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Should have been at the clubbbbb
A 23-year-old did this with nothing more than a hammer and chisel.
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Don't make me tap the sign
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This the part where we all wake up from the simulation
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SECRET TUNNEL
SECRET TUNNEL
IN NEW YORK CITY
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLL
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Well I was 7 years old at the time so my bad
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I wish situationships would say "hey, I'm dating someone now" instead of just suddenly getting weird and unreceptive for a couple weeks before I stumble on that information myself
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@The8BitIdiot
This is why all basic science classes need to be mandatory. Physics I so people know basic forces and how light works. Chem I so people don't make mustard gas while cleaning the bathroom. Bio I so they have a basic understanding of genetics
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He needs to break up with her after this, and I'm not joking
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My exes also won't stop shopping for groceries. Like it's over, we're done, MOVE ON!!!
Kevin Costner's first wife Cindy Silva shops for groceries 30 years after their marriage ended
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"Perfect" and it's the worst fan casting you've ever seen
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Well, you're a loser bc she's so much happier with the afters, and her opinion is the only one that matters bc it's her body
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If you bring a child into existence to make a friend for yourself, to cure your loneliness, to fill the hole in your life, or to "complete you", you will live a very lonely life once you hit your mid 40s
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Mia Khalifa is the only person I recognize from these 4 women, and she was coerced, taken advantage of, and stolen from.
Respectfully, go outside and touch grass.
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"Tatoos look ridiculous on older women"
*shows a picture of the coolest, hottest older woman possible*
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My interviewers today said I "look very sharp"
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Harmless fun? She cheated on her fiancé???
exposing someone's fiancé for having harmless fun at a bachelorette party is insane behavior. let girls have fun on the last free day of their lives.
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Photographer: Okay, just strike whatever pose feels natural to you
William Dafoe:
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@JennyENicholson
@punishedthumbs
Well tbh, a ghost possessing a squeaky clean robot isn't really all that scary. But a ghost in dirty animatronic with a rotting sack of child flesh inside is a huge step up
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Last Valentine's Day, someone drove 8 hours from Texas to see me, showed up to my door with a bouquet of roses and chocolates, watched the sunset, and went swing dancing.
This year, I'm getting 12 likes on a "who want me" tweet
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The girl that canceled a date bc he didn't read her mind and pick her up has gone on private 💀
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For 24 hours, all crime, including murder, will be legal for vaccinated people only
The fully vaccinated have recieved authorization to begin the purge
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Oh, I'll free him alright
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@KState
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in case anyone was wondering, J**** M*N*** is definitely the one ordering all the targeted harassment on anyone who speaks up about him.
This is a direct violation of rules 3, 16, and 17 of Kansas State University's Student Code of Conduct.
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Everyone say good job making ratatouille from the pixar film ratatouille, himbo simp
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Ngl, Facebook conspiracy theory groups are great inspiration for fantasy world building. Giant tree stumps with rare minerals inside? Hardcore terraforming with the remains of destroyed buildings? Humanity doesn't even live on a planet? Even flat earth is an interesting setting
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Did my taxes and paid off the last of my student loans, everyone say good job himbo simp
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Barbie's impact on society accidentally did more for the patriarchy than it did for feminism
Ryan Gosling will be backed by 65 male dancers when singing “I’m Just Ken” at the
#Oscars
Will be one of the biggest Best Original Song performances ever at the ceremony.
(Source: Deadline)
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This is what a single drop of sea water looks like under a microscope
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Squizzard
Bro did u know that the Cambrian era had its own little squid in a wizard hat
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In genetics, there's dominant traits, and then there's submissive and breedable traits
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I am Kenough
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Daniel Chadcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe responds to J.K. Rowling stating that she won’t ‘forgive’ him for speaking out against her amid transphobic comments.
“I will continue to support the rights of all LGBTQ people, and have no further comment than that.”
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"Don't judge me on my political views"
Actually, I will. As soon as politics switched from "what is the best way to help people" to "should we even help people" or from "what is the best way to ensure human rights" to "do they deserve human rights" something clearly went wrong.
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People: "where are you from?"
Girls from Salina, Kansas: "sksksksksksksksksksk"
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I'M SO STUPID. This is literally a mutal I gave my number to 😭
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so the duck walked up
to the lemonade stand
and said to the man
running the stand...
𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴?
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NOOOOOOOOO WTFFFFF 😭
My "noooo, I'm an ally, tho!" at the gay club fit
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No rizz, just big ole glasses and blue-green eyes
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When you're in a retail store and Toxic by Britney Spears comes on the radio
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There is asbestos everywhere for those who have the mulch to find it
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I'm just like spider-man because I too barely hang out with my friends and it would have a minimal impact on their lives if I was removed from everyone's memory
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A large asteroid the size of a small asteroid
BREAKING 🚨: An asteroid the size of about 69 American alligators will pass by Earth on Tuesday
via NASA asteroid tracker
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Hi, puppy riding various animals scientist here, puppy riding q chicken is actually extremely concerning behavior and here's why... (1/480)
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All offense, but making students walk to the other side of campus in negative 9 degree weather (also still in the middle of a pandemic) for a paper version of an exam, when the professor has already prepared an online version "in case of emergency" is really stupid.
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It's annoying and dehumanizing when people conflate the absence of oversexualization with unattractiveness
Emma Stone is extremely beautiful in a classy way. Just because you don't see her as a sex object doesn't mean she's mid
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Taco Bell wants to revolutionize the drive-thru experience with a new design 🌮
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If you're on a date and they DON'T eat the bread within 5 minutes, break up immediately. You deserve a risk taker, someone with a grind mindset, who isn't afraid to jump at an opportunity to get that bread.
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Why is the plane always outside of Earth's atmosphere in these kinds of videos? Are they stupid?
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Me and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and
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They're gonna disassemble their kid and keep the parts 2 seperate bags like a bionicle
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Looked through her likes and there's not even any boys in there. It's all just memes and jokes about depression
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Matching with hot girls on dating apps, then noticing they have "lesbian" in their bio
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No, you can't have a state-mandated goth girlfriend
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I love banana bricks
Pushed banana bread to its absolute limit in terms of density
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Politicians HATE Him ! ! !
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I got a mysterious crystal box from thrifting today and have no idea what to do with it
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I looked at my concert archives and I've only been to 6 concerts in my life... and 3 of them were shrek raves
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Starbucks and McDonald's aren't even that good, I've barely had them in years. You're the weakest link if you can't go 2 weeks without downing that toxic sludge
still haven’t had Starbucks or McDonald’s since I found out the boycott because I’m not weak and again I have morals and it’s been very very easy
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Spotify wrapped train! QT or comment with your sandwich, location, personality card, and final wrapped card
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The amount of compliments and "you look so cool!"s I got make me think I should dress like this regularly
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I get the sentiment, but Van Gogh lived in poverty until he died
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I'm turning it around, this time I'M the one playing Chris Pratt
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