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@malber9

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shovel snow for the #NYR , and talk hockey @EdgeWorkHQ @TheHammerHQ . occasionally win some bets and stuff. formerly @UnderdogFantasy & @FDsportsbook

MA - NYC
Joined April 2011
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Matt Alber
5 months
I lost my best friend yesterday 💔 Lily, thank you for nearly 16 amazing years. I really hope you loved your life with us as much as we did. You have always been so loved, and I have no idea what I'm going to do without you.
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Matt Alber
4 years
Next time, he shouldn't get in a fight with a teammate post game. Yes, this happened.
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Matt Alber
1 year
Keys to the game: -do not get injured -seriously, that is the only goal -the players should sit in a giant circle at center ice all night, maybe put a movie on the big screen, the players can get drunk and have open mic night, I don't care.
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Matt Alber
1 year
Things the Rangers should not do tonight: -Block shots -Hit anyone -Skate too hard Things the Rangers should do tonight: -Have a rock paper scissors tournament at center ice -Watch the Canes/Devils games on gardenvision -Have a tea party on the ice -Take naps on the bench
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Matt Alber
10 years
Russell Westbrook was out 9 months with a knee injury. Moore's wife died of a long and drawn out cancer... you're pathetic @espn
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Matt Alber
8 years
Non NYR fans don't understand this, but what Martin Jones is doing for SJ tonight is what Henrik Lundqvist has done for NYR for 10 years
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Matt Alber
4 years
let me put an end to all the "who is this?" immediately. Not if you held a gun to my head.
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Matt Alber
11 years
#ShortestHockeyBooks how to play goalie by Thomas Vokoun http://t.co/XOxJxY2sjb
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Matt Alber
3 years
Take away fantasy/gambling, the NFL is such a garbage fucking product. The games aren't even fun anymore, it's just who gets the more important flags.
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Matt Alber
7 years
Having Lundqvist face 9 straight breakaways is basically just a normal game for him
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Matt Alber
4 years
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Matt Alber
5 years
If you like money, and your reasoning for a bet is ever because "since 2005 this situation has won at x%" just stop
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Matt Alber
1 year
@charlieo_conn all the Flyers need is to get two top-2 lottery picks and have multiple top end free agents force their way there
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Matt Alber
2 years
What I learned on gambling twitter this week is that if you bet enough 3 cent arbs on inefficient markets at Bovada for $200 a pop, you too can make a million dollars
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Matt Alber
2 years
Empty net jokes aside, Strome was a great leader for a lot of young players during a rebuild on some really really bad Ranger teams. I hope nobody thinks its a good idea to boo him tonight.
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Matt Alber
4 years
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Matt Alber
1 year
The new New Yorker friend came mostly to watch me shovel and I guess some hockey happened too @ashelai_
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Matt Alber
2 months
If anyone happens to recognize this guy in the polo, please reach out to me asap. This was from a bar right next to MSG after ECF game 2
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Matt Alber
4 years
That 3 is a fitting end to this week
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Matt Alber
2 years
"if you don't like this country, leave" lol if Canada granted me citizenship, I'd be there Monday morning.
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Matt Alber
4 years
Is there a bigger rookie move than sending money on paypal using "goods and services"
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Matt Alber
3 years
sports betting being legalized is the worst thing to ever happen to sports betting
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Matt Alber
2 years
@alexjmoretto Didn't the Penguins get a bye to the 2nd round? And Canes a bye to the 3rd?
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Matt Alber
4 years
I hate it here.
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Matt Alber
4 years
I have officially joined @UnderdogFantasy Beyond excited to get to work with this team, and to be back with some of the smartest, hardest working people I've ever known.
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Matt Alber
4 years
A little personal news coming shortly 😉
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Matt Alber
2 years
Lol nice face loser
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1 year
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Matt Alber
2 years
@MadamFox23 @StapeAthletic @nyjtim wasn't much to it. It was very quick, obviously not friendly. DeAngelo was first in line, props to him on that. He clearly chatted with Strome, Kreider, etc for a few seconds. Georgiev was a quick move on
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Matt Alber
10 years
Is "ole" French for "dive"?
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Matt Alber
4 years
I'm sure people will handle this rationally.
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Matt Alber
5 years
Knishy and I will pause our constant shit talking over the last 2 weeks for a minute to genuinely thank everyone for getting involved here. We have decided to donate to the Suicide Prevention Hotline.
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@JoeyKnish22
Joey Knish
5 years
We’ve been motivated by the unlikeliest source ( @HaydenGOAT ), and have decided to donate 5% of total pool handle to charity. We’ll take some extra entries to make up that delta. We’ll also screenshot the donation. If I finish in the money I’ll also donate a portion of my take.
