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Every toothpaste brand is number 1 brand recommended by dentists. Dentists need to put their shit together.
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Unafika kwa nyumba 6pm unakaa 5 mins ukipumzika kiasi kiasi Ni 9pm. Unapiga shati pasi for 3 mins alarm ya asubuhi ishalia. Capitalism itaniua bana
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Slimming Tea with 15 mahamris.
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Okay that dude aside, the sun rotating?
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Ksh 1500 for an umbrella si afadhali uongeze punch ununue parachute ukuwe unafly juu ya mawingu ndio ata mvua ikuwe chini yako. Nonsense
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Under 25s wanataka kutuua na moshi
Tunatoka club kama tumeenda India ju ya cancer.
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Founding father of tribalism, corruption and land grabbing. Massive cunt
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Transferring has never made sense... So which area deserves their incompetence?
Interior CS Kindiki transfers all senior Kilifi police officers over Shakahola massacre
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The hoes come with nothing siet? Mguu tu. Haha
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Mimi ata wacha msichana kunywa pombe na baba yake... Msichana anakunywa pombe aje aki? ๐ ๐
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Unaeza kuwa unapita tu na hapo Supreme court ushikwe na ukuwe admitted to the bar. Haha
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So kijana haendi mjei Leo because one NimuKiarie from Twitter want to verify that he's really poor
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This would have never happened under Kibaki. Thurakus aki
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Wasichana huvaa tops fulani wanafunga kama watoto katikati ya miguu buana. Siet
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No one is Visiting Mwai Kibaki, the best President this country has had. They be flocking to Moi, the fella that ruined that ruined this country!!
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Watu wa kitambo posting pictures with fellow freedom fighters but not the wives.
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Found Ksh. 200 in a trouser I washed last week. Nurses prepare yourselves, you are going back to work.
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How people born between 1980-1993 vs people born between 1994-2000 look now!
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My sister is really gone gone yaani. Tsk ๐ข
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Hapa umefanana Diamond akiimba Mbagala. Hehe
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The Muslim community out there feeding people. The Christian clergy are pushing for opening of churches so they can collect revenues. SMH
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Watu wa kuvuta sigara hamuezi wekewa iyo kitu kwa sweet mmumunye msituue na moshi? Washenzi
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Akiongeza crisps hapo atakuwa comedian kama ule jamaa mwingine
This video has finished me deadddddd๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Simu imevunjika screen buana nani anenda China?
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Msitumalize buana. Wachilia Pastor Ezekiel na mwenzake kama ni cha ivo! ๐
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Sasa ukaulizwa ulikuwa unarecord nini mzee mzima utasema nini?
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Ni kuvaa waist beads. Back to the kitchen
Nilijua ball zamani but I never knew Inter Milan and AC Milan shared a stadium until 2019. ๐ญ
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A house help cooking in your house is an equivalent of a failed state.
House helps wa siku hizi don't know how to cook for shiii alafu akuwe ametoka straight ocha....kwani watu wa huko hupika aje? Mtu hatamani kukula ata juu food sijui inaonja aje. Smh
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SAA moja ndio hiyo. Give it 2 hours and it will be Sunday 4pm
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Maragolis saa hii ata hawajakanda Unga ya chapo buana. Wachoyo Sana Hao watu
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This formation can destroy Manchester United tbh
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Sio kwa ubaya but that style ya kumix tuvideos ikae umejirusha from one place to another.... Retire it. Marketers
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Kuingia ferry inafaa unaingia kama umejifunga mitungi design terrorists hujifunga bombs.
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She looks like someone who delivers during the kitendo.
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No sense. No vibes. Just 100 page CVs
CS Magoha wants pornography banned in Kenya to curb teenage pregnancies
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Indomie boys are creating a revolutionary change while the 2012 bigwigs could only eat other people's women. Madness
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Buana ulijiweka drip ndio umalize KO kwa market. Sidhani unaweza ongelelea anything ever again. ๐ ๐
Azimio bloggers who jumped ship after the elections might be the hungriest lot out here.
They stand for nothing and fall for anything
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But hooooooowwwwwwwwwww... Do you expect meeeeeeee, to live alone with just me... 'Cause my world revolves around you..It's so hard for me to breathe
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Mans was even shifting positions to be In the photos? The tossed mtuwaters like this? I'm mad bro ๐ญ
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Hii upuzi inanimaliza ๐
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Iyo moshi ndio wajuaji wanasema inafanya hawa 23yr Olds wakae ni kama wako 64yrs. Siet
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Thurakus mko wapi? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Hanging on a helicopter is free bro. Focus
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TL awake? Newborns are ugly as hell haha
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Huwa mnarusha hii statement like it shouldn't be the norm. ๐
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2013/17 all over again. ๐
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Unaishi na mzazi mpaka ashikwe na aibu ahame akuwache hapo.
