Keeper of the Lettuce
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"Shagger of the Year".
Mainstream British culture in the 00s was such an awful mess and this is definitely not a thing Americans like Elon Musk will ever understand.
Comedy fans, what do you consider to be the best shows to have come out of Channel 4 that some people might not have heard of?
I’ll kick off - Green Wing.
Everyone wants to hold politicians to account, but their private lives are nobody else’s business and should remain private.
The bizarre thing is that some people seem to think the media should have a get out of jail free card. I don’t.
One of my mum's friends has told her Walthamstow is a no-go area under Sharia Law.
Which will come as a surprise to the 10,000 breweries that have recently popped up there.
Breaks my heart to say this but I just handed in my resignation at Reach.
Have worked alongside some amazing people and will never forget the experiences I've had, from working on Partygate to partying with a lettuce.
So sayonara as they say 👋🥬
Why should UK people be told to fit expensive heat pumps they don’t want and can’t afford when China and Germany keep on burning coal on an industrial scale to dominate export markets?
@PaulEmbery
I'd love to know what part of this story justifies filming a minor and posting it after they made amends with you and even offered to move further down the train so they didn't disturb you.
About this idea that Rishi Sunak has a slick PR team.
The graphics templates are off Canva, he poses with blank paper for photoshop ease, forgets to take tags of the England shirt and takes photo ops in a clearly fake car with a mic on.
They suck.
Thank for you all the support everyone, it's meant so much.
I don't know what the hell the last week was but it's been great fun.
Time for a long nap and a lie in tomorrow.
Characters like Kirstie Allsop and a lot of columnists are actually fascinating studies in being detached from reality by privilege, wealth and suburban life.
That's why they spend their time inventing increasingly random hills to die on.
It's kind of amazing to watch.
Shout out to everyone at Reach who will now have to double or triple their workload, after doubling or tripling their workload, after doubling and tr....
So the rumours were true. 450 jobs at Reach plc to go as part of the cost reduction programme announced back in March. I know a lot of friends and former colleagues have been expecting this news for weeks but it won't make it any easier now it's finally been confirmed.
The slow death of the shock jock and the overstepping of the line required to irritate people 101.
Will be pleased to see the back of this form of journalism in 2023.
Had a chat with my mum after she sent me an anti-vaccine James Melville tweet on WhatsApp saying 'is the true'?
I utterly loathe the way that people think it's okay to prey on the gullibility of people who didn't grow up with the Internet and that it's a business model.
A reminder to everyone to look after the mental health of your colleagues.
I don't know how some people sleep at night to be honest.
Solidarity with my former colleagues at Reach.
If you can leave.
Lee Anderson, "I was going to vote no.. I couldn't see how I could support the bill.. I got into the no lobby.. The Labour lot were laughing and giggling.. I couldn't vote no.. I wanted to vote no.. There's no way I could support them above the party that's given me a political
James Melville has repeatedly suggested that deaths from Covid in the past 40 days are less than just one day of cancer deaths.
While more people are dying from cancer than Covid right now, the comparison is inaccurate.
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Genuinely mad that I'm still processing what happened with the lettuce.
I think it was that as soon as the googly eyes went on, the precedence was set that something interesting had to be happening every time someone checked in.
Even at 3am.
Escalated from there.
As for the "Metropolitan Elite" in wine bars.
One of my favourite stories about the Lettuce stream was a pub that had it on like it was the football.
On that final day and I shit you not, everyone cheered.
Liz Truss addresses the infamous “lettuce-cam”
In an interview with
@ChrisMasonBBC
the former UK PM calls the live webcam “pathetic”
Listen to the full
#BBCNewscast
interview
Some journalists in this country should be legally obliged to declare their associations.
If influencers have to declare affiliate advertisers in posts.
Why shouldn't journalists?
@BBGameStudios
Ready to be burned for this but has anyone else noticed the number two?
Two dots for the ellipsis on check back soon.
Eye patch on the right side, Solidus from MGS2.
Short clip resembling James for SH2 yesterday.
Potential two day delay to P.T. day...
Looks like something is locked in after six months of job hunting, which means I can finally stop engaging with LinkedIn.
Absolutely traumatised, not going to lie.
Shameless self plug...
Super proud of these titles I shot and designed with an hour of messing around Canary Wharf (annoying everyone in the newsroom) and the storyboarding inspiration of
@fleetstreetfox
.
I don't have anything lined up but if anyone fancies deposing two Prime Ministers in 12 months or wants to have some fun with vegetables holler me on: eddiehenryjames
@gmail
.com