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Joined July 2009
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@EnglishMathPhD
Bortolussi
1 year
Caught myself in a moment of missing him just now. The candle that burned twice as bright did indeed only burn half as long
@EnglishMathPhD
Bortolussi
3 years
Missing this one lots. "It's better to burn out than to fade away...than it is to rust" - Neil Young
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3 years
If you started with a $100 bet on the first fighter who won during @CjSaftic 's current streak and kept rolling over, you would now have $119,246,300
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@EnglishMathPhD
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5 years
@jeauboux @geniebouchard Everyone else failed miserably, so I have been forced to do it
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9 years
@BaneTheBOSS You couldn't break @geniebouchard 's back. Thing looks like it was forged in prison. cc: @TeamBouchard http://t.co/TyqnBHAOYK
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@EnglishMathPhD
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10 months
Hopefully Spanky and the boys induct me into the Sports Gambling Hall Of Fame if I become the first person to successfully middle a relationship. If you've already middled a relationship, please disclose because I don't believe it's happened. Would love to be wrong
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7 years
@FurysFightPicks @GamebredFighter Mr. Masvidal is making the case for being the most comfortable fighter offensively and defensively in any range or sphere a fight can go
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3 years
Jack Campbell has BOTH a lower GAA AND a higher save % than anyone who has EVER won the Vezina trophy in the 95 year history of the award
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5 years
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6 years
@Dimonator Clearly Federer, because he'd be back like he forgot somethin'
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@EnglishMathPhD
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2 years
Mid 30s to 40 year-old Caucasians when an old Caucasian combatant does something
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5 years
Released to clientele
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7 years
@haralabob Luna, 2 months
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3 years
Paul Shaughnessy and Cody J. Saftic through the cable box. Not sure how I didn't know I got this
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@EnglishMathPhD
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2 years
After intense & prolonged negotiations, I've decided to take my talents back home to Toronto outlet @TheHammerHQ . They've obtained multi-year exclusive digital distribution rights to my writing. When a certain market or event has me particularly zealous, I may write something
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@EnglishMathPhD
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3 years
I am being exposed as BenTheBettor. Was a good run, but what we had is over now
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@EnglishMathPhD
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4 years
@geniebouchard Genie, your determination is exceeded only by your kindness towards others. Cheers to you from me (pictured)
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@EnglishMathPhD
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11 months
I can. And, yes, I will go with the best prices available anywhere in the world (need all the help I can get): Jon Huberdeau 20+ goals -115 Jordan Kyrou 40+ goals +800 Cole Caufield 40+ goals +550 Pat Laine 60+ points -122 Evan Bouchard 60+ points +134 McDavid, Connor Andrew
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@EnglishMathPhD
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5 years
Cheers from me (pictured) to you. Have a great weekend
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@EnglishMathPhD
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5 years
Have seen multiple people recently - including Gianni's teeth - say parlays are -EV. No, they aren't inherently. But if you're parlaying many legs together you run the risk of including an -EV leg which makes it so. An +EV leg parlayed with an +EV leg is still a +EV parlay
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@EnglishMathPhD
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6 years
@AlysonP7 @geniebouchard Most .gifable athlete of the 21st century
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@EnglishMathPhD
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3 years
@AndyMSFW These 3 pieces of history from 2017
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3 years
These guys are requiring 50k and 2500 minimums while I'm sending $56 to a cuck (wife has 2+ boyfriends) named Hand Jobs for Ewoks to grind Bovada for me. I'm so finished
@JoeyKnish22
Joey Knish
3 years
We are accepting new betting partnerships with a minimum of 1 credit accts and/or a minimum of $2500 total credit. You’ll probably qualify and we’ll make money without the blow hard BS Some others who claim to be the best can be quite annoying. Don’t need luck this FB szn.
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4 years
Usman decision +187 released. BOL
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3 years
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@CjSaftic
Cody J Saftic
3 years
Best looking card of the year, let's aim for the best looking results too! Shevchenko-Volkanovski (-150) Add: Santos-Semelsberger (+147) Add: Andrade-Daukaus (+432) Add: Blaydes-Dvalishvili (+878) Add: Hooker-Lawler (+2579) Add: Turner-Maximov (+9695) PRP: Add: Pearce (+22429)
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@EnglishMathPhD
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4 months
@Capitals Jack Adams. Now. I will accept no other
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@EnglishMathPhD
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4 years
This perfectly pontificated pooch-priced political prop punt has been graded a win at at least one book already. Give up, Donald. You're a loser and clientele are winners
@EnglishMathPhD
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4 years
Now that a Biden landslide is far less likely, Biden wins by 60-99 electoral votes +1600 released
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1 year
Please don't 'dad' me. Here's an assorted 6 pack for legal North American players of the nearly hundred puck plays I currently have pending: Caps over 86.5 -111 Devils over 103.5 -113 Canes over 104.5 -118 Canucks miss -146 (hopefully SoMoney doesn't see this) Blues miss -162
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@EnglishMathPhD
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4 years
Might fuck around and release something utterly historic later
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@AndyMSFW
Andy Molitor
3 years
What's the most puzzling block you have on Twitter? Hit me with the screenshot. Mine is for sure coach Phillips. (Cian or Big Ben is cheating)
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3 years
I'm in utter shambles and won't be around for the rest of the weekend. See you Monday
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3 years
Paul/Woodley goes 8 round distance +600 released. BOL
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5 months
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?" - George "Riley" Panagakis
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@EnglishMathPhD shield your eyes
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@EnglishMathPhD
Bortolussi
6 years
It's 'to spite' not 'despite'. This is your English language lesson of the day
@arielhelwani
Ariel Helwani
6 years
UFC trying to punish Woodley and Covington for not accepting the fight earlier but they are cutting their nose despite their face. Do Woodley v Covington on March 2, have Usman fight the winner. Woodley-Colby has massive heat. I don’t understand why this is so complicated.
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@EnglishMathPhD
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5 years
Because it won, Nina
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5 years
Does anyone pour a fuller glass of wine than me (pictured)?
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@EnglishMathPhD
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1 year
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Pride lines left up for 3 hours after post. NHL next round series lookaheads with >25% edges. NBA 2K sims for months that were the most historic edges anyone had ever seen. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
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@Spreadapedia
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1 year
@malber9 @stormpig_ need to see who's got the oldest number. 5d1842939
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5 years
@francis_ngannou @sakurabruh @USMAN84kg A trio of cheers from your biggest fan to you, Francis
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2 months
Not that save % is even close to everything, but Bob's sitting at .916. That typically gets you laughed out of the room re: Conn Smythe. Bob's been all of average, above average, good, great, and excellent these playoffs at some point or another. Barkov has just been oozing
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7 months
Is this what using American runners in 2024 is going to be like? Just jam the Kambi kiosk like I asked, please
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5 years
Some have asked for a perfectly prognosticated playoff puck bracket. Enjoy
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7 years
@geniebouchard So you beat POVa and weren't even at your fittest? Her fans weep further
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3 years
The only case you could make for Wander not being the AL ROY is sample size. I have taken more than 20 university level math and statistics courses and have a PhD in mathematics. I am telling you that Wander's n (sample size) is large enough. Wander Franco is the AL ROY
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@EnglishMathPhD
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4 years
The only reason this isn't 100% is because of the capriciousness of variance. 2.91% of you are lucking out IMO
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1 year
BOL to all who join
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4 years
If Dana Caucasian wears a mask tonight, I will give anyone who retweets this a premium pugilistic plus puck picks package until year's end
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5 years
Nunes TKO/KO/DQ or Decision -110 Holloway TKO/KO/DQ or Decision -120 Usman TKO/KO/DQ or Decision -125 released to clientele. BOL
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@EnglishMathPhD
Bortolussi
2 years
If CAM wins the Hart - and make no mistake about it, he will deserve it whether he's awarded it or not - I will give this 9.5 10/10 Heroes & Prospects Wayne & CAM card from 2016-17 to a random 1 of my current 1631 clients. Hopefully one of you receives this card in the summer
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5 months
Say hello to Bo and Byram
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3 years
Ngannou scorecards = no action -115 released to North American, South American, Euro, and Australasian players. BOL
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4 months
This much is not up for debate – Spencer Carbery must at least be nominated for the Jack Adams now that he’s gone out and erased a guy like John Tortorella who would’ve been had Flyers made the playoffs. I suspect he will be, because why wouldn’t he be nominated at this point?
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5 years
I don't know how you can think Twitter is by far the worst when it's clearly the best. Is Balazs going to TikTok me historic CLV? No, he is not. He's going to tweet me it
@TheMMATrader Don’t blame you. Out of all the social media’s this is by far the worst.
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3 years
Edwards -5.5 +100 released to clientele. BOL
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4 years
Who's ready for 100 days of Usman? I've put together 100 .gifs of Usman executing horrific techniques in the cage that should carry us nicely into his next bout. Will post 1 sadness per day
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6 years
@sportsrage Brother, you've had your own .gif
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3 years
@CjSaftic Anything to stop me from putting 500 on the PRP, rolling it over onto McDavid Hart, and then using that 350k to buy 3 horses and pay you 50k + 6.9% stake to train and race?
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Bortolussi
4 years
Is there a single long term winning bettor who has bet Masvidal in this bout? I don't think there is
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Bortolussi
5 years
About to do 100k sims of the upcoming season and give you bets based on the results. BOL to us
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5 years
No you don't. CLV is enough
@TSN_Sports
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McDavid: 'To be recognized as one of the best of all time, you have to win'. VIDEO:
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@MikesMMAPicks
Mike's MMA Picks
2 years
When live-betting, make sure you have all of your wits. I recommend consuming water and or coffee to make sure you are performing at your best. These decisions should not be made while impaired, and deserve one’s full and undivided attention.
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3 years
Please don't try to emulate Cody Jefferson Saftic. He is the putrescently priced pugilistic parlay. No room for imitators, he's the originator #PRP
@arielhelwani
Ariel Helwani
3 years
@CjSaftic Who’s stealing your bit?
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4 years
Mike Perry decision +550 released to Canadian and European clientele. BOL
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Bortolussi
3 years
If your team is not selected, they won't be winning the Cup this year. Better luck next season
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Bortolussi
4 years
We have a saying back home - if you're coming on, come on. See you in 2021
@Dudas_Priest
Clay Davis, Jr
4 years
I'll go head to head with @EnglishMathPhD in GM for 10k in 2021 if he tracks all of his MMA bets 3rd party until then, starting now.....
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2 years
We have the CLV but Dave Mason has the Bitcoin. We have already lost even if we eventually win
@MMAdamMartin
Adam Martin
2 years
This line is now -110 a piece.
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4 years
Drinkin' that wine. Smokin' that smoke
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3 years
Did Ed Teach request this?
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2 years
I will be producing the definitive list for @TheHammerHQ readers at some point. Spoiler: Jared will be at #1 on the back of his 1950's big city gravitas. He looks like he just read a report on the effects of tobacco, yet is going to market you cigs by the carton
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Adam Vingan
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4 years
I am 3 Islanders wins away from being put out to pasture and having to move to Detroit. Or simply being homeless in Toronto which is probably a better fate
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5 years
This Caucasian has deprived you all of another historic POTY
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3 years
I just had to see Jack
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1 year
By chance happened to stumble upon Wes Colvin's Spotify playlist. This is certainly no ordinary white boy. Every Friday the rest of the year I'm going to release one great song that's 20+ years old from this list for the young ones on this site/app:
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Bortolussi
3 months
100k cash or brunch with these 2? Which you going with?
@grpwins
George “Riley” Panagakis
3 months
Guess who I had Brunch with today? Spanky! His connecting flight at Ohare was delayed so he called me and we met at Ellys in Norridge. Had a great time.
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@EnglishMathPhD
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3 years
Nobody else in the world is offering a comprehensive clientele package like this
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1 year
Clientele
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NHL
1 year
Who will take home these #NHLAwards in June? 🏆 NHL x @FDSportsbook
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5 years
Not Anthony Smith Decision -2300 released to clientele
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3 years
On an hour long podcast dedicated to me I was called "overeducated" Me & my two PhDs were made for each other and I have just the right amount of education, gentlemen
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3 years
No other bettor is getting an hour long podcast done on him or her. Try to focus less on me (or don't, everyone I know on here is finding it quite enjoyable) and more on how short you are on about 20 edges in 4+ sports
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4 years
Gastelum -102 Gastelum/Hermansson goes distance -125 Released to clientele. BOL
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Bortolussi
3 years
There are many successful professionals who do little modelling of their own and are largely intuition based. They are aliens/unicorns, yes, but they are among us in larger numbers than most of you think
@giantsbadgers
Giantsbadgers
3 years
@EnglishMathPhD If they r a pro and need math courses don’t u think that’s slightly concerning if u r trying to model lol
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Ya'll wrote 'em off
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5 years
69u Derek Doyle Brunson -110 released to clientele. Enjoy
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3 years
MTL Canadiens miss playoffs -160 released. Enjoy this rare collaboration with @whale_capper
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3 years
Have been studying soccer all month for tonight. Canada-Mexico under 1 goal +425 released. Hopefully we see zero penetrations of the goal line tonight in Edmonton, something I never thought I'd be saying
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3 years
Congrats to clientele
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3 years
Paul/Woodley goes 8 round distance +600 released. BOL
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4 years
New York Islanders (Series) -105 released. BOL
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