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Matt Alber
4 years
Stop. Glorifying. Problematic. Gambling.
@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
4 years
I love where I work. @ActionNetworkHQ employee text on final play of Pats-Seahawks.
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Matt Alber
4 years
I don't think Twitter gets better than this
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Matt Alber
4 years
This feels like it's Adrian Martinez 8th year as the starting QB of Nebraska
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Matt Alber
3 months
Sorry. My fault
@SNYRangers
Rangers Videos
3 months
"This is not an excuse at all because we're both playing on the same ice. But the ice wasn't the best. But that's gonna be the case at this time of year. They put everything behind us and they went to work" - Chris Kreider
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Matt Alber
6 years
so AV has now outlasted: Ryan Callahan Derick Brassard Carl Hagelin Rick Nash JT Miller Dan Girardi Anton Stralman Brian Boyle Ryan McDonagh I'm sure I'm missing some, just some key guys who played 3+ years here Wonderful
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Matt Alber
5 years
Quick note about a great topic, me.
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Matt Alber
3 years
Remember that time the Falcons with a bad OL, aging QB and awful defense drafted a TE in the top 5?
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Matt Alber
2 months
Imagine walking your dog down the street and seeing this clown yelling at a computer while sitting in an inflatable hot tub in his driveway
@TheHammerHQ
Hammer Betting Network 🔨
2 months
Happening now at @TheBoardHQ Game 1 watch party: @JoeyKnish22 live from a hot tub somewhere 😂 ➡️:
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Matt Alber
3 years
Finally got Lily to look at the camera and I look like I'm on drugs
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Matt Alber
4 years
@JoeyKnish22 must be nice to still have 10u left
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Matt Alber
3 years
In fairness of firing Gorton, he really did not do all that much. Panarin and Trouba were always coming to NY. Kakko and Lafreniere were pure lottery luck. He pretty much completely struck out on the Stepan and McDonagh/Miller trades. Shesterkin/Buchnevich were already drafted
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Matt Alber
3 months
Let's run it back and win a series here
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Matt Alber
3 months
big Rangers playoff game in Raleigh, you say? 👀
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Matt Alber
5 years
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Matt Alber
5 years
Just walked by a guy in a "team portnoy" sweatshirt and I can't even imagine why any full grown adult would want to openly embarrass themselves like that. Would be less embarrassing to wear Jets stuff today imo
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Matt Alber
2 years
maybe we should stop caring about a piece of paper written by a bunch of drunk slave owners 250 years ago
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Matt Alber
2 years
@JackMiller02 @NFL_DovKleiman I think it might be. That's better than Odell
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Matt Alber
3 months
welp. RIP 0 fall season
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Matt Alber
4 years
Yes, the entire democratic party got together and decided "you know what, we're going to rig this, but let every single republican win their elections except trump"
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Matt Alber
2 years
Summer content
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Matt Alber
3 years
If you've ever taken a look at the chat section of a game on The Score app, you know why Barstool wants them
@theScore_PR
Score Media and Gaming Inc.
3 years
Penn National Gaming to Acquire Score Media and Gaming, Creating North America’s Leading Digital Sports Content, Gaming and Technology Company
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Matt Alber
4 years
a story in two parts
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Matt Alber
3 years
@JoeyKnish22 @stoolpresidente @BSSportsbook "I bet, therefore I can do whatever I want to bettors" is the equivalent of "I played football, so I know more about football than you"
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Matt Alber
4 years
Just a reminder that we chose Marc Staal over Kevin Shattenkirk
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Matt Alber
3 years
@JoeyKnish22 Knish vs barstool feels like "would I rather get shot or stabbed?"
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Matt Alber
2 years
Happy Saturday, Rangers up 2-0
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Matt Alber
4 years
*sees WR in endzone with nobody within 7 yards of him* *everyone* "OMG BRADY IS THE GOAT"
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PFF
4 years
Tom Brady just isn’t fair 🐐
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Matt Alber
3 years
Now publicize how many people are limited to win less than 1k on that same bet
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Matt Alber
7 months
@JoeyKnish22 Joey on meth
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Matt Alber
2 years
the "boom, value!" makes this infinitely funnier.
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Matt Alber
5 years
What do people who don't watch sports do with their lives? Do they like go outside and see other people and shit?
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Matt Alber
1 year
Rules for tonights "game" 1. nobody get hurt 2. get some cardio in, if you want to 3. if anyone even breathes the same air as Igor, they die
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Matt Alber
2 years
NHL needs to add a delay of game when teams try to sneak players off after an icing and get caught
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Matt Alber
3 years
The regulation that we need (and books would fight to no end) is not being allowed to place different limits on different users.
