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Director of Content for @Betsperts . The MN half of @DeepDivePod . Making newsletters about sports I like to bet. @BetspertsGolf Rabbit Holer.

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2 years
"Wife and kids are gone for a week" starter kit
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Trevor heading to get his MRI this morning
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Tom Pelissero
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The initial diagnosis for #Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence is an ankle sprain, per sources. He'll have an MRI on Tuesday.
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Jim Harbaugh Has More Rushing Yards Than Bo Jackson
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What's the craziest NFL stat you've ever seen?
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Wife sold an old kitchen appliance on her work classifieds for $50 and the guy showed up with a wallet full of $20s and me with no change Zero hesitation, he pulled out a coin to flip & told me to call it to decide if I was selling for $40 or $60 Massive degen move, big respect
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Finally got the whole Home Alone 2: Lost in New York set
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did he NOT see the blue line?
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Sunday Scaries x10000000 (plus marriage counseling on Monday)
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49ers concussion protocol final step
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#49ers QB Brock Purdy is aiming to pass the final step of the concussion protocol on Saturday. If he does, he will start, Kyle Shanahan said.
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CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY!!! Just making it this far is an accomplishment! Good luck to these four QBs and their families!
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Good job this morning guys
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Maybe he mixed up the gas and the brake, you guys have seen his footwork
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"oh no"
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Game I just invented: Letting the kids open one present early for each touchdown scored in a game where I bet the over. Can’t wait for the inevitable tears that will come with a red zone turnover
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just thinking about how different the Scottie Scheffler arrest could have been
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Khalil Shakir
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hear me out
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@knicks_tape99 Lactose-Free Version
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Replay officials gonna have a tough time with the Nick footage
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10 months
@church_on_here massive necklace upgrade for Christianity
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for those asking, I lost the flip. He handed me the $40 and told me that it was the first one he'd won all day, he was 0-2 coming into the afternoon. Maybe he was just trying to make me feel better, but I'd like to believe this is just a day in the life for him.
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@US_Stormwatch Pop a breath mint in and it’s like 6 menthols
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Somewhere out there, someone paid like -140 tonight to get the Chargers at +3.5 instead of 3. Godspeed.
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Looks like an electoral map of Utah
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@jon_bois Had to check my rankings
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Jesus, wait til Durant hears
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Scientists fear Omicron could team up with Delta to make a super-variant
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Bears want "historic compensation" for the No. 1 overall pick.
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I DO NOT want to cause a panic on the internet but I took this photo at the Phoenix Open today. #WalkingBootGate
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and yeah, that's the story about the time Calvin Ridley bought a broken gas range from me.
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@PFF he saw how Brady did it for all those years
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@ZachLowe_NBA hearing there's going to be a last-minute change to one of these
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@bykevinclark "I have over nine MLK signed items" -Rovell
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Reverse engineering the due date so that I can bet the Titans +5 on the summer lines vs the Mac Jones led Jags
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We're having a baby! Congratulations to the Lawrences 🫶
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Everyone’s had a vending machine steal their money and not give anything in return, checks out
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Tyreek Hill says Chase Claypool “looks like a vending machine out there”
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@ProFootballTalk had to check the handle five times to see if this was a parody account. mike's just three tumblers deep I guess
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2 years
Painfully apparent what I had to do with the $40
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3 years
If you bet Rahm at 9/1 and he wins, it's all "nice hit on the favorite, chalk-donkey", but if you hit a 9/1 on some TE being the first TD scorer on MNF you're a damn hero. It's a tough world out there.
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Also the leader in Saved by the Bell appearances
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@DiscussingFilm this is real?
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@church_on_here "you're gonna need a bigger manger"
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ANDY'S FANTASY CORNER Start Em - AJ Green Sit Em - Ravens D Sorry! forgot to post this earlier!
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having a $18 Bloody Mary at my kids school at like 7:15 am on Tuesday >
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We have to secure our schools the same way we secure our airports.
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FanDuel's entire promotional plan next year should just revolve around shitting on DK's tax thing, right?
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4 years
Saying "This boycott won't change anything" is just a thinly veiled way of saying that you don't give a shit. I'm very much in favor of people like these NBA players using the power they have to AT LEAST TRY! Because nothing has worked yet and you don't get there without trying.
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Guess I'm watching Blackfish instead of the Holiday Bowl
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UCLA Football
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Christmas at @SeaWorld 🐬 #GoBruins
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Found an alternate feed with a wider angle
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@espn @ESPYS @obj Kid pondering why the same roll of Toilet paper lasts months at home
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Someone plz hang a line on the Hall of Fame game in August so I can tease it with KC +2.5
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Raiders just doing what we all do when we first get to Vegas: Get down big immediately when you land before going up to the hotel room and telling your self that you've got FOUR MORE FUCKING DAYS HERE and need to get it the fuck together.
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@NBA_University being a t-wolves fan this year
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@RollingStone Buddy ain’t even gonna get Donna Kelce for that kinda money
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4 years
YTD Record: 0-0-0
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-110 6-point teasers
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what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?
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@MySportsUpdate The witching hour! Where bronze becomes gold and gold becomes ‘DQ’d for illegal horse tranquilizers’
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Not sure she even likes sports betting, but shout out to her for being one of my most loyal followers on here. Always showing up to support my posts 🥺
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I have a theory on Ippei betting amounts “from roughly $10 to $160,000 per bet” Sounds like a man with a system!
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@PFTCommenter Subway called to see if they could get Jared back after seeing this
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if only there were a team that was struggling mightily right now, in need of a spark....
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@BarstoolBigCat Always be Putin pucks on net
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Are we 1000% sure Tua's left handed?
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@OxfordPolice @nataliebialota *Dramatic Re-enactment*
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I get that everyone's situation is different but, right now I have no kids, no job, no responsibilities. I'm doing drugs and playing videos games. I'm 16 years old again! This has been one of the best weeks of my life. ✌️
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@JayCuda ACLs and Hammys looking at this
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@JoshChavis65 Jack Ruby
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@espn @PeteThamel need to get this MFer on the case
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they put her on the helmet
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@Skoog Beans after Bark
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Kelvin Benjamin coming to save the Giants receiving corps⤵️
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“if Geno Smith is going to ruin my day, he’s going to ruin everyone’s day”
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Shame
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Imagine if George Pickens could drag his feet like this
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2 years
Probably because of all that stuff from earlier
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PGA TOUR Communications
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Brooks Koepka is a WD from the Travelers Championship and replaced in the field by Mark Hubbard.
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I worry about the safety of the @ChurchillDowns officials when they leave the track. They're gonna need.... Maximum Security.
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@BlacktrickEwing @ngreenberg The worldwide leader in sports looking into the Favre allegations
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@CraigB_29 They traditionally take this week off
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Trae Young
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Wife is crushing these like beers but they’re 13% ABV. Thanks in advance @CutwaterSpirits
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When the guy who rented you the JetSkis gets into your vacation photo
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Twenty years from now, in therapy “I just don’t understand kicking a field goal from the 2 in that situation”
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🏀Saturday Night Recap: 8-1-1 No Plays tomorrow FIU +3💰 Rice +14💰 Tenn Tech +15💰 Long Beach +5💰 Miss Valley +12💰 Tenn Martin +20💰 Montana St +6.5💰 New Mexico +12.5💰 UMass Lowell +9🖐️ Chattanooooga +10.5❌
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We should start teaching theo hold math in school
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-8000 one way and +1800 the other way. FanDuel is an embarrassment.
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Gonna celebrate this one tonight! Wife is lucky they ain't called Anal Roberts!
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This election is Sunday Night Seahawks game.
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@slowlyslide "this is the worst case of BABY we've ever seen"
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*Gets traded before Fields*
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Rebecca Ferguson throwing a football on the set of Dune 2 perfect 🤌
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@BarstoolBigCat I opened your album list on my phone and a drug dog just walked up to me and growled at it.
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Made a charcuterie
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I'm 0-0-0 YTD and so are you! Happy New Year and good luck in 2020.
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Peeing after sex
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@ProfessorShine Taken right before heading to a Y2K meeting
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@davehill77 something everyone finds out halfway through this sort of project: your corners aren't square
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@BenTheBettor I know there's some people excited to see you back, Ben!
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wife tricked me into trying on a hat so she could laugh at me
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Taking an Oregon +4 ticket into overtime
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