Knows the Rules
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Uncle Purple
3 months
@buffermet @BrogieSmells @FredDiBiase247 Do you even think about if a conspiracy makes any logical sense before sharing it. Why would they make plastic avocados. What’s the point. Plastic isn’t cheap. The engineering necessary to do a trick like this is insane. It makes no sense dude.
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Uncle Purple
5 months
@bronzeagemantis Cats been domesticated for a very long time. Humans introduced fish to them I guess. Cats have a very powerful smell and fish smell good to them that’s basically it lmao.
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Uncle Purple
5 months
@Tropica58463732 @aziz0nomics @CaptainYote You can’t threaten anyone. That’s what society decided was the right to do a long time ago and we created laws around it. You can pass whatever message you want without telling someone you will kill them, it’s easy just try it.
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9 months
@IronPineapple_ No one told me Fortnite was good now. Been obsessed with it for 3 days. Lego mode is really cool as well. I hated building back then and now you can play no-build. Really dope. I get it now
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Uncle Purple
6 months
@cambregabriel19 Quite problematic that Hereditary glorifies giving nuts to kids with peanuts allergies and then smashing their heads with a telephone pole.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@bennyjohnson Biggest mistake you can make is thinking South Park is on your side bud.
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Uncle Purple
11 months
@OrdinaryGamers They are basically an indie studio. Come on guys. It’s not fair
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Uncle Purple
8 months
@Variety This guy better not piss off the swifties. They don’t take prisoners.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@thethirdhan Detective movies. Stuff like Se7en
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Uncle Purple
5 months
@Craftiest_2 @tvsA9999 All “Loli fans” are pedophiles. Just a matter of time before they get caught. They can deny it all they want we know
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@DiscussingFilm Dude releasing a 3 1/2 hours and 1 minute movie in the same month
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Uncle Purple
6 months
@bongiobaddie Since I’ve hit 30 anything more than half a joint sends me into a nuclear panic attack. Was doing this kind of stuff all my 20’s no problem and like something changed it’s so weird. Can’t smoke anymore.
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Uncle Purple
10 months
@SophiaNarwitz Me when a bad guy does bad things
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6 months
@sorrelquest “Thank you to my parents for buying me a guitar instead of video games, I wouldn’t have developed a passion for music so young be on this stage today without you” Gamers : “So what you’re saying is video games are garbage, you hate us, you think we are worthless is that it?”😥😓
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Uncle Purple
9 months
@Bolverk15 Mr Rogers died and we learned nothing
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5 months
@PoorOldRoloTony @realJackEason Same thing happened with Gordon Ramsey. When Sean gets a person with a lot of personality he leaves them the floor to do their thing. Also the show is edited this is not representative of their whole conversation.
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6 months
@WEAKSIDESOLDIER @Komaniecki_R But like it’s a cute callback to the margarita video that was popular like 48h ago…. I give up. It’s ok. 🫠
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Uncle Purple
7 months
@theneedledrop The goalie pads being on the wrong legs is unacceptable.
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10 months
@JohnDiLillo Birdman is awesome. I won’t accept any slander
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6 months
@Se7enball @LeaMaric @b_e_a_n_mom Sandra Bullock was just cast for this part. Better luck next time losers.
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3 months
@ImBillRay @chief___keefe People need to know. How the fuck am I supposed to snack it up without the boom chart.
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@airbagged He totally spending the weekend with his wife and kids that totally didn’t leave him.
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8 months
@streetmediatv Yeah just plug this stuff in your phone what could go wrong. Don’t you want free Mc Donalds kids.
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