@NotMyTempo85
Andy Kay
3 years
Have had a (no doubt losing) @WilliamHill account for 10+ years. Luckily managed to pick a few winners in the last month - account now restricted. Really hope the government gambling review addresses their shoddy practises of picking & choosing who they want to take bets from.
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Matt Alber
4 years
@lindetrain -Wake up at 8am -Piss -Google "KBO scores" on phone -Forget which games I bet -Open slack to myself -Cross Reference -Do ballpark math -Rinse -Repeat
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Matt Alber
4 years
@kjhogo @mattmurr11 wonder if he calls the cops from outside a college bar to tell them there's underage drinking going on
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Matt Alber
5 years
Imagine hearing about someone calling in a fake bomb threat to stop a football game and what you take from the story is 'he didn't place the bet with a regulated sportsbook'
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Matt Alber
1 year
5 hours before the superbowl and we're sitting on the beach eating chicken fingers. Vibes are strong
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Matt Alber
2 years
Had a few guests at the office last night
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Matt Alber
5 years
Maybe we try not having top media personalities promote touts. Just an idea
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Matt Alber
5 years
Can we stop letting the Big 12 in the playoff please
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Matt Alber
6 months
there are many (delusional) Rangers fans that will say Quick, but this isn't even a conversation. You weren't starting Cam Talbot over Henrik, and you aren't starting Quick over Igor come playoff time
@NHLNetwork
NHL Network
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Are you riding with Igor Shesterkin or Jonathan Quick? #NYR
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Matt Alber
4 years
@JoeyKnish22 @kellychris77 at least you're finally fighting in your weight class
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Matt Alber
4 years
I'm not sure there's a larger cesspool than the chat section of literally any game on The Score app
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Matt Alber
5 months
Our winning streak got snapped by.... Columbus?
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Matt Alber
1 year
Got into a stare down with Brandon Montour for no reason whatsoever
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@BarDown
BarDown
1 year
What's a random interaction you've had with an NHL player?
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Matt Alber
3 years
Brady got flagged for the first time ever and said "fuck this, I'm out"
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Matt Alber
5 years
It's almost like people were betting on games before it was legalized
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
5 years
Sports gambling is often cited as a reason for the NFL's popularity. But betting becoming legalized hasn't yet boosted NFL ratings 🏈 🎲
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Matt Alber
2 years
20 minutes. @J_Rueb15
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Matt Alber
3 months
Best game I've ever been to in my life, and I've been to multiple game 7's. Absolutely surreal. 8 down, 8 to go.
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Matt Alber
3 months
Let's run it back and win a series here
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Matt Alber
4 years
Brett Howden having more TOI than Kreider, Buch, Chytil and Kakko might not be a great gameplan
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2 years
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Matt Alber
1 year
1.6..... 1 6...... 1/6.... stop it
@frank_seravalli
Frank Seravalli
1 year
Hearing #Canes are closing in on an agreement with free agent Tony DeAngelo on a 1-year deal in the $1.6 million range. #LetsGoCanes @DailyFaceoff
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Matt Alber
4 years
Didn't these people say that BLM protestors should be run over for doing the same thing?
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
4 years
Obnoxious Trump supporters in New York shut down Mario Cuomo bridge
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Matt Alber
4 years
"we were winning until they counted the votes that weren't for us"
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Matt Alber
2 years
The entire ap voting panel for coach of the year needs to be scrapped immediately
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Matt Alber
1 year
Happy birthday pup, here's to another 15 years 🎉
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Matt Alber
1 year
Is taking 3 penalties in the first 5:20 a good strategy against a one line team?
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Matt Alber
2 years
The floor rinkside was actually shaking when Miller tied it last night. First time this year I remember that happening
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Matt Alber
2 years
🙂
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Matt Alber
4 years
*Lundqvist allows a 5 on 0 goal on the 3rd rebound* Twitter: LOL lundswiss time to retire, he sucks now
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Matt Alber
1 year
Enemy territory
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Matt Alber
5 years
Am I the only person on Twitter who gives zero shits about game of thrones? (ducks)
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Matt Alber
2 years
The "south" has pretty good food at least
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Matt Alber
5 years
Did Booger just say they should have ran on 3rd and then spike?
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Matt Alber
2 years
I'm sure I've lost some friends over the last 24 hours. I don't give a fuck. If any of this caused you to rethink wanting to be in my life, I don't want you in mine. I don't care who you are. Unfollow button is at the top, since you're probably too stupid to know.
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Matt Alber
2 years
How did tonight go?
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Matt Alber
4 years
I have no idea what noise I just made when Chicago scored but it's really a good thing I don't have a girlfriend because she probably would have heard that and immediately broken up with me
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Matt Alber
4 years
you mean that spot where all the people live? lol
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