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Padres fan. old millennial. francophone. lefty ☭. SAG-AFTRA/AEA. #BLM #NoWar #M4A #FreePalestine #Abolition @itsgabrielleu once called me “homeless Jared Leto”

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Yes We Can
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How many uniquely American failures can you fit into one sentence?
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📍El Paso, TX is so understaffed they are using inmates to help move deceased #COVID19 patients to the mobile overflow morgues.
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Just a couple guys being dudes who could literally end world hunger but play space games instead
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what is missing from the right wing brain?
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If you think Bernie’s plans are expensive, wait till you hear how much it cost to kill a million Iraqis for oil
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I fucking detest Joe Biden with the passion of a thousand suns
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BreakThrough News
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Biden has slandered a protest in Los Angeles as “violent” and “anti-Semitic”. But video shows the pro-Israel side was extremely violent. The protest was held outside a real estate event selling homes in occupied Palestine.
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Isn’t it wild we have a system where a doctor can go “this person needs such and such procedure done” and then some insurance middleman can go “nahhh they don’t bc we don’t want to pay for it”?
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Apparently Biden figured his record low approval rating was too high
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ACLU
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BREAKING: The White House just released an immigration proposal that would increase mandatory detention and create a new system allowing mass deportations without due process.
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Just heard about a 28 year old bartender in Boston who killed himself because his medical bills were approaching $100,000. No, we won’t “give it a rest already”. And frankly you should get over yourself.
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Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️
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@KatieMowgli Give it a rest already
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Conan O’Brien’s “Hot Ones” episode really makes you wonder what kind of a fucked up society allows this man to lose out to Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon
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❌ universal healthcare ❌ livable wages ❌ affordable housing ❌ low-cost childcare ❌ relieving the burden of student debt ✅ banning TikTok bc young people are hearing narratives that run contrary to what the State Dept, Pentagon, and corporate elites want them to hear 🇺🇸
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Fetterman is the perfect example of why we can’t simply vote away fascism in a bourgeois political system. No matter how many “progressives” we get in there, they will inevitably conform to whatever is necessary to stay in office. Which is being a servant to power & capital.
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John Fetterman
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“I’m not a progressive, I'm just a regular Democrat.”
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Why did Blackrock, a corporation with $10T in assets, get $500B of our US taxpayer $ in one of the COVID bills?
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On Christmas day I will arrive in Israel and will be headed to the Gaza border to begin documenting history. I am coming home.
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Rolling Stone really out here suggesting Jon Stewart shouldn’t criticize Democrats so much when we need him to criticize Democrats more than ever
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Rolling Stone
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Commentary: Is Jon Stewart Still the Right Person to Host ‘The Daily Show?’ The comedy vet makes his return to the desk he left in 2015 this evening, but his “both sides are equally bad” approach may not translate to 2024. More:
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Of course Mr Self Righteous Atheist here goes out of his way to defend a fundamentalist Christian’s bigotry and misogyny. Bill, we get it. You’re a cunt.
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New York Post
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Bill Maher defends Harrison Butker over graduation speech uproar: ‘I don’t see what the big crime is’
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“Legalize cannabis!” Biden Admin: I see you. I hear you. We’re banning menthols.
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I can’t with the liberals anymore, man. I can’t. Right wingers are proud and unapologetic about their awfulness. Liberals want you to believe they’re not awful as they condone and rationalize some of the most cruel and horrific acts imaginable. That’s worse.
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Where are my leftist baseball fans? I know there’s a faction of you. Who’s your team?
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This is 100% accurate
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My wife and I were selected for the City of Los Angeles’ Emergency Rental Assistance Program. I provided all necessary documents & assumed we were good to go for September. Just found out TODAY we’re ineligible bc my corporate landlord can simply OPT OUT of the program. Unreal.
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May this little guy grow up to be the gayest communist of them all 🙏🏼
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UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell says he won’t be vaccinating his kid & wants to homeschool him so he doesn’t end up gay and communist
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White liberals are so predictable, man. The way they pretend to be “progressives” and the way they use black women when it’s convenient politically. The most progressive candidate was a black woman. And who did they rally behind? A centrist white man. And a Zionist, naturally.
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$18 beers might have something to do with that
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Gen Z is drinking 25% less at concerts compared to older generations:
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@POTUS
President Biden
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Today, at my direction, U.S. military forces struck targets in Iraq and Syria that the IRGC and affiliated militia use to attack U.S. forces. We do not seek conflict in the Middle East or anywhere else in the world. But to all those who seek to do us harm: We will respond.
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The Democratic Party is now essentially a party of suburban Reaganites who drape themselves in empty liberal platitudes
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If Kamala Harris arrests Netanyahu on Wednesday she will have my full support
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Right before Iowa, Bernie became a secret sexist. The day before Nevada, he’s a Russian asset. What will he become the day before Super Tuesday? Wrong answers only.
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1. No one is gravitating towards Trump over “this one issue”, you idiot. Trump is also a bloodthirsty Zionist. 2. “This one issue” is fucking GENOCIDE. Does that mean anything to you @SethMacFarlane ? and 3. Fuck Bill Maher.
@RealTimers
Real Time with Bill Maher
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To the young voters gravitating to Donald Trump over Israel-Palestine: "You’re giving up on everything that supposedly is important to you and putting it all on the line for this one issue." Watch @SethMacFarlane get real with @BillMaher on the latest episode of #RealTime :
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“The flag in your bio tells me all I need to know” That I oppose genocide? Yeah. Why don’t you, fuckface?
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The Bernie 2020 Festival ain’t bad so far Jack White Cardi B Ariana Grande Bon Iver Vampire Weekend Run The Jewels Anderson .Paak TI Lil Yachty Brandi Carlile Belinda Carlisle Zedd Mike Posner Jason Mraz Portugal. The Man Cat Power Weyes Blood Norah Jones Ozomatli
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Genocide Joe said it himself in 1986 about Israel: “It is the best $3 billion investment we make. Were there not an Israel the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interests in the region.”
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@elonmusk @TheOnion @TheBabylonBee No one is switching to the Babylon Bee
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well that’s certainly a look
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“I see you, I hear you, I’m sending a billion more dollars of weapons to Israel”
@AP
The Associated Press
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Biden tells Morehouse graduates that he hears their voices of protest over the war in Gaza
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I know corporate media likes to erase Bernie’s massive Latinx support but let me tell you right now right here at his L.A. rally, his Latinx support is strong #BernieInLA
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insecurity that could fuel a rocket
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At this point it’s safe to say Zionists are the most loathsome people I’ve ever had the great misfortune of encountering in my life
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I don’t think I will ever get over the fact that at this moment in history, this era of Black Lives Matter and Me Too, the Democrats have chosen to nominate an architect of mass incarceration who is also credibly accused of rape. Absolutely unreal.
@politico
POLITICO
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BREAKING: Joe Biden has clinched a majority of delegates to the Democratic convention, locking up the party’s presidential nomination
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burn this system to the motherfucking ground already
@CBSNews
CBS News
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BREAKING: Tesla shareholders have voted to approve a record $46 billion pay package for CEO Elon Musk.
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Colorado voted a month ago. Why is it still 83% reporting?
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#RNC2020 Night 1 lineup 6:00- QAnon Update 6:30- Karen rants about masks 7:00- Kid Rock 7:30- some fucking cops 8:00- a Confederate flag 8:30- a literal Nazi 9:30- Ben Shapiro 10:00- Brock Turner 10:30- that white couple with guns 11:00- the Monopoly man 11:30- Mike Pence
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What stage of capitalism is buying healthcare from Amazon?
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@michael_rah_SF Let me blow your mind: insurance companies should not exist. In a better society they would not have to. You fucking idiot.
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I’m sorry to say a family member passed away this morning. After undergoing back surgery, he was released from the hospital in Las Vegas prematurely because his workmen’s comp insurance company refused to pay for a longer stay. Anyone not demanding m4a at this point is complicit.
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@michael_rah_SF And why would it not be covered?
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understaffing mass incarceration prison labor exploitation allowing a deadly virus to ravage a population all of these things are done to serve capital.
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“Why don’t you go live in Gaza?” is the dumbest fucking retort yet Zionists just keep on using it
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I wish you could punch tweets
@wbaltv11
WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore
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Would you try this candy corn pizza?
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@deleteevelyn Redistributing it to her landlord maybe
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@sfpelosi The rich white woman born into immense class privilege has something to say to the poors
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“The opposite of poverty isn’t wealth. The opposite of poverty is justice.” Man, I love that. #JustMercy
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I’m sure many of you already know about Bob’s Red Mill, but I just saw CBS News do a feature on company founder Bob Moore. This is a guy who has refused to sell his $100 million company several times because he’s GIVING IT TO HIS EMPLOYEES, who now own it.
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@thehill @POTUS Yes what would it be like if the US interfered in the affairs of other nations?
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Joe Biden spoke for 7 minutes in front of about 500 people in St. Louis today. Bernie Sanders spoke for 40 minutes in front of about 15,000 people in Chicago today. These things might seem superficial, but they will matter in a general election against Donald Trump.
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Simply not bombing children would make an administration the most progressive since FDR
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So Fuck you @MayorOfLA . Fuck you @LACity . Fuck every member of our bought-and-paid-for city council, including our councilman @MitchOFarrell . Fuck congressional leadership (of both parties) for allowing PUA to expire. And, most importantly, fuck you Excel Residential Services
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Fuck the Democrats for continuing to churn out absolutely worthless right wingers like Amy McGrath who they use as a fundraising candidate w no intention of actually winning while they shun viable progressives like Charles Booker. Mitch McConnell will not lose to Amy McGrath.
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So now the rent we don’t have is due, and for over a month we’ve been under the impression that @LACity was going to pay it. This amount of disdain this shithole country has for its poorest citizens will never cease to amaze me.
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Am I missing something or are Biden and Harris doing absolutely nothing right now to increase pressure on Mitch McConnell to allow a vote on $2000 survival checks?
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holy shit is this real? did he really forget to switch accounts? because if so lmaoooooo
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Still can’t believe a guy called THE MAD KING whose reign started benevolently before he succumbed to the madness caused by his incestuous lineage had a daughter who did the exact same thing o wait yes I can because it’s been foreshadowed the entire series
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Basically the entire program was another neoliberal sham: a landlord bailout program that they could easily opt-out of if they simply didn’t want to accept the basic tentant protections that came with it. And our landlord is far more interested in evicting us than accepting them.
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democratic socialists are killing it in New York and Chicago, but LA is still represented top-to-bottom by (as Dr. West would say) milquetoast neoliberals. we need to change this.
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Be a Jenna Ortega and not an Amy Schumer
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@AOC “Marie Antoinette pays for Versailles billboard chastising unruly peasants”
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For some godforsaken reason, sending a cash payment to the tenant is not an option under the ERAS program, so tenants are completely at the mercy of their landlord. And my corporate landlord, Excel Residential Services, is as cruel and sociopathic and you’d expect.
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To be clear: our landlord would have been paid the rent IN FULL by the City of LA w federal stimulus money by now. But they decided NO, they would rather evict us & profit off it. I want everyone who reads this to think very critically about the system that allows this to happen.
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Never forget this banger
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Arthur James Balfour was an antisemite who supported the creation of a Jewish ethnostate in an overwhelmingly Arab majority land because he didn’t want Jews immigrating to the UK But don’t let that stop the New York Times from New York Timesing
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What’s the deal with celebrities openly supporting fascist ethnostates in their genocidal ethnic cleansing campaigns? I mean, cmon!
@HilzFuld
Hillel Fuld
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Welcome to 🇮🇱, @JerrySeinfeld .
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Do I think Tucker Carlson is actually “on board” with democratic socialism? Nah. But Dr. West shows how the left can reach people on the right by speaking to the material conditions of the working class. Something liberals have proven themselves incapable of doing.
@ClaraJeffery
Clara Jeffery
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Cornell West got Tucker Carlson aboard with Democratic Socialism. 😹
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Shocked that an “Ellen” producer who spent much of 2019 bashing Bernie Sanders and his supporters on Twitter created a toxic workplace environment.
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Charles Manson was a better musician and was responsible for a lot fewer deaths
@OstapYarysh
Ostap Yarysh
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U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken performs“Rocking to the Free World” in a bar in Kyiv. // video by @cspan
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My dad passed away today. Gonna take some time off Twitter. All the best ✌️
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Shapiro would be an endlessly disappointing VP choice. So that’s almost certainly who the Dems will go with.
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Good.
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
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Mayim Bialik has been told she's no longer the host of Jeopardy!
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@AschemannRanen @BernieSanders The Billionaire Defender has entered the chat
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@willmenaker I’m starting to think Zionists are kinda racist!
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No one has ever needed to get over themselves more than this bitch
@owenjonesjourno
Owen Jones
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When asked about US voters upset with the choice between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton says: "Get over yourself. Those are the two choices." Really glad to see she's learned lessons from her 2016 defeat then!
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I thought 6 people might reply to this and now I think I should start a baseball podcast for lefties
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@Indieafterbern
Indie 🍉🔻🍀🦺🎸🎥
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Shitlibs would vote for Nikki Haley over Jill Stein.
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@GobAbiertoBOL @BernieSanders That’s called exploitation
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Gonna go with Lisa
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One cool thing about marching in L.A. is if you see some random white dude in a Costa Rica t-shirt filming the protest, it might just be @wwwbigbaldhead
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How many people understand that in order for one person to be very rich, many people have to be very poor?
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@ByronKopernikus As nice as that sounds, the vast majority of Americans do not have the means to just up and move out of the country.
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He ain’t wrong. This is 100% the future the radical left wants.
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@Nasserism Your uncritical support of Biden is enabling a fascist regime to commit genocide. Did that ever even occur to you?
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@proustmalone Here’s @tmorello singing Woody Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land” (unedited) at the SAG-AFTRA-WGA picket line at Paramount yesterday
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@THR Against whom now?
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Ain’t it funny that so many employees of the richest man on planet earth feel compelled to strike right now? Solidarity with #WholeFoods workers
@VICE
VICE
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SCOOP: Whole Foods employees are planning to strike on Tuesday.
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@NYGovCuomo Maybe don’t quote FDR while you’re cutting Medicaid
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Logging on to find I’ve got a thousand new followers and they’re all leftist baseball fans
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Eat a bag of dicks @CityofSeattle
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The French do not fuck around when it comes to protesting. It’s in their DNA and it gets results. They have labor protections and social safety nets we only dream of in America, yet they’re still *constantly* protesting and striking. We could learn a thing or two from them.
@AJENews
Al Jazeera Breaking News
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BREAKING: French government to suspend fuel tax hikes in wake of violent 'yellow vest' protests, say sources
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