@bheintzskol He’s AJ Pierzinski. Hate him if he’s not on my team, would love him if he was on my side.

@MySportsUpdate Holy shit.

@bheintzskol Funny cuz this is my biggest takeaway every year since I was born in 1981. Except for 1998 when my biggest takeaway was that after fucking this thing up we are just never going to win.

@HorrorCarnival Scream and 7, sorry to Memento and Zodiac

@blakewy @Peter_Bukowski Because he only understands DVOA charts

@NFL Nope sorry dude still sucks.

I can’t hate almost any of the players, especially not Hurts or Saquon. Just blows seeing history’s worst fanbase get a dub.

A 0.0% chance of winning. A 1-2% chance of wrecking a knee?

@heathcummingssr Um not Sirianni

@greg_price11 🗑️

Why is Mahomes even in?

Pat Riley lost a shot at a ton of money tonight then?

We’ve unlocked the secret behind Jalen Hurts’ success: he wants to win.

@ShamsCharania If only this could have been predicted.

@catturd2 I’ve seen much worse.

@TiffanyFong_ Don’t.

@espn Underthrown

That play call is the first time I’ve ever respected the Eagles.

@Peter_Bukowski Yes it’s always wise to draft good backups instead of good starters.

Throw the fuckin ball Patrick Darnold