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But that's common sense buana. Wives have never been relatives. Imagine sleeping with relatives
Btw ukaenda family court ndio utaelewa why men don consider wives their relatives
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"He was in my dms" crusaders
Finally DJ Mo has been exposed ๐ ๐ mimi nikianza ata lia but let me sleep!
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You want us kikuyu men to finance your imaginary internet lifestyles that you can't afford yourselves? Tears
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Old age is real bana. I watch a single movie for 3 days
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So huwa mmekalia tu makazi hadi mtu atoe War cry ndo mnatokea sijui "are you available tomorrow?" ndio muambiwe vile you are good people. SMH
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A twitter girl calls another ugly. Other twitter girls correct her by calling her ugly. Bunch of fools
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Deep stet wanaeza kuwa wameseti the peoples most foolish man ndio story ya gatekeeper idie. I digress
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Ukitumia hi ya testing waters alafu ijibiwe mtu unaproceed aje? ๐
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No education, no training.
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@6footBarefoot
Bibi huwa analala kwa kitanda a narusha miguu kwa hewa nimfunge like a toddler
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Anti sugar and wheat crusaders are something. Sasa mmeanza sijui one meal a day.
Kama mnataka tukufe mseme tu buana. Siet
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Scientists instead of focusing on curing cancer they are trying to do irrelevant things. Such fools
Food Scientist innovates a way to cook ugali in less than a minute
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Mumbekhu shindu nunekhu
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Mkae mkijua in Wangige waru mkebe ya 2kgs ni Ksh 60
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Msianze tweets na "whether you voted them in or not..." Haha this is squarely on thurakus. The most foolish people the world has ever seen. ๐
Focus, Gaudencia.
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All paid expenses trip to western Kenya to see my folks. Anyone?
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Esther Khamala PaHarris??? ๐
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Kikuyu landlords wakiendelea hivi watajenga 1br waseme kitchen iko nje
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Ingia ile radio yenu utuelezee nini ilitamba buana.
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I've been in the game since 1936 msinisahau my sisters. ๐
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Back in the day ata hungeona kamisi ya mama yako kama imeanikwa. Modern day mothers wanaonyesha watoto full blown nakedness. Madness
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Warriors wakitokea na mishale na wako na earings
Opponents:
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No education, no training.
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New work place, we thank the good Lord. First day went well.
Culture shock tupu
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Those lines were for nothing??
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Again, what women have to offer hehe.
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Gangstas wanaingia silhouette challenge na crisps?
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Timeline gate keeper in his early days.
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President Kenyatta wants debts owed to African countries cancelled due to COVID-19
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@Wairimuwraps
@shamir_254
๐ ๐ ๐ First off, mimi huwa Sina pesa.
Mtu atoke home kama amekula na kunywa.
Naeza buy Chai tu.. Na kikombe isipite ksh 20 ๐ ๐
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Namna gani
I saw someone I used to work with and call a friend sub me here for clout and my living room started smelling like ๐ฉ. Friendship breakups donโt have to be Ugly โ๐พ
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Surprising how none of you questioned how Stella went to Japan ๐ฏ๐ต to study medicine for just 3 years. 3 years!!
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Kama watu walinyoa juu yako imagine Beyoncรฉ. Hehe
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She woke me up at 7 am to ask tunaamka saa ngapi buana. They are not people
Women will wake you up and ask you to help them sleep. Real shit. They are not people!!
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Saa hii wamama wenu wako kitchen wakihesabu pieces za kuku waone kama mliiba usiku wa manane. Madness
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Mlisema kitu inaokolea Kikuyu girls kwa upishi ni royco? ๐๐
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Injili ndugu?
Ubaya wa soko ni majority of the women who actually make their own money are also not in posession of the model level bodies you see on instagram.
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"When a man is not ready, he is not ready. When a woman is not ready, the man finds a woman who is." ~ Ancient Greek
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Haha Muchiri HIV alipotea TL juu ya small small god mothers?
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Mans only mistake was not telling the wife that he'll be attending a small function of a wedding smh
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Contrary to popular opinion, Baddies are high energy low reward organisms...
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To the Men's Conference Secretariat,
Apologies.
I have a good woman now. Y'all losers be well in Doha, take the lessons and get yourselves good women.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Wendo.
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Kusema chapo ikatwekatwe kibandani ni very risky affair siwes jaribu! Inaeza kuja bila pieces tatu
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ARREST THIS WOMAN